(You) wake up

> hmmm...
> check news on phone
> "Finland trasfere...
> hehe

prepare for guests

Gather as much Vodka as possible to appease them.

Shoot him down for violating US airspace

Throw my feces

Waves and reaches for my French flag* to salute

*I only use it on 14 juillet

Start to learn Mongolian

É, caralho! Vamos finalmente acabar com a bandeira de merda!

E o gajo vai dar porrada ao Costa e aos outros conas todos que andam a foder isto tudo.

Think finally

Take a photo and post it on Cred Forums to get some (you)s

This

nuke finland

I wait for him to land, and I share a shot of Vodka with my dear Nordic brother.

>finngolia
>nordic

Deport all the not mongols
Built the wall whit Sweden and make them to pay for it

Well it is.

Call my older brother

Wait, the Spurdocalypse and nobody told me?

The old kings...
They are back to save us from the perfidious UE

>Finland
>Nordic

Meet at the market square

ignore it

Wounder where the fuck the finns got their national pride from. Sovereign my ass. They still belong to sweden in my eyes

>Sweden

Your country was founded by ancient Finnish kings.

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if he's a finn I'm guessing he has that firmly knotted on a buttplug up his ass

Low energy meme.

At last.

Literally nothing wrong with a high quality butt plug in a man's bottom.

It's not a meme. Nordic is a Scandicuck term for North Germanic countries that was expanded to include Finland post WW2 as part of the European integration policy. In reality, we have nothing to do with Scandicucks.

>tfw sharing a hip flask of pocket warm akevitt with a Norsk battle brother, while planning how to take back Sweden from the evil hands of its current rulers

>face

Fire up the sauna :DDD

Oh get fucked, snowflake

>larppaa skandinaavia
Huutista

kang

There's no taking back Sweden, Cai-Göran. Karma is unstoppable.

Hide the booze

You sure got me, Per-Göran

wait till he lands

gibe him de benis :D

Offer him for a sip of vodka and a blowjob from my sister

Ah! Probably my neighbor, Mr. Benis.

>larppaa mongoolia
>larppaa vanjaa
>larppaa ugrilaista
Naurista

ei, ei ja ei

EBIN :DDD

ihan suomensukuista tässä larpataan, jos assosioit inkeriläiset, karjalaiset ym. venäläisten kanssa sun lienee parasta käydä hukuttautumassa lähimmällä rannalla

kek

>larppaa uniikkia lumihiutaletta
>larppaa hämäläistä, karjalaista ja savolaista
>larppaa kotikyläänsä myöten
Päät syvällä perseessä.

I identify as Finnic, has nothing to do with larping and all to do with reality. A Finn identifying as Nordic (basically synonymous with Scandinavian) or Scandinavian is psychosis-tier.

That's a big flag

for u

What, Mr Ebin, my other neighbor?

>tulee lankaan
>meemuilee paskaa
>alkaa inttää autismiaan
Mee nyt roskiin :^)

>A Finn identifying as Nordic
So you define the identities of everyone?
You can pack your knife and leave :D