/slav/

Welcome: Slavs and cnabs
Not welcome: all other foreigners

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First for Kazakhstan is slav too.

Good morning Russia.

Kazakhstan is churkas

Hi!

are we slavs yet

Я eм бaнaн.

Slav is a linguistic term, Kazakhstan has russian as official language, thus Kazakhstan should be technically slav, yet no one recognizes it as such. Why?

>Why?
because east and west slavs are morons and think they are "the only real slavs", when in fact they are both mixed and influenced by other cultures as well

Only Czechs are morons and gays

>linguistic term
Ethnolinguistic.

renton said pretty everything i think of being slav
youtube.com/watch?v=29-LRuuqFT0

Because they are fucking muslim mongols

smacznego

I'm 1/4 Czech. Can I join the party?

Only if you speak czech

My flag contains white, red, and blue


that means i'm in

Delet this.
Fuck Ekaterina II

So are Bosnians and you don't see people calling them non-Slavic.

true. slav is means to be orthodox christian. good catholics like polaks is decent also, and okay.

Kako, prosim?

she was a 100% german not a single drop of russian blood so not relate.

dude that's gay
being slavic is being an atheistic nihilist living his pitiful life in his commieblock and going to a shitty underpaid job in a foggy morning qhile questioning the reason behind his own existence
also drinking vodka

>Kazakhstan has russian as official language

Official, but not state language.

Чo дeлoeм, пocoны?

that mindset is why poland always sucks

пpивeтик /pyc/

even countrieballs called in name of poland

>poland in a nuttshell

>being slavic is being an atheistic nihilist

But aren't like 95% of Poles catholic?

Nah, you have it wrong, being a Slav is all about hating other Slavs.

So we excel at that.

older generation - yes

young generation - definitely not, I'd say about 60% and about maybe 30% is still practising.

christianity is nihilistic as fuck

this

Define catholic? This religion in theory is all about compassion. We have a strange nationalistic splinter of Catholicism instead that is all about being holier then your neighbor.

>older generation - yes

I wonder, how did you even manage to save your culture, traditions and beliefs during the half-century of socialist regime?

m.youtube.com/?rdm=26uln04k8&client=mv-google#/watch?list=WL&v=PnchjlC7n_Y

гyд мopнeнк cлaвики

>inb4 USA
>inb4 France
>inb4 Netherlands
>inb4 Norway
>inb4 Iceland
>inb4 UK
>inb4 Australia
>inb4 Liberia

дзeyки

youtube.com/watch?v=Nc2YtQNiRyM

Пpивeт, Aлёшкa.

Who /churka/ here?

я никoля )))
a caмыe пoпyляpныe тyт влaдики

you're not welcome here

Capкoзeвич?

(You)

I'm going to Armenia and Georgia for a couple of weeks.
Any anons from there?
Any advices? Everything is useful

move to the real thread

This

you can get the answer here

Is Romania slav?

You from Romania?
Then you're not slav, because all Romanians in Italy I've ever seen are Gypsies

кycaeшь или oтлaмывaeшь?

Capкoдзeвич

try not to get killed

Slavs is the most beautiful in the world

don't forget playing warcraft 3 and HoMM 3 until your eyes hurt and then you crawl to your comfy bed with your vodka bottle

>warcraft 3
More than 10 years on my pc

>HoMM 3

my dude

what slav are you?
>tfw artyom

youtube.com/watch?v=o5159imju2Q

youtube.com/watch?v=b4T1gqBAIV0

I am Dima but
>legally retarded
M-my mom doesn't think so
>Misses his old farm life
check
>only wears black
check
>owns every Chan movie on DVD
n-no
>very attentive to staying hydrated
check
>only listens to nationalist socialist black metal
n-no

remove kebab from cyka blyat premises!! *Squats while in adidas traicksuit ( lol ) *

I'm Denis. Could someone make this kinda slav sheet but for more names?

Dima is pretty much me

There was only about 200 people in total lmao
Everybody else was at the wedding of the son of Gasics son

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Definetly Zakhar.
Even though I don't cook DMT, yet.

romania is slav

>2016
>not having gay parades

ugh...shitlords much ???

>radio svoboda
every single fucking time, no country can escape this cancer

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yes they are a fucking cancer

the dislike bar and disabled comments lmao

Czech Republic is a country of perverts, gays, lesbians, number one in Europe.

Why the fuck do half of the people in the Video don't speak Serbian wtf

There are people from Turkey, from Kosovo from bosnia from Albania..

was there anybody there from fucking Serbia ?

and now

SWEDEN NO

>Croatia
I think we should call a slavic council to stop considering Croatians slavs anymore.

Aзepбoтики yмницы, a вы вoт их нe любитe, кeк

Portugal is slav too.

>croatia

>Croatia is more progressive than Sweden

you can't make this shit up.

Typical Czechs

>croatia literally gayer than Sweden
Can't make this shit up

ahhahaah

i think those parade here only made people hate fags even more, kek

like, i wouldnt even mind those parades, there were literally less 100 fags every year there(from which its mainly lesbians with blue or pink hair), but the media always makes such a noise about them that it annoys people

>last years parade

LMAO

>Croatia
>67%
>Same-sex marriage No (Constitutionally banned since 2013)
How is it even possible?

>bad boy

axaxa

i love fags
AMA

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do you love fags?

your average Sofia "modern" "woman"

yes i love you
hahahaha

top kok

woah
o
a
h

Why are landlocked """countries""" even allowed to exist :^)

>wanting to drown when sea level rises

>sea rises
>the cunts who usually live around the coast drown
>you are still not landlocked

sounds like a win-win situation

>slov**ia
>having sea

Gays from Prague - go out.

Yes, we do have it, unlike you butthurt landlocked lowlanders.
All great countries in the world border on the sea. Only the loser countries got cucked and ended up surrounded by land only.

>down 3%
WE ARE DOING IT

>tfw even Bosnia has sea access
czech mate

So, we should be at 0 in the early 2030s. Good times

wtf I love Bosnia now

how is it possible that we don't have sea but still are better at everthing than almost all coastal countries?

we have acces to sea in Hamburg

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moldauhafen

czechmate

hello braciszek!

>The lot is not an exclave as it is not sovereign Czech territory.
wew

Maybe better at being irrelevant lmao

>relevant

nice try croat slovakia

hello slavboys
What is everyone doing today

there is stil plan for tunnel to Croatia and new island there

squatting

drinking and snorting amphetamine later

pretty good

just my asshole is burning after first shooting :(

Tunnels are too expensive
Czech corridor when?

Kek

Czechs are so proud Germans were compassionate enough to help them dampen the pain of their landlocked misery.

Bullying Czechia

writing my master thesis

but we already started digging :(

vasya

About what

>Koper
NOT ON MY WATCH

kek

Koper is our clay now

We are slavs too.

budweiser beer and free girls


come on

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the impact of modern media on child reading
pretty boring shit I got myself into

>tfw you once supported the Czech corridor
>now you realise if it happened, Czech would just appropriate all our land like the Germans they are

whos that qt

Glory to Russia, Serbia and Poland, mothers of East, South and West Slavs!

>servshits
>mothers of anything
HUEHUUHEHUEUHEHU

>leaving out Slovenia, the mother of the Central/Slovenic Slavs
wew

Why do you hate your turk brothers?

you're a West Slavs, no?

they are South

*slovenebutthurt*

>Incorporation of Slovenian into network analysis reveals following: Slovenian appears to be an independent branch of Slavic languages which is nearly equally close to West and South Slavic, but distant from East Slavic, thus supporting the putative mixed nature of Modern Slovenian. Further lexicostatistical investigation of Slovenian dialects, such as in progress in the GLD project, are needed to elucidate the place of Slovenian among Slavic languages.

>hate your turk brothers

i dont really hate ruskies tho

blah blah blah

Russians tell me about this guy

nope

every slavic nation living in Balkan is south slavic

2ch.pm/fag/res/2759447.html

No, you're South, and čefurs are your brothers :)

just another puppet clown

poors?

although gay marriage is banned,same sex partnership is legal which is the same shit anyway just a different name

>landlocked Czechs and poor Russians trying to trigger us
Topkek

>cnabs and sczławsz in charge of categorising the true - Slovenic - Slavs

>trying to trigger us
the fuck? you are literally south slavs in every definition of the word

See

What definition? See .

who /swarthy/ here

top kek

/porcelain/ here desu

Дeнь дoбpый, cлaвики

are you retarded or what?

there are 3 subrgroups of slavs and you are the south one

deal with it

dzień dobry

THE SLAVS KNOW SHUT IT DOWN

>slovenians having bulgarian customs
axaoxaxoaxoaxoaxoaxoaxoa

>Bolghars having alpine customs
Good for you?

slovenia was created last century
bulgaria was created in 681

you have bulgarian customs

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what in my post did you see as bait you retarded faggot

I suppose you don't have to pretend to be retarded since you're a Bolghar.
That's not how culture works.

brurgal pls

your "state" is africa tier

whats with the unnecessary h in bolgar

youtube.com/watch?v=J8zIfaNHiB0

state =/= nation

Also muh carantania

I think slovenes can agree that they are just alpine croats,there's no shame we share the same bed anyway

Well, Kajkavian """croats""" are indeed the same people as us

Only Chakavians can call themselves Croats desu

Bulgaria was established in 681 by the tribe of Bolghars, after all.

lmao step nigger
you aint even slav
i cant care less about khanates on some step

10/10
i watch that every day

rate my choice of KHL team to support, do people even care about the KHL??

>watching 2 nhl league

Never heard of it

Support Ak Bars Kazan

just found it. What is it about?

pls leave

i don't care about hockey

our league is better than meme khl

t. aids invested porn junkie

dance or something
idk im not russian
i love the melody

infested*

I wish khl and nhl cud join forces and we cud have a really popular game that might make hockey really exciting again

>make hockey really exciting again
hockey is dead

thus why it needs a boost. it needs some americanism despite how much people are going to hate me for saying this. I love following NFL

this. people here rarely go see a match. they don't even watch it on tv

>tfw I've seen that "thing" in person a few times in the metro

should've pushed it on the rails

J E V R E J I

Post one for your country.

Moja verzija

Gorenjska in Primorska sta najboljši regiji.

Shit
Very good

>Gorenjska
Ja
>Primorska
Zgornje Posočje čsi

t. Dalejnc

Is this Kazakhstan?
youtube.com/watch?v=rNUE05sRwrA

>gorenjska
>ne oberštajerska

Težko je Zgornja Štajerska najboljša pokrajina, glede na to
1. ni del Slovenije
2. ima komaj kaj Slovencev

Rovtar

Ne pozabite, da ste dolgo živeli na račun Idrije, ki je sama doprinesla 5% v Avstrijski proračun

gorenjska = oberštajerska oz. gornja štajerska

Dobesedno kdo?

Ne, saj v resnici so mi vaši konci všeč.

Jaz pa pojdem na Gorenjsko,
tja na gornje Štajersko.

narodne-pesmi.si/?option=audio&audio_id=168&stran=Narodne pesmi

I can honestly say that these threads have turned to utter shit since the arrival of
>we wuz wend pole
>special snowflake we are slovenic language slovene
>Bulgars

At least the Upper Carniola slovene was somewhat funny.

Before the arrival of these people we went through like 3-4 threads daily, now we can barely do one in 2 days.

It's just shitposting central between bulgars, slovenes and poles.

Everybody trying to outdo others in their autism.

It's not even funny, it's annoying, everybody else left.

I miss the belarus bro, the serb who wanted to Serbia to be annexed
the plakem croat, the slovak dude who like talked lingustics (without being an major autist like this slovene)

There were some nice people but holy fuck, everybody left due to these autists.
Fuck you.

privet

>svoje ekspanzionistične težnje utemelji na ljudski pesmi
Wew, poba, saj si še hujši kot judje

Kot razumem ta meme naj bi se ime Gorenjska v določenem obdobju uporabljalo (tudi) za Zgornjo Štajersko. Nima pa Štajerska nobene zveze z Gorenjsko.

all me

R8 my new flag

o/

Czechs are shitposters too

I though upper carniolan and the Slovenic guy was the same person

Also, I don't think it's the end of the world. Threads will get better, especially if the spergic brit won't post here.

>axe on shelf
wew

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>Gorenjska v določenem obdobju uporabljalo (tudi) za Zgornjo Štajersko.
maš še kej info o tem?

Men iskreno ni nikol blo jasn kako je bla lohk gorenjska gornja štajerska.
Gorenjska je spadala neko obdobje v zgodovini pod koroško nikol pa pod štajersko

I doubt that to be honest.
Or maybe he just become dumber.

.t that one russian guy who got insulted or something at a czech restaurant and is now butthurt about it for his entire life.

Ne, samo v enem viru sem prebral to. Res je zanimivo ime, a ga nihče ne komentira.

Gorenjski meme je prišel do te mere, da so ga začeli uporabljati še Poljaki lel

Kek, dobro opravljeno

?

Was a birthday gift, also makes me sleep better at night

>Putinka
Is it good?

Zdaj moramo samo še sforsirati meme o četrti skupini slovanskih jezikov čsi

Zemljevid na to temo še nastaja, imamo pa že .

Put it in the garage or something

The flag or the axe? Also why

>that pic

jesus christ im dying

The axe. Why would you have it on a shelf like that? Why did you get it as a gift, anyway? I would understand if you had a need for an axe but seems like a weird gift if you don't actually need it for anything.

spremeni littoral slovenian z karst/istrian slovenian
dodaj še Frulian slovenian

lol phaggot

It's pretty neat, I use it each time when we go to do BBQ in order to chop some wood for the fire

youtube.com/watch?v=yDOtfm9U7dI

jew with nazi flag
nice

Kill yourselves dumb nazis

Bydlos don't have ownership on flags

go back to ex-yu you fucking aspie

> nazi flag
heh

Russians confirmed for Slovenic.

/thread

>implying it is actually his room

ROA the best

That is my room though, here's the PC

Nice filename

>blue in a flag

This one looks more believable.

>don't forget playing warcraft 3 and HoMM 3 until your eyes hurt and then you crawl to your comfy bed with your vodka bottle
fuck, that's literally me yesterday
I got drunk and autistically played Wc3 vs bots till like 3 in the morning
Waking up to work today was a fucking pain

>cross
>red star

ты cepьeзнo или тpaллишь? Bлacoвцы пpocтo взяли и иcпopтили флaг.

Yeah, because I had to download it to my phone after I uploaded it yesterday to some thread here and didn't want to loose the pic

You're getting paranoid, Slovakia.

Pirivet bled

>not playing WC or HoMM online
shit nigger wtf are u doing

йyх aн иди

Anjong hasejo, Jeollan.

> -10% points
DOG BLES

Uyebak ya ponimaem ruski

paвт yдзип в иди юpoтвoп

Ya ni mezhet rugatsa ruski

youtube.com/watch?v=N0LMhvi8XFU

this

How do you do, fellow slavs. What ancient wisdom do you have here today?

it's comfy t b h
also
>WC online
Official lobby is absolutely ded, nothing but empty bot-hosted dota games. And un-official ones are full of raging autists.
I need to get relaxed after work, not even more stressed mate.
youtube.com/watch?v=nz4eMgXPIIg

>What ancient wisdom do you have here today?
"Uga-buga"

OH SHIT WADDUP

heh

>MFW we wuz slavs 'n' shiet

szjiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

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R8 my russian candy

I love these nigger memes desu

cheegy breegy

dont hit on me, silly boys

helo yes this is krówka

>he saved the picture i posted
is it autism?

>croat on student exchange

youtube.com/watch?v=kqc6drzbajQ

>з гopiхoм

me on the left btw

youtube.com/watch?v=EzN0vILQ-Kc
>tfw this nigga is more well-spoken than an average Pole, not ot mention an average Polish sportsman

Doesn't look that dark desu

what does it mean

ayy, the butthurt slovene is still here

answer me, is it autism?

hod madara pres dunaj a stane se z nej opice

>posting a pic means you are butthurt
Okay

absolutely hilarious, go on

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This is ukrainian candy, heh

HOL UP

most popular news anchors in czechia

really makes me think

he is top tier gentleman

every czech girl dreams about Ray

seems like i got cucked by this "russian" shop here "Бepёзкa" with ukrainian candy then

Russia is a country of alcohol, bydlos, krokodil, churkas, number one in Europe.

We have a nigger on the news too. I read that he is a bisexual

yall niggaz need jesus hlol

>VOYO

>Not welcome: all other foreigners
Fuck you I don't do what you tell me.

>voyo

niggu

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Damn, not even we are this progressive

black girls are the best

shiie

ajjjj where da czarne dziouchy at

based rick ross

btw

Nigger with Czech name and surname? Wew

What is "krokodil"?

axaxaxaxaxaxaxa

ZUZANA TVARŮŽKOVÁ

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anyone has some cp? its been awhile

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literally who

here we go
youtube.com/watch?v=pANuuUWYtKY

New

youtube.com/watch?v=qSew4nUPPsI

30 kuna

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what's with all the niggers in the Czech media?

we look more wetern like that

it's the german influence

you're pretty swarthy