Frenchman Gets Lost in New Zealand and Cries

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>A Frenchman who flew into a rage after spending four days unsuccessfully trying to hitchhike out of a small New Zealand town has pleaded guilty to criminal damage.

>Cedric Claude Rene Rault-Verpre admitted destroying road signs out of frustration at being stranded in the South Island tourist destination of Punakaiki for so long.

>"Oh he threw an absolute hissy fit. He was lying prone on the road screaming that New Zealanders were assholes and he couldn't wait to get back to Europe," business owner Neil Mouat told The Guardian newspaper.

>"You should change the name to Nazi Zealand, not New Zealand," he said.

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couldn't handle the banter

>French """"""""""""""""""""""""""people""""""""""""""""""""""""""

>The French

Why do Australia and New Zealand attract the worst tourists?

that's for the rainbow boat ya poofs

>Nazi Zealand

>"You should change the name to Nazi Zealand, not New Zealand," he said.

HONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHON

He could have just walked to the next village instead of waiting for 4 whole days or was the other village too far?

But MUH BACKPACKING AND MOOCHING OFF OTHERS HOLIDAY TOTALLY ALTERNATIVE BRO.

>French """""""""""""""""""""""""politeness"""""""""""""""""""""""""

THE GAULISH WARRIOR AT IT AGAIN

>"You should change the name to Nazi Zealand, not New Zealand," he said.

kek

9 get

Two years ago I was driving by Serranía de Ronda (beautiful natural landscape of southern Spain). I saw two French hitchhikers on the road, so I take them to my car. They were very angry, saying that no one in Spain helped hitchhikers unlike in France.

It may seem apathy, but nobody really Hitchhiking in Spain, is not part of our culture and people think that someone who does Hitchhiking can be a dangerous person.

>hitchhikers
>hippie scumbags abusing people's goodwill to help for providing fancy free rides
Serves him right.

COOMAHDARE!

There was a larger town 44km away he could have walked to

This, t.b.h

I like you, fellow barbarian.

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$2,911 seems like a lot for just some road signs. Unless he destroyed like a dozen of them.

>>"You should change the name to Nazi Zealand, not New Zealand," he said.
>"You should change the name to Nazi Zealand, not New Zealand," he said.
>"You should change the name to Nazi Zealand, not New Zealand," he said.


holys hit pham

it's a smoll country it couldn't have been too far

>"I've been to 80 countries," he added. "I've been to the worst parts of the US. The worst American is not an asshole like a New Zealander".
Qeq

I don't think he's been to enough of the US.

lol, he probably didnt speak english

Governments in our part of the world have no idea what shit really costs. They think an illegal assault rifle costs 30 grand for fucks sake.

>Nazi Zealand
>Can't get a lift
>OMG IT'S LIKE ANUDDA GERMAN OCCUPATION
Are French the new Jews?

can't blame him, he probably looked up new zealand on a map and it wasnt there

yea, frogs are obsessed with fascism, fascists, nazis etc...

So is most of Europe tbf.

thats like 6 or 7 hours walking, the guy is an idiot

roll

Why are whites always so evil?

Do brits call anyfuckingbody a "fascist"?

muslims have "Allah", jews have "shekels", leftards have "fachos", they love this word.

do they call nazis "nachos"?

It's a popular and often missued insult among the left but to be fair it's not always inaccurate.

desu, I think even cuckservatives use it.

get

Hey this is close to where I live, neat.

Bost bics

WTF I love New Zealand now

anything but 6 and 7 please

What's a millenial?

everyone on this website except me

you're absolutely correct
frenchies are dumb

A quality fade-resistant, reflective road sign can cost a few hundred USD, maybe more in a country like NZ. Also, labor to install it can be quite expensive, especially if you need to send a crew to outlaying areas.

T. California Department of Transportation Standard Plans and Specifications 2015 Ed.

Wow so knowledgeable

>fachos
Is this a french thing? I've never heard this one.

Yea, it means "fascist"

You don't like gay ? FACHO
You don't like muslims ? FACHO
You don't like jews ? FACHO
You don't like left ? FACHO CAPITALISTE

leftards (and even some rightists) love this... "term".

JE LOST

I ATAK SIGN NOW

AHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH

>>Cedric Claude Rene Rault-Verpre

youtube.com/watch?v=3d2gqWzj8k0

>that fat american tantrum in tv show
>this guy

sperg month

2-5, 8 or 9 GET

only our retards visit those south east asian shitholes, it will be a good lesson I hope

>wait to get back to Europe
>...Europe
but you can't go back to Europe because Europe isn't one country so you can't come back but if you come back for an example to Luxembourg then you can travel trough Europe to France and then you've traveled back to back Europe

shut the fuck up autist

He was naive enough to not know the new zealanders are totally butthurt at the french and expected kindness.

t. sign destroyer

You should change the name to kkkanada, not canada

>You should change the name to Nazi Zealand

He's my hero

2-5 is fine desu, maybe 8 in some cases.

Vive la réppédéic

ROLLAN FOR 5

>Cedric Claude Rene Rault-Verpre

New Zealand you want apologies
HONHONHONHON

get

Why didn't he just start walking to his next destination?

After four days...

lo
rllo

new zealanders confirmed again for unfriendly pieces of shit

Fuck off bilel

Give me 0, 1, or 3

rolling for 2 or 9

Seriously tho why the fuck no one picked him up for a ride ? I've crossed France hitchiking and it always was easy, this guy's reaction was really dumb but why are Kiwis so unfriendly ?

C'mon 5

fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ivan_Milat

He should've given them a sign that he was lost, not destroy them.

>Frenchman in charge of not crying

get

That doesn't explain why New Zealanders won't take a single guy for a ride
I'm not defending the cunt, I genuinely don't get how it's possible no one gave him a lift in 4 days. Is it seen as a bad thing to hitchike there ?

>"Oh he threw an absolute hissy fit. He was lying prone on the road screaming that New Zealanders were assholes and he couldn't wait to get back to Europe," business owner Neil Mouat told The Guardian newspaper.
>"You should change the name to Nazi Zealand, not New Zealand," he said.

>"You should change the name to Nazi Zealand, not New Zealand," he said.

1 please

Oh hey I saw a move about that last week. Pretty cool

t. fascist

>zeeland
>south east asian

french education everybody

kek

give me a 3

What? we have that shit too.

bump

Why are French people such poor guests?
>set fire to endangered native animals
>stab other tourists to death while yelling at/for Allah
>smash road signs and get into fights when no one will give you a lift