Wake up

>wake up
>see her sleeping next to you
Your reaction? How will you proceed?

Sorry I don't.

Yell "У мeня ecть AИДC"

If she runs away i continue as usual and pooppost on Cred Forums

If she doesn't respond then I know she isn't a pesky saboteur sent by Putin to harvest our semen and I will probably still pooppost on Cred Forums

ask if she can show her penis and let me eat her poop

>see her sleeping next to you

that's impossible, i still sleep in a single bed

cry because the girl I like is not her

My bed is only 80cm wide

are you saying you wouldn't hit that?

wake up. This time for real.

Make sure her ropes are still secure.

how the fuck can you sleep at all?

Very uncomfortably. It's a shitty dorm bed and I think it's illegal to be this narrow

...

I would hit you thought:^)

>Literally the most beautiful finnish women
>in my bed
No that's impossible

My gf is prettier lol xD

woman make food for me and i wont punch you

Be surprised because that isn't my girlfriend.

>This

>I think it's illegal to be this narrow

1,95mx0,90m """"bed""""
2mx3m """"bedroom""""


kek, some prison cell are bigger than my bedroom.

>Literally the most beautiful woman in Finland

That pretty average looking woman by Estonian standards.

Why is she sleeping on the floor?
Is there a refugeechild in her bed too?

Do you live in a closet?

>anu saagim is considered 5/5 in estonia
pls

LOL nigga no1 but Finns consider her hot she's fucking disgusting

no, it used to be an old pantry

Are you a troll who made his nest in someone's pantry?

Estonia got raped left and right by everybody, a wider gene pool naturally leads to more attractive people.

I detect butthurt from this mongol

Not in the slightest, just telling it like it is.

o-of course not, trolls don't exist

Offer her warm blankets and some tea

It's true though, Estonia has quite a lot of Balto-Slavic admixture.

I know, that's why we aren't inbred like you Lel xDDD

>he doesn't have a matress on the floor as his bed

Kek, consumer slaves.

Did I hit a nerve?

xDDDD no I just took a great chance to banter xD

How spoiled can you get? I have a 50cm wide bed and it's comfy af.
(But then again, I'm a slav...)

y-you too

i have no complaints, it could be worse

Finnish meme girl a qt

Did you know she got SERB'D?