How much does it cost to hire a prostitute in your country?

I'd want a Brazilian deal where you rent a whore for the whole time you are there to pretend to be your girlfriend for a couple of weeks. One hour rental is bullshit

Can I buy Anitta for a night?

$50 for colombians or venezuelans. Also, costa rican hookers are not $800.

panama.wanuncios.com/eroticos-profesionales-195.html
^^

For 1 hour, $200 is the absolute lowest you should consider paying, unless you like catfishing, getting robbed, or catching a disease. In places further away from expensive cities, it can go down to $180, but you also have a limited selection.

I hate the prostitutes here.
They're all high-test big-butt whores.
I just wish I could find a qt petite prostitute and have a gf experience and all that clingy couple shit (and then have sex, of course)

>and have a gf experience and all that clingy couple shit
Are you one of those guys that actually kiss the whore in the lips?

I can never find any decent ones.

Nah, I wouldn't do that. That'd be kinda disgusting, considering the sheer amount of dick she's probably sucked.
I guess we'd just hang out, watch a movie, chat or eat at a comfy place.

I don't understand this, when i went to the brothel i just looked at the bitch, asked her how much and took her to the room, yet there were lots of other dudes (specially fat, above 30 years old) that sat down to talk to them, drink, dance, flirt, etc, and only after a very good while they went to fuck.
Why is that? If i go to a hooker it's because i want to fuck, bust a nut, release my natural urges, not to fill the hole in my heart with plastic love.

Because you paid her for the hour
Busting a nut takes 5 minutes, might as well make that bitch earn her money

Well, maybe they're insecure and want to feel desired and sought after?
Anyway, that's not my case. I just can't be assed to chat and flirt with girls before actually doing something. It's a waste of time, honestly

yea if i bought a prostitute i would give her a snare drum and start our own brother band

Goddamnit man where do you live? There are a lot of petit whores, you just need to learn how to search for then.

All the times i went they didn't charge per hour, but per 30 minutes. Filling 30 minutes with some foreplay and fucking is easy. 10 minutes sucking tits, 10 minutes rubbing my dick in her body, 10 minutes fucking.

>I just can't be assed to chat and flirt with girls before actually doing something
>I guess we'd just hang out, watch a movie, chat or eat at a comfy place.
Which one is it?

I live in Rio
Don't get me wrong, I love this city. But the girls (and the same goes for prostitutes) tend to be a bunch of shallow braindead gym sluts

None of that stuff necessarily involve flirting, my man

I-I like kissing prostitutes

I nuzzle and spank them, alternate rough and sensual treatment and I find they respond much better and the sex is nicer

How does it feel to indirectly suck hundreds of dicks through her lips?

So basically you just want a guarantee that the girl will be willing to fuck you before taking her out?

Netherlands here.

Regular whores start from €50 for 30 minutes

If you want a qt girl in the 18-24y/o range and take the gf experience package you can expect to pay at least €1000.
The "first time" package is also around that price range.

Exactly.
To be honest, I'm definitely not ugly. I've posted pics on /soc/ a few times and got several rates from 7 to 8.5.
I'm just shy as fuck and I think I'd feel better if I knew the girl wouldn't judge every move I make and every word that comes out of my mouth

We breathe air breathed by every animal since dinosaurs, the water we drink likely has atoms that have been through Charlie Sheen's bladder, the runoff water of a Thai tranny British, and a nuclear powerplant, in that order, and we are just carbon-based lifeforms that will die and recycle back to the planet to be reused

Of course if she looks trashy i don't kiss her

I make sure she showers with me and I spray water in her face playfully or insist we both mouthwash, and try not to think about these things

It's not like I would get a girl any other way, and the momentary passion makes it fun.

Prostitutes don't count as actual sex, you know.

*brothel

>We breathe air breathed by every animal since dinosaurs, the water we drink likely has atoms that have been through Charlie Sheen's bladder, the runoff water of a Thai tranny British, and a nuclear powerplant, in that order, and we are just carbon-based lifeforms that will die and recycle back to the planet to be reused
Yeah, but I don't suck strangers' cocks

>I make sure she showers with me and I spray water in her face playfully or insist we both mouthwash, and try not to think about these things
Eh, ok, somewhat reasonable

>It's not like I would get a girl any other way, and the momentary passion makes it fun.
iktf bro

Why not?

I've seen an escort online that goes for $1400 for 2 hours

Pic unrelated

$40

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>I've posted pics on /soc/ a few times and got several rates from 7 to 8.5.
Damn you, i've always gotten from 5 to 7.5
You made me remember a saying "If you commit the offense, but instead of shrinking in pity and wallowing in regret, you decide to live with your head held high and your chest puffed up, you're not a criminal, but a conquistador"

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Not bad

Easy. You fuck it with a condom, it ain't real sex.

Most of the time it's just €20-50 per 30 minutes more to fuck them without a condom.

>fucking hookers without a condom
You suicidal or something?

I never fucked one.
But I do know the prices because at some low points I've looked online to order one. Just can't afford them as the one that come to your place cost at least €150

>He's never fucked a prostitute without a condom

That's right, I haven't. Enjoy having your dick turn shades of green and purple and fall off.

Doesn't seem like a very intimate sexual experience to me. More like glorified masturbation.

>not having mandatory STI checks for hookers

50$

>implying that will protect you from the AIDS, syphylis and gonorrhea in the lingering dickmilk of whatever pajeet fucked her before you

See it by yourself fampai

santiago.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/

Usually US$75 will get you a decent whore

Prostitution is illegal in most places here, but the places where it's legal tend to have their prostitutes fetch around $100 for a night.

This is what a perfect ass looks like. Any more is too much ass, any less is a pancake.

cute. someone at work today was talking about prostitues in el rey.
they said that for $150 I could get smooched.
Were they lying thru their teeth op?

Anything below $250 is trash here

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Almost 100% of hookers in Europe are from Ukraine or Romania or something.

A few qts but too many with gigantic asses that obviously don't work out at all and way too many with tattoos.

>tfw no policewoman prostitute

santiago.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/colombiana-alejandra-deliciosa-y-blanquita-jovencita-espero-por-ti-llamame-al-56946845170/7131417

Can you also explain how roxana and michell have the same picture?
>santiago.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/roxana-una-lolita-culona-ven-y-hagamos-lo-que-tu-quieras-llamame-al-959952271/6990005
>santiago.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/michell-soy-venezolana-y-me-encanta-el-oral-anal-profundo-y-trios-llamame-al-56982755446/6955256

Most pictures are fake from personal experience

quantum teleportation

>expect girl to look like pic
>meet girl
>doesn't look like pic
>walk away
Why

>he didn't study quantum entanglement in the unis

literally lmaoing@u

The cheap ones yes.
Quality hookers are western or southern European

Unless you're a celebrity, this is what hookers look like.

None. Poles are God's country. we don't have hookers.

About tree fiddy

80 $ entrance first 3 drinks free
120$ for 1 hour, time starts after touchinf the girl

extra $$$ for special stuff

was this just banter then?

I never understood the point of paying 100s of bucks for a 10 second orgasm.

Your dignity

Do you have to drink?

that's in England, not Poland.

anyone under $200 is either hideous or trafficked.

People be dumb. Or they don't factor in that most hookers are women with criminal records and/or drug problems.

Chiapas? In Edomex a hoe is around $1000mxn ($50usd) the hour

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No but you usually choose the girl at the bar and chat with her at first.
It's kinda awkward just going straight to buisness.

ITT: People who don't get it

All women are fucking prostitutes. "Free" pussy doesn't exist unless you rape people. You think a woman will ever really love you or anything but your wallet? Go read Schopenhauer sometime.

A decent one? Id guess 100-250 an hour.

"]Schopenhauer] habitually dined well, at a good restaurant; he had many trivial love affairs, which were sensual but not passionate; he was exceedingly quarrelsome and unusually avaricious. ... It is hard to find in his life evidences of any virtue except kindness to animals ... In all other respects he was completely selfish. It is difficult to believe that a man who was profoundly convinced of the virtue of asceticism and resignation would never have made any attempt to embody his convictions in his practice."

-- Bertrand Russell

For some of us, it's the only chance we'll ever have to get pussy.

Post pictures of prostitutes you have fucked

you'd have to be a pretty awful, ugly mutant gremlin to not be able to get a girlfriend.

That's not the point, Wojack. Sometimes you want certain sex fetishes/acts that your gf/wife won't do.

wait, just why are you seeing hookers if you're in a committed relationship?

Yeah I was going to say that too.

*sigh* I just got done saying it. Sometimes you want fetishes or oral/anal and your significant other won't do it. Most average women are nothing special in bed and won't do anything but bland missionary position sex.