a muslim walks into a bar
A muslim walks into a bar
he orders coffee because his religion doesn't permit him to drink alcohol
caffeine is a drug which is therefore Haram
She said hola como esta, she said konnichiwa, she said pardon my french, I said bonjour Madame, and she said sak pase, and I said n'ap boule
No matter where i go, u know i love em all-
>mfw I have been to muslim bar in São Paulo
>mfw I got drunk there and fucked a qt black chick afterwards
good feel
A German walks into a BAR
muslims drink coffee lad
a russian walks into a tsar
>it's not a real drug so it's not haram
>it's not a real slit so it's not haram
delet this
>nobody walks out
What do you think about being the 54th American state
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LOL BEIJF NORWAY LUVVVV YOU
>an ebin bar joke is born
orders rakija
Never been to BiH huh.
it was probably owned by Lebanese
Is that wrong just to order water or coke?
>couldn't find 711
Actually their prophet encouraged them to drink coffee.
Dumb frogposter.
While I was in Asia I had a muslim convert friend who went to the local mosque for friday prayers. He told me they invited him to go clubbing afterwards
bitch we made coffee
Muslims are hypocrites, don't bother.
Wow UAE is Ethiopia?
nope a syrian refugee named Bassam
an american walks into the gym
Lying muslims, corruption n shit
Ever heard of mirror?
An Australian walks into sobriety...
>muslim bar
And asks: "Where are the bathrooms? I'm having a case of explosive diahrrea".
An American walks into a bar
>walks
awwwwww damn
ALLAHU ACKBAR!!
*BOOM*!!!!!!
top kek
ayyyyy how is hk these days?
not enough qt Arab women here desu
(._. )
what's with going to a bar (btw we export beer to France and Italy)
I will marry muslim woman
go ahead they like foreigner u would better be fit user
An Irishman walks out of a bar
bit haram
>be me, tunisian muslim
>be in tunisia
>walk into a bar
>get a beer
>get a hookah
Where's the problem?
no fuk off australian shit
they will be mine
>be in tunisia
>living in france for the wellfare
kek
are tunisians white?
Depends, there's some light skinned and some dark skinned people. Also a few blacks but they aren't even 2% of the population
A Allahuak Bar?
>tunisia
Disappointing desu. Dont they know better? This is Haram.
As long as you don't hurt anyone what's the problem?
Three Russian gentleman walk into a bar?
Barkeep: what will you be having?
1st man: the usual
2nd man: the usual
3rd man: the usual
Barkeep: what is your usual?
All three: we were hoping you would know
a russian, an american, and a canadian walk into a bar
bartender says: i will give you drinks for free, but only if you answer what's 2+2
russian says: it's clearly 4
canadian says: it's clearly 4
american says: I dont know, I'm retarded brainwashed fucking faggot son of whore white male I wish mom aborted me so there was one less american white male in this world retarded whoreson
bartender pulls out a shotgun and shoots dumb american in face
You do hurt the moral fiber of the country. You shouldnt tolarate what has been forbidden!
It's been too long
>a muslim walks into a bar
and offers shoots for everone
an american walks into a mart
No.