/balt/ + /ausnz/

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First aussie ITT

I am fond of lithuanians

h i

Hi

hello i am here

goood

welcome

welcome

welcome

What do you like about them? Lithuanians are dumb as shit and they don't have a culture.

My mom just caught me vaping and she knew I was before, and I lied to her face and she said she will be telling dad tbe next morning and I'm dreading going to sleep. I will cry myself to sleep.

nz = good
go away

Which Baltic nation is the most pro-American?

What the fuck is "vaping"?

I like lithuania

thanks

Applying for a shatload of jobs right now.
Wish me luck, lads.

lithuania or estonia, lots of ruskies in latvia so probably not that pro american
no thank (YOU)

How old are you and why do your parents give a shit?
Using a vaporiser to inhale vapor (with typically either nicotine or THC in it) instead of smoking. The thinking being that vapor is less harmful to your lungs than smoke is.

>lots of ruskies in latvia

Why is that more-so than Lithuania and Estonia? Latvia is the only baltic country that doesn't share a land border with Russia.

I asked you what do you specifically like about Lithuanians?

The only thing Lithuanians contribute to Europe is crime.

>Latvia is the only baltic country that doesn't share a land border with Russia

dude you might want to look at the map again

last two digits determine how much push ups or sit ups you do

I like them

fuck off

oh right, I thought that Belarus was blocking the border with Russia for some reason

00 get

yankshit out

Give a real answer, dumb fuck. Nobody likes Lithuanians.

>yank
back2/pom/

Lithuanians are cool. I like lithuanians

>yankshit posts near me

eww

kiwis are worstposters

what fucking stupid cunts

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luv u 2 bby

heh, no

>tfw applied for so many jobs i've lost hope
t-thank you government

You can't even give a reason why. Your opinion is shit.

Lithuanians are cool

They are great people

why are americans so shit

why do lithuanians kill threads?

pls no bully

who here /learning 2nd language/?

kiwis can't even speak English properly lemao

t. Oingobongo Majarrana

AAAAAAAAHHHHH

Literally me in the morning.

me

me

me

me (nice pattern btw)

thanks

me (i think so too)

I'll see you all in the evening, lads.

me

me (me)

good luck lad

bye bye

>be me
>get withered

witnessed

Bet I've applied for more jobs than you have and I haven't lost hope yet.

waddup YouTube YouTube it's ya boi jolly Olly here coming at ya with customgrow420

American stoners are by far the worst.

Kill yourselves you fucking scumbags

No; make me.

>tfw my American gf left me
what should I do????

thanks

ree mi**to stop

What's a matter Australia? Can't handle the banter? lol

>65161165
>65161165
>65161165
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>tfw no work today
>tfw still wake up as if I have work and can't sleep again now

Dyslexia!

Wish there were some jobs in this utter shithole of a country.

good morning, my Lith Chad looking bf :3

They're all taken by New Zealanders and the Chinese

American education, everyone.

>he works

lol

Jokes on you, my uncle gave me a job

Jokes on you, I'm your Uncle

Blow job haha

The krankler

getting mixed messages here

the binkled bankle

Chinese tourists are welcome in Tallinn

Thanks

hi

Thanks

I'll be waiting for you at the airport.

lol big pimple on my pimpi

If I met a weeb irl I'd put one between his eyes

Nice

reply with binkis only

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D.A.K.

16.10.16

One what? A kiss?

rip in peace ;_;

Looks like my old skolotājs

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lmao, those young people on the dating sites. Why do all of them post like 4channers? like this: with u 'n stuff.

me on the left

me in the middle

>manure
Good riddance.

>Mr Lawler, who had cancer, died 45 minutes later
I'm so sorry

WE ARE GETTING 5000 CHICANO REFUGEES

WHAT DO

thanks

hell isn't that bad btw don't stress about it haha

we are?

where from?

somebody feed my cat while I'm out

goodnight sweet prince

Does it like poutine?

I'll feed it rat poison for laughs.

is it even legal to mourn for Jews?

it's illegal for Lithuanians to deny the holocaust

Terviseks

It is considered the greatest achievment of the lithuanian people

we just gloss over it

Don't remind me. I remember watching the news a while back and some German artist laid some bricks in Vilnius to comemorate the holohoax

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wtf stop being in school guys

lol

75 years later lithuanians are still killing jews. He was barely 54 years old.

Fuck would it kill them to smile?

Arm yourself however you can.

see they clearly didn't know what they were in for when coming there

"""""central""""" america
I'm scared

lmao at all the wage slaves

>most of them are women
Why would they bother though when they know they can just fuck some idiot and then tool him into providing for them?

Somebody would have told them that they're visiting a dying cancer patient. They can't be that stupid, I don't care how black they are.

I am going to buy some beer, please recommend some stuff and I will check if there is any.

thanks

t.hanks

F

Buy some Amber city dark beer. It's GOAT

krankling my krinklis lads

hello

i'd like to order one (1) icelad

thanks

t.hanky

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shut up

thirsty lol

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I love Lithuania

thanks

>tfw no gf

nice

i'll be ur gf
;;;;;;;;;)

thats a lot of eyes

are you a spider?

Life is so easy like I am playing the tutorial mode.

>kokainas
>as

Yes, aren't you?

thats how you speak lithuanian

speak latvian, but add -as to every word
>no qt3.14 spider gf

Bagātais vīrietis

>bagotas

E/b/IINN

thanks I forgot about that one

desu people just make their life hard by themselves.

bagāts would be more correct if you want to say "he is a rich man" = "viņš ir bagāts vīrietis"

How is your life easy? What do you do?

he watches anime and complains a lot.

fuck off russian scum
there is literally nothing wrong with his post you fucking idiot
you should stop watching anime, it's frying your brain

>russian humor

literally kill yourself

This is pretty heavy on the feels, lads.

>How is your life easy?
That's really hard to answer I guess I am just content with my life also anime
Never complained

>you will never be 8man

stop complaining

*Continues complaining*

alright pack her up boys

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what are you implying, sergey?

I work and get many free days and I get paid for the free days?

egf blocked me again
rararararrarara

>another kike bites the dust

nice

indonesia is the worst neighbour

>not submitting to the noodlejew

I was trying to say "The rich man", which I think is "Bagātais vīrietis"

you are correct
ignore the russian that tried correcting you

in that case its correct more or less

What a shit thread

Do you have a job or are studying?

I don't understand, what's the context?

In western culture people define themselves through their job (or the lack thereof), allowing an involuntary necessity to be their source of hapiness and self actualization

I value people by what they can do and their skills. Not feel good bullshit.

but that would spoil it lad

Well then that's s pretty shitty and meaningless picture with no feels involved

Aš esu...

What burmese puppet show is this

velnes

I can watch anime all day. Wanna fug?

No. What are some useful skills you have?

defensenews.com/articles/lithuania-latvia-sign-deal-to-synchronize-defense-procurements

hmmmmmm

I watch subbed.

Thanks for being a burden on the society

Subbed is objectively better though because you can hear the voice intonations that were meant to convey the emotion of the scene.

Good

Sure feels Lithuanian in here

Dubbed > subbed
Fight me

Good. Finally we can have a good thread for a change

>my japanese cartoon is better than your japanese cartoon

subs are for lazy People who cant learn a language

yes

Russian dubs are okay because Russian culture and language is similar to Japanese, but English is completely insufficient to accurately translate dialogue.

>learning a useless language so you can watch your chinese cartoons
Things that useless neets do

You don't need to know this information

Also
>watching dubbed anime
Really thought you were better than guys.

I watch amateur lithuanian dubs because I can't understand spoken english desu

fuck off with your chinkshit cartoons you turbovirgins

dubbed > subbed
youtube.com/watch?v=_OQiaOueKsI

lul ur dumber than me xd
cz u dnt know japanese xD

True. Only ever encountered this on Cred Forums.

I bet half of the people here were those weird guys with dyed hair in school who would sit alone in a corner and read a manga and make everyone afraid that they will shoot up the school

Watching it not in it's original form is gay

based dandy was great in either sub or dub

>lithuanian dubbed anything

Licėjus masterrace

Did you genuinely ever see such a person? I haven't.

*insert generic shitpost here*

Yes, he was 3 years younger than me, quite fat, dyed his hair black and had those Naruto contact lenses changing eye shape and color

lmoa

Do you live in Vilnius?

>car in the shop
>they were supposed to call me today and tell me to pick it up
>they still haven't
i hope they haven't sold it

wilno

It's still quite early and works hours aren't over.

WILNO NASZE

they called me yesterday and told that it's pretty much done already
also my vehicle inspection is due today, if i don't do it today, i'll have to use public "transportation" until monday

What car?

golf 4

>Do you live in Vilnius?
Kaunas, everyone

>tfw our entire history is nobles fucking over one another
>tfw if they worked together none of this would've hapenned

>tfw eating balandeliai

Me too

True

Balandėliai are GOAT, desu

ok i'm going to ring them and ask if it's ready

That's golabki for you, filghy heathens

don't

binkas bunkis binkis

GET OUT

i already did
they said that they're just finishing up and it'll be done in about half an hour

gas the kikes race war now

But it's cold outside.

Nah

Fuck off, SKYDAS

krinklas krunklis krinklis

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lt.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laisvieji_žmonės
Hmmmmm...

Is this you? What is skydas even about. they seem like edgy cunts to me

not me I got from their fb, idk I only saw them shitposting on 370

rate my gfs

>370
Is hat place even alive?

sort of,

4/10

Pretty cute, can you give me one? I can give you a BMW i8

sent ;)

Do you have a car that isn't fucking terrible to offer?

>tfw dark haired but there's ginger/blond hair in my beard

wtf

>i8
faggot

thanks

t.hanks
Sorry Yamamoto I don't use any Toyota cars only Volvo and sell BMW cars to balts for very expensive price.

>japanese throwaway planned obsolescence cars

Keep in mind if you can't keep it running for 30 years it won't be popular in eastern bloc.

Maybe you have norwegian viking genes.

Instead of being filled with articles about Russia delfi is now filled with articles about dead jew

Certainl levels of vocalised vibrations lower my levels of anxiety

Haha thanks

>even reading leftist cuck websites like delfi or 15min

Nah, he's just too young. His beard will turn darker with age.

t. used to have blond hair, now dark brown, used to have blond beard, now black

lmao get off the web gramps

I'm 22

Unless you plan to die at 30 that's young.

>right wing Lithuanian news websites
tell me

All new cars are planned obsolescence

post yfw you realized the """""""Australians""""""" and """""""New Zealanders""""""" in this thread are just roleplaying Balts

That's exactly my point.

they don't exist

that's why you don't read Lithuanian media

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Hmm, my beard is still very blond and I am kinda old,24 soon to be 25.

What I also meant to say my beard is still dark, but there's some patches of light hair it looks out of place when my beard is black.

Ugh why the fuck are we getting Central American migrants now

hmmmmmm

If you're talking about patches of light hair on both sides of "soulpatch", I've had those too and they filled out by my 28th birthday or so.

Your insult loses meaning if I'm an actual kissless hugless handholdless turbovirgin

Better than east yuro subhumas

>wake up
>see a crab walking up to you with a knife in it's claw

what do you do

fortunately you can buy an old bmw on autogidas and drift near sporto rumai

haha thats silly, you're paranoid, stop thinking this right now haha

Give my wallet and phone to niggercrab. It's not worth dying over.

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give it my wallet

I have no knife on hand to counter the crab

>wake up in australia
>latvian gf leaves you
what do?

Slow thread, lads

thankas

wage a shitposting crusade against the whole latvian nation

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kārums?

kurwa

bilas

????

really makes you think

It's pretty alright. I had a Karums caramel dessert once. A bit too sweet for my taste but good

>Sam Hyde
How does he get away with all of this?!

Sam "OneManGenocide" Hyde

Sam "Take a hike you fucking kike" Hyde

Sam "Ride a lorry for glory" Hyde

how did sam degenerate from this into the literally, unironically fat GOMAD-fooled self hating man he is today?

Antakalnis bros ww@?

"skaista" is the correct female form of "skaists", right?

Do you just add -a to a word to make it feminine in Latvian?

thoughts?

Paufai pisk nx

kas tas paufas desu

dual benis

big benis

lmao :DD

Blet pamiršau tavo vardą per Burger myta. Tas kur visada No gf ir kaip balandis burkavo

/rug/

for nominative case nouns, usually

/fug/

:DDDDD

o shit someone's getting doxed before our very eyes

Whats going on with this doggos head?

As su 370 autistais nesocijuojusi

no gf daug kas jaucia

Ah, thanks

Me on the right

Tai koks tavo vardas kaušė / bedarbi?

a new home for our peoples