A muslim walks into a bar

a muslim walks into a bar

he orders coffee because his religion doesn't permit him to drink alcohol

caffeine is a drug which is therefore Haram

She said hola como esta, she said konnichiwa, she said pardon my french, I said bonjour Madame, and she said sak pase, and I said n'ap boule
No matter where i go, u know i love em all-

>mfw I have been to muslim bar in São Paulo
>mfw I got drunk there and fucked a qt black chick afterwards
good feel

A German walks into a BAR

muslims drink coffee lad

a russian walks into a tsar

>it's not a real drug so it's not haram
>it's not a real slit so it's not haram

delet this

>nobody walks out

What do you think about being the 54th American state

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LOL BEIJF NORWAY LUVVVV YOU

>an ebin bar joke is born

orders rakija

Never been to BiH huh.

it was probably owned by Lebanese

Is that wrong just to order water or coke?
>couldn't find 711

Actually their prophet encouraged them to drink coffee.

Dumb frogposter.

While I was in Asia I had a muslim convert friend who went to the local mosque for friday prayers. He told me they invited him to go clubbing afterwards

bitch we made coffee

Muslims are hypocrites, don't bother.

Wow UAE is Ethiopia?

nope a syrian refugee named Bassam

an american walks into the gym

Lying muslims, corruption n shit

Ever heard of mirror?

An Australian walks into sobriety...

>muslim bar

And asks: "Where are the bathrooms? I'm having a case of explosive diahrrea".

An American walks into a bar
>walks

awwwwww damn

ALLAHU ACKBAR!!

*BOOM*!!!!!!

top kek

ayyyyy how is hk these days?

not enough qt Arab women here desu

(._. )

what's with going to a bar (btw we export beer to France and Italy)

I will marry muslim woman

go ahead they like foreigner u would better be fit user

An Irishman walks out of a bar

bit haram

>be me, tunisian muslim
>be in tunisia
>walk into a bar
>get a beer
>get a hookah

Where's the problem?

no fuk off australian shit
they will be mine

>be in tunisia
>living in france for the wellfare

kek

are tunisians white?

Depends, there's some light skinned and some dark skinned people. Also a few blacks but they aren't even 2% of the population

A Allahuak Bar?

>tunisia

Disappointing desu. Dont they know better? This is Haram.

As long as you don't hurt anyone what's the problem?

Three Russian gentleman walk into a bar?

Barkeep: what will you be having?
1st man: the usual
2nd man: the usual
3rd man: the usual

Barkeep: what is your usual?
All three: we were hoping you would know

a russian, an american, and a canadian walk into a bar

bartender says: i will give you drinks for free, but only if you answer what's 2+2

russian says: it's clearly 4

canadian says: it's clearly 4

american says: I dont know, I'm retarded brainwashed fucking faggot son of whore white male I wish mom aborted me so there was one less american white male in this world retarded whoreson

bartender pulls out a shotgun and shoots dumb american in face

You do hurt the moral fiber of the country. You shouldnt tolarate what has been forbidden!

It's been too long

>a muslim walks into a bar
and offers shoots for everone

an american walks into a mart

No.