/brit/

waheeeyyyyyyy

Reply to my late post please

Lenovo Yoga 710 lad?

Traditional French women for traditional British cock

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He's only half black I think

Racists BTFO

hasn't texted me back in over 24 hours
no excuse for that behaviour imo

depends on the angle RT is pushing that week

*some up really close to your face*
I saw a runt the other day, nasty little creatures

Hmm... really gets the brain cells sparking

Cred Forums is jew propaganda m8 .

it's the jew who propagates the jew conspiracy because it tells the world they're smart and rich. literally the best publicity

there's eleven billion refugees?

JUST 2 of those 10.9bn are terrorists

the kicker? they're also white

Still not grabbing a handful of that big bowl either tbqh lad.

Text her a picture of your dick and then she'll get back to you

>10 billion
where did this number come from?

also
>making the number bigger means the poison ones are less of the threat.

The paki thinks I'm going to give him (You)s

Alri I am making a list of things to do tomorrow as well as a list of short and long term goals to achieve. I am embarassed to have become quite complacent as of late.

nofap does wonders for my acne

just a shame its so difficult

KARLAS BACK WITH A BANG MIGHT FLY WITH MY BOYS TO THE DAM

Lads

statistically it is less of a threat as long you don't eat the majority of the skittles

australia fined the united states for littering when part of skylab landed there

not going to text her at all until she texts me first
if she doesn't text tomorrow I'll be back on the ol' tinder I think

Nobody fucking cares

>Alri I am making a list of things to do tomorrow as well as a list of short and long term goals to achieve. I am embarassed to have become quite complacent as of late.

funny that people never explain what exactly a feminist science would even entail.
it seems they just don't think evidence is legitimate if it makes people feel bad or is socially inconvenient, which is dark age tier rubbish.

I personally hope they both get blown to fuck

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*put the poisonous skittles on top*

>Rorkes want her to be killed

>be socially awkward guy
>run into attractive intelligent female
>she develops a crush on you and starts turning up at your apartment

Why doesn't this happen in real life?

KARLA'S BACK WITH A BANG, YEAH I'LL STILL GET YOUR DARNAS YAKKED

statistically 3 in a bowl of 50-100 or so isn't much of a threat either if you just eat one.

would you still do it though? what would it even be worth?

look how wide it is dummy

REEEEEEEE

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Frenchwomen are meant to bear the sons of British men

>user, your sausages are ready!

wat do

because you're an ugly fat fuck not a slim lean sexy love machine (like me lol)

Ah yes that image of a poorly drawn islamic man is supposed to represent and make fun of me

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rorkes want her to stay in turkey where she belongs

>Ahh yes, women must wear either leggy shorts and cleavage top or trousers and a hoody

>Non-flattering shirts and knee-length skirts, like I see many Western women wear in summer? Pshh, I'm not a prude

>immigrants are 90% male
>impartial unbiased news channels give long emotive interviews with disabled Syrian girl who talks about how the Russian bombers killed her family

Ah yes

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HOLD TIGHT ALL MY ARTNAS KARLAS AND GORAS YEAH

yours is ready too
*unzips dick*

>look how wide it is dummy

rasheed.jpeg

WTF i hate skittles now!?

the rapist is here

Put my bun on my plate and have her put the wienie in the bun

you're one of 5 million cars on the road that day/ would you still drive though? what would it even be worth

woah
its almost as if whites are just as bad as Muslims forcing women to cover up

women should start wearing hijabs so that they can be independent from mens

*put a poisonous skittle on every corners*

She's not in Turkey

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if you'd been born earlier you probably would have died in the bush in rhodesia

not a much better fate than shit posting on /brit/

me and the gf

i.4cdn.org/gif/1474390395603.webm

I need a car to get around
I don't need skittles or refugees
and I can at least control my car.

bruv people are allowed to wear what the fuck they want, men or women
your fault if you're some horny mong that cant control its urges

>be Angelina Jolie
>be dating Brad Pitt for 10 years
>finally get married
>divorce him after 2 years of marriage
Why are women always such whores? She waited until after they were married to break up with him to ensure that she'll get half of his wealth
>inb4 she was already rich herself
Yeah, but lettuce be real, most of their combined wealth is because of Brad Pitt

Not to brag but there's only one degree of separation between me and the captain of Derby County ;)

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Bit worried

Gf is on holiday in the Caribbean and just sent me this picture

where do poor people get horses

I don't care where she goes as long as it's not to Europe or the Anglosphere

rorkes are hypocrites cause they'd have no problem with letting in refugee women if them men had to go back because pussy is pussy. theyre just insecure about their manhood. their racism is a veneer

youtube.com/watch?v=l1yXSUuLOYI

lads

*dives into the middle*

Daily reminder that it's 2016

blacked

>I don't need refugees

your country does

your prosperity depends on that of your country

Must be weird to be a black man on Cred Forums and see how much white bois obsess over you

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I've took to reading books an awful lot lately. I'm currently reading MacBeth and by fuck is it confusing, hard to wrap the old noggin around the Old English colloquial terms Shakespeare keeps using

All I know is one thing: Edward the Confessors an OG nigga

might attempt reading Beowulf next if im feeling rather cheeky for confusing pieces of literature teehee

>just your mild mannered everyday car stereo remarketer
>until the day he ate a RADIOACTIVE FALAFEL giving him incredible powers!

doxxed kid

Alri the match has started. Take care lads. I leave you with some good music from when I was young youtube.com/watch?v=rHPlZjgfWh4

I wasn't replying to you, you fat nigger

> when you see it

makes me fucking crease every time

no it doesn't actually, and its harmful to our prosperity.

what we need is a sensible approach to economics and a controlled sustainable local birthrate supplemented by some immigration.

This skittles analogy is inaccurate

You don't just take "a handful" of skittles out of the bowl, you eat the ENTIRE BOWL, knowing that four of them will give you stomach ulcers and chronic diarrhea.

That's the dilemma.

>implying she doesn't have a secret masterplan to restore the British Empire

crazy how /fa/ has such shit board culture

>nigger

Edgy

They have those stalls in Cardiff, literally nobody talks to them. It's just a few shitskins standing round looking bored.

muslims everywhere?

(PS i love short girls with stubby little legs and chubby round asses cheers mate)

why have I never had a gf?

who was in the wrong here?

I'm attacking the logic of the illustrator of that stupid cartoon who thinks she has no choice but to wear the slaggiest clothes in the summer, and then complain about alleged cat-calling

Stupid paki

Mates are going to a party later

They haven't asked me to come lads

Pure snakes desu

>at the gym yesterday
>finish my workout and head back to the changerooms
>some old guy is completely naked standing infront of the full length mirror blow-drying his pubic jungle.

did NOT need to see that.

not a big fan of people that use the "humans are interchangeable with snacks" gimmick

why is everybody talking about skittles :/

Wow Not gonna lie. I might become a regular of /fa/. Wasn't aware of that board tbqh.

no they don't?

Fuck off back to tumblr

I've took to reading books an awful lot lately. I'm currently reading MacBeth and by fuck is it confusing, hard to wrap the old noggin around the Old English colloquial terms Shakespeare keeps using

All I know is one thing: Edward the Confessors an OG nigga

might attempt reading Beowulf next if im feeling rather cheeky for confusing pieces of literature teehee

warning: this is a repost

there's been two films about that japanese suicide forets recently and 2 films about kids getting taught a lesson by an old man

strange things to copy. it's not like it was destined for success

Tweet by Trump Jr

wow I HATE men now

Glorious chebbos

Real peng you got there

that board is as shitty as your mug

watch it

>employment crisis
>WE NEED MORE REFUGEES
explain?

Didnt realise the "Béni-oui-oui" was still here...

>restore the British Empire
Implying they all want to be part of it again.

_____ tongue my anus

Go back to Cred Forums with the rest of your double digit IQ kind

my /fit/fu

I swear old people do shit like this just to mess with people

Yeah well we beat you at war

They do m8, I've seen them in Queen Street multiple times

What kind of fecking eejit puts fucking skittles in a bowl?

is this a rich people thing?

devon

BTFO

Giz ig la'

gotta keep labour cheap

helps the government not the people you leaf mong

Béni-oui-oui

youtube.com/watch?v=kJCvwCYqwp0

how can the markets be free if the borders aren't free

changing the bedsheets

Helga lovelaty or something like that, just reverse search

ALAN ON SUICIDE WATCH

I've never once seen a stall in cardiff

>go back to Cred Forums
>I don't care where she goes as long as it's not to Europe or the Anglosphere

Nigger can't even remember what he posted

this is the most retarded thing I've ever read t b h

imagine living in the grim place that is Algeria. tears
also lexington in me captcha lads !!!

the Government should represent the people not rule them

Take a walk through Grangetown m8

>shop signs in English and Arabic (no Welsh)
>"Halal certified"
>lawyers advertising that they specialise in immigration and citizenship
>Sharia Zone stickers

soda tax lads?

they literally depend on each other. do you think business is done by flowers or something

Frenchwomen will always submit to British (real) men.

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captain of derby is Irish lol

empty statement

dont slutshame

Cheers la' she's really something

I've got the body for her but not the David Gandy mug to go along with it

>tfw you'll never know what it's like to be with a woman that beautiful

>pathetic
>leaves a passive aggressive note instead of confronting directly

Why did the Ulster Scotch turn a beautiful piece of land into the grimmest and most depressing shithole in the UK?

Why did the UK have to take control over NI for 30 years wasting valuable resources because the Unionist Govt. in place was incompetent?

you don't need immigrants to run buisnesses what has your gcse politics teacher been telling you?

*Bends you over*
*spanks your behind*
Ah, yes, now that is just what I was looking for.

I'm not the one unironically using the n-word

You think that person was going to wait around? FFS

nice looking girl

>helping corporations and the elite over native citizens
ah yes
this is the democracy I like
she's cute and looks tartar

>you don't need people working for businesses

>the grimmest and most depressing shithole in the UK?
Luton?

not a fan of that honestly

without immigrants who will run the offies?

who will drive taxies?

No runts allowed in. Only quality imperial citizens.

I dunno because I'm English.

Blame the jocks, they were behind everything.

Give over. NI will always be part of the union.

No surrender.

Why does the Algerian with the ugly mug still come here?

girl in white

she pushed the boat away from the dock and also fell back in the water like a dumb cunt while making the other more competent girl stay in the cold water

>I've got the body for her

Lexington Steele?

>hear about bombings
>get excited
>feel disappointed when a day passes and everything's calmed down

When is the real happening going to happen?

>northern ireland
>beautiful piece of land

what's good for corporations (as a whole) is good for you and me lad

>corporation makes money
>I work at corporation
>i make more money
get a job you benefit leach

>this nigger cognitive dissonance

>the people in our country don't exist

this wont catch on

>some guy in London is building a £70m basement for his house

don't even think the North receives that much in investment a year

He's """Irish"""

(I assume this is Liverpool btw)

t. Chesh

you sad autistic cunt

doing a poo

you do know England has a large percentage of population native to the country who are not and can not find work right?

Anyone else cringe when Yanks and Canucks start using Britishisms?

>have to get the underground every time from a major station

just a matter of time

Think I might have to grow a beard, shaving is making me get razor bumps

t. embarrassed millionaires

me lad

Honestly if you think this will be the case with the current birth rates by the end of the century your lying to yourself mate. Ulster scots are a relatively new ethnicity, about 300 years old and they wont secure their existence as an identity to 400. Thats for sure. Sure the UK almost handed it over numerous times cause a couple of farmer cunts from South armagh were getting a bit rowdy.

Turned into a toilet again lads

get back on your computer haha

>you can't be a respectful individual and want to protect your country's culture

I don't think you know what "cognitive dissonance" means

Can't wait for you to drop the n-word in public and get jumped for it

cant produce growth

REALLY enjoy this image of ar Jez lads

expect me to use it in a post soon

w-whats under the seat??

Why not just no guard it with some clippers?

fuck id smash that bollocks into oblivion

is that Mosley lmfao

not arguing with a cannuck

going to mcdonalds

what shall I get?

pass some hot water around your facial hair area, use more shaving cream and shave while following the way your facial hair grows
maybe buy a new razor (and a quality one)

>american """"""""culture""""""""""

why is endless growth good or viable?

all we're doing is offsetting contraction by a decade in bringing tons of migrants in, meanwhile Japan is mechanizing their industry instead and will be in a stronger position come a few decades from now.

I'm watching the men kick the ball on there and it triggers me not having it full screen

Fuck lads

Need to shit but I'm in class and have another 1 hour 50 minute one after this

???

fuck off okazaki sushi cunt

because all you have is typical liberal vomit as an argument

ah yes the armchair economists are out again

What an incredibly tedious fucking nigger you are. Embarrassing stuff.

pooing a do

Quarter pounder and a 10pc chicken nuggie w/ sweet and sour

>Implying I am not in the high 7s-low 8s in terms of masculine looks

>What an incredibly tedious fucking nigger you are. Embarrassing stuff.

you just need a better haircut honestly and you'd be fine
that haircut is pretty dire
at least go for the runt tier pic related

>you know realise that Alan is using somebody else's pictures on here to mock or bully them
nobody is this deluded

>2 Lesta - 0 Chelpee
The most dangerous lead...

tv is made for runts

what sort of rude cunt would actually say such a thing? does she not realise he isn't PM? stupid cunt, would have turned her jaw to ash if she'd had the cheek to gab that in my direction Tbh

fb.com/Channel4NewsDemocracy/videos/1063538597057416/?hc_ref=NEWSFEED

are you 10

fedoraed three posts on /ck/ today

Absolutely NEED an Irish gf

I am sitting in the morning at the diner on the corner. I am waiting at the counter for the man to pour the coffee. And he fills it only halfway and before I even argue he is looking out the window
at somebody coming in.

>31 years old
>swarthy
>sweaty
>brown
>balding
>manlet

fucking ugly bastard

happy meal for me and 2 big macs for the lads cheers la

He has nig hair, if he grew it out it would be an afro lel

Dunno why I hadn't thought of this before

Now it makes sense

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farts are just invisible poos

>The Yank is not watching the same game as me today
What a blessed relief

best post today

lots of black people have great haircuts though

Yes lad

I'm one of those 10 year old geniuses at uni

you're a visible fart

>rorke will never appreciate classic albums like this

feel pity for them desu

>have british flag
>not british

haha

went from ugly nerd to poof. ahh yes

Wow Okazaki of all people

No they don't Jamal

*presses fingertips together, holds them to my lips and nods slowly with my eyes shut*

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1474320306772.webm

Black people explain yourselves NOW.

an*

Someone do an x-ray on those nipples

any good films to watch this weekend when I'm stoned off my bonce?

I'm not watching any, they aren't on TV :(

I have to use the goal update on BBC

gib mahrez

farts are the screaming ghosts of the animals you ate

gf gave a cd of this to me recently
never heard it but I guess it's good since it's the girl from the fugees

he's such a fucking worm

Everton lol

having acute terrors about family members dying

>never heard it but I guess it's good since it's the girl from the fugees
baka you pleb

do not do that

Unironically can't name a single Irish (non-gaellic) football club

this new video is a goldmine

got OCD relating to that

it's necessary

"stop handing out bottles and take some fucking refugees!"
*nods respectfully back*

she's got some fucking front considering New Zealand's refugee quota is fucking 750 over 2 and a half years

>liberal
>supporting corporations

look buddy...

doubt I could name an Algerian one either pal

Sligo Rovers and Shamrock Rovers are the only ones I can think of.

Their league is fucking shite anyway, they all support Celtic.

>new video
>doesnt post said video
a true runt, that is what you are

go and do a poo. you have my permission

>tfw your mate breaks up with his missus so he sends you her nudes

remind me again why you aren't befriending the normies?

back to pooskinnystan you dirty rat

i mean I'm going to listen to it when I have the time and stuff

have the same hair as him including balding

JUST WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING

Forgot about r/soccerstreams lads

I'm back in the game, which one should I watch?

I'm a little twink and I have a big cock, I really enjoy walking around the locker rooms with it out.

Enjoy your time in prison

business idea:
a mobile church with anti-aircraft guns in the tower, to spread religion to heretics

>he fell for the r9k meme
wow im REALLY surprised with this one, i gotta tell you

the Canvey Island under 15s league 2 playoffs

she's 20 years of age you wishful thinking nonce

>I am not triggered, just sick and tired of other countries leeching off of us and then also trying to ""banter"" us. You don't get to watch Rick and Morty, depend on our resources for your defense, demand your illegal immgirants get free citizenship, and then "bant" us. Its tiresome.

I'm Southwestern European

im gonna rape your little sister

gf did another stream

youtube.com/watch?v=d3lbsHko_jI

If you killed everyone with those stupid fucking earrings literally nothing of value would be lost.

Fair play but I know Welsh, Scottish clubs. I have even heard of Glentoran Football Club in NA. Just found that surprising seeing how the Irish national team isn't even shit, historically.

litterally where

funny how the same lads who will claim trannies are not women but in fact degenerates, will then later claim while in prison that any male who who isn't a hypermasculine steroid abuser is their woman.

"Revenge porn" in and of itself is a crime now. He's a criminal for distributing it and you're a criminal for keeping it.

that's not what he meant

pics

i swear ill catch you this time

Nothing to do with noncery, you ignorant fuck wit

>funny how the same lads who will claim trannies are not women but in fact degenerates, will then later claim while in prison that any male who who isn't a hypermasculine steroid abuser is their woman.

I'm sure you've seen them before.

Great stuff 2bqh

youtube.com/watch?v=cRj01LShXN8

It is what I meant, Kraut.

poortugal ;^)

don't care they won't catch me

that's not what you meant

not a single black person

Contemplating shagging a tranny lads

>they all support Celtic
Their display against that israeli club brought tears to my eyes, not gonna lie

It is. I', telling you right now it is, you hairy fat Kuntz

Fair point, the vast majority of decent Irish players head over to the English leagues before they're 22

I did last night, was great

bit gay

ill give you a fair price

Where'd you find her/him?

he's making fun of feminists

>Meet a new group of people
>Can see the qt in the group is being pined after hard by one of lads in the group
>She's a bit tempted to give him a go but at the same time, she's hesitant
>Come in to the group and start hammering the cunt with some choice one-liners and banterous insults
>Can see her interest in him fall off immediately as his only seems to grow bigger
>A week later they don't even talk to each other anymore after knowing each other for about a year and we're going out for lunch tomorrow
Fuck me this is too easy. Why do so many lads not know how to handle banter when around women? Why are women so easily influenced by banterous attacks on other men?

fucking hate how the word 'meme' is bandied around these days

basically any image with text overlaid is now a meme ffs

Fuck off

I know exactly what you meant

Dream about cumming on that perfect belly

At the pub, just got talking whilst I was ordering a drink and then went to his/her place

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Much more fun when the tranny shags you ;)

Dresden wasn't enough

Was obvious it was a tranny or did you find out when he whipped it out and ran with it?

i-is this a bloke?

they did their maths by calculating the possibility of an american being KILLED by an islamic terrorist

however, they didn't quite understand the gist of Trump Junior's retweet. The message isn't that these three Skittles/Muslims will kill you, it's that they WANT to kill you, and that they're radical terrorists.

And trust me, there are many more than 3 Muslims out of 10 billion that happen to hold extremist views.

Nah you could tell, I'm into all that so I pushed for us to sleep together. It was brilliant I must admit, couldn't believe my luck.

enjoy eating puccy lads?

Get a warm tingly feeling in my penis when people talk about shagging trannies

This is why British men are superior.

I agree gimmick is a decent replacement but it's not really as descriptive of the actual idea of memes

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I only eat arse

>It was brilliant I must admit, couldn't believe my luck.
Right on, I'm happy for you lad

not really a fan of it but got nothing against it either

Business idea: diapers for adults

is it true catholic birds are proper filth lads?

how do i teach myself latin

>how should we celebrate our monthday?
knew dating a virgin was a poor decision lads

at least i get lots of nudes though
silver lining I guess

excellent post

saved

No. That's an American meme.

The gf likes getting it and I like doing it
Too bad she isn't as enthusiastic about reciprocating without me having to ask

Can't believe that anybody could unironically be attracted to traps

You are mentally deranged. Nothing else to it..

you didn't have latin classes in secondary?

gfs new ink

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me on the right

Good lad.
Same senpai

>Page 4
CARETAKER

How may girls like stuff like orgasm denial and stuff like that? My current gf loves it and I can't imagine being with a girl that doesn't like it now

me on the left

no thanks

put hot water on it after i shower then i shave.. i dont use shaving cream mind, i use one of those rotary shavers but i think ive been pushing too hard to get a "completely clean shave" so thats probably why im getting razor bumps. thinking yeah buy a new proper razor (though my dad says that electric shaver was like £100 or so lol shit).. my hair grows out too quickly anyway so clean shave really doesnt seem to be doing it anymore