Boys, grills, gather round. i here have the key to end two major conflicts with one single swoop of genius.
Step 1. A new treaty to be given to the United Nations, to move Israel. Some sort of Jewish utopia project to move everything Jew-y about Israel to the Falklands. At the Falklands, they can roam around free to do whatever they wanted to do. They can't bother anyone else, nor can anyone bother them, allowing them to do whatever idiotic shit Israelis do. (Even Rename the Islands to the Kikelands etc.)
Step two is easier. We give Palestine the rest of their land back on the simple clause that America would use it as a large military stronghold. The military bases around the middle east do basically nothing but allow us to watch. With out own foot int he door of the middle east, we can essentially do what the British did with the Indians, and slowly take control of the entirety of the middle east from sudden "Palestinian" political involvement. Allowing us to watch over everything politically, and blame it on Palestinian nationalists. This allows us to turn the tables on the dune coons, allowing us to watch for ISIS to spring up, or even destroy Islam in it's entirety from "government oppression" from the newly elected leaders of our choosing.
I call it the great American Sand Castle. It's a bit shakey, but it's 1:20 am.
Well you have to make it look like their idea. They love taking credit for things, and would jump at the idea of something free.
Bentley Bennett
You can always blame Iran and North Korea...
Brandon Ward
>they are not the most reasonable people
did you ban ukies from your toilets?
Nicholas Myers
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Tyler Jackson
>did you ban ukies from your toilets? actually, what?
Aiden Butler
Jews were offered somewhere not surrounded by people who hated them after ww2. They insisted on the middle east.
Parker Miller
They can barely fucking shit straight, let alone plan an attack with a neutron bomb. Have you even ever met a Korean or an Iraqi? They're dumber than the bricks they have to eat.
Isaac Ortiz
NK would be more than happy to confirm nuking any country.
Kayden Sanchez
That was the Zionists, not specifically the Jews as a whole. Give the kikes another peace talk and I think they would be game with making a Jewtopia in the middle of the Ocean.
