Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

何の自慢にもならないのになw

She's probability got a disability or mental problems. Maybe Foetal Alcohol Syndrome, since she said she's part native and her face is all stuffed up.

You mean Formosa.

Oingo Boingo is a good band.

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I wish I was a qt girl
Life would be much more simply

なんかオッパイみんな飽きないねぇ

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I already told you that you will never be a cute little girl.
Join the foreign legion with PEru already.

何の自慢にもならないのになw

音楽?

朝日新聞は捏造報道しかない
それはネットの普及により国民が真実を知ってばんばん叩いてる。
それは戦争のことのみではなく、現在も誘導する記事ばかり

The Green Devil.

ところで青と黄色の十字てどこの国?

Shite

The Suzuki GS1000 is better

do you love japanese girls?

Is it true that in Japan it is shameful to watch anime?

You confirmed for Chinese proxy

Yes

If you're adult and watch anime, you would be considered a retard.

This newspaper said that Japanese two soldiers killed 106 and 105 KMT's soldiers.
KMT tried to kill Japanese soldiers too.
What's problem then?

kek, what's the background of this? We have similar people in Germany.

I want to impregnate some of theme.

W800 is hot
But I prefer the Z800

その"ネットで語られる真実"の捏造・曲解っぷりも酷いでしょ
マスコミや左翼を批判してれば何でも真実と認定されるぐらいレベルが低い

for example
NARUTO 、 ONE PEACE is OK
CLANNAD、Rezero is shameful

外国人はアニメを
ゴールデンタイムアニメと深夜アニメをごっちゃに考えてるからなぁ
ナルトとかワンピースはアニオタじゃない人でも一般的に好き
深夜アニメは恥ずかしい人たち

罰ゲーム
youtube.com/watch?v=r5RhAb3U_F8

まあSealdsでさえも”ネットで真実を語っているつもり"だからね

シールズって結局なんだったんだ
よくわからんかった

チンポのなかよし クチャーペア
あなたのチンポはもう限界だよ!

Looks a lot like a Massachusetts Drivers License.

東京って単体では凄いけど、関東って良く考えると周りになにも無いよね…

西の方なら大阪、京都、神戸、名古屋、姫路、etc...で色々個性的な場所が比較的近場にあるのに、関東って東京+神奈川+有象無象って気がする。

猿共は骨盤の広さより、尻のモッコリたぷたぷが好きだよな

スウェーデンだけどあの人はどうせ中国人でしょ
国旗に矢印を当てると国名が出る
スマホなら出ない

グンマーにダサい玉
千葉は好き

youtube.com/watch?v=9noL7HHBSxU

youtube.com/watch?v=HfP_rJ7Jn84

youtube.com/watch?v=DFkaD1cJ_Eo

no

台風使えないなー

Re:Zero bilibliで1億再生

kek don't post this you'll trigger the F

もともと共産党系の反原発団体
そこのお爺さん達が韓国キリスト教系の生徒を訓練して世に送り出した
表に出ていたのは生徒達だけどお金やメディアを動かしていたのはお爺さん達

内ゲバで解散
左翼にとってはいつものこと

日本における反原発運動を調べている
共産党と韓国の関係を説明する出典さえあればその情報は使える

日本の政治家マシなやつ出てこんのか

youtube.com/watch?v=H1v58oAFiN4

安倍晋三
小池百合子

小池案外良かったな

黒髪って美しいね

石原 慎太郎の引退以来、信用出来る政治家は一人もいない

>女
>マシ

共産党は中国
韓国なら社民党という感じがするよ・・・
社民党の党首の福島みずほは実際に元在日朝鮮人とも言われている

よく分かりません

araara... aussie kun...

外国人っていうのは広すぎ
人による
俺なら20代中半の救いようがないペドロリコン、よろしくな笑い

俺もロリコンでシスコンなんだ
よろしく

peru you are lucky. apparently girls that dont look anything like their pictures showing up to your apartment or hotel room in china is quite common. and sometimes they even scam you

let's see what your experiences will be like in shenzhen and guangzhou

why would I be ? I don't dislike Tupac

ベアトリス出番なくて寂しかったわ

is she a BBA?

ロリの上に近親相姦だと一層エロいね

このキャラの性格大嫌い

なんでや!かわええやろ!

Whenever I see a girl I assume the best and think she is a virgin.
It is very hard to think that of a girl when I see her in porn.

日本の反原発は複雑すぎる。
とりあえず共産党や社民党は反原発。
皇族の血が流れる竹田恒泰が反原発だから愛国層の反原発もいる。
安部首相の元ブレーンの高橋洋一が経済的に原発は不利と言っているから安部首相支持層の反原発もいる。
原発開発者の武田邦彦も反原発だからエリート科学者の反原発もいる。

ベアトリス嫌いはさっさと消えるのよ

anri okita is weird because she grew up in birmingham so shes not authentic japanese even though shes japanese

>birmingham
かわいそうな

when was the last time you saw a black person?

this afternoon

how often do you see black people?

ものすごく不思議なことにSealdsと共産党は仲がよくて、共産党が奥田に街宣車を貸したり奥田が共産党員の応援演説に行ったりしてる。
奥田愛基は名前の通り基督(キリスト)を愛する牧師の父によってキリスト教の学校に入ってる。他の若いメンバーもそこの生徒達。

共産党はあらゆる宗教を否定しているから本来は奥田にとって敵なんだけどね。

Every time I leave my nest

so are you living in europe or africa?

Where I live is a 95% white rich suburb. I think there is only one black family in my neighborhood.
But my uni is also used by the poor suburb so It's a multikult place

I love China

日本のクリスチャンには別に信仰があるわけでないよ

Funny, I do the exact opposite. Whenever I see a woman I try to imagine how many dicks she's taken based on how she carries herself.

野党共闘のために共産党が宗教を受け入れているとアピールしているように見えなくもない

目覚ましタイム

そんな深い意味ないだろw
ソ連が崩壊してるのに共産党が存続してること自体が異常なんだから
共産党の名を借りた「反日団体」でしかない

マルクスレーニン主義
とか全く冗談じゃない

D.va is my waifu

>tfw you'll never chill with the f, drink some wine and smash some qts in paris

ffs

I'm that Canadian who said he's going to Japan a couple of weeks ago.

I'm here now and am really enjoying myself. Tokyo Dome was breathtaking.

how many beavers have you fed maple syrup up to this point

もう4時か・・

日本で女とセックスの時、いきそうになったら滑り出ちゃうふりしてゴムを素早く外して生中出ししたことが何度もある
それで何人のハーフを作ったのだろう

おお、早起きだ
そんなに仕事に行きたがるなんていい社員ですねぇ

Korea number one

Don't you want Remi with us?
He indeed suck. Not one of the cool guys around here

The only thing I know about Remi is he's a tripfag here.

>He indeed suck.
You mean he's boring or he sucks dick?

at

getting fucked

トロント出身のカナダ人です、強くなりたい

I haven't used a trip for a really long time now.

by nihonjinjanai

koreaboo is that you?

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if it's the opposite of a weeaboo
inteligent person is more appropriate

one way to find out

nice but I don't want any trouble with the yakuza

こんにちわ日本。

元気ですか?

No one here is genki

黒してお願いします。

あなたわきらい。

Sorry, mate. I don't speak Chinese

ちんぐちょんぐにぷのんぐ

me neither

>あなたわきらい。
>わnotは
Nor Japanese

why は and not わ?

は is a particle.
It should be used when saying things like 私はアメリカ人です

elaborate

あんたがアホだから

No

今にも死にそうです

mean

なぜ?

クソほど難民受け入れたから

less kanji please. I can't read this shit.

the man who was cucked to death

あ。そか!あんたわかくですね。

お前の話かw

ボクのボーイプッシーも移民に狙われそうです

くっさ

not likely. Japan expects people to work. Only hard workers and terrorists will come.

fact: tokyo is more rainy and snowy than london

Sounds pretty cyb твн фaм

Maybe
But there's less muzzies and nig nogs in Tokyo.
So, naturally Tokyo is the better place

fact: Tokyo has the most autistic pedophiles in the world

Fact: there is literally nothing wrong with pedophilia.

fact: most of those autistic pedophiles are weeaboos

fact: Tokyo is 112% pedos. All japanese men 230% of Japanese men are pedos.

Call. The. Fucking. French. Police.

Sounds like an opinion to me hon.

most likely to be americans

Well an American sailor did rape a 13yo girl so...

Should have stayed in SK, bru, coming back to Germany made you a bit too edgy.

that's also true

It hasn't snowed in London in years.

I have seen nothing but the tiniest and most pathetic of snowflakes in years.

Don't worry are Nigel, in the next 10 years I foresee an exciting event involving explosions and killings of infidels for your enjoyment.

burden of proof is on you tbqh

Weeaboos defendinf pedophilia
This thread and the weeaboo subs are cancer
Why did Moot have to be a weeaboo

Perhaps the end is closer than we think.

>sub
you have to go back.

shes so qt and she has such dark skin for a japanese girl

youtube.com/watch?v=zjemDXgDVZk

What do Japanes think about the whole aging population thing? Does it worry you? What do you think should be done about it? Does it make you feel guilty for not having kids? Also why do you think Japanese don't get married and have kids as much as they used to?

Are you in Leeds, mate?

yes

out of this thread, bavariANUS

パリに来いよ
クソほどいるから好きなだけジプシーや難民移民を持って行ってくれや
全部ドイツに運ぶのも良い

エッフェル塔に括りつけられてgangrapeされるのは嫌です

youtube.com/watch?v=XqqMyhLDV8o

おはよう

Japanese have not any aim of life
but be forced to serve single women

Agree

I don't quite understand. Please elaborate.

日本でわあさか?

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日本人

No one cares faggot

I do.

becoming more aging society → Policy for the elderly
this loop is run over and over again
younger people hardly can't marriage

No you don't

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welcome to japan
have fun

Like yeah I do, I wish he'd post pictures of his trip though, there's not enough of that itt

How big is kendo in Japan?

Had some people claiming it was not as popular as in Europe

炉裏板日本語スレにようこそ!

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これも日本人か?w

本日をもちまして日本語スレッドを終了させていただきます。みなさま、本当にお疲れ様でした

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You don't

more

俺はマイマイ中毒です

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Any catholic Japanese girl here want to come to Italy and marry me?

女発見

今日も1日がんばるぞい!

I can give you his twitter account

You might as well ask for a magical girl, mate!

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おはよーおはよー

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So you spent a lot of time taking pics of what you ate instead of the country?

Bloody French

yep

Ohayo gozaimasu, user.

I hope you have a cute Wednesday.

会いたかったの君にオハヨーオハヨー

tomorrow is holiday〜

Thanks bro.
Have a nice day.

hon hon hon
ze food of a country is ze best part and conveys ze attitudes and customs of the ze people

oui madame, vous pouvez pisser sur mon visage

But you just had a holiday.

>magical girl

don't mention that movie please
I'm still depressed from watching it

Another holiday?
Surely Japan is tired out from all the excitement of celebrating old people?

But today is not... ( ノД`)

0721

Tomorrow is the Autumnal Equinox, 秋分の日
Let's be thankful for everything which autumn brings.

Her magic stems from her dick, right?

tomorrow is autumnal equinox day

why did meguca cut her hair

>07:21:49
You almost didn't make it, m8.

We have many holidays

So I'm taking a japanese class and today my university welcomed some japanese exchange students.

They didnt talk to anyone because they were shy but I ended up with 2 girls sitting next to me. I started talking to them. One of them (her name is Yuki-san) is super cute and she think I'm really funny. This saturday we have a bonding event so that we can become friend or semething and I kinda want to bond with Yuki-san.

I need some japanese dad's jokes. I use dad's jokes a lot when flirting with girls and it works all the time.

If dad's jokes do not exist in japanese, do you guys know some cute japanese jokes or funny puns?

Thanks guys, maybe I'll show Yuki-san what canadian snow looks like :^)

クール・ビズ

どいつもこいつもリア充ぶりやがって

リア充で何が悪い?

I don't have any joke, sorry
but you have to show me 雪さん

I don't have any picture. I'll try taking a selfie this weekend

Instead of なるほど say なるへそ once to her

Whenever I've said that pun to Japanese people, they really liked it

誰か彼にお父さんに関するジョークを教えてやってくれ

What if you marry her and become the new kanadajin3

I have visited Canada once. Canada was the town where the peace is clean well. I like Canada . Maple syrup was good.

「dad joke」とは父さんが言いがちのバカな冗談じゃない?

>リア充で何が悪い?

そうなんだ
親父ギャグってやつか

子供の時から父親はいなかったからぜんぜん知らない(´・ω・｀)

学生いいな

それは残念、、

When somebody tries to go to the toilet,
You should say "トイレにいっといれ"

>トイレにいっといれ

What does it mean?

Please go to toilet

戻りたいあの頃
大学時代が一番楽しい

The next person to post got robbed used to be bullied by a Japanese girl

いい思い出がたくさんあるけど試験は凶悪だった

That's my fetish

女に怖いと言われた俺
嬉しい

>怖い
>可愛い
書き直してあげた

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なんで?
もしかして お前は男子しか興味ないか?

Could Japan beat China in a War?

そりゃ親に金出してもらって自分はお客さんなんだもん
楽だよな

レミリンはレズだよ
レズ

レミは日本で母子親子丼を妄想する変態

男性はレズであることわけじゃない

心の中で女だと思う男性もレズになることがるもんだ

もしかして変態性を悟られるのか

よし

there are places in peru that due my skin Im not allowed to enter

I wish one of these places was this thread

真ん中の女の子の汁を啜りたい

What's the Japanese word for psycho bitch? I remember my friend telling me it but I forgot. Also how do I conjugate 死ぬ into the negative form? I can't remember for the life of me.

psycho bitch = メンヘラ
死ぬ → 死なない

>日本人

メンヘラのことサイコビッチって言うのか?www

Because you're too brown or because you're too white

Me too

こんにちは。

今日も学校へいき終わったら帰りそのままパソコンをして寝る
辛い。人生のどこで間違えたんや...

not really
there is a nuclear bomb under the chinese embassy at tokio
same as the russian embassy have one in london

誰もいないいまのうち

(´∀｀)

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いや、まだだぞ
勉強して普通に就職すればいいんだし

こんにちは!

わたしは葉です。
しょきゅうしゃのにほんごです。
わたしはよからぬにほんごです。
すみません

Sorry, I've started learning japanese 1 week ago and I suck. This is my first time trying to write something.

I tried saying

Hello
I am 葉.
I am a Japanese beginner.
My japanese is bad.
Sorry

Are you leef?

Yes

葉さん、こんにちは!

I like maple syrup made in Canada. Very good.

Did it make sense? Were you able to understand what I wrote?

I understand

yes

>しょきゅうしゃのにほんごです。
にほんご の しょきゅうしゃ です
「の」 works like "of" but "of XXX" becomes XXXの.

>わたしはよからぬにほんごです。
「よからぬ」 means "no good" but it's usually used to describe criminal or unethical acts.

>にほんご の しょきゅうしゃ です
I wasnt sure about that one. I speak both french and english and the way sentences work in japanese is confusing for me.

>よからぬ」 means "no good" but it's usually used to describe criminal or unethical acts.
Thanks I used an english-japanese dictionary and I wasnt sure which one to choose. It was a new vocabulary word for me. Which word should I use instead?

中国のサイトからトレントをダウンロードしたらトラッカーに接続が出来なかった
ポンクエ見たいのに(｀;ω;´)

There is a word へた. Which means to "be bad at."
わたし は にほんご が へた です
You could literally translate "my Japanese is bad" (わたし の にほんご は わるい です) but that doesn't sound natural.

大嫌い!

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Okay, it was my first time using adjectives so I really wasnt sure.

ありがとうございます

全然読めねえ・・・

Besides
わたし の にほんご は すこし へん かもしれません。
=
My Japanese may be a little strange

にほんご=日本語(kanji)

oh boy you're in for a doozy with adjectives if you thought の was bad
technically they're not even adjectives, at least as how we westerners think of them

Electroharmonix
It has been a terrible day for
Darren, for he has lost without
Jeff, and the thought that he
might never see the poor dude
again nearly drove him bananas.

peru

what if your startup fails? what if hong kong chinks stab you in the back like mainlanders?

Thanks

Well it's my first week trying to learn japanese and it's so different from all the other languages I know (french, english and a bit of spanish), give me a chance! At least it was fairly easy to learn hiragana.

カタカナじゃなくね

まだ読みにくいだよ!

I wasn't trying to make fun of you or discourage you, rather I think the way adjectives work in japanese is fascinating.

Hell, I couldn't read kid's books until I'd been studying for 6 months, don't worry you'll get there.

カロ、エナ エ乙 くそ

twitter.com/sosotakei

>try to type モンキー in IME
>モン tries to default to 門

It's okay. It's hard because I have trouble learning by myself. I'm a fast learner in general but I need a structured course. I took a japanese class (I have to take a language class in my major anyway) but I feel like it's too slow for me.

Today was the 2nd class of the semester and we learned about particles. I feel like it ''unlocked'' japanese for me. I could read sentences before but it was impossible to comprehend. I still have to look individual words in the dictionary but at least I can understand what they are saying now.

頭も悪いんだよ...人前で話すと心臓が苦しくなる...詰みかしら

えっ!?
オッパイが全身に!?

カワウソ

昔からバカなの?それとも最近?
記憶力や集中力が落ちるのは、ストレスの可能性もあるよ。
informationnow.xyz/archives/4540.html

バイトの面接落ちた

SOV and particles were the first thing I learned from watching a youtube video. Nice class bro

if you don't have it yet I'm gonna open japanese up for you even more. Install rikaichan/rikaikun.
It's an instant japanese dictionary, but it's taught me so much more. You just drag your mouse over a word and it defines it for you.

頭が悪いのはなんとかなる
勉強してないだけだからな

読めない
otter?

お見事!

yes

kawauso

oh, クソフォーントの言葉かもしれないと思った

英語圏の人って高校で外国語は勉強するの?
僕らが英語を勉強するみたいな感じで

Thanks

Thanks a lot, gonna try that right now

oh shit it's sorry

あぁ、いらいらする
もう仕事したくねぇ

頭が悪い方が学問は定着しやすいし研究職にも向いてる。

頭からっぽのほうが夢詰め込める

I'll make a new thread.

new thread 新スレ

寺田寅彦の「科学者とあたま」を読めば元気になれるよ。

お前がBETAなのが悪い
まあ、親父ギャグなら
まかせておけ。
つい最近、「猿の惑星」は書いた。

お題『花咲爺』
『昔、昔、心優しい夫婦は、傷ついた子犬をポチと名付けて、わが子のように大切に育ていましたが、あるときポチは畑の土を掘りながら「ここ掘れワンワン」と鳴き始めました。驚いた老人が鍬で畑を掘ったところ、掘っても掘っても何も出てきません。穴を深く掘ったので、おじいさんは穴から出られなくなりました。すると、穴の縁にポチのしっぽが垂れ下がっていたので、ムンズと思わずそれを握りしめました。すると、ポチは振り返って言いました。「はなさんか、じじい」』

Beta Male cuck,how many japanese women would actually step on your dick irl, none. Stick to the cartoons bub, i'll be over here fucking my wife that's pregnant with Tyrone's baby.