Fuck my shit up edition

They should be.
No occasion, wagecuck family sent the only free NEET on cake errand

How does it feel being inferior to Hong Kong?

Can't see shit other than the plastic bag lad

(You)

(Thank)

I do like SG though la. Is Joseph Prince still around?

Unfortunately yes.
>Evangelists

Can't open bag on the mrt lad
>no food and drinks fine $500

No CONSUMING of food and drinks nigga.

>Not knowing the laws
I should remind you that sodomy is still against the law here famalam

Im not opening my cake on the mrt to shitpost reeeeee

post car license plates

I was thinking about going to NSU, but don't they import the top percentage of Chinese students? That comboed with using the rating on a curve system is a recipe for disaster, would I ever enrol.

Reminder that all Singaporean posters here are from reddit.

I would never go to one in sg because the university culture for the most part is completely different to the west. People hardly ever go out and all the Chinese do is study

I don't even know how to use reddit m80

Why is singapore allowed to have its own general but liechti not???

Because they're a non-country and we're not :^)

How do you deal with the humidity?

Air con. Plus dealing it with it you pussy

>people hardly ever go out and all the Chinese do is study
That's where you are wrong, John.

>Pic related
Chinese clubbers since alcohol is haram for Malay-Muslims. Occasionally you will still see them, though.

Dress light

>People hardly ever go out and all the Chinese do is study
I think we can all agree that while we're more studious than lazy white eurofags, singapore's study culture still pales in comparison to korea and mainland china.

Thats kinda rude :(

I think we can just make a city-state general tbqh, but it will all be SG posters :(

I've visited friends at NSU. 70% of people there seemed autistic as fuck. The clubs i was taken to were shockingly bad. Also, many people i talked to said they didn't go out much, this is unheard of in the UK. The vibe i got was that studies were taken way too seriously, exactly like the Chinese in English Universities.

>NSU
It's NUS my nigga.
>70% of people there seemed autistic as fuck
Idk what university you go to in the UK, but getting into NUS for locals is really hard, especially the law and medicine sectors. Also, how long ago was this? I have friends in NUS now who don't give a fuck and go clubbing every Wednesday. I realise your statement is a gross generalisation, but yes the Chinese here are still very conservative.

>The clubs i was taken to were shockingly bad
Zouk? It's full of kids who just turned 18 and are eager to club, lmao.

I go to Manchester, which is a half decent redbrick.

>every wednesday
Even going out once a week, especially in first year is pretty unusual. Although as i said, the overwhelming vibe that i got was the over importance of work, antisocial aspects and reluctance to go out.

I visited last year, and went to a few clubs. A couple near clarke quay i think, can't remember where the other ones were.

I see, yes we are more westernised than South Korea or Japan in that our students aren't driven to suicide that much, but grades and studies are still important.

>Wednesday
Ladies' night famalam, and cash is tight with students so we don't go out much.

>Antisocial aspects
Maybe it's because I'm not in NUS, but that's not true for the majority of us. It's possible to get good grades and have a social life tbqh

Liechti is not a city state...

Its enclosed in zwo cuntries, yes. But not in a single city.

Guess i have to deal with it that im nowhere welcome :(

>cash is tight
people in there seemed to be splashing it round a lot more, on a night out at least. i mean, obviously the drinks are much cheaper etc but they were spending quite a lot. it was interesting that there was much less of a culture of getting fucked before leaving the house, many were happy to keep buying drinks out.

it's obviously a generalisation as i didn't meet every single person, but my friends were very outgoing, and i assumed their friendship group would be the same.

Uhhh um, how about a microstate general :(
>Invited: countries smaller than 1000km squared

Small countries general then. For countries smaller than a certain area in size.

You can stay here if you want, just no bullying thanks

I wanna know about people with hindu heritage in singapore.
Chinese and Malays are spotlighted often but I rarely hear about desi people.
What do they eat/drink? Are you guys friends with them?

>splashing it round a lot more
Kek, those are the ballers tbqh. Many youngsters get shitfaced by purchasing alcohol from a convenience store, and drinking them in public areas like parks or bridges. Nowadays it's illegal, but that's not enough to deter them.

>Desi
They eat and drink the same as us (Chinese), just no beef and more alcohol. Some of them are strictly vegetarians too. The Indian-Muslim ones make good pratas. I only know a few Indians though, not many of them around

>singapore
>isn't a singing poor man

Thanks

MICROSTATES GENERAL
/msg/

do you smoke weed? is it easy to get hold of? lol

WAIT !

>/msg/

/msg/
>INVITED:
All countries listed below :3 + HK

What do you think of Amos Yee?

!!!

He is a meme tbqh, nobody gives a shit about him any more. Rumour has it, he's in Australia now, where he belongs with his fellow shit-posting m8s.

How it's like to be French in Singapore ?

I would think it's pretty good 2bh, other than the weather.

news.asiaone.com/News/Latest News/Singapore/Story/A1Story20120124-323674.html

>Come home froggies

What does lah mean? Does the word Kiasu relate to you?

i have a french friend here. they're enjoying this boring place and thinking it's really fun.
mostly because they use us as a base to travel to the actually fun places like thailand and indonesia kek

"lah" has different meanings depending on context.
The most frequent usage of the word is when one is exasperated ("okay lah! I'll do it!" in a begrudging tone).

>Kiasu
This is kiasu
youtube.com/watch?v=lCxUeo57iVM

Singapore did the hazelocaust

Hazel or haze?

>Aunt just came from MY
>Worst pimple outbreak in months
>Waiting for enlistment, no job or school
>Friends all in army, no one to go out with
>Broke up with gf 3 weeks ago
>Waking up at 3pm, sleeping at 5am
>Never leaves the house unless it's to drive my dad around
>Mum suddenly decides to be super helpful because aunt is around, so must save face
>Mum literally just helped me cut a mooncake while my aunt watch

FUCK now my aunt's going to think I'm an autistic virgin NEET

Whats a mooncake?

>Pic related
Something you eat around the mid-autumn festival, there's different kinds of fillings and egg yolk is optional.

Looks really nice actually

It is, you should check out some Chinese shops near you and see if they have them.

I got mine at $36 for 4, though. They're not very big but boy are they yummy

Looks like a rotten scotch egg

Nah, that's just the colour of the paste.

Looks more like a pork pie to me

Whats the taste and texture like?

Amos Yee did LITERALLY nothing wrong

>Taste
Depends on the filling. Lotus paste is mildly sweet, and that's my favourite. Nowadays you have all sorts of flavours though, like caramel, durian or coffee and many more.

>Texture
Soft to the touch, but not soft to the point where it just crumbles if you poke it.

Actually sounds quite pleasant

t. Amos Yee

Would you take him in as an asylum seeker?
>Whiny teenage boy
>No educational qualification besides IGCSE equivalent
>Lives with his parents his whole life even now
Cause sounds like you want his freedom, why don't you provide for it?

>Criticise a politician
>Go to prison

>Singapooreans will defend this

The lad isn't even 18, of course he lives with his parents and doesn't have a degree. Why are you cunts so butthurt about;

>muh LKY

He's edgy. but I don't think he's edgy to the point where he ought to be thrown in jail.

He did falsely claim that he was molested by the person who paid his bail, so that's a no-no.

>Be me, 20
>Shopkeepers still call me "ah boy"
>Teenagers ask me whether I can buy cigarettes for them
Do I look old enough to buy cigarettes, yet young enough to still be called "ah boy"? ;_;

Shopkeepers are usually middle-aged or older and some of them have the tendency to call any guy younger than them "ah boy". Don't mind it.

>singaporeans will never know the pack of richmonds joke

>Richmond
>Name of a cigarette brand, coincidentally a sausage brand too
I think I get it now...

I was just in SG for formula 1, cool country.

Visited Mustafas shopping centre in little india, felt like i was legit transported to delhi

No the thing is, he fucking dropped himself out of school, it's been like a year or 2 and counting now.
I actually don't give a shit he made fun of LHL or LKY, he needs some shit to bring dough to the table other than his youtube shit and his parents. Singapore is a country that's super high COL.

>Mustafa
Kek, was it because of the smell or the gold chains on sell everywhere, or all the Desis everywhere? Might be chaotic but it's a good place for bargains 2bh

>Went to Western Australia
>Idiots started walking the streets drunk, like literally a mob
>Dude took off his pants and showed me his junk
>First world country
Seriously, why?

Crazy people in big cities are an indicator of a first-world city though.

>Crazy old man in Chinatown going around shouting "chibai" and "lanjiao" at random strangers

Well, it's called little india for a reason...

Pic related. Why don't we have this ?

If /danmark/ and /isr/ can sustain their own generals, there is absolutely no reason why /sg/ cannot.

At his age he should be in the army already. But they cannot let him in now, a shitbird like him would be whack to death by his platoon

Most wagies have work tomorrow mah.

Where can I find SG girls who will let me suck their toes in SG?

Geylang probably, but they'll expect you to fuck them as well, you're already paying $100 :/

out of all things banned in SG prostitution is legal?

Yes, no meme. But there's still freelancers that operate outside the law.

Anyway, I won't pay 100 dollaroos for a Thai hooker in SG.
I need a 20 year old SG QT.
Also I need a QT Malay and Indon, both wearing Hijabs and giving me a halal double footjob.

A)Is the Singaporean user I talked to a year or so ago so around

B) thoughts on Arab women?

>Thai hooker
Might be SG, never know 2bh

>QT Malay and Indon
Batam has qt Indos working girls, old men from here frequently take ferry rides there to "play golf".

>Thoughts on Arab women
Like white girls with brunette hair and hazel eyes, otherwise they're just like them. Just don't let Cred Forums hear about this

The only Arab women here are rich wives of tourists who look like misshapen potatoes under their niqabs, Malay women are naturally superior

This is literally my life goal atm

Do I need to speak German to enjoy free German education?

depends
German courses will require C1 (for some B1 will do), others are completely in English.

Are German courses really free? Even for Internationals? If so, how does your government handle the costs?

Yeah Uni is free apart from semester fees to the student council (100-200€ or something) which usually include a public transport card valid for the semester.
IDK, we gots the money apparently.

I'm medical school, let's say, Freie Universität Berlin, I don't understand your application process. Hopefully you could help me, what is this Hochschulstart application? Can I use University of Cambridge A levels as a qualification to apply, because they said, International students with Bildungsinländer.
Thanks friend.

For* medical school

What is working in Singapore like
How hard for foreigner like me to get a job? What skills are most desired?
What are grills like? How hard is it to find a pure qt

FU-Berlin handles all international applications via uni-assist as far as I know.
Check this site

fu-berlin.de/en/studium/bewerbung/master/konsekutive-masterstudiengaenge/uni-assist/index.html

Thanks

Sweden
YES

>What is working in Singapore like
Westernised and Asian mixed together. You don't have to fiddle on your phone waiting for your boss to leave after you've done your work, but you still have to respect hierarchy and shit.

>How hard for foreigner to get a job? What skills are most desired?
Depends on your qualifications. It shouldn't be too hard really, obviously the higher your qualifications and more reputable your school, the better the job. As for skills, engineering is in high demand now. Maybe science and research as well.

>What are grills like? How hard is it to find a pure qt
Grills here are quite loose. The only conservative and pure ones I know still frequently go to church. Otherwise if you don't mind, you can always easily find a gold-digger or some chick with a white fetish easily, though they may be the ones with the loosest morals.

Come back again tomorrow, most of us are asleep now m8

Fuck sleep

And fuck YOU nigga

:-(
No bully pls

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