/brit/

I wish more lads were gay.

If only the Jews were better at their social engineering. They need to step up the propaganda and add more oestrogen to the water supply so I can find a bf to cuddle with before Winter rolls in. :c

>abortion
>dignitas
>belgium

feels good to know suicide pills will be legal soon

might be the worst post i've seen today

apologize to islam

Imagine being from a family that uses margarine instead of butter

think I'd have to bin myself pronto

>like girl
>become really attached
>would probably marry her
>tryna fuck
>one day she's all over me
>the next complete opposite
>doing shit like this all the time
>goes on for months
>still not fucked
>tired of silly games
>start ignoring her
>little out of spite and little out of wanting to distance myself from her
>after a few days she asks me why I'm not speaking to her
>she's upset
>invited me to her house this weekend

Women are so fucking backwards.

Why did Brangelina split? Really depressed lads ;_;

>the new £5 note omg its like plastic and see through haha try and tear it i put mine under a tap!!!!11

shows you how hypnotised the masses are by these magical bio-survival tokens. they spend their lives chasing these fucking things. if you or i built a machine in our garage that could reproduce banknotes exactly, absolutely indistinguishable from the "real" thing even under the nose of the most experienced anti-counterfeit agent in the land, why are they not the real thing? because the bank of england has a magic wand which they wave over their paper thus turning it into money whilst everyone elses paper is just shit. if you don't have the magic wand it's not real money.

me with the drum

yes
me & me gf have 5 years gap and its totally OK

outstanding work lad

yes lad

>get in so late from work that f.lux kicks in when I wake up the computer

Lads what if the Yoga 710 lad is avoiding me?

I just have a few questions

staggering number of people in the world.

really hikes up my anxiety

her whole life doesnt revolve around you like yours does around her

>us
Fuck off back to Nigeria, Adebowale. You're no Brit

don't care

>shows you how hypnotised the masses are by these magical bio-survival tokens. they spend their lives chasing these fucking things. if you or i built a machine in our garage that could reproduce banknotes exactly, absolutely indistinguishable from the "real" thing even under the nose of the most experienced anti-counterfeit agent in the land, why are they not the real thing? because the bank of england has a magic wand which they wave over their paper thus turning it into money whilst everyone elses paper is just shit. if you don't have the magic wand it's not real money.

>tfw no gf

yea I am
>Canada isn't anglo because we blew up the Empire so we could be BFFs with wogs instead of the colonies.

>Alcheeria
What did the sun mean by this /brit/?

nervous about pulling my first sickie desu

if you go to her house you're probably going to have sex so whats wrong

I don't want to hear anything about terrorists. Just save it. Until you recognize the other terrorists, the ones you call heroes.

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Algeria cheered?

That you cheer a lot

...

slimani is from algeria and he made the lester fans cheer when he scored 2 goals for them so they did a silly little pun lol hahah xx

you don't need to worry about that shit

friendly reminder that if you're not white your opinion on british history, culture and international relations is literally worth dog shit. fuck off

I get paid to post here btw,

could get fired just for posting this actually

Funny how when I cared about her the least that's when she wanted me the most.

Obviously.

business idea: Canada elects a socially conservative government, Australia gets rid of the republican, restore commonwealth relations, rule the world as brothers

If a Muslim says ISIS don't represent Islam does that mean we should not take any precautions?

>reading the Sun

ERM AR YEH FERGHETEN THE NINETEH SEX?

really big fan of these strawman comics

>I stood here for an hour, in Mountain Lion country, waiting for the galaxy to align with the road. It was totally worth it.

Is it true lads? Can you really see the galaxy in areas with no light pollution?

me on the left

Ah that's nice. Thought it was a pun with Sharia or something.

Imagine being so ashamed and embarrassed about your own country you desperately try to assume the identity of another using a bygone historical tie as justification.

was meant for oops

desu Labour in the 60s decided to gut the military, pull out of the majority of overseas bases (like Aden) which were securing British power even without the land empire, and cut ties with colonies in favour of the """colonies"""

that's why Canada and Australia both fell under the US sphere.

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forgot image

yeah it's great

on clear nights i see satellites the whole time

>women don't like needy fuckers

stop the presses

once spent the night in the desert in Egypt and it was pretty incredible seeing the stars and that without any light pollution

could see satellites and everything, was great

friendly reminder that if you're not a tripfag your opinion on Cred Forums, /in/ and /brit/ is literally worth dog shit. fuck off

how long to put frozen chilli in the microwave for lads

7pm?

Well I do believe it's time to wank my willy to some tranny porn.

bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-37413710
>come into country illegally
>get given food and shelter
>argue about the food
>burn down the shelter

Geniuses

had 5 man in the back of a landie today at work and i said "it's like Hillsborough here", followed by an awkward silence

So am I

darmok and jalad

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Fucking hell lads

Have another nearly 3.5 hours of class and I'm falling asleep in class

Might grab a Monster energy drink

Yee

It's alright I guess

hahaha dear oh dear lad

Just woke up fellas hahah

>the commonwealth is "bygone"

just fuck off you drooling spastic

yes

I agree, we totally fucked it really, if the Empire had prepared properly for the second world war the krauts would have been totally BTFO straight away and we'd be going strong to this day

the 5 year plan or whatever it was called was short sighted and fucked us over big time

1200 calories today

just 179 more days like this and I'm golden

Is it appropriate to say mate to your teacher? Or to a public official etc. Do you do that in bongistan, mates?

>strawman

>it's like Hillsborough here

I'm in the hospitalet lads

It's weird how I will never know what any of you look like and vice versa.

>Have to buy expensive tickets for the pub crawl
>Somebody tried to organise a get together and nobody turned up
>Some runt on the fb group wants to go to the fucking zoo, like we're 11 years old

>Doing an intensive medicine course
>Won't get to do anything until next summer when half the year will have dropped out

Ahhhhhhh yes, so-called ''freshers week''

You're Canadian, not British. That is all there is to it, you fake-Yank retard.

dubs i do it

going to dedicate tonight to sorting through my slag folder

want to have it so i can pick an image at random to post and it won't be shit resolution or have a watermark

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>okay guys discuss that with the people next to you for a few minutes

*buries my face into my phone*

Absolutely

and with binoculars you can see andromeda

When I camped out in the arizona desert I could see a satellite about every 90 seconds

bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-37417000

Do you know your politician's favourite biscuits?

I got 3/7

at tenagra

well

>how come he don't want me man

Powerful xx
the most heartbreaking moment in TV history

said mate to a cop in london once
he just laughed it off. nice lad

spanner in the works lads

was supposed to pull a sickie to celebrate my mate moving countries

but me boss just called me and asked me to do extra hours later this week and i spoke in a normal voice and didn't mention being "ill" as i didn't expect the phone call and it caught me off guard

Some of the birds in Kensington lads

Wish I wasn't so butters so I had a chance with them

I have come to understand that making eye contact and talking to people were the real life equivalent of giving out (You)s. After a long time spent devising a solution to keep all my (You)s to myself, i've come to a refined yet very effective method. When I walk in the street, I never look at people. I look in anywhere at eye level where people aren't, I peer sharply in the empty space between them. If there is a group in front of me coming my way, I simply look up a bit at some detail of the surrounding architecture. Of course everyone sees that I am very special, for if I don't give eye-contact (You)s I must be an intellectual of some kind with very precious (You)s, and this way I get a lot more eye-contact (You)s from them than I would normally get.
Then you have the oral (You)s. When people talk to me, in addition to looking in empty space somewhere above their right shoulder, I never give them oral (You)s, to answer a question, I either nod, shake my head, or shrug. These expressions cover everything I need to make myself understood, without either giving up any you in the process, because people can never tell if I am really reacting to them, or if these are simply moves of the little dance I do while singing nursery rhymes under my breath during every single interaction I have. Both these method has people captivated, enthralled, they understand deep down on some instinctual level that my (You)s must be tremendously insightful for me to be keeping them that way. I've seen a lot of women laughing while looking at me, clearly seduced by a man with such a clear grasp of the (You) economy. My greedy boss, upset that he couldn't get any of the (You) nectar nearly overflowing from me, fired me. I have been introduced to scientists and physicians, obsessed by my method, wanting to know more, to steal if from me to use it themselves. They are sequestrating me, restraining me, trying to get me to look at them, but I will never give up my (You)s.

I, KNOW BETTER.

YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN THAT

How fucking rattled are these teaboos?

thailad is one of the better posters here

Did a thread you might be interested in

look at this smelly little fresher pretending it's too old to go to a zoo

you're still a complete child and it's pretty disgusting that you're allowed to post next to me desu

innit
only moment in tv that made me tear up

No, unless you're close to them or its a haha le banter situation

lol what the fuck kind of uni are you going to

>tfw there is a really narrow road with a wall right next to it near where i work
>can barely fit two cars going both ways
>workmate scraped his car door on the wall when some idiot came too fast the other way
>i said "yeah you've got to be careful around there that road's tighter than an 8 year old's arsehole"
>nobody said anything

if ANYONE else made this joke people would've laughed i swear

Yeah you can
I drove to another state and stopped in the middle of the night on a country road to piss and I looked up and it was crystal clear dat galaxy

Never realised how shit women are until I got a job in an office

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What did you get on your UKCAT la?

Also

>doing an intensive medicine course
>wants to go on pub crawls like a spastic

Should be a laugh

the trick to socializing is to mentally look down on everyone, always helps

ignoring the second world war, afterwards the UK could have very easily carried on, not as a sprawling territorial empire, but as a primarily Thalassic one, and it did do that for two decades almost before politics and socialist winging tore it apart.

Britain still had loads of overseas bases/ports all across the globe, maintaining these would have secured British shipping and made it a global trade power.

its not even like they were conquered, in Aden for example SAS and irregular volunteers fought a semi-private war with Egypt and won, only to have Aden handed over anyways by labour.

bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-37421074

>An Indian immigrant businessman has been describing the moment he found the New York and New Jersey bombings suspect napping in front of his bar.

>An Indian immigrant businessman

really?

don't kid yourself
someone like that isn't looking for somoene on tinder or whatever it is

>>i said "yeah you've got to be careful around there that road's tighter than an 8 year old's arsehole"

A moment of silence for our sacked user

it's about 49.5/49.5 sun/moon and the rest is all the animals and shit moving about it in

i'm a white englishman panjeet. and that doesn't even follow on from what you were saying before or what i said. how many times were you dropped on your head as a child?

@65140760
You have to give (You)s to receive them scrote

Wind your fucking neck in you total bellend

Fucking billy no-mates

Easy peasy

lol quite clearly a robot

sad times really

shame I hadn't been born yet to resist it

Crease

shan't be reading this

Who puts paneer in a korma

Germans

Ifs and buts. You can't possibly claim to know what would have happened in the years following.

Well that's not the same is it
Alright then mate cheers

Stop staying up late you absolute fucking cretin

I'm a poz gay barebacker and I smoke a lot. I love porn and I like almost anything in sex as long as it's raw and dirty. I can even be a romantic guy, especially when I've got something raw up my ass.

>Applying for a job that is located in the UK
>It asks which state I live in
>It's a required field and "non-applicable" isn't an option

Absolutely LOATHE yanks. What the fuck am I even supposed to do here?

Difference is you're an autist who probably barely never makes jokes and you decide to open with that shit

The average starter home is £160,000

i know people who do medicine and go and get fucked up multiple times a week

bellends

Iraq's army is reportedly 2km from central Shirqat. Rapid collapse of Da'ish defences being reported.

West Coast Best Coast lad

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Doubt it or she would have messaged me with some shite

>tfw even spam bots are out of your league

Put "US Overseas Territories"

Check if you're eligible, might be for yanks only

Spastic

3

You're not fooling anyone. Another Moosenigger immigrant trying to be something he isn't and never will be.

where the fuck do you go to uni?

I slept 8 hours dumb runt I had an 8:30AM class

England, Scotland, Wales or NI

What if they're taller and better looking than me

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Write Cambridge.

>it's a freshers are retarded and get ripped off by unofficial shit nights purely there to make promoters money

lmaoing

have genuinely fucked my teeth on butterscotch

>tfw 4 hours sleep master race

"the state of disrepair haha"

FFS, are we going to have another thread of this shitty argument about Canadians?

Can't you fuck off to another thread?

have taken benzos on 135 of 263 days this year which is 51%

so romantic ^^

FOY you're ruining my fucking job prospects with your retarded, shitty websites.

I have an on-site interview in my own city tomorrow. For some reason, they asked me to send another separate "application" even though I've already sent one before and already had one interview.

It's a dropbox.

youtube.com/watch?v=0nrwaRnZ1eM

Alt-Right cult hero and white nationalist icon Alexander Jahans gives a cryptic speech to his followers

no i'll never lie down while pakis slander our anglo brothers

That's a dip thought I'd say

Can't believe how much this SJW shit has grown in the past 5 years. I left uni in 2011 and all my SU did back then was constant pro-palestine stuff, and there was one mention of a unisex toilet in the union building. no pansexuals, no demiqueer asexual grey post-romantics or disabled furry vegans.

>go to shit in a toilet stall
>someone comes in after you and shits loudly in the adjacent one
every episode

There are no pakis on /brit/ other than Poleaboo and Alan. Get a grip, lad.

I used to be a NEET social outcast and was innocent as fuck and liked everyone. Then I got a job and realised how fucking shit people are.

That would be a weird and disgusting thing for an alpha to say let alone an autie like you

Rape/pedophilia/disease jokes are never funny

'Absolute'

What's the job?

I'm looking for one too and I've always wanted to live in [your town]
Plus I'm qualified since I actually live in a state

Need to join a secret Society lads

>shitting in a public bathroom

are you bent?

increased amount of piff students about town lads

time to re-download tinder

this shit is starting here too
kinda mad about it. LGBT stuff is okay but sometimes it just gets too absurd. this kin pan demi pronouns stuff is just not my cuppa tea

The company only operates in Texas and [my town].

not a fan myself but sometimes it has to be done

you're already on Cred Forums

I could literally beat up nobody itt

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beat me daddy

doxxed

How is /GF2016/ coming along lads?

I'm still in uni and my SU doesn't do fucking anything. No pro-palestine, no-SJW shite. Nothing. The closest to that was someone who was asking to be voted onto the SU promising a unisex toilet. She got BTFO in the SU elections by some lad who was just acting a right lad.

I finished Uni this summer
I did see SJW stuff around which was annoying but it never seemed as overt as American unis.

my biggest peeve was "transexual" bathrooms being mandatory, usually they would just make the handicap bathroom a general "disabled retard tranny" one, but other times when there was only 2 bathrooms why would just convert one of them into a tranny one

it was ALWAYS the mens room too meaning I'd have to walk all the way to another building to use a mens room sometimes.

I'm drawing up plans for /GF2017/, 2016 was always out of reach.

turns out the gf is pretty much dead on one hour ahead
works nice for me

A bit ticked off at the SO 2bh

used to have that phone

I see you heeded my warning. Good lad. I appreciate and support your continued use of this gimmick in this format.

Is there a program which can mass delete images below a certain quality/dimension?

Remember an Irishman recommending me one a while ago but forgot what it was.

Preparing to go out with the qt on Thursday.

kek can relate to all of that shite except the terrible food. was never allowed to eat stuff like that as a proper meal

Things are looking quite promising right now

WHAT

ARE YOU DOOING

IN MY SWAMP.

tired of living, to be honest

Couldn't you just filter your images by size and drag the mouse over the smallest ones?

It's a Uni in Europe for mongs who couldn't get in to Britain.

40% of the students are currymunchers and the rest are German, Greek, Israeli, Spanish etc.

Because medicine in Britain is piss easy. The pass mark is 50% here. Tell that to any fucker here who thinks med is hardcore.

/fwb2016/ is coming along nicely

A poo.

Settle down Nigel

I feel this way about Canucks.

some of my uni toilets are now unisex

love making a mess in there and treating it like i would a gents just to piss off the lefty cucks that demanded it for whatever reason.

my biggest problem at uni wasn't SJW but Muslims

they had an INSANE amount of power at my school it was crazy. literally every single student government organization was packed with them and the Islam "club" was by far the largest/best funded/most powerful.

every single day they were allowed a massive booth to preach in the halls while every other legitimate club had to fight for spots each day.

it shows how Muslims are scum and can quickly take over even as a minority.

Reading news of ISIS defeat unironically makes my day tbqh

ah yes

>go to press backspace
>accidentally hit 12 in the process

ah yes

Do yanks really get "degrees" when they "graduate" "high school"?

What the hell am I doing here?

I don't belong here.

they only take over because you let them.

York?

not a degree, probably some kind of certificate I guess

never knew what the S meant

smooth

probably because its literally an invisible boogeyman

At the footy in the press box lads

Oi oi

>tfw you have to drink Sprite alongside your drink because you can't hack a full can of fruit Koppaberg

>What the hell am I doing here?

>I don't belong here.

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You do realise most of the Canadians on here are Chinese, right?

Ah, yeah that would work

*sniff sniff*

runts...

didnt get the reference, did you?

alri raf haha x

what does your dad write for

only put 52p in the bus instead of £1.60

>secretly have a desire to be dominated and told what to do

H-haha, what a bunch of losers

The SJW stuff is just right-wing people going after extremely fringe opinions and then sensationalising them.

SJWs are a tiny fraction of people and have zero influence on world politics. Going on and on about them is a waste of time and misses the point.

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>ctrl + f "ah yes"
>2 results
ah yes, the runts are here

>league 1

who cares

The Cuckold Times.

cucking myself by spend a lot of time with an engaged woman but it's either that or no female contact

Why are chokers so hot lads?

Alri George

Tehe x

state of this wanker

>mfw the Yanks will turn on based Assad as soon as this is over

FONT

SJWs are essentially rorkes

diplomas or GEDs

wait for me...

>be virgin
>last night
>message some alright-looking fat girl on a dating site, just for a laugh
>things soon get sexual
>she invites me to her house the next day for sex
>go there today; nervous but excited that I might finally lose it
>she opens the door in just a towel and she's pretty cute
>"Oh, just so you know there's another guy here"
>go upstairs and I try to be friendly, I'm like "Hey y'alright man?" but he's really quiet and just mumbles something
>they go into the other room to bang
>she hasn't said anything like "hey, it'll be your turn soon ;)"
>I wait and wait and wait and wait
>get fed up
>piss on the floor
>leave

>people who are incapable of fitting into mainstream culture can instead satisfy their need for social inclusion with a harmless online pissing contest

Not really seeing the problem here lad

the word sjw has lost its meaning desu

it used to mean those crazy radical feminists who don't really exist in real life and just post on tumblr

then the alt right got a hold of it and now an sjw is anyone who doesn't want to murder all black people

yea, my degree program was pretty solid but holy hell they made a mess of the school
because they take advantage of democracy and other systems to make student's lives better and use them to turn the place into a theocracy.

they were BY FAR the most active in student politics, they would all swarm in and only vote for other Muslims/bully people to vote for them by shaming them or calling them racist. they would preach in the halls, and once they got control of student government why would establish all these stupid Muslim things like halal foods only and an Islam appreciation week (basically an excuse to evangelize even more)

they even put up a statue of the first president of Pakistan which made Indian students (which were way more than Muslims) mad as fuck.

anyone else couldn't do anything because the Muslims would push anyone else out of government and sabotage their campaign.

it happened to some Jewish lad who was openly sick of all that shit, they just turned it into an israel-palestine issue and got all the mouthbreahtiing pro-Palestine runts on their side.

it makes me sick thinking about it, I'd prefer trannies over this.

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reading parallel worlds by michio kaku and there's a neat idea about literally moving the earth into orbit around another star when our sun expands

Glad the reddit flags meme is effectively dead now lads

>piss on the floor

Except this part didn't happen, did it? You got played for a right mug m8

don't like being lonely all the time

Are Iraqis white?

Highly organised minority will beat an apathetic majority every time

Shan't be reading a word of this

only Christians can be truly white.

hmm looks familiar

What, am I just supposed to leave a note? Knock on the door and politely ask if I can have a turn?

No. I am hardcore

this is the issue and what is happening in all our countries.

Muslims are such a tiny minority here but have massive sway, more than Jews.

The stage is set for a new, global, civil rights movement. On one side, sits the entrenched establishment clinging to out-dated modalities of Descartian separation, limited and depressing visions of the future and sick obsessions with continuous economic growth, militarism and incarceration. Rising up in celebratory dissent are: activists, environmentalists, indigenous people, health workers as well as a diverse variety of people claiming sovereignty of their own conscious states and keen to connect intimately and directly with other realms. Unknown to many, this resurgent spirit is as ancient and primal as its eruption is now urgent and raw. This new global negotiation is part of a historical meta-narrative that dates back to the foundations of Western culture, the emergence of monotheism, patriarchy, salvationism and the ensuing war against the world waged by a violent emergence of religious people enthralled to an extraterrestrial “big daddy” God. Hanging in the balance is who gets to decide what each of us does with our minds? The answer to that questions may shape the destiny of life on our planet.

>Are Iraqis white?

According to the US census yea

Femdom is a meme fetish

>Teachers at Christian fundamentalist schools in Britain allegedly performed exorcisms on pupils, beat children in religious rituals and “groomed” girls for marriage, according to former students who say they have decided to speak out now after years of suffering in silence.

BLOODY RASHEEDS

Best analogy tbqh

Taking in masses of uncivilised third worlders is literally enabling the murder of your nations people

Also,
>Syrian

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>Oh, just so you know there's another guy here"
At that point you had to leave.

going to need a sauce on that one hans

You forgot to mention it happened 25 years ago

not one word

what's this lad's name again?

exorcism is a legitimate practice.

>Muslims are such a tiny minority here
Kek

>got my dream job doing my passion in life
>been there 2 months
>lost motivation in the area and completely fed up of being a soulless drone

fucks sake lads what do i do

When's the last time you lads washed your bed sheets?

fuck off you stupid canadian twat, swear to christ if I ever see you irl I'd wring your neck like a fucking wet tea towel

get out of my sight and think twice before you reply to me for I SHALL NOT be reading it

A handful are pink-skinned Caucasians like him

But most do look like Saddam tbqh and are brown coloured

What was the dream job?

Gormy Gormy Scrotebag

they are honestly
most of the Rasheeds are actually Rajesh

nothing you can do. all jobs are like that aside from a few exceptions.

just ride it out for 50 more years until you die. easy.

change them every time one of the birds comes over

are you the lobbyist?

maybe move into another industry lad

so never?

...

So never, in other words?

>indigenous people claiming sovereignty of their own conscious states

Dropping a stealthy redpill on Jewish control of European media

but I don't want to do that
might become one of those hippies and just take drugs all year round instead

all me

got as friend who's Iraqi and he's pale as a ghost
just looks like a pale Italian really

>being this jealous

REKT

Gurdeep detected

York is 80% first generation and immigrants

You got bantered the fuck out m7, accept it

I have a little African lady to do it for me every 3 days la

runt huntin's a good job mate

it's challenging work, out of doors, I guarantee you'll not go hungry
*grabs a passing runt and takes a great big bite out of it*

having a chipper for tea lads

go work in a bar on a tropical island somewhere then.

not much money but your life will be extremely chill.

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any spare jobs going? haha

the gf's getting a bit cheeky lads

were jokingly talking about getting married and she asks if I think she'd look good in a wedding dress
I said she'd look beautiful and she replies
>I think you'd look beautiful in a wedding dress too

bit cheeky
gave me a chuckle

found out my flat has mold

need to hire some pollack to bleach it

my sheets reek of cum but I still refuse to change them

Frenchwomen all crave British cock episode

Not stopping for long.

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Nice

I was at Laurier for most of my time but went to York to finish my degree

>mold

FOY

continue working for 40 more years until retirement

honestly could do this desu
will consider it

babbies first revelation etc.

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>number coworker gave me of single friend who wants to go on a date with me hasn't replied

I've been done lads

shoulda smashed her face in to asset authority

don't even let a woman question your authority

? Thank you Woman, for doing the easiest life to me, for encouraging my dreams and to rest(rely) always, for your eternal delivery, for the heat of your heart and for being to my side in the good ones and in the bad(wrong) ones. ? To you that you do not allow that the adversity should make you fall(fall due) and before the impossible thing you do the possible thing, because you are a mother and often father, because you are grandmother, aunt, sister and daughter. You that you do with your hands sew wonderful and with your heart sew incredible and for on all the things you are a woman, I wish you a happy day. ? There are women as(like) you who do not cost(are not worth) a sorrow(sentence) … they cost(are worth) the life! Congratulations in the Day of the Woman. ? It(He,She) wanted to give you a flower that was never fading up, because you do not deserve only one day in which to honor, but the whole life to love yourself.

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Shall save my high quality posts for the next thread

>work in a company ruined by nepotism
>bosses former army friends work there, his coke addict brother, his doofus nephew, other hopeless drifters he knows
>leave that shithole for somewhere else
>nepotism is even worse

school never ends, as bowling for soup said

Not reading this

how long ago did you text and what did you say

actually cannot take a paddy seriously when I deal with them, possibly the least threatening voice on earth

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>being enough of a spastic to fall for it

Enjoy getting bantered the fuck out tomorrow

A girl I'd known for 15 minutes once told me I'd look good in a long, blonde wig. Cheeky bint. Sparked her out right there and then.

*feels the depression settle around me*

ahhhhhhhhh yeeeees

lads, google 'american inventors', this is not a fucking drill

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just said hi this is X, Y gave me your number, hope that's alright, how are you? about an hour ago

f-fuck off!

the norn irish on the other hand...

Thought the guy who sings "I took a pill in Ibiza" would be black. Not gonna lie.

why not just get tinder

face blindness

Dont' text anything else. If you start begging or asking questions you'll look a right mug

worst song of the decade

anyone got any good soundcloud channels?

I do lol but I'm quite ugly x

>depression goes away
>comes back the next day
WHY

just as bad ROI is a joke though

>tinder
>not grindr

Fuck off faggot

gf talks about marriage a bit too much
not my cuppa tea yet

it's time to spark a cheeky zoot lads

Obama: "I will consider it a personal insult…to my legacy" if black voters don't turn out to vote in 2016.

twitter.com/ABCPolitics/status/777484706363248640

hmm

there's this fat spacker at work who shit himself once and everyone just calls him B.O.

gave him my mate's number as a laugh and he's actually texted her hahahaha

>i dont support palestine just because a bunch of mentally ill genderfreaks do

bellend STINKS of skips

wish he'd been as angry as this during his terms

this tbqh

if you say you support palestine, everyone immediately thinks youre an acropansexual genderqueer liberal

well catcalling is kinda real honestly

>wear slightly longer shorts
>wear non revealing top
there you go hun, no evil men will bother you xoxoxoxo

It's funny when BO drops his guard and starts acting like a fucking nigger with the ebonics and over animated body language

peng lasds

I don't support Palestine because I have zero influence on international politics. Just like you.

I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA

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>mfw they turn out to vote for Trump

how many fake facebook profiles do you have

Not an excuse tbqh. I'm quite ugly myself and get laid left and right on Tinder. It's all about charm and virility. Beauty being even a criterion for men is a very recent meme started by the jews. Just look at medieval poems, how many medieval got laid because they were beautiful. None.

or worse. a fucking taig

good goy. just go along with everything your betters do

haha have a snickers obama lad

I make a new one every time I have a group project, over a dozen by now

what's the news with tim lads? been away a bit

Why is it ok for Obama to race bait?

new

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>2 months
Not really giving it an honest go, are we?

Seeing as Cred Forums hates both jews and muslims who do they support in Israel/Palestine?

Don't want to go there and find out

Is this Algerian a little retard?

JANITOR

>go along with

I don't work at the UN m8. I'm not dropping sanctions or approving military aid packages. I'm not in a position to influence Palestine in any way

imagine coming on Cred Forums and making up stories about getting laid that no one wants to hear

Can a Brit make a new.

>One of the leading Mexicans opposing Trump and his "Mexicans are rapists!" line was charged with rape last week
kek

Custodian needs to remove the early leaf thread.

>He doesn't even have the audacity to quote my posts let alone say that to my face

bitching to other people about it and calling out powerful people is influence