1. Your cunt
2. Why aren't you married yet???
1. Your cunt
Spain
Cant find the right man, and dont want to marry a foreigner, time to become a lesbian I guess
are you a female btw
>Being virgin
>Thinking about marriage
naw
I will be soon.
I proposed to my internet girlfriend two months ago. She will arrive in Australia in 9 days. I can't wait to hold her hand.
Because I'm so deeply flawed as a person that no one will ever love me.
I love my girlfriend and thats good enogh for me. I dont need to tell the whole world about it.
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Waifu died on the road. Have a son. Maybe find a foreign bf because if I married another girl, I would betray my late waifu. So. . .
I'm a millenial
I'd only ever marry a pure virgin, nothing less
no
*more
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Because all the gals here are either sluts, dykes or slutty dykes, it doesn't help that their ugly fat or both
and because of that, being a virign is the best choice go with
engerland
i'm 23, wtf would i want to get married for
>forgetting dykie sluts
see They exist
rys
too ugly and poor. no one wants to date me
You can always marry yourself then
>be this Australian
>meet qt mongol girl online
>she looks beautiful, is funny and understands me
>start to fall in love with her
>have the desire to fuck her really hard
>she feels the same
>arrange everything, buy her tickets to fly to here and rent extremely expensive hotel
>she finally arrives
>we instantly make out, my dick is rock hard
>"wait Temujin, there is something I have to tell you"
>whats going on
>I'm a... man
>she takes off her pants
>she has a penis 6 inches bigger than mine
>"I hope this isn't a problem Temujin"
>shocked but aroused because I'm an Aussie
>c-can I touch it
>"Sure!"
>start giving the mongolian trap a handjob
>god I love her so much
> start sucking it
>"Yes Temujin, your tongue is truly the fastest in all of Altai!"
>Deepthroat her gigantic mongol cock
>I'm actually enjoying this
>"YES TEMUJIN I WANT TO FUCK YOU NOW"
>have no option but to give my virgin Australian boypussy to the great Khans
>she drills my asshole like the Emus used to, filling me with joy
>I'm going crazy, cumming over and over again as the 10 Inch Mongol dick is destroying my Anus
>"YES TEMUJIN I'M COMING LIKE THE MONGOL HORDE CAME FOR THE ABBASID CALPIHATE"
>she fills my asshole with her superior Mongol semen
>stick my fingers in my ass and lick all of the mongolian genes
>"You've done great Temujin, the Great Khans will be pleased"
>walk outside to get some fosters
>get trampled to death my mongolian emu Archers
>marriage
This is original?
I'm a neet
w k
i can't
nobody wants to have a relationship nowadays here, let alone marriage
Because I like solitude and privacy. Don't wanna have children so what's the point?
Spoiled by 2D.
Huezil
I don't wanna destroy my life.
Gay marriage is still illegal here lmao. idgaf anyway