/éire/

...

>tfw no average irish gf

MATE

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considering purchasing this.

some serious benefits.

Mate of mine fingered her outside an underage disco in Carlow once

Chuir cara liom a mhéar fhada inti taobh amuigh den dioscó faoi aois i gCeatharlach uair amháin.

>Ireland will never have any true right wing parties
>Ireland will always be secret leftists or lunatics.

>mhéar fhada

>fhada

for what purpose?

politics cant save us
only ted can

...

why long (fhada) though? mear suffices.

Ohhhhh
More detail I suppose

Sure what finger do you use?

ah, you meant like middle (long) finger?

Hi,
just passing trough.

That's it

TAL

what's the logo on the hat called?

Oktoberfest Beag this weekend lads! Drinking litres delivered by women in revealing lederhosen, yes boi!

haha lads turns out we have our own monarch
monarcacht.weebly.com/

i thought the rightful high king was some literally who that lives in sussex or essex or something with sex in it

>was some literally who that
Stop trying to post while "delivering milk", Pat.

im a multitasker lad

Wouldn't mind a return to a native ceremonial monarchy. It would make more sense than having a useless presidential office

>native
he's a Frenchman/Breton, descended from less Irish stock than anyone ITT with more English and Frog blood in him than anything

why would you want some faggot with a hat pretending to be superior to you anyway

>high king of ireland

Do it

>he's a Frenchman/Breton, descended from less Irish stock than anyone ITT with more English and Frog blood in him than anything

monarchy is a much bigger spook than blood ties

By native I mean one that's exclusively ours i.e not also the King of England or whatever

>why would you want some faggot with a hat pretending to be superior to you anyway

We already have that with the presidency. The difference is that a Monarch provides a national representative that you don't have to replace every seven years. Plus a sense of unity having the highest ranking figure in the nation be above politics.

>We already have that with the presidency.
no we don't, we have a senile old man liable to the people in all his actions, rather than a senile old man who answers to nobody but himself

you can talk bollocks about how Kings are the servants of the people but at the end of the day it's just some lad with more wealth and influence than yourself related to others who used to have more wealth and power than your ancestors, why would you want that
I'd understand it if it was an elective monarch where the King achieves his station by merit but that's never happend

>no we don't, we have a senile old man liable to the people in all his actions, rather than a senile old man who answers to nobody but himself
>implying the Monarchs of Spain, Netherlands, Norway, Sweden, Belgium and the UK can say and do whatever they want

>why would you want that
Because democracy is a bit of a joke lad. Our current government is mostly made up of socialists who lied out their arses to get elected. It'd be nice to have someone with a bit of legitimacy be on top of it all.

Better than having some Literally Who party mouthpiece going around meeting world leaders and who no one has respect for

The Easter lily.

>implying the Monarchs of Spain, Netherlands, Norway Sweden, Belgium and the UK are anything but luxurious showpieces
gilded cages, they have no real power outside of the vast wealth their families have accumulated over the centuries

you think anyone respects the King of fucking Belgium?
kek

How is this even a thing? Is it just some cretin LARPing?

>be me
>be actual Irish person living in US
>"Irish Americans" are all insufferable cunts who don't really know anything about Ireland, and they're fucking everywhere

Feels bad, lads

>be you
>abandon your country for the US
>complain about the people that live there

Can I be king of Ireland?
Saoirse would be the queen of course

You have to prove yourself in hand-to-hand combat, poetry recital and cattle herding.

>hand-to-hand combat
I'll beat your man to death

>poetry recital
I'll call your man a poof

>cattle herding
I'll pick up your man from high scool, he won't have to use the bus anymore

Okay you can be our sovereign then.

Reminder to report and hide all Swiss posts. Under no circumstance should you reply or acknowledge its existence.

Locked out and these a wee bitta drizzle
Could be worse

Said "dia duit" to a passer by instead "alri"
Felt like a proud paddy so i did

went all the way to the shop and back before realising i forgot the bleedin toothpaste. had to walk all the way back in the rain haha

Can we enter the thread desu.

We wuz Celts n shit.

what city you in
good lad

Haha you mad thing

Why do you guys speak in english here? How does irish language looks like anyway?

Rudaí mar seo.

day of the rope when?

yes ofc

Who's that

Me.

>whos that

Is your country safe for French tourists ?

I recognise that
Who's you?

A big guy.

Ye. We love you.

only qt girls and sershposters

It's safer than France anyways

Yes if you're a Gaul
if you're a m*slim then fuck off we're full

Not in the mood today lads.

>wake up an hour late this morning
>have to cycle to the bus stop
>flat tire
>pump doesn't work
>have to cycle 20 mins on a hilly road with a flat
>get to the bus stop eventually
>sit down to eat the orange I brought for breakfast
>what I believed to be a mandarin was in fact not
>cant peel it, orange juice all down my sleeve
>eventually get on the bus
>its packed
>find a seat beside some indian looking fuck
>get into uni
>"hello yes you have 3 hours until your next lecture"
>1 lecture
>"pls wait another 2"
>1 lecture
>told the books we need to get are only newly printed and have to buy them new about 4 per subject plus "optional" readings : ))))
>on the bus home
>it starts pissing fucking rain
>have to cycle on a flat in the rain
>the elastic in the back wheel snaps and I almost die
>get home
>the readings for tomorrow are super fucking verbose and pedantic it's going to take like 3-4 hours and all I want it sleep

>orange juice all down my sleeve
worst feeling, especially under the finger nails

alright lads

C-c-can I be Irish now lads?

vocaroo.com/i/s0KhCN1aRSPG

low notes were a bit shite but breddy alright overall

reckon it helps with pulling birds but I knew this one Bulgarian lad who played well and had a nice voice but was a complete autist, back in secondary, so you'd never know hey

Only newly printed? What course are doing? I'm sure second hand earlier editions of a book on the same subject would do fine, no?

Lads ... I have Irish heritage ... :^)

nice lad :)

Yeah could have done with a capo to make the whole thing a couple of notes higher, but there we go. Probably would help with girls but I wouldn't know as I definitely fall into the autist category, and have never sung for anyone in-person.

>giving money to the bus

Fuck em

Hello my breton brother

found the lad from secondary, looks like he has a youtube channel

youtube.com/watch?v=p7z4uGhFddY

not something I'd personally listen to, not sure if you'd call it a good voice

Go back to bed bro, tomorrow is a new beginning. Hit them with everything.....Cock, Balls, Heart and the kitchen sink.....

Mickey Noonan is losing his face to a flesh eating virus.

Are we /vocaroocrew/ now?

Sang this when I had a chest infection last year

vocaroo.com/i/s0NiH8RDEVMo

Just one of those days lad. Tomorrow'll be better.

Not Breton mate, just plain old gaelic-speaking irish people fleeing starvation.

Cheers!

ELLEN

Got my passport lads.

Good day

Will you be visiting for the All Ireland?

send us a pic so we know you weren't spoofing all along x

Pretty decent, doubt he'll make it pro but I certainly wouldn't object if he pulled the guitar out when we're sitting round the campfire or something like that.

I wish lad, unironically enjoyed Gaelic football when I went years ago. Not even sure I got the sport but the crowd was great banter.

But how will you know it's my pic?

spoiler that shit, its tea time

>but the crowd was great banter.
ok listen you've an Irish passport you need to start using more Irish slang and eventually work your way into speaking Irish.
It should be
>but the crowd was a bit of craic

The most important part of the word "craic" is how you pronounce the r. Say it too guttural and you'll sound German, pronounce it with too much emphasis and you'll sound American and the entire word is thrown off as "crack".

Time and hard work, my brother.

youtube.com/watch?v=QvJUvfEYR8w

Fucking (((Brits)))

This is actually a fear of mine.

I don't know why because I've seldom come across Irish people who are aggressive about this kind of thing but I feel like walking round as an Irish 'citizen' with an Irish passport but a working class English accent will just make me sound like a bellend.

I hate the word craic too, it's not a bad word, but it just reminds me of Scottish people who try to pretend they the exact same as Ireland with an actual unique culture

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>if you were born in Ireland take one step forward
doesn't feel like it

>I feel like walking round as an Irish 'citizen' with an Irish passport but a working class English accent will just make me sound like a bellend.
Most people won't care, it's only poor knackers who will actually feel offended. I at least tend to get on rather well with English people, I've no problem with you having a citizenship if you're entitled to it. The more English people with Irish citizenship means the less likely it is you cunts are going to try and genocide us again. Win-win.

Most Irish slang just sounds incredibly tryhard. Yet they laugh at you for saying fadge.
Guess that's what happens when you've no national identity of your own.

>But how will you know it's my pic
fair point
maybe hang an Ireland flag in your room or something now

To be honest with you lad I don't understand why your citizenship rules are so lax.

Everybody in my family is from somewhere in Ireland (even if it is the north) but I was born in England so feel English but an affinity to Ireland (Plastic paddy as fuck).

Was surprised to find out that:

A)In some cases, if births are registered, you can get a passport if a great grandparent is Irish and you're born anywhere in the world.
B)You can quite easily obtain a passport if you have an Irish grandparent and you're born anywhere in the world.
C) You can have a parent born in Northern Ireland who only ever holds a British passport, you can be born anywhere else in the world and still be classed as an Irish citizen and get a passport.

Don't know why but it just kind of shocked me, it's a first world country with high living standards, high HDI and a lot going for it (minus a bit of brain drain and people shooting each other over flags on the border). It doesn't make sense to me for it to be so lax.

>slang sounds tryhard
how?
give an example

they're the israelis of europe
true jews

we need another war man
the west has just gone too far with the long peace that we've enjoyed

kek

yeee boi

All those rules were originally put in place to try and bait back the Irish diaspora and the rules extend to the north because muh 32 county republic

lived a month in Cork was great guys literally was like in Poland but i spoke english instead cheers guys

It really goes to say something when most Irish people are ambivalent at best about taking back the north these days.

because theres a culture of emigrating over here. The government wants people to come here.
We used to also have naturalised citizenship for babies born in Ireland but they stopped that because the niggers were using it to get passports

they extend to the north due to the gfa

i shouldn't be so constantly amazed at how ill informed irish posters are since you all seem to be hardly finished the leaving

like poland how?

its only functioning because England pours money into it. If we took it back the Irish economy would collapse

>Carlow
More like Carlos hahahahahahahahaahahahgagahagagahagagaga xddddddddxd

>If we took it back the Irish economy would collaps
this meme

People drink a lot they are friendly (unlike britcucks) the work ethic is superb, the streets are mostly clean, everyone is kind

>hahaha what's the story lad havin a bit of craic ah sure you know yourself #justirishthings be grand if I had another spicebag gunna head on soon #onlyinireland
>DAE tractors, cattle and culchies?

Basically you're trying really hard to differentiate yourselves from the rest of the English speaking world whilst failing miserably. It's literally the UK with euros, shittier public transport and a less fucked up school system.

>they extend to the north due to the gfa

Northerners have been considered potential citizens before 1998 you fucking nonce

?
West Germany went into recession when it took over East Germany. Do you think the same wouldn't happen here?

all those things aren't irish people trying hard with slang, its shitty clickbait sites trying to milk idiots and irish diaspora for clicks

>what are dialects: the post

>facebook memes and things posted on clickbate sites are accurate indicators of culture
good lad

but I'm not tryharding when I use slang, the words come naturally and I have to stop myself from saying them sometimes when the occasion doesn't permit
though I only ever say "lad" as a singular on here, which is strange

Northern Ireland might be a shithole but it isn't a poorly managed communist shithole

we'll just do a Hitler when the exodus of the hardline Unionists happens and sell their property like he did for the Jews
plus the army will finally have something to fucking do instead of pissing around the Golan Heights

I've been to Ireland, it's literally even worse irl.
Plus you have a sick obsession with judging people's accents since it's the only thing you've got after your language died off.

>butthurt finn upset he got called a slav on holidays

stop trying so hard

> since it's the only thing you've got after your language died off

Do people with their own language have some special connection with it that we lack? The reason accents are slagged so much is
because we love making fun of each other unlike nordcucks

Am I welcome here? :) x

>Plus you have a sick obsession with judging people's accents

Sounds like someone took the mickey out your thick accent mate. Here's a tip, if you have a strong accent, every english speaking country will make fun of it

Tbh lad it's no great shame.

It makes sense for everybody to speak one languag.e

If the EU was brave enough and picked a language, be it English, German, French, Spanish, Irish, Greek, and said, this is the language we're all gonna learn as a primary language now I'd be fine with it.

I think it's shit that everbyody in the EU speaks another language, kinda kills the whole freedom of movement for a lot of people.

>Do people with their own language have some special connection with it that we lack?
Yes? We can communicate without being eavesdropped on and it's always nice to speak to someone in your own language in a foreign country. It makes us special and different from everyone else.
That never happened, everyone was nice. But I did witness a 2 hour conversation about whether or not Saoirse Ronan is faking her accent (being born in America) because that's apparently really important to you lol

nice try, Rabbi

So, if it was up to you, how should your government use the € 13 billions of back taxes that Apple owes you?

cry moar monolingual scum

*Flies away*

>I think it's shit that everbyody in the EU speaks another language, kinda kills the whole freedom of movement for a lot of people.

Why did Sersh break those men's noses?

>If we took it back the Irish economy would collapse
Not so. We would have to run a deficit for 8-10 years and it'd cost between €50 and €100bn over those years, but we'd integrate it very successfully and I'd assume the inflow of FDI and lower corporation tax would leave us off better than before.

Another 2 million tax payers wouldn't hurt Government finances either.

>try hard
The dialect of English we speak is influenced by Gaeilge, it's not try hard it's just how we speak. Only reason we don't do it with foreigners is because if you said "sure look" there's no way they'll understand you.

they shouldn't take it

We should request money from the EU to help us out. They'll support us because they're mad at the UK for leaving. Then once we take all their money we have an Irexit. All according to keikaku.

Thats retarded
English is the most spoken language in the world, does that mean brits dont have any connection with it because everyone else speaks it?

>We can communicate without being eavesdropped on
a) who cares if strangers listen, I dont care if they hear me
b) its called not raising your voice

it sounds really cringy. Just speak English like normal people. If Brits can, so can you.

put it all in a bag and give everyone in the country a raffle ticket

This. People are kind of obnoxious with it.

Don't be mean to Finland.

Germany already said that the EU will never help

>Irexir
>not Éirxit

gotta hop on those meme lad

Lads what happens if you don't live in Dublin but in a random arse county? Are you fucked in terms of good jobs?

What's the Irish civil service like, can random people apply or is it competitive as fuck?

>So, if it was up to you, how should your government use the € 13 billions of back taxes that Apple owes you?
Put it on a horse race.

if you live in the west of Ireland its basically move to Dublin, Cork or kill yourself

they're english, this is actually a picture of an hostage situation

>speak English like normal people
Didn't you just cry because you can't do that and got made fun of? lmao

Galway is good for studying, jobs is Cork or Dublin usually but there are a fair few jobs around Galway/Mayo depending on the company.

>Civil service
Still a fairly comfy job but they've cut back on the whole "drinking alcohol at lunch in your 1 year anniversary" and nepotism. Bit of a shame really.

But I can and I do. And I never got made fun of, everyone in Ireland was really nice all the time. You just sound awful, it sounds like a bunch of adults reciting Cred Forums memes irl

When are we leaving the EU and rejoining our brethren in the UK?

isn't finland literally Autistic Internet nerd: the country

Kinda makes me sad.

I know people are really pissed about the whole oppression thing but Germany started two wars and they get on great with France.

Imagine the kind of powerhouse if the UK and Ireland teamed up.

If they've been fucking throwing money at Poland, they'd have to increase our budget for capital projects like roads and shit. If not, we send the Loyalists to reclaim Hannover for the British Crown.

We should use it to help all those poor African and Syrian doctors, nurses, mathematicians etc

>You just sound awfu
Don't make me vocaroo the word sauna, faggot.

When it becomes the United Republic of Greater Ireland

He's probably angry that people didn't sit in complete silence on the bus.

I have never in all my days seen someone so autistically upset at an accent. Congrats

>they get on great with France.
Maybe when it comes to european politics
Most french people consider germans retarded robots and most germans consider french people lazy fucks(which is true)

>angry that people didn't sit in complete silence on the bus
I'm angry about that. Fuck loud niggers.

>the last 100 years of history education has been nothing but fuck the brits we irish were good boys we dindu nuffin

Never

>Imagine the kind of powerhouse if the UK and Ireland teamed up.

>Ireland has to use the sterling so our export capacity is crippled
>Ireland has to subsidise Norn Iron (without getting it back), Scotland, and Wales since only it and England would be considered wealthy
>Ireland loses its 12.5% corporation tax and ability to attract investment, everything gets sucked to England and we end up destitute again like a back alley hooker.

Lad pls can't we just be friends?

Only thing that annoys me is parents who let their little cunt kids listen to music without ear phones.

At least you can laugh at junkies arguing on the bus.

>Imagine the kind of powerhouse
probably not much, we are only 4 million after all.

It just makes me sad that we don't honour our men who died in WW1 and WW2

>tights

I'm not even memeing the history taught in our schools blatantly lies sometimes
I remember it told us the Brits mistreated us when we signed up for WW1 by not allowing Irish battalions...
even though there were like 5-10 Irish battalions in WW1

>It just makes me sad that we don't honour our men who died in WW1 and WW2

The WW1 memorial is a pretty nice place. Shame it's a bit out of the way

what's this?
Do they teach in Irish school that we English are evil devils?

how rude :c

>(((buy them new about 4 per subject plus "optional" readings)))

>It just makes me sad that we don't honour our men who died in WW1 and WW2

Never understood this

>Make huge WW 1 and WW2 contribution
>Don't bother to honour it

Theres plenty of things that happened that were evil. I don't know why they lie and make it worse kek

>I remember it told us the Brits mistreated us when we signed up for WW1 by not allowing Irish battalions...
Don't remember that, you must've gone to school during the 70s or something.

Only thing I miss about the UK is the Irish regiments. We should've kept them. The 88th Connacht were simply bad ass motherfuckers.

ye but you tried to genocide us twice and was pretty much our only enemy for about 8 centuries it's not personal

Hej, hvordan har du det?

why don't you have a job ffs

The worse thing is that you have all these children going around saying that they hate Britain. Not even yanks have this autistic over-hatred and they fucking love celebrating every moment of their revolution

To be fair though, Loyalists do the same thing up the north

>and people wonder why the two communities still can't get along

I finished 2 years ago and got an A1 in history lad

what specifically do they lie about?

I didn't notice any of the lies, just some half-truths. Only ones I really remember noticing was the "le sherman better than le king tiger"

I did history 2 years ago and don't remember that coming up on the course. Are you sure you're remembering it right or that it wasn't just your teacher?

>hvordan har du det?

Decent enough, I have alcohol. And you?

I don't even mind if they have reasons but I know a good few lads who are real up the ra types but they probably couldn't name a republican bar Gerry Adams

>drinking on a Wednesday
is that u Ruw? Any specific reason?

>And you?
Bra, takk. Was a wee bit tired earlier because of a shite day but it's grand now.

Mate of mine on the left

Cá bhfuil Swooce na laethanta seo?

Oh I wish I was in the land of cotton

He was here inné. A mhathair chuaigh go dtí an tSín

mine just talked a load of shite about how both sides were in the wrong during the troubles instead of outright calling Unionists niggers
was not a happy chappie in that class

but then again I'm from Dublin

Old times there are not forgotten

Why an tSín of all places?

Look away lad

Bhì beirt fear in san IRA ag súil síos an mbóthar nuair a chonaic siad fear ag suí ar an mballa.

'An cheapainn tù go bhfuil an fear sin san UVF' arsa Martin.
'Knee cheapaim' arsa Gerry.

She thought Yu Ming was a fucking CUTE and wants some of that little yellow dick (no offence finnish poster)

breddy good

>'Knee cheapaim' arsa Gerry.
Kek

Gaire os ard!!!!

Yu ming she's left Ireland for good?

...

>long peace that weve enjoyed
Proud to be an a post war uneasy truce desu
The men are still men here
>they teach that both sides were wrong
Fucking triggered

>Any specific reason?

It's pretty common to drink on Wednesdays in Norway. We call Wednesdays "Little Saturday".

>Plus you have a sick obsession with judging people's accents
based finbro

would've liked to have gone to that abortion yoke (no pun intended), it's always great craic mixing with the loonies

think it depends on the teacher to be honest.

mine was an old republican man

We've got something similar here

Thirsty Thursdays
Sunday funday

Sure Tuesday is grand for a drink also.
Can't forget about Friday or Saturday. Or Monday.
But a Wednesday? Only if bingo is on in the local

nice

Rank the Irish accents you've heard

Best
>Galway
>Louth
>Cork

Medium
>Derry :^)
>Dublin
>Limerick

Shite
>Belfast

Gerry's on RTÉ News.

which Dublin accent though

He should be behind bars

Fucking BBC is tryna ruin him again
Can't tell the difference between them la
That's like me asking you which Derry accent is better, Gobnascale or Creggan

Gaysley pls.

>God tier
North Western

>I sell drugs tier
Central Dublin

>I shag my cousin
Maigh Eo

South might as well be an English accent, North is that oul fella with the beard from the Dubliners

youtube.com/watch?v=uEOqD2vqyKg

hes gone soft

>not thinking all socialists should be left to rot

cmon now lad

in dixie land where i was born in

>best
Nordee

>medium
The rest

>Shite
Limerick, some Cork.

>God tier
>included Derry

>best
>nordee
Oh jesus I'm blushing
Always thought southerners found our accents ridiculous

nordie accent is cancer

like Ulster accents to be honest, can't fucking stand Donegal though.

Audible cancer.

€30 for a bottle of Jameson lads, what is the world coming to.

Does anybody actually not believe the GAA is not fixed? I dont even watch it much but Mayo only got through because the ref helped them against Fermanagh. The ref helped Dublin get a replay and will probably let them win next time or the time after.

kek

But nah I like the Nordee accent. Every time I hear it, I start repeating their sentences in my head in that accent.

hey eirebros

about to visit cork for two weeks but we wanna branch out and hit up other places as well

what are some good town to visit?

what you looking to do lad?

take it easy alex jones

galway, both the city and rural parts (connemara, spiddal). also visit clare (cliffs of moher, lahinch).

easy done.

It's £10 here
Will post vocaroo for you in a minute so you can play with yourself you wee devil
Galway, tipperary, sligo
Don't come to Derry we have enough fucking yanks as it is

Dublin won the all-Ireland a few years ago with a blatant dive which gave them a free kick and the winning point, you would have to be blind to not see its a deliberate policy communicated to the refs

>nordie

>102 steam games and dunno what to play
think im getting bored of vidya lads

t. Yank
My accent is better than yours

>video games past the age of 16

I'm about to play some more rocket league, loving this game desu

I would prefer not to but I don't really have any friends to hang around with

just gonna play some overwatch

>tfw inheriting a new 4 bedroom house in the country

This happened to me a couple years ago. I had to force myself to finish GTA5 and haven't picked up a new game since. There are worse things to happen though tbqh

vocaroo.com/i/s13ftQiheDnT

can i come?
ill pay ye rent

sounds like you have a cold

was that first word mucker?

I'm sorry for your loss

it is a bit chilly and ive been drinking
>alright mucker, whats the craic

>It makes us special and different from everyone else.
No it doesn't. Anyone if they were so inclined could learn Finnish, as to why they'd be possessed to I have no idea.

>about to inherit the house I live in
>brother steals it

vocaroo.com/i/s1qDAuHVJ5ZS

waiting for Bannerlord meself, put in nearly 2000 hours on Warband, I haven't played a game in a week
least I have college and a few books I 'spose, could be worse

drink and maybe kiss a girl

noted my mens
love u guys and ur culture
i also rly like rory gallagher

Should I join the Dublin Branch of Soldiers Of Odin, Lads?
Seriously considering it.

hahahahaha

I want Susie Dent to be my wife.

>tfw your great grandpa shot up houses full of filthy protestants and then fled to merica

cheers lad
make sure you give us all those sweet shillings boyo
enjoy your stay

heard they make you suck dick as initiation
are they bikers or what?

no

help me revive Ailtirí na hAiséirghe.

our first motion will be to deport ALL nigerians, starting with the toilet men.

>maybe kiss a girl
Manwhores out.

Sorry I wont have room after I set up the music studio, home gym, home brewery, home cinema, blacksmiths forge, workshop and man cave

>Catholic Irish
>naming yourself after Pagan Scandinavian mythology when there's perfectly good ultra masculine Irish ones

You should probably fuck off instead.

How was my accent?

>ifunny.co
did you just google "ira memes"?

If you haven't any long term employment plans than I can't see a reason why you wouldn't

actually i googled "ira pepe"

happened to me when i was like 14
just stop bothering with them honestly theres no point

>not knowing that having an ifunny.com banner is the hottest new meme

at least i seriously hope it's a meme the amount of times i've seen it happened

dont talk to me or my home ever again
you dont sound local, but it was funny all the same
heres how i would sound saying it
vocaroo.com/i/s0PzAFEtcHlE

Why did IRA stopped fighting? England was at his knees, they should have kept fighting until the whole Ireland island was free.

didnt have the supplies kid

noice

Tiocfadh ar la friend

>this poster is 15 at most

had 1 weeks ammunition left.

fickle international opinion changed from favoring the armed struggle to detesting 'terrorism', so sympathies were lost for the IRA
the terrorism meme continues to this day

Anglo propaganda basically, their sharpest knife

>independence
one weeks ammunition etc
>troubles
no idea tb h

If we're talking about 1920s IRA I've a serious question no ones been able to answer

If the RA just about done when Collins signed the treaty, how were the Anti-Treaty forces able to keep fighting for another year?

>>troubles
>no idea
same situation, not enough supplies

>believing pro Collins west Brit propaganda

collins was threatened with complete and total war by the British
i was referring to the troubles

i think both sides were sick of fighting also
youd know better though

there was a race for the abandoned RIC barracks, Anti-Treaty boys got to a good few

when the brits left, both anti and pro treaty forces raided british barrackses, brits couldn't carry all their ammunition back across the sea

>how were the Anti-Treaty forces able to keep fighting for another year?
There was a good period to recuperate and stock up on supplies, and the scale of fighting was much lower.

there was a good amount of time between the war of independence and the civil war so they restock a bit

in terms of weaponry and armoured vehicles, the civil war was much more bloody, both sides had no shortage of ammunition and both had experienced men who'd been fighting for years

We knew we could never liberate and hold the north from the British for very long
GFA was a much better deal thank shedding more Irish blood for a fight we couldn't win

didnt the civil war have loads of civillian casualties

We will liberate it politically best day of my life

fair enough so
most of my knowledge is from the earlier period of the troubles, the rest is filled in with memes and rebel songs

Scum Brits have never been hesitant about taking civilian lives

It's a great British tradition

WE'RE REPRESENTIN BRETIN EN WIR PREUD TA DÜ ER DEY
COS ENGLAND CANNAE DÜ IT COS THEY DIDNAE QUALIFY

>civil war
>brits

Er, lad?

Me too lad
Tiocfaidh ár lá
The southern government needs to do a lot more to stay in touch with northern Catholics though
Were all alone up here, the only reason we don't feel completely alienated is because we choose not to, it would be quite easy to forget about you lads because we never hear from ye
QRadio Best Radio tho

dats rite dats de chrute
he meant west brits

>pro treaty

vocaroo.com/i/s0CjBZEBT50a

Don't worry I'm from Donegal most people south of Ulster think we're in the north, it isn't just you lot the cunts ignore

tried playing the accordion yesterday
what an insane instrument

>most people south of Ulster think we're in the north
nod really
youre culturally very similar ofc but ive never met anyone thinking donegals ruled by england

John Redmond was right

vocaroo.com/i/s0Z99zQTz4AG
rate

>at work sunday morning
>bring radio into work
>its set on Qradio

>all I hear is fucking gospel preachers all morning

Are you shitting me?

>tfw the prods had a chimp out over devolution only to get their own parliament anyways
>tfw republicans had a chimp out over dominion status only to get full independence anyways

what was it all for

This. I'm eligible through great parents and my family has gone to Ireland to see our European half of the family, but I feel like I'd never fit in. Granted, even on a legal technicality what business does an American have in Europe?

>why yes, I am anti-treaty myself, haha

tb h i think an advantage of having so much experience with different cultures is i get along with people regardless of culture
a disadvantage is im a fuckup

Best muckers 4 ever
Never once heard that
Normally they play good music and have the bants

>dev was a traitor, god save king eddy

The EU is rotten to the core

We need to leave

How many of you were aware of Michael O'Leary's comments about how Ireland should leave the EU last week?

I wasn't, until I saw a small article about fucking Leo Varadkars tweet denouncing such an opinion, what a crock of horseshit

It wasn't displayed on the media, because our media is controlled by Pro EU shills and owned by one of the biggest globalist shills of all time - Denis O'Brien

Not to mention all the PRO EU cuck Irish "celebrities" "Sir" Bob Gelfdof, fucking Bono, Sinead of whoever etc. etc.

Don't even get me started on fucking "Repeal the 8th" bullshit, MILLIONS of Euro are being siphoned into those false fucking movements, just like the gay marriage, by foreign leftist movements abroad.

We need to rise up

>0-13 - 0-12

Believe me it's true

>Bob Gelfdof, fucking Bono, Sinead of whoever
jesus i hate these cunts

Bout time you beat us for once

You're a hero

Delete this

i mean maybe its just cos im good at geography
i distinctly remember the distinction between northern ireland and ulster being hammerd in in school though

Good for you, it doesn't apply in the real world

Half the cunts I speak to think we use the pound

Thanks for all the cheap drink btw :^)

then start a movement, we shite on in these threads constantly about the need for one but obviously nothing ever gets done

we're too much of a typical prosperous complacent european country to do anything about anything

what, non ulster fellas think they use the pound in donegal?

Yes because they think it's the north keep up you spacker

I've been told I'm a great public speaker as well, I'm very tempted to start a political party or even some sort of movement/organisation to expose this bullshit but I know myself and whoever joined with me would only be ignored or laughed off by the pretentious wankers that infest this country's elite.

the thing that most of the repeal the 8th idiots dont realise is that abortion is legal when your health is at risk.
Also they cry when groups like iona get foriegn funding but all the fag groups get tonnes of funding from foreigners

>geldof

daughter [and mother of 2] killed herself with heroin

>bono

tax evading hypocrite + globalist of the highest order

>sinead o'connor

clinically insane

glad i'm not on their side.

lol

LOL

L O L

irishtimes.com/news/crime-and-law/courts/boy-said-he-was-sorry-for-stress-he-caused-joan-burton-1.2799762?utm_medium=twitter&utm_source=dlvr.it

#FreedomForJobstown

Start a youtube channel like black pigeon speaks but don't go total red pill

start an /éire/ podcast discussing news and memes

yeah
wish theyd all fuck off and die honestly
i hate celebrities on principle already but irish ones seem to be especially disgusting

>I feel like I'd never fit in
I mean you'd easily fit in more than the niggers and muslims based on the fact you have good English alone

>on a legal technicality what business does an American have in Europe?
If you had dual citizenship then you'd have the same legal rights as any EU citizen.

>We need to rise up

The biggest problem facing us is that the majority of the population are content where they are. Knackers are happy on their dole and students are happy with their grants. It's an incredibly hard sell to try and tell people there's a better life beyond the EU and the welfare state because most people will go "muh 80s" and leave it at that.

We're an incredibly easygoing people and by the time most people start seeing something wrong it'll be too late. As it stands the only things that can get people moving are meme issues like water charges or gay rights

new

and fingering

Sadly we're not leaving, not unless there's an EU that's wound up with Germany and a bunch of other countries asking for pennies.
You'll also probably get attacked. Lefties have physically attacked Peter O'Loughlin. There has to be potential for a better anti EU movement than the fucking AAA/PBP.

You've hit the nail on the head here. Complacency will be the death of us, I mean the reaction to Brexit by the media and in general society has been shocking to me "LOL!! Stupid Brits voted to leave the EU!! Haha, we're so smart staying here becasue they give us free money!!" and my god we must be the number 1 country in Europe to follow the bullshit bueacratics nonsense that continental shitebags think up on their inflated pensions, most EU countries ignore EU directives on Social housing and shite, but no little poster boy Ireland obeys everything and still gets fucked in the arse when it comes to decisions like this Apple shite.

Actual new:

Doing history for the LC, can sorta confirm. Its more said that the Irish dont get battalions led by other Irish like the northerners did. To be fair its not that biased, compared to any other nations history

Its really depressing in a way. I feel really sorry for the moderate republicans/home rulers who were urged to go and fight. After the rising they came home to a different ireland. It was seen as going and fighting for the enemy and being on British coin
Most grow out of it, I know I did. Now its ironic