>wake up
>see her sleeping next to you
Your reaction? How will you proceed?
Wake up
Sorry I don't.
Yell "У мeня ecть AИДC"
If she runs away i continue as usual and pooppost on Cred Forums
If she doesn't respond then I know she isn't a pesky saboteur sent by Putin to harvest our semen and I will probably still pooppost on Cred Forums
ask if she can show her penis and let me eat her poop
>see her sleeping next to you
that's impossible, i still sleep in a single bed
cry because the girl I like is not her
My bed is only 80cm wide
are you saying you wouldn't hit that?
wake up. This time for real.
Make sure her ropes are still secure.
how the fuck can you sleep at all?
Very uncomfortably. It's a shitty dorm bed and I think it's illegal to be this narrow
...
I would hit you thought:^)
>Literally the most beautiful finnish women
>in my bed
No that's impossible
My gf is prettier lol xD
woman make food for me and i wont punch you
Be surprised because that isn't my girlfriend.
>This
>I think it's illegal to be this narrow
1,95mx0,90m """"bed""""
2mx3m """"bedroom""""
kek, some prison cell are bigger than my bedroom.
>Literally the most beautiful woman in Finland
That pretty average looking woman by Estonian standards.
Why is she sleeping on the floor?
Is there a refugeechild in her bed too?
Do you live in a closet?
>anu saagim is considered 5/5 in estonia
pls
LOL nigga no1 but Finns consider her hot she's fucking disgusting
no, it used to be an old pantry
Are you a troll who made his nest in someone's pantry?
Estonia got raped left and right by everybody, a wider gene pool naturally leads to more attractive people.
I detect butthurt from this mongol
Not in the slightest, just telling it like it is.
o-of course not, trolls don't exist
Offer her warm blankets and some tea
It's true though, Estonia has quite a lot of Balto-Slavic admixture.
I know, that's why we aren't inbred like you Lel xDDD
>he doesn't have a matress on the floor as his bed
Kek, consumer slaves.
Did I hit a nerve?
xDDDD no I just took a great chance to banter xD
How spoiled can you get? I have a 50cm wide bed and it's comfy af.
(But then again, I'm a slav...)
y-you too
i have no complaints, it could be worse
Finnish meme girl a qt
Did you know she got SERB'D?