/cum/ Canada USA Mexico

>tfw no american to ravage my bp

how dare you post a portrait of our king without permission

you'll rue this day, Canada

That way we'll be in a true meritocracy.

I would just become a war lord and build my harem from the ground up. It would be much better than this corrupt "society" we function in nowadays. Ironic you should mention purpose, since in my view, the collapse of modern society would return purpose which has been largely lost over the past several generations.

I agree

When the modern structure falls, it will be replaced by the same chaos that always floods in

I'm voting for Jenna in the write in section of my ballot

post bp

D.A.K.

16.10.16

>still no bf
>just more dreams of ravaging

>I would just become a war lord and build my harem from the ground up

this is CUM nice edition
not CUM spoopy edition

Janny-chan could be watching though ;o

this

Honestly think he would benefit mexico more as a president than shillary

do a disproportionate number of gays post here because it's named /cum/?

He's watching, be careful mate

>that .gif
they tried to warn us

*wees on this thread*

My sister has an American boyfriend and chances are he will come live here in Montreal.

How can I make him feel welcomed and not too homesick?

>wake up at 2 last night
>go into the kitchen to get a drink
>suddenly my door knob starts turning violently
>it's locked
>person keeps trying to turn it and starts bumping against the door
>stops
>hear footsteps walking away

What the fuck. It's an apartment complex, so it was probably some drunk asshole, but the fact that he just started turning it violently from the start makes me wonder.

>65147366

*punches you in the monocle*

*wees on ur mum*
XDDDD

rude

atheism needs to be banned

archive.is/uAPx3

State?

>My sister has an American boyfriend
J E A L O U S Y

shoot him and make him pay you for the ride to the hospital

which state is he from?

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Why didn't you look through the peep hole?

let him play with your guns when he gets gun withdrawal

one day he will come and sweep you off your feet

Speak English.

Massachussets

I like how RT's slogan is "Question More"

it always humors me

Is he black?

No, ivory white.

I really hope so, senpai.

DEADASS FUCK THOTS ON GOD B

korryn gaines dindu nuffin

I'll be ur bf

Are u cute?

no need to yell, everyone is safe here

That's the point he's a dirty anglo (at leats he's catholic) in a french speaking world. So sometimes he gets left out a little bit.

I try to be :3

if he makes no effort to learn at least some French then fuck him

mexicans aren't tho

He does, but it will take years before he's fluent.

i am safe

fuck that kind of pool makes me think of some north shore or south shore suburbs

do you live in Longueuil?

I FUCKING NEED AN ASIAN GF BUDS

How do I get one?

credit cards in the scanners

Watching rt on television is great.
Strangely included in fairly basic cable package in northern california.

I SAID EVERYONE IS SAFE HERE

go to asia and don't be a autist bud

I have an Asian gf.

I live in the beautiful shitty of Laval. That pic however is a random facebook pic I snatched from an american years ago.

I bet you live in a mayan secluded village down south

How?

Are you white?

the earth is hollow
and everyone should accept it

`
[Your city name].craigslist.com/search/ths?query=asian

WALA!

Cut down de tall trees

At least you're not being a cunt guy. I know too many Quebecois that are anal about french. Sorry about telling you to speak English. Maybe try learning a few dishes that he might like, or maybe take him to a bar.

That's still not the line.

>american couples

>falseflagging as a montrealer

REEEEEEE, dont you have a QC city politician you need to lobby to get more metro stops in laval?

t. Mama San

>Learning SAS
>They came up with some really complicated way to let students learn it at home without actually giving them the software, like a VM or something
>pirate it so I can do whatever
Top wew

It's time to cut Cutler

Actually publit transit in Laval got really interesting in the last 5 years, so no need for additional stops yet. And the new guy in place is not a corrupted motherfucker like the last guy.

Nice

lel, for WHO?

Me on the right.
Your mom on the left.

You're so nice!
Tu es tellement gentil!
Je te coeur!

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Yes I'm white.

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Do you think a black guy has a chance of getting an asian gf?

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asians and whites have little to no interaction with one another where i live, despite having a huge asian population inter racial couples are rare, it's rare that you even see whites and asians as friends hanging out

thank you bby

Well I,m the kind who's anal about french, but the kid never learned it at school.

Unlike those shitty anglos from Montreal who have mandatory french courses, live in a francophone province and can't speak a single word of english.

God Emperor of Laval

honestly you guys should fuck off and just build bus routes like VIVA in the suburbs north of toronto

>yes I'm white

>QB blew his knee out in preseason
>RB hurt himself week 1
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Yes totally. Maybe not in America though unless you are willing to settle for Filipinos.
It's just like being at university, huh?

>colleague committed suicide

>Im not white

Laval is too close to Montréal to have those buses. ALll the Northern shore towns have them tough. They go to Montréal or Laval metros. On the far south shore, buses go downtown.
In Laval regular city buses and Metro gets you anywhere in Montreal fast.

What happened?

>c'est un fil anglo-montrealais

merci m. anglo

>It's just like being at university, huh?
i wouldn't know

but the chinese population here generally self segregates, it also doesn't help that most of them are terrified of absolutely everything

He's just in a better world now user.

>I drakepost

Are you the same guy who was posted about his depression on one of these threads a couple days ago?

>depression

Well, what was it then?

the guy who kept talking about joining kurds to fight isis?

didnt you say the other day he went on medical leave for depression or something

>dépression

youtube.com/watch?v=tyHMseaLy88

My conclusion is that only some Asians care about interacting with white people. To all the others, Western connections are only a symbol of status and wealth. I don't know why those Asians who are genuinely interested in Western culture don't make a greater effort to interact with non-Asians.

>(You) after (You)

Nothing wrong with that

>tfw you cook something but don't add enough salt and now it tastes really boring and it's the kind of food where you can't just sprinkle a bit more salt on to make it better so you feel like throwing it all aways but it would be a waste

Lil B confirmed for anime

>it's the kind of food where you can't just sprinkle a bit more salt on to make it better

what? i can't think of a single food like this

Less salt is better than too much. You can always add more but you can't really take salt away.

Pasta.

Youre saying theres no need for BRT in laval and that the STL satisfies your needs right now?

what? you can easily sprinkle some salt on pasta

wish I had a qt internet Chinese-Canadian girlfriend tbqh

lulu please come back

it's a crustless quiche more or less
I'd have to mash the whole thing in order to properly add the salt into the dish now after it's done baking or it would just sit there top and roll off the side
or i could sprinkle a bit on every fork I'll put into my mouth

Nah. Pasta is terrible if you don't salt the water while you're cooking it. The flavor profile is completely different if you just sprinkle it on after cooking.

The BRT in Laval will just replace the actual train. No big differences, but they're modernizing the whole railway so go for it. The West train is a rolling hell on rush hours. It's so packed. For 400 000 people they have 6 train stations (West, Centre, Eats) 3 subway stations amnd a more than decent bus service. So all good in Laval.

>wish I had a qt internet Chinese-Canadian girlfriend tbqh

sprinkling some on top would work just fine

just put some salt on the plated noodles with sauce

i never salt my noodle water

>was planning on going to the mall last weekend to get some ink for printer
>decided to be lazy piece of shit instead
>check news
>there was a stabbing at the mall when I wanted to go
being a lazy good for nothing saved me some mild inconvenience due to blocked roads

yay

Clearly, you've never sampled Quebecois Ching Chong e-puss.

>sprinkling some on top would work just fine
i just told you it doesn't

>i never salt my noodle water
what the fuck is wrong with you

Tell that to the police when they come knocking on your door.

>I post on /ck/

unless I saw it happen that would be unlikely, they'd consult mall security footage not random people.

witness testimony is pretty fucking useless for the most part I hear

Seriously a quebec vietnamese mix is the best a man can have.

He thinks pasta is just noodles. Don't try to argue with him.

>he posts on /vg/

Red Dead Redemption was an okay game up until you get into Mexico, then it became the greatest game of this decade.

The story expanded 10 fold. You think you're just after Bill Billson, then you get dragged into a revolution, fighting on both sides just to find out the rebels have been harboring Javier the entire time. Mexico made this game for me.

Don't make fun of me

Fuck off! /ck/ chan is best chan

well some people use the term pasta and noodles interchangeably

though if you say pasta you should be referring to a complete meal

you honestly find that putting a little bit of salt in the water you boil the noodles in makes that big of a difference?

I liked carrying people and putting them on my horse.

And getting drunk.

>he supports anime

>he posts on /soc/

Did someone mention Ja/ck/?

I'm Ja/ck/ing you!

My favorite thing was playing poker and liars dice, then drawing my gun after I would lose. You'd get into a stand off until someone fired a shot. I also liked just beating the shit out of everyone.

>he posts on Cred Forums

at least post new webm's

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>you honestly find that putting a little bit of salt in the water you boil the noodles in makes that big of a difference?
it makes a big difference
of course you're not just gonna put a pinch of salt in the pot because then you won't be able to taste anything
1 tablespoon per liter
try it next time ya dingus

Is he wrong?

I bought the undead DLC but never played it. I should really get around to that, it was an amazing game.

The horseback in the game was quite fun. It also had something I get angry about not seeing in any other games. When you were riding or walking along with NPCs you could hold a button to keep pace with them. I hate how you're either faster or slower than npcs in games and have to follow them with quests and stuff. Read Dead was the only game to make following or riding with people feel natural.

>I post on Cred Forums

This is the place i work in

i have tried it, i don't notice a difference

generally my sauces are so rich in flavor, savory and salty it wouldnt change anything

comfy

please post interiors or across the street

Nice! Are you an artist?

>he posts on Cred Forums

>generally my sauces are so rich in flavor

How much do you make?

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i make my own sauce from scratch if i'm having a white sauce pasta

Pork roast is the easiest thing to cook, how did he fuck it up that bad

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>i make my own sauce from scratch if i'm having a white sauce pasta

>people unironically talking about cooking
Wtf? Are you women or something?

looks cozy

>he doesnt grill his own steaks

>Letting in a women in your prep station

why does that even exist?

making white sauce is so incredibly easy that wouldn't even help you much

I can just feel her lying to me, it pains me

unluckiest of trips confirm; you must kill her now

cuck

Will I get a qt white virgin gf if I join the Anglican church?

downwithjackscalfani.wordpress.com/jack-scalfanis-atrocious-behaviour/

really makes the chicken sizzle

No, but you might get a virgin bf because that church allows literal faggots

I killed my family in RDR, it was one of the funniest things I ever figured out in a video game. You have to use the shotgun spray to be able to hit them.

>being desperate enough to join religion
Lel

I'm a Jew now.

not even an act of god can get a girl to touch your teeny peeny, user

which is just as well since he doesn't exist. now feed me more yous!

Are there any stereotypes specifically about people from Montana, Wyoming, Idaho, Utah, and/or Colorado? If so, what are they?

Thanks, it's ironic coming from you. We understand each other

My penis isn't tiny

>Utah
lots of mormons

For everything but Colorado, that they're boring. For Colorado, DUDE WEED LMAO lately, being cold Texans in general.

Idaho: Libertarians, muh potatoes
Utah: mormons as far as the eye can see
Colorado: Muh rockies, muh snow. DUDE WEED, LMAO

>Montana, Wyoming

ranchers

>Idaho

neo-nazi/white separatists

> Utah

mormons

>Colorado

dude weeeed or crazy mass killers

I live in Utah. Ask me anything. (If you use the m-word, you get no (You)'s)

Okay, sure. Ask anything that's not about the one interesting part of your state. What's your favorite part of the fucking desert?

Everyone living in Utah should be killed

I want to move to Idaho now

are you part of the church of latter day saints?

Does Utah have chick fil a

The fact that it leads into Nevada, a much better state.

do you want to be a potato farmer that badly?

Yes. They close at like 9, though, so I've only been once

I want to be the kommandant of an anti-government white nationalist militia

Interesting, thanks lads.

Do you like living in Utah? Why/why not?

Why

>mfw surrouded by hills and mountains that repels tornados and hurricanes and ony get comfy rain while the south get's flooded

No. Unless you're part of a specific religion, everyone thinks they're above you. Anything political not associated with their religion is pretty much illegal.

memes

Is it really that prevalent there? What percentage of the state are they?

Move to sanfran or vancouver.

You fuck

My town seems to attract naders

Does any American here want to be my bf?
I can make a really good poutine! >:3

Are you a second generation Chinese immigrant? Is the penis feminine?

I'm French-Canadian.
And idk

>Quebec
dropped, try to get some other american to touch your filthy hole

What's wrong with Quebec? ;3;

only mutants live there

you probably have some kind of flipper

overall, I am displeased

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>tfw

This is where I work.

They're over 90% of the state, barring Salt Lake City.

I don't have a job

Good lad.

not the same user who works there
but i had a job in one coffee/snack place and they're one of the most comfy jobs a person can get

Moving to a house with no neighbors in a school zone lads. Am I in for maximum comfy or what? I am glad to finally have a yard and some privacy again.

I backtraced your location. Currently en route to the drive thru

No. I only will accept offers from a British female

>go to watch TV
>see this

What do?

Nice Barney pillow.

Inb4 get pussy.

>MLP Pillow
Kys

What's wrong with mlp?

This is obviously a family's home. Don't be such an angry little shit, I know puberty is hard but don't take it out on people who are already dealing with pubescent children.

Calm down lad

>y-you mad
Quit the damage control. You don't realize you're already dead.

Why are you angry over a joke?

>tell somebody to kill themselves
>"it's just a joke, bro!"

KYS.

im the type of nigga that'll leave a horses head in ya bed

Can we all just be friends?

It's just a joke bro

friendship is magic

kys

Who's your favorite pone?

On my way to fuck yo bitch

don't be so angry over a joke

>In her mental status exam Maria knew where she was, who she was, and the date; this demonstrates she was ___ times 3.
Can any psychology friends help me? I want to say well within limits, but that makes no sense

Canadians get out

Reeeeeeee

Any answer other than Twilight is wrong.

oriented

All the stuff I saw about this show, I never anticipated how fucking stupid this guy's voice is. It's beautiful.

ah, yes, the so-called "your man"

michael jackson didn't molest any kids tbqh

B-but I like Starlight Glimmer.

Get the fuck out

>Starlight Glimmer

Literally who?

do you have any facts to support this alleged kiddy fiddling?

me neither

The best pone in the show.

think im gonna go cook some some supper buds

me on the left

i hope mummy brings me home some pizza

I'll show you some fucking pie. come here

>not tendies
shit taste desu

It's disappointing because he has good "douchebag" design

>That racist Pepe
Like OMG y do white peoples be thinking that all us black folks are criminals

What did she mean by this?

how many layers of irony are you on?

awful post

Doom II> Ultimate Doom

Canadians get in

Reeeeee

jia you jia you

thoughts?

Right, that's it. I'm moving to rural Northern Alberta and there's literally nothing you can do to stop me.

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Watching Madoka right now. Comfy af.

Any average Russian guy equipped with a bottle of alcohol would be able to kick their asses

watching this
dailymotion.com/video/xwzgyx_around-the-world-in-80-gardens-6-china-and-japan_lifestyle

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Stay as far away from Edmonton as possible, and you'll be fine.

Do it bitch I bet you wont

>Caring about British people

the vodka alone will kill the russian
You autist

I'd like to see some snownigger square up against a proud aryan Peruvian fat off of pigeons.

Edmonton is a wonderful city, but I'll stay away anyway because it's the rural life for me now.

We both know you wouldn't say that to my face mate, so why say it online?

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you talk funny

and here we go again

Haha, true

*blushes* lets get a drink and watch some porn

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The fat fuck's never here at the right time

did you bring /lat/ here? for what purpose?

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>did you bring /lat/ here?
Fuck no. This shit usually happens every week

My neighbors dog escaped from the house again and I caught it. It's now in my room.

I think I'll keep him for the night

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I think thats theft, user

I talk completely normally, although my accent is sure to aid me in >find gf 2017 when I move.

I have already masturbated once this evening, so watching porn at this stage would be a completely fruitless endeavour.

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>you will never be known for duo spamming across multiple boards on Cred Forums
also dont make a new thread until they leave

Good lad. Teach him about the bourgeoisie.

Even if I return it in the morning? It's such a qt

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First for 4:20 (mountain time)

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This is why animeposters need to be gassed

new

last for benis :DDDDD

benis