this is it lads, it's fucking over edition
/brit/
LENOVO YOGA 710 LAD?
korean pop
>The restaurant's added 30 minutes to your delivery time.
reeeeeeeeee
is it true catholics birds are proper nawty lads?
everyone in my accomodation was just banging on my door telling me to come out drinking with them but I just turned all my lights out and pretended not to be in
fucking normies will never understand
Never met one
You've already been told no.
6th for drama queen gf
thoughts?
You could have been balls deep in this tonight user.
how common is it for girls to suck your willy after it's been in their fanny
YE STUPID BASTARDS!!
WHAT HAVE YE DONE?!!
THEY'LL BE OVER HERE SOON NOW!!
THE CLAGS AND THE NETTLES WERE BAD ENOUGH THIS YEAR!
already got a gf so I'm not interested in meeting girls desu
Smoking this last joint and playing fallout new vegas
why do you say accomodation instead of hotel
>taking pics of yourself crying and posting them online
Literally the most attention whoring thing you can do. Dumb cunt.
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>Lord Bendtner is playing against Arsenal
They better watch out or he's gonna rub his willy on them like the back of a taxi
>already got a gf
>fucking normies will never understand
gas yourself you twat
pretty common I reckon..
who /snog gf after she's swallowed your load/ masterrace here
university accomodation
world population needs to be reduced by half at least
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I say we should kill all the people with brown eyes
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What seemingly innocuous actions are actually signs that a girl is a prude or really filthy
more like lord bender haha
don't really know what is that supposed to convey
indifference towards everything or is he frustrated about not talking more to the girl when he gets in his room
French women will always submit to British cock.
Apparently dressing up like Pablo Escobar for Halloween is a big no no
Lars and Sven?
They seem like top lads
:(
>Are you going to come swimming with me user? You don't have to take your t-shirt off if you don't want to..
no you look lower class
u a girl?
Remember that time brit filled the catalogue with a gorillion threads
ye u guys shud du that
*takes my bottoms off exposing my bulging bellend but keeps my shirt on*
Alri Kate
Good, I don't want anyone to see my distended stomach and man boobies.
Giving brain behind asda: prude
Giving brain behind halfords: really filthy
I'll go just don't interrupt my work out, I need to put in at least a mile
1 or 2?
hello mr christmas tree
2
Just got called a melt in greggs lads
2 senpai
lebanonce
1
Just got off a PS4 party with the lads
>tfw I'm always awkward in in these things and end up not talking until everyone leaves
>Leicester 2-2 Chelsea
I told you lads, the most dangerous lead
thinking I might be a bender lads. don't care much but not a fan of it.
Is Viper the most underrated rap artist of all time?
a lot of bans were handed out
not worth it 2bh
Need a magic Brazilian bf
>get invited to a party by flatmates
>within a minute I've outed myself as an aspie and they're clearly regretting asking me
>we join a big group of people waiting at reception
>flatmates desert me and I'm left standing on my own pretending to text somebody
>go back to my room and stick Radiohead on
Might do a cheeky suicide
tugging on the old willy
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A FUCKING CHRISTMAS TREE
Stuffing the old jacksy
FOUC
arse is sore from squats
Rasheed
did you you his horness of the death fiasco shit? he literally tried to off himself
frigging fammished lads
business idea: dogburger
wat?
Why did science lessons always bring out the slag in every girl?
>did you you his horness of the death fiasco shit?
What?
Giz the rundown on are viper these days
Fucking hell lads
I pissed my pants somehow
Looked down and my crotch was wet
out of baccy lads, might just roll a cheeky pure
I was right to not bother watching.
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whats for tea
>when she say "go deeper" but you're all out of dick
>blind date still hasn't texted back
fucking hell lads
>tfw went to an all boys school
FOUC stands for Flash of Unstyled Content. This situation occurs whenever a Web browser ends up showing your Web page’s content without having any style information yet. It’s an interesting technical problem, because when/how a browser ends up committing the crime of FOUCing depends heavily on how the browser’s engine is architected and on interesting assumptions made by Web site authors when designing their sites.
Shes blind m8 she can't use the bloody keyboard
wanted to eat a bit of Cantal today with bread but forgot to buy a half baguette on the way home. not good
go on his twitter and just run down his tweets. he went to the hospital because he had a really really tight harness around his belly. it was really funny and all
>NOTTINGHAM POOREST
>cooker
>science
Good for you
Just spread my arse cheeks wide apart and violently sprayed liquid faecal matter from my anus all over the next door neighbours front door
rate the girlies halloween outfits
me in the middle
:(
>I say we should kill all the people with brown eyes
same la
now I'm too autistic/socially retarded to talk to women haha
spaghetti and meatballs :)
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>mfw a canadian tries to hard to be english
>mfw he won't stop saying "lads"
how about you eat my spaghetti and meatballs bitch
Hao Ling
>You'll cowards don't even regret your haircut
said "eyup" to flatmate and half a second later he said "yo..." which means he's still unhappy
damn
>tfw went to a private catholic school
me on the left
Business idea: /britm8s/
an app in which /brit/ users find fellow autists in their area to meet up with
what happened?
>Gloucestershire
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HELP ME LADS
me flying
meet up and do what?
sometimes when I feel bad about my life I go to r/short and remind myself that whatever happens I will never EVER be a manlet
well, alright, it would save me cooking
would use
Ungrateful fucking runt
All the people I'm at Uni with are either pakis who are studying already, introverted mousey chodes like you, or annoying shitheads who want to go to starbucks
I JUST WANT TO GO TO A PUB OR HOUSE PARTY WITH A GROUP OF GOOD LOOKING SOUND LADS REEEEEE
that's very insensitive towards foreigners :(
God I miss 2007-2010.
Some paki is being mean to me on /brit/ lads
Give each other handies
wank
weird flatmate just said "eyup" to me, had no idea what to reply so i just said "yo" lads
i just remember that i have a 7.7inch cock. i'm only 5'11 so i can't really feel good or bad about height
Britshed life lads
kisses
now that is a slag pic.
hello
why do they all have their knees bent like that
ugh friendzoned again
Hmmmmmmmmm
You're telling me densely populated areas of land can't build large properties for every inhabitant?
>mfw the autistic leaf gets called out and cries
>mfw he calls me a paki
>mfw he does it again
YOU WILL NEVER BE ENGLISH
morrissey
>Hong Kong house: 500 sq ft
>Australian house: approx 2200 sq ft
>You can fit 22.6 Hong Kong houses in an Australian house
What?
inviting 5.7 brits to come live in my house
5'11'' is a good height
Anybody who says otherwise is a bitter paki manlet
alri
>averagelondonhousing.jpg
been through this enough haha just wish we were friends again, kinda wanna talk to him but i think he still wants space. since im saying hi at least thats better than not saying anything at all to him
funny guy didnt know krauts had a sense of humour
gonna go to bed
someone tuck me in :3
makes their arse look bigger
classic slag pose
Lads, what's Nottingham like?
Is it comfy?
gimme one good reason why I should ever make a change
hong kong has lots of tiny apartments
they still haven't caught that legoland nonce
not even memeing but 5'11 is average height tier these days
even at 6' you're not really considered tall, I think 6'1 is the cutoff now
read that as
>someone fuck me in :3
In my 4th year of my economics degree and I literally don't even know the basics
*tucks you in with the zipper side facing towards your head*
Pretty shit, but decent student city
t. arrogant Nottingham student
chebs
hate this image
its got a lot of black gun crime so you'll feel right at home lad
:]
It says house though. Do the figures on the graph refer only to standalone houses, whereas below it includes apartments too? Either way it's retardedly made
Any of you lads do metal-detecting?
Might pick it up desu
Y?
*rent a flat in brixton*
5'9 is the average height
what are signs that someone is jealous of your life and happiness
oh, so you are a so-called metal detector?
>Any of you lads do metal-detecting?
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very suggestive of aggressive sexual behaviour
>tfw 6'3
that includes old people though, you're not competing with them
That just means there's a vibrant drug scene
Should probably stop shitposting and just "read more" so I can be smarter.
what should I read
*keeps inviting 300,000 immigrants every year*
if you are happy and your life is great, then someone is jealous
Me and the lads in London endz
imagine having tits like that and getting everything so easy.
No it's not.
t.6ft and taller than most guys I see
*instagrams photo of London skyline I took at the top of the shard I got from a groupon deal*
Money is the motivator
>"user! Dinners ready!"
>walk into kitchen
>see this
wat do
/brit/
this post would be a good start
start eating
My dad would beg to differ since he brings home girls barely older (sometimes younger) than me and shags them
you but you'd have to put up with stuff like people complimenting you in the streets
i mean it's [current year], come on!!
Isn't Saint Petersburg quite nice in general?
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the average height is 6'1 for a man, not even memeing
did this in first year to the resident aspie in our flat, feel a bit bad about it now
Yeah it is pretty average nowadays, but definitely still considered tall. 96% of women are my height or shorter.
I am re-validated when I go to the gym. Small man syndrome is REAL. Some days I'm pretty much the tallest person in there.
Foreign population by year going way back to the mid 1800s
Average height for a healthy male is 6ft5, not even meming
Got the chance to shag the girl on the left.
She's 6 foot and I'm 5' 10" and a virgin. Should I do it?
>I'm 5' 10"
end yourself
>Aussie enters the thread
i.4cdn.org
just got my blood test back, lads
the doctor said i had SMS or "small man syndrome"
honestly don't know why he couldn't tell that by looking
not sure why such uneducated swine go bananas for what are simply just body parts of a female *tsk* so primitive
and an unhealthy male?
Give me the number of the right
Old man hobby that will cost a few hundred quid and many, many hours over time
You're definitely autistic to even consider it, sorry.
Oh fuq. Close the fucking ports
>be 5'8
>even women are 6 foot now
ah yes
Never had a problem making friends
It's making a best friend that I had trouble with
Average height for a male is 6ft9 these days, sorry but I'm not even meming
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how do aspies not survive at parties
all you do is get drunk and then wow you're no longer an aspie
bet your fat aren't ya
#nationofimmigrants
>All these robots that have started uni are all failing socially as i predicted last month
Ahh yes and Putin is somehow to blame for this, not the landlord.
I really hate leafs, lads.
are you this new?
desu I don't like people getting too close
Which one is you?
>all these tearful manlets
I didn't say 5'11 is average height, I said it's average TIER. it's not noticeably above average, and people wouldn't describe you as tall.
It's a fact that this generation is significantly taller than the last one and the goalposts have moved.
Don't want to be here anymore lads, life is like a video game I got bored of long ago but can't stop playing because I have nothing else.
Lads I'm sorry to see all these manlets itt but average height is around 7ft these days, sorry
ye m8 first thread
Imagine having her as your wife
Heavenly
I think /lit/ has valuable resources for starters. Shan't be staying too long in that hellhole though
Did you know you could fit approximately 22.6 Hong Kong residents in a single Australian?
why, you autist? i bet you're the same cringeworthy spacker who spams FOY all day
i do mental-detecting
*points my detector at /brit/*
*it beeps very loudly*
Overall I have to say I am happy.
>no tom
why does almost every guy with glasses have wonky nose pieces?
do they just not look after themselves?
I came here to ask for permission to use the toilet, it's urgent
found this in my slag folder kek
am grill :3
Are you kidding? Average height in the current gen is about 8ft. I'd honestly neck myself if I was below that desu
>people of slightly above average height are manlets
alri tom
smoke time
or like a white & black film you're seeing in a cinema that's soon going to be over
I am unironically fat cam
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on Cred Forums by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is Cred Forums. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it.
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Tfw 6'5
Everyone stares at me I fucking hate it
Always get cunts at the pub saying "Wew lad do you sleep in fertiliser hahaha" yeah good one you fucking spanner
Top left and bottom right are normatrons
just read like the orwell for a starters
1984 is a good book to get you into books even if it's meme'd to hell
In my mind, I see all the anons behind union jacks on /brit/ as more or less young Jamie Vardies. Not gonna lie.
prefer not to say
shut up you pretentious wanker
Mark Davis was a great dox, the speed at which he deleted all his profiles was hilarious.
>Tfw 6'5
Wew lad do you sleep in fertiliser hahaha
you're still an aspie, but now you're also drunk and irritating everybody with your autism
>he's this mad over leafs
If you love leafs so much why don't you marry them
>not liking patrician orwell works
do you even keep the aspidistra flying
isn't jamie vardy a young jamie vardy? dunno how old he is though lmao
dark matter is the mass of parallel universes
where you from mate
5'11 or 6ft is the perfect height.
you're not tall enough to be a lanklet or short enough to be a manlet, just right.
Make it stop user, I can't take it anymore.
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6'6 and iktfb
>nah mate didn't realise I was a tall cunt til you told me
>do you sleep in fertiliser
28-29, so slightly older than the average age of /brit/ I presume
flatmate just got back and he's brought a girl with him
will be able to hear everything, not ideal this
that is literally how girls think though
what's the point of having kids lads
don't project so much next time alright bud?
Vocaroo it for us
to keep up white birthrates
you just have to wank louder than their sex
>slightly older
I'd be surprised if the average age in these threads was about fifteen
to continue your genetic lineage
it might be interesting to shape someone to become a functional person
can't say I'm a fan
Buggos should go back to their own country
orwell is mint :3
so that you can make some ugly babies that become ugly children, ugly teens, and finally ugly adults
and Andy King is a polite middle-class Jamie Vardy
tbf i've read farenheit 451 and waiting for godot which are ace books, but that was a while ago. so i guess reading more classics could be worth it.
indeed, that's all part of scenery
The gf
youtu.be
ask if there's room for one more
>not having a cheeky wank
It'll feel great mate. The smug feeling of them not knowing you're in the next room wanking over them.
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Have a cheeky wank lad
love how everyone here is 6' 5" or taller
>and people wouldn't describe you as tall.
Except they do, especially women
Just last week I tried doing OHP on a smith machine and it would hit the top before lock out. Qt, young blonde gym staff told me I'm ''pretty tall'' and can't use the smith for ohp (whereas dwarves can)
Jelly, manlet?
>WEW lad you're tall aren't ya haha
>yeah mate
>so how tall are you?
>6'5
>WEW LAD - OI DEAN... DEAN... DEAN... DEANO... DEANO... OI DEAN... DEANO... DEANO HAVE A LOOK AT HOW TALL THIS LAD IS AHA
>oi lad do you have to wear blinking lights when you go out at night so planes know you're there Ahaha
looks really comfy desu
do you remember a guy that's been
in such an early song
i've heard a rumour from ground control
'oh no don't say it's true'
Someone post more crying girls.
Stop lying, manlet
FOY
>I tried doing OHP on a smith machine
stopped reading there
you are not going to make it
>tfw 5'8
>always get cunts at the pub saying "Wew lad did they run out of fertiliser hahhahaha" yeah good one you fucking spanner
the gf at the races
HATE IT
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>tfw i'm unironically this flexible
>OHP on a smith machine
absolutely love taking the piss out of 6'4+ lanklet cunts
they think they are so hard even though they are literal twigs and awkward as fuck
Who's the most hireable
Sorry lads, but it's scientifically proven 5ft11-6ft1 is the perfect male height...best gains, while not being tiny
what the fuck is a smith machine
And you're a talentless mahrez now fuck off
Click Ukraine and Russia in Google Maps and the boarders don't turn red like all the other countries do
Bit dodgy that
>be me
>make an innocuous post about height on /brit/
>watch the sparks fly
every time
>it's impossible for people to be 6'5
Fuck off you bellsniff, not that pathetic that id lie about something like height
seem to harbor negative feelings about my gf when i'm away from her but i get in love with her whenever i see her
wonder what could the reasoning behind this be
thought this was going to be a kev edit
thumbnail looked like the face on Mars or the great storm of Jupiter
None
Can hire a man in her place who will work harder
Far right for diversity
*chooses answer that goes against what i actually believe so as to appear morally superior*
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>tfw 6'3, perfect height
who cares about gains you twat
*picks a man instead*
ah yes
I really am though but it baffles me why people would even bother lying
still no gf though :(
i don't know
*googles it*
ah, THAT thing
>and the goalposts have moved.
They haven't actually. Height has become more and more irrelevant nowadays. Anything past 5'10'' is just diminishing returns.
In our parents generation, being a 6ft man meant you were legitimately big and enviable. In only a few decades that's changed. Second generation chinks and indians can be 6'1''. Go to a sixth form and half the ugly, spotty mugs in there are giants.
Height isn't impressive anymore. Face, face, face, face, face.
>harbor
FOY
>gf
FONT
>Mfw some stupid runt was trying to ohp in the smith machine with stick arms
>Told him he was "too tall" (probably not even average height though) to save his feelings from being hurt
>Me and the girls laughed our arses off after
Im 6'3''and easily the tallest whereever I go
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had myself a giggle at this post
>tfw 5'4 and built like an Icelandic roofer
absolutely lad, judging from the thighs seems like she'd have a nice arse
noice
*posts my gf every two minutes*
if you are over 6'2 enjoy never having muscle
would you marry a swede?
>everyone on Cred Forums is 6'4
What is the point of lying to yourself? Why are you trying to make yourself sound better on an anime imageboard
Let me guess, your dad is also the CEO of Microsoft and you have a second home in Monaco? Wow. believe you mate
>it's a manlets obsess over height episode
I'm unironically 7'2
Fucking hate the stares I get since I have bad anxiety
well my dad did
Hello
My need to engage in homicidal behavior on a massive scale cannot be corrected
why are less intelligent people more likely to say "hun" on facebook xxxxxxxxxxx
No.
Because Swedes are dumb and they killed our ancestors.
creasing at all these manlets that literally cannot FATHOM being 6'5
>t-they must be lying! No one's that tall
No one said it was impossible at all, just outing you and your boring fucking lies, you tedious insecure manlet.
Alri Patrick
>tfw no road gf
>who cares about gains you twat
the gf laughed at me for pronouncing something wrong in Danish
fucking bitch I never laugh at her shitty second rate English
>99% of /brit/ is 6'5
ah yes very believable
I'm 5'8 lads
alri Marcus
Because they haven't anything interesting or original to talk about, like the gf posters.
I'm actually only 6'2" and my dad isn't a CEO he's just an army general
My gf is really hot though she could defo be a lingerie model
anyone else go perusing round town on halloween to get an eyefull of slags in slutwear?
or am I the most pathetic person here
Okay lad, keep feeling insecure because there's someone here taller than you
danish is honestly one of the ugliest languages in the world
i say that as a person who is fluent in danish and has nothing against danes
Alright everyone post their REAL heights. I'll start:6ft7
same, pretty much everyone is taller
life is fucking pointless
can ur da get me into westpoint
>if you are over 6'2 enjoy never having muscle
Only tall people post their height cause they aren't embarrassed about it
Same goes for willies
Mine is 7x6 (REALLY wish I had that extra inch of length)
Business idea: Russian roulette glory holes where just the arsehole is showing and you don't know if you're shagging a girl or a bloke.
>thinking of making an interpals account
>literally have no good photos of me
I just want to talk the foreign qts and make friends with autists ;_;
7'1, lmaoing at your life manlet
you are the most pathetic person here
my dad is junior VP at Nintendo
Is mise bás isteach tb.h mo chara
>or am I the most pathetic person here
If you dress up too, naw
If you're just walking around in your trench coat with your hand on your dick, yee
Considering everyone on Cred Forums in +6'4", you're really nothing special.
probably
Ok fine let's find out
Answer HONESTLY
strawpoll.me
strawpoll.me
strawpoll.me
>tfw didn't go to uni
>going out for freshers in my city on Friday
>going to pretend to be a student to girls
What course shall I say I'm doing? What's an alpha degree?
if a woman asks how old you think she is subtract 6 years
if a man asks how tall you think he is, add 4 inches
lads i have a big decision
my mate is moving countries in a few days, we are going clubbing tonight to celebrate
but i have work early tomorrow and it's a new job so i'm on probation
will i get sacked if i pull a sickie
No m8 you're not an American citizen and even if you were you would need a letter of recommendation from a sitting senator or congressman in your state to get in that's literally a listed requirement
iktf
on my motorbike with a helmet cam so I can wank to it later
I'm only learning it for her desu
Who /devilish/ here?
>Tfw I always post multiple replies in excess of 6ft4 to every question about height
>Always post over 8 inch cock
>Neither of those things
Considering you're clearly below that height neither are you, irrelevant little speck
astronautics
ran this through google translate for a laugh after posting it, hilarious just how wrong it gets everything.
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Honestly fucked more girls off there than I've even met of Tinder
Mathematical Finance with a year internship at some big bank
you're fucking useless and your da wears odd socks to work
i figured
8'1", 9 stone here
Say you're with Team GB
haha voted honestly
go out for a bit, don't drink too much and head home early
Cheers Facebook
thought that was norwegians
They're ours, no Prods
medicine, surgeon in particular
I'd not even bother lad, not enough jobs going round to risk it
Or just don't drink
Why lie? Or did you legit fuck one girl on there?
Lucky bastard
>n-n-no you're insecure
You're a fucking paki manlet dweeb with nothing original to say so have to make up stories to get noticed.
Everyone is over 6'4" on here, lad. This is FACT
Far more handsome than any of those tbqh
I hate those things so fucking much
I'm 8x6