My sister is in Italy right now. She's going to study there for a few months. Is there anything I should tell her?

She's gonna get railed. Tell her to buy condoms.

Tell her not to order the Boipucci Al Pesto

They recently legalised fapping in public so long a child doesn't see.

It is legal to feel a womans ass but if she says no you can't do it a second time.

MAMA? MAMA LUIGI?

youtube.com/watch?v=JQPPbi_kGLI

tell her to always do her best vito corleone impression whenever she meets new people

they really like it when you do that

shes about to get culturally enriched by the locals and by locals I mean Lybian refugees

she finna get Mustafah'd

> tight white american pussy taking BIG BLACK COCK

Are mobs still the craze in Italy?

Nothing.
Italians are an extremely boring people.
They hate themselves, they're lazy, they're beta (sorry, Italians, courting worked in the 50s, not in 2016), they put pussy on a pedestal.
Your sister will be fucking a guy like me (Moroccan), because unlike Italians we are actually masculine.

Nobody puts meatballs on pasta but Americans.

ill put my meatballs on your wifes face.

t. tyrone

ma quanto so simpatici sti cazzo di americani ahh

contaci...

do Italians really talk with their hands a lot?

a bit not like the stereotypes

ahhaahahhahahhahahahahahaha ma che cazzo stai a dì

yes it's because of their low IQ they have to use gestures to express themselves, like when mongoloids raise their arms to express anger.

Oh and OP italians might let your sister use their moms bull, they'll prep it and all. How can small dicked GABAGOOLS even compare?

low iq kek
they civlizied you barbarians twice

shout the fuck up stupid danish faggot...

damn you are pathetic

yes and they also used lead for plumbing which turned them bat shit insane.
sort of like whats going on in north america where you """people""" are polluting your drinking water and your diets consists mostly of fat and sugar.
have fun prepping your moms bull m80
Wew sure showed me [...]

put your fucking danish biscuit in your ass pls

well meme'd

when here we killed Julius Caesar your people was still naked and hunted marmots...

>when here we killed Julius Caesar
Oh please do tell me more of YOUR deeds, last I checked the italian economy is in tatters your previous prime minister berlusconi ruined everything was was corrupt as fuck.
But that means nothing because
>WE
>WUZ
>ROMANZ
>AND
>SHIET

WOW you are a very mature that insulting the mom...

B R A V O
R
A
V
O

Why go to Italy when New Jersey exists?

yes yes yes berlusconi yes... whe have deebs but we still important in europe and in the world

are you recording?
BRAVOH

RIP

Well you should do because it's better than bolognaise

tell her to have a good time

my grandmother puts meatballs-a in spaghetti sometimes, but they're not spicy

brb getting gangbanged and sending the video to my boyfriend

t. italian girl

mate this is a
blasphemy ahahah

If she is staying with a family, prepare her for wine during breakfast, lunch and dinner. I spent Christmas in Genoa last year and they literally stuffed me with food.

> She's going to """"""""study"""""""""
You know that she is going to fuck with a different stranger every night, don't you?
I know those Erasmus bitches

like you wouldn't do the same

But i'm not a women

>Is there anything I should tell her?
Tell her she is a whore
Only whores do exchange

>Going to study in Italy
When will they learn

Remember

CREAMINI
IN
PANINI

lei mangia la mia banana
EJEIEJIEJIEHUEHEUHEUHEU

Tell her not to murder any of my countrywomen and then get away with it because the Italians are too incompetent to arrest anyone properly

are you serious? Meatballs, ketchup and pasta is a standard dish here.

Not a "fine dining dish", but something you cook easily at home and eat during weekdays.

>ketchup
YOU FUCKING WHAT?

This is why I love Aussie posters desu probably cause I'm 6 beers deep

>lead pipes
ITT: literally ancient memes

Fuck yes. Its like our national dish. Meatballs could be replaced with falukorv though (a sausage from the middle of Sweden), both are common choices.

Pasta, Heinz ketchup and meatballs or sausages - standard dish.

remind her of the wonderful Italian cuisine!

Your sister just woke up.

Go with her to prep the BMC (big med cock)

Don't kill a roommate

Like, I read the entirety of this thread chuckling at bants being exchanged over food and culture yadda yadda.
But school? HAH
If you honestly think americlap """education""" is even remotly comparable to italian one, you're delusional just as much as it takes for your people to believe they've won vietnam.

>this one eternally assblasted legonigger

t. cornuto

ONE
FUCKING
LETTER

What does she study?

t. Abdul ibn-Walid from Pakistan

there's a danish dude in my uni class, he's very autistic, but I dig his SS look.