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what did he do to the poo in loos?

Reminder that today is commie butthurt day

The fucker said he only victimized poos as he thinks victimizing flips is against his ethics. kek

Poos won't even file a case against him because they thought it was a waste of time until the local mob caught him and urged those victims to file.

rizalls.lib.admu.edu.ph:8080/ebooks2/Primitivo Mijares.pdf


To celebrate pls read and buy a copy

I like alice no matter what

But i like her best when she jacks me off while in traffic jams.

What does /asean/ think of this?
youtube.com/watch?v=7VlNXtccG8k

hentai girls are hot
i love some ninja pussy

youtu.be/jKkDsq60luA

This

> slowly creeping to bagong silang

news.abs-cbn.com/news/09/21/16/3-tulak-droga-patay-sa-engkwentro-sa-malate

Finally!

Honestly, this was a funny watch. Love it!

I'd watch it desu

kek

gmanetwork.com/news/story/582154/news/metro/suspected-summary-execution-victim-found-in-manila


soon

Lucky dude.

i want to sniff and lick ilani's asshole

Im gonna steal the sin plushie from my imouto.

>Noah 2014 (Noah becomes pro-choice)

>basically Noah's son looking to lose his virginity before the flood happens
>Noah goes to local village to find wives for his young sons
>but is disgusted to see that people there are selling their daughters for food, so he goes home
>Noah's son angered that he will go to heaven a virgin, runs away
>Hermoine, an adopted daughter of Noah runs after him and they fok
>eventually though Noah's son finds a rapefugee girl and decides to bring her
>but she is caught by a bear trap and left to die by Noah
>locals also want to get into the ark, but Noah wants them all dead and uses angel golems to fight them off
>one of the mob manages to get in, guilt trips Noah for leaving that rapefugee girl die and he starts eating the birds inside
>Hermoine finds out that she is pregnant using some medieval pregnancy test
>Noah decides that humanity should die out, so he becomes pro-choice and tries to kill the twin babies
>Noah could not do this and becomes a drunk
>Noah's son runs off to live on his own
>And Noah's youngest son is left to repopulate the world with Hermoine's twin daughters, who is also his niece

Alice a slut

please stop posting my wife's old pictures

Cred Forumsernational love

>watching cuckrabando

Where are the

A N I M E S
N
I
M
E
S

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sports girl
seishun pop
sow (dropped)
lilith's cord

Go Away, You Corrupt Old Fuck

based duts will nullify

Alice and her sister have threesome with me

Me and you

No anime
Only pinoy politik

How many hours a day do you sleep?

is it true that indons hijacked a plane in NAIA to go to ME?

this is a typical Australian primary school in Sydney in 2016.

We're lucky to have so many cute lolis

it was a false alarm

>only 28 asian out of 36 students
AHAHHAHAHA, fucking racist. It has to be 100% minority m8

looks more like bangkok elementary desu

...

I only see 2.5 whites in the pic I posted plus one poo in loo

i wonder what their time tables look like

>Great Britain had killed Arabs and then EU now has the gall to condemn me. I repeat it, fuck you.

Didnt he know about Brexit?
Also what's wrong with bombing Arabs anyway?

Pilot is pulling a pretending to be retarded card.

this looks more like singapore

Hi chink.

Singaporean that got their Australian PR

WE DID IT REDDIT
ARABOO AND ABA BTFO
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

B O L E H

pray 5 times a day, IED class 9am-10am, Quran reading 11am-12am, wail singing 1pm-2pm

oil, oil, oil

Not really, UK hates bombing arabs too. wonder why brits always vote neutral when it comes to Israel in the UN?

Poorfags hate Ahok though. Even if he wins, then percentage of poorfags in Jakarta falls :^)

t. ikhwan

I want Prabowo to annex Philippines

>implying poorfags have their Jakarta KTP

the last time we annexed a cucktholic cunt, they became a snitch

>he doesn't want to lick Teman Ahok's cry
t. Tjahyadi

Soon lads, soon.

WTF I hate poorfags now.

Australia will be asian

...

BANNING FPI when?
funny enough he got lots of support from NU people
for what purpose?

Make Nusantara Great Again.

>Sydney

Explains everything

How do you feel about this?

nah i refuse for united republic
better like federation system its similar to what explained in Nagarakretagama book

found this gem on jewtube
funny hypocrite salafist retard

nu with their muh pluralism meme has been a chink supporter atleast since gus dur became the president

...

So i've been to Indonesia, Malaysia and Singapore. I am super impressed and my dick got hard just from meeting lots of cutie there. I had succeed to get laid while in Indonesia and Malaysia but not in Singapore, SG girls are nice but it seems like they are not into sex thing, they are more into their gadgets, probably masturbating with their iPhone too. #BAKA

tl;dr

how to pick up a Singaporean girl?

Federal Monarchy is the best system desu.

are they conspiring for another bombing? holy shit reported. fucking derrorists i swer XDD

Be rich handsome.

Be rich

Maybe they are not into kpop

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Five_Cs_of_Singapore

be bule
sg doesn't like chinky face because they already see chinks everyday

>Pluralism meme
we've been plural since thousand years ago retard though we should be suspicious for new chink migrant
he's going full allahu akbar first the girls playing innocent and explaining human should love each other as gods creation
then he start full flirting low level tier calling her cutie ask for introduction

eww i am broke like MC Hammer

>Cash, Car, CC, Condo, Country Club
What the fuck, aren't they already rich as fuck, i heard that 1 out of 6 Singaporean is a millionaire.

fuck you

not have Zika

>we've been plural since thousand years ago retard though we should be suspicious for new chink migrant
learn moar about orde baru history, steven sanjaya

like playing with chinks enterpreneur
or what?
and you didnt refute my argument of pluralism history in this country
n im not chink jadi bocah jangan pecicilan kowe

hmm

fun fact: Sauron gave 9 kings of middle-earth rings that turned them into Nazguls

>all that chinkyface
Hmmm

>all that malaysian face
ftfy

youtube.com/watch?v=YQtFGjmSzrY
youtube.com/watch?v=cn_nJmMoO6g

PURE 100% MINANG BLOOD

most of them got syailendra's blood
i can sense it

Autonomous province of Malaxisia

funny thing about Malaysia, their man looks better than their woman and i am not even gay.

there's always a possibility

>minang is chink
Not a surprise desu. My minang friend looks like Korean.

I agree. I feel bad when a good looking senior in my uni married a fairly ugly girl. And it was when they're both in engineering course, at least the guy should've wait after he graduated and pick up secretaries/teachers/doctors who are in general more good looking.

funny thing about Korea, their men tries hard to look more feminine than their women and i am absolutely disgusted.

so where did you go in indonesia?

proxy/vpn exit gate test

Fuck off Blake.

Now I have a reason why I have no gf

delet

BOLT 4G keeps getting me banned from 4chins for apparently using a VPN gate. Surprisingly it didn't this time

Cred Forums pass

proxy on the floor nao!!

Cred Forums pass

Cred Forums pass

More like Tributary Clique state of Malaxisia

learn more about discrimination to non javanese muslim, especially to chink and how java centralist orde baru was, steven
after that conclude yourself whether pluralism did exist by the facto or not in indonesia

not this time

Shut up, don't reply to me ever again.

yeah you're definitely gay dude

Jakarta and Bali. I managed to get laid in those cities.

Is Nur Fazura looks alike is rarity?

LOL pretty much true but that's for people who are wanting to get into ShowBiz, most of us are masculine enough.

r-rude!

reported for using proxy :)

post your pick-up lines

I don't live in Chinkney or Muslimbourne so I don't really care tbqh famalam

Flipbong has hairloss

Ultra rare

Yes. If you want to find good looking one, avoid KL and go to the nearest UiTM. Most famous one for girls are Shah Alam and Lendu.

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

Sydney and Melburne will become Hong Kong and Shanghai in the next ten years

Hopefully they don't pull a canada

>tfw induction day today for 2nd year
>tfw we're supposed to make appointments to see our personal mentor last year
>tfw didn't even see my personal mentor after 1st year induction week
I hope I don't have to meet up with her

just the regular "Wanna go out for coffee?" because when a girl agrees it's a about time before we're going to have sex.

Try doing nothing

It might work. Tomorrow I'll become british

Melbourne already has I reckon. I went there earlier this year and the asian to white ratio was like 10:1. But there was heaps of qt Asians tho.

>Hasil penelitian terbaru yang dirilis dalam Jurnal Environmental Research Letters (ERL) menyatakan perkiraan sebanyak 100.300 jiwa orang meninggal lebih awal selama musim asap besar tahun 2015 lalu, dimana 91.600 jiwa di antaranya di Indonesia.
Remove smoke

Please remove my buttplug

I am not surprised since I do know a lot of my schoolmates that go to Aussie

They will return with an Aussie accent or probably settle there

Jeepneys back then were so small but then your mom as born

I hope the Indian guy that works in the UK border force intimidates you :^)

>tfw freshers fayre is also on today
I want to try the harry potter society and flipsoc

Are you really a native korean? How big is your dick?

It's only intimidating the first time. After that it is just a bore.

>Harry potter society
What would you do? Pretend to be wizard like we pretend to be girls here?

I heard that average Korean penis reach 3inches

playing victim much?
implying you are the one got victimized all indonesian got victimized from orde baru era look out our burden of debt,
implying orde baru wasnt discriminating muslim too NU got hit hard look out for Gus dur history how every time he go preaching, shadowed by military men in civilian dress and how operation naga hijau to kill muslim clergies when popularity of gus dur on the rise in east java turned out and how orde baru remnants inciting poso conflict and other conflict during early 2000.
with recent economic progress decentralization is on the way
if you are a christian come to NU people they will protect you from wahhabist araboo retard
>whether pluralism did exist by the facto or not in indonesia
cant into history much? or is this a conclusion from debating some youtubers or normiebook retard or worse jonru army?

delet that rood post, only girls here >_>

and kinda, I guess they watch harry potter films, read books, go to conventions and dress up. memebership fee is £5 lmao

with whom nightclub whores or college whores

Yes. I am the only real girl here. The rest are traps :3

Enjoy being a wizard. By that I mean a virgin when you reach 30 years of age.

Here is a spell you can learn

Cuckus repellus

>I am not surprised since I do know a lot of my schoolmates that go to Aussie
For like general visiting? Or education programs?

>They will return with an Aussie accent or probably settle there
Kek coming back with an Aussie accent would be pretty funny, especially if they've only been here a small amount of time but I'm not sure whether our accent is that contagious.

what does /asean/ think of ragnarok online

For education.

>kek coming back with an Aussie accent would be pretty funny
I can't wait to see, if my schoolmates ever come around to having a reunion ;_;

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>inb4 they forget to remember you

>implying orde baru wasnt discriminating muslim too NU got hit hard look out for Gus dur history how every time he go preaching, shadowed by military men in civilian dress and how operation naga hijau to kill muslim clergies when popularity of gus dur on the rise in east java turned out and how orde baru remnants inciting
not muslim discrimination
pure political conflict
>poso conflict
once again not muslim discrimination shit
it's up to you whether you beleive me or not
poso conflict was NOT religion conflict
my professor was sent to poso when poso conflict happened and after doing some research
he concluded that poso conflict happened because of social jealousy
the cucktholic was poor native who used to be under portuguese and the muslim was rich migrants came from makasar
the muslim migrants suddently ruled the economy of poso and made the natives got jealous
that's the root of the conflict
>cant into history much? or is this a conclusion from debating some youtubers or normiebook retard or worse jonru army?
i don't really care about facebook or youtube
but do you?
do your post based on googling and reading random shit from people's blog or real academic study?

It's ok Flipbong, I will be your friend if they forget you.

My classmates probably forgotten about me too

the first mmorpg I played was Cabal, although I remember older mmos

My close friend who poison me with GC play it. It seems fun

>For education
I'n not that surprised now I think about it. We aren't the most interesting country, all we got it like big rock, big reef and big dish tray building ._.

>I can't wait to see, if my schoolmates ever come around to having a reunion ;_;
I hope so malaybro, if they don't I may have to go around to their houses to give them a slapping because no one dogs their mates.

baka I will make love potion and slip it on a qt's tea, preferably private school girl

...

Shalom aleychem

What about all the koalas, kangaroos and all the animals and plants that wanna kill you?

Thank you for avenging me Ausfriend. It means so much. Loneliness is a painful thing

Pedophilus repellus

What does /asean/ think of Mount and Blade?

The first Jewish wizards will be in the next Harry Potter film, the Goldstein family

Looks clunky, probably for poorfags who dont have good pc

lel you sound like different person here
and i dont see your point on pluralism yet

What about Bannerlord?

>What about all the koalas, kangaroos and all the animals and plants that wanna kill you?
Good for keeping away people who fear for their life. Not good for tourism. And kangaroos and koalas are only good in baby form, once they grow into adults they turn into assholes.

>Thank you for avenging me Ausfriend. It means so much. Loneliness is a painful thing

I know the feels friend, I know the feels all to well.

Yes to drugs you monkeys

Best game out there, I play a lot of Napoleonic War. One day Cred Forums should hold a server battle. Prussia obviously best team

Only downside is that the fucking server chat is full of political faggots, who keep going on and on about the US elections

The koalas are a lie ;_;

Can't believe they are assholes. Too much eucalyptus?

At least you all won't betray me right guys?

Hope my pc can handle it..

*kills the prime minister of malaysia*

I learned that according to Catholic teaching, certain "evils" are to be allowed as to minimize any negative consequences for society as a whole.

Like prostitution where it is reasoned that it is better to legalize it to minimize any sexual crime for example.

I guess sin is ok if it is for the greater good. I masturbate to avoid raping girls which will be much worse :^)

>check youtube video
>youtube.com/watch?v=czfPYoJ7PTY
>looks like its playing at 30fps

Into the trash.jpg

>the Malaxian Prime Minister in Zoolander
top kek,

*teleports behind you and slap your butt*

Whats good afternoon snack?

Holy shit. I looked it up, and the Asian release of the movie changed all references to the Malaysian PM to refer to the Micronesian PM

But why male models?

Pisang goreng and milo.

>unreleased game

Tofu dipped in sambal trasi for dem protein

Would you a white girl /asean/?

> dat pic

But honestly. If she's hot and into me, why not?

youtube.com/watch?v=AJJyt-WXTyw

I dropped it because assassins are too OP in PVP. I miss mai agi-knight waifu ;_;

>Can't believe they are assholes. Too much eucalyptus?

Yeah, and STDs. They're heavy fucks too and got some nasty claws on them. They're alright if they've grown up around humans like in a zoo, but wild ones can be douchebags to people and propertyal alike.

>At least you all won't betray me right guys?

Wasn't planning on it friend.

because no hot girls ever into you, right?

Renewal is good :^)

>and milo
Is that what I think it is? Or is it coincidentally some Malay name for something else?

No because I'm gay

Are koalas edible? Are there any news of chinks trying to cook them?

I have a friend who migrated to AUS and I've asked him if he have seem roos playing in his subdivision. He said he never seen one, and if they did they would cook them.

What else? Or are you thinking that faggot ''""'''"journalist''""''''

>Yfw

Yep. Milo of Nestlé. Milo commonly associated with any choco drink here.

Y-yes. ;_;

if only WOE 2.0 was implemented so much earlier. WOE 1.0 is shit and only panders to sorcs, lk, ma, sn, and bios.

Yes, it is the drink.
From the wiki
>Milo has a 90% market share in Malaysia

No wonder she goes back to that prison cell all the time.

these sreams scape goating 101

>Are koalas edible?
They are. But because of their mainly eucalyptus diet, they don't taste very good.

>Are there any news of chinks trying to cook them
Not that I've seen, but it wouldn't surprise me if someone's tried and it hasn't been on the news.

>I have a friend who migrated to AUS and I've asked him if he have seem roos playing in his subdivision. He said he never seen one, and if they did they would cook them

They put up a fight and can easily fuck a dude up. Their kicks can crush rib cages. I'd probably just settle with buy some from the supermarket.

>What else? Or are you thinking that faggot ''""'''"journalist''""''''
I know literally nothing about Malay cuisine so it could be anything for all I know and Milo makes more than just the powder.

Damn. Had no idea it had a massive worldwide market. But apparently our TV shows are also shown all around Europe and are popular as fuck, and we didn't even know that either.

We just think most Australian made things don't get popular outside Australia.

so whats mr freestylo doing right now? i heard he got married and had kids no? but then again that was ages ago

>mfw I realized that I listen to hardcore music again unconsciously

>The panel granted the drug lords and inmates immunity from suit in exchange for their testimony.


they know they are going down might as well make it easier on them and blame her since
newsinfo.inquirer.net/657356/drug-lords-rule-new-bilibid-prison

yellowtards are stupid ugly people anyway

how's the celebration going?

rappler.com/nation/146646-martial-law-playlist-45th-anniversary

I watched Mako mermaids, MKR, spelling bees and random stuff from Australian channels. Australian (& NZ) meat and dairy products are also quite popular. My personal preference would be I would choose Aussie products over the American ones because the quality is almost the same but more cheaper than the American products.
>and of course, America = Israeli, so naturally people here will try to avoid them and prefers Aussie products instead.

which one post it

There was this malay song that sounds like an anime ost.

youtu.be/8KTYhmVJghs

youtube.com/watch?v=kynUSL8fr_4
N-no bully.

Title?

I forgot.

rappler.com/world/regions/asia-pacific/indonesia/bahasa/englishedition/146840-abu-sayyaf-ransom-indonesian-hostages
>MNLF and ASG shared the ransom money
Wew lad

Hello

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I wish it was Japan rather than China.
>tfw chink was slaughtered by Nips. Nips was kind with malay.
Axis powers, why do you have to lose.. ;_;

>kind
Free truck ride to Myanmar is not exactly happy ending nor does munching boiled cassava with tree barks.

If Japan won, they'll be no anime though.

Now I wished they won too

Malays are submissive and destined to lose.

Bornean domination when?

Right after the second pacific war.

>tfw 30 slides of PHP WIP to do for tomorrow presentation
>after 9 hour of class
im ded

On the bright side, there would be high speed train across Asean. Wheee~~

Why no animu though?

I don't think so. They are just innocent children living in a sinful and evil world. Being manipulated and brainwashed by bongs for decades, the result is a destroyed soul.

>Why no animu
Hmm, I heard they drew inspiration from Disney which largely became successful following the post-war boom. Might be wrong tho Idk tbqh

After some recommendations from our elders
tonight..
my friends and i will declare full jihad against some kuntilanaks carrying dead babies who terrorizing girls in my village
since they ignore our ultimatum to cease haunting girls and move out to diferent place deep in the jungle 2 days ago
wish us luck Asean friend

High speed until our border brother

will you nail them on the head to make them your eternal waifu?

Cant be helped, nobody has naval cannons that can outrange the bongs and no matter how much indian troops or chinese mercenaries you kill they just ship them by the thousands.
>high speed train across Asean
To do that you need a true madman to rip off half the railway in ASEAN and put one that is compatible with everyone or build multiple tracks and then electrify it.
But that might be their ancestral clay, what about their human rights.

You don't get to bring (reptilian) friends.

Tfw I got some Hanyuu display with no body, but has headless K1 body

Silly bulk 2nd hand Jap items.

People here knows and likes Steve Irwin, The Crocodile Hunter.

its just meme actually,they can shape into cute girls but it need high energy,the one who like to troll people is the bad one i wouldn't recommend it since it will cost your life
these things placing themselves in the empty house here literally illegal migrants
we asked them whats their problem
they said like you said we dont believe them since the house just got emptied few years ago and they are liars dont trust them

Can qt traps be mass transport too, if possible, daily? :3

The idea was, if the earlier tracks during WW2 was completed, it will serve as the base and just needs to be upgraded to high speed rail.
>the sacrifice of our ancestors building the tracks will not be wasted

you don't want a pontianak waifu?

Thailand is the best in the region for their horror films

Unlike Malaysian """""horror"""""" film
youtube.com/watch?v=EDC0fDqIRGM

>pontianak waifu
What do you mean by this?
>a waifu that happen to be pontianak
>a waifu from pontianak
That pontianak user's cousin is waifu material.

kek

ofc I'm talking about the kunti. I'm not even aware that there's a place named pontianak until you mentioned it.

What a boring night

The Malaya railway predates WW2, they even used armoured train to fight Japan in Siam during the war.
Besides you don't just "upgrade" to HSR, the tracks is different than a standard cargo train. You have to plan for years, negotiate for land, pay for the land, get a gorillion steel, lay the tracks, electrify it as well as the power plants to provide the power on top of the industrial base to provide the spare parts and technicians.
Only way you can skip these steps is by being gommie since the land belongs to the people AKA the party they can just chuck people off their land and move labour by the millions.
Besides without proper planning railways will fall into disrepair and wasted, Israel doesn't have them and Lebanon never recovered their rail since their war. Even the Burma we and Indonesia died for is gone, the rail was not repaired, land slides due to poor planning, poor quality due to slavery, incompatible with Indian rail and outright submerged by dams.
Besides the description of the locomotive in Yushukan Museum kinda triggers me.

kuntilanak/pontianak will become human if nailed. I'll make her human with my special 'nail'

>special nail
you mean thumbtack? sure buddy hehe

Those are not traps but mutiliated men

Just came back from induction, damn it was long and it's also fucking hot. Also have the opportunity to meet qts in the new societies I joined

Did you get cucked yet?

The only qt i see here is you :3

I am stuck in KLIA now

No qt around me. Send help ;-;

Probably by a thousand black men judging by his excitment

As expected from the Cuckmaster, I'm impressed.

He is our resident cuckoid after all

Ask the qt airport guards to inspect you, they did that to me

l-lewd!! >_<

No, four girls in my respectable course actually smiled and hi to me (and then that gave me time to imagine my life with her together). These are the kind of girls that you want to be with, they're intellectual, not retarded like your bitches

>No, four girls in my respectable course actually smiled and hi to me (and then that gave me time to imagine my life with her together)

anime kontol

They are all men

>imagine
Truly a cuckoid

you guys are just jelly
>tfw uni also provides free bus service
>tfw I get to sit next to qts in the bus every day

Did you actually get to go for dates and shag them?

>jeepney full as fuck
>ride anyway coz I want to go home
>driver: OH MERON PA DITO
>mfw

>it's a flipbong gets optimistic episode
I can't wait for the tumbling down one.

It all ends with cuck cuck cuck Cuckacoo a coo

there will always be recessions in your life like the economy. It's always good to always build up your confidence and try to catch one womyn this time. If you give up just because you failed once, then your life will always be in recession

baka, I believe in marriage before sex. k8 marsh has taught me it's importance

sabak lang ate

No date?

where are the qts ;__;

Anyone who is cute pls sit next to me on flight MH0002

kantutan na ignition
kahit anong klaseng pusisyon

>tfw I remember that day when flipbong is cucked by brunei-chan's brother and nigger.
Can't wait he gets cucked again desu.

r-results still in process, k. uni girls aren't as slutty and more picky than where I come from

Let me visit your uni one day

Too many sluts in brighton

>MH
rip in piece Bakahime, never gonna hear from again

>TFW it got really bumpy on Kuching to KL flight

>MH0002
RIP in Piece.

Pls pray for me ;__;

>animu

Just rapidly press X to perform barrel roll to dodge missiles.

>MH0002
Don't worry, I'll be waiting at gate 4 with your cage >:3

Press F to pray

>MH0002

make sure no bearded muslim with arabic clothes there

It's not a jet >~<

It's terminal 4

I am wearing black pants

Pray plane makes it safely

OH SHEEEIT THEY'RE AFTER ME

Sneks on a plane

E

what? KL to London only takes 5-6 hours? it takes 15 hours from here iirc.

>300 LINE OF PHP
>100 LINE OF MYSQL
>PROGRAM FAILED TO COMPILED
>SYNTAX ERROR AT LINE .....
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
SAVE ME

>4.55am
London time, lad, we're at GMT +8 here

>tfw I might have a chance to get a gf

w-wish me luck guys, I wanna out of this shithole ;_;

What's new, Indo?

She might just friendzone you atm, lads.

I want to take my chance with a freshmen

a-at least I have to try, r-right lad?

>freshman
Then there's highly chance she's just being polite to you, user.

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get the coconut!!

kek totally forgot about that one. time to sleep I guess.

just try this lah
Nice shoe, you want to
KONTOL?!

Watching Empire of Sun in tv now. They cencor chicken blood in the traditional market scene what the fuck

Which one, our pure breed Malayan tall one or the midget Matag due to mixed breed with filipino ones?

matag green of course

>watching tv
I bet you browsing kascuck too

>I want to take my chance with a freshmen
A-are you me?

>3 indons
We takeover now!

More like malay-CAN'T, amirite?

f

indons

Make that 4, m8.

h-hope you get her lad

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Reisen.

what is the best way to fuck this kind of indo girl

is that in kemang village?
wtf...

Hayati...

Ayy I've been to that place.
But I get laid in Singapore too hehehe

I dropped my 30.000 rupiah somewhere on my way home.. Seriously i hate my fuckin live..

>SGD3
Small change 2bh

I can't believed flip Cred Forums is pro china and then circle bjerks about dutdut

Wtf so much for nationalism

I think they would usually have a good reason for that. I mean, Duterte probs just tryna chill down the arguments with China, you know, a war with China is a bad move, if China wins the war, then the Philippines becomes a Chinese state at worst..

get out

Kek
Then we already lost either way

Why?

>flip Cred Forums

It's hilarious because that one Facebook Duterte shill is out there and you can filter his ID unlike in here

There are also """Americans""" and """Australians""" who defend Duterte and sneakily shill for China

It s really getting harder to feel patriotic about this country

Maybe we do need to separate kek

>Philippines becomes a Chinese state
In a sad way we kind of already are with our Prez
But at least we are not an American one right lol