/brit/

well shuhut ya mut

I killed him

-You must be the hunter, and she the prey.-

really miserable way to look at relationships and meaningless sex desu

a 7 to you is a nothing more than a 3 to me

i just got informed that *I* am a millennial!

ha bit gay that lad

that famous one i think

daisys destruction

rank desu

happy for you

Being /fa/ doesn't matter, the best looking people wear the most basic shit because they can get laid due to being good looking high test slayers.

A bunch of high E quiet nerds on /fa/ wearing bin bags do not get laid with high quality females.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Scully

why are you even reading about it/posting the summary

fucking nonce

TRP autists' whole outlook on life is grim

their entire existence is pathetic

>Woman discovers male colleagues have been tracking her menstrual cycle 'so they can avoid her'

lads help

there's some irish kid knocking on my door begging me to let him in

he said its a bit cold out

Pissing down and mum won't pick up

This is fucked

wasn't me who posted it originally

just... a guess

Kanna

>unironically being in love with a spastic

Fuck me what a life

oi lads look

/r/malefashionadvice >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>(((POWER GAP)))>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> /fa/

>tfw you think you're getting one over on her by ignoring her all day
>finally open whatsapp excited to see the 20 or so messages begging for you to talk to her
>she hasn't even been online all day anyway

I CAN NEVER WIN

give me a jap gf mate pls
begging you

where did you get that photo of my gf?

its like man, idk, i get it, but you're not going to be happy treating relationships like this as some kind of game with a set goal at the end

lifes pretty fucking silly all round just do what you're into

really weird the whole 'reinvent yourself' meme thats so popular on the internet, goes to show how insecure most people are i guess

Causes you to contemplate

banter, but I've found in the past that girls HATE IT if you ask whether they've got the painters in
I remember once I asked a girl online if she was on the blob and she flipped out, so I said "I'll take that as a yes" and she blocked me

Being good looking >>>> (immeasurable power gap) >>> trying to make up with expensive clothes (mfa = /fa/)

just don't clean up after yourself for like a week to get revenge haha

>Being /fa/ doesn't matter, the best looking people wear the most basic shit because they can get laid due to being good looking high test slayers.

>A bunch of high E quiet nerds on /fa/ wearing bin bags do not get laid with high quality females.

watching daisys destruction lads

0121

¿Yoga 710?

m8 women are used to ignoring men, you can't win that way

feel sorry for you bruz

steal a bike then return it the next morning

the ex just sent me this

good clothes compliment good looks 2bh

>>Being /fa/ doesn't matter, the best looking people wear the most basic shit because they can get laid due to being good looking high test slayers.

>>A bunch of high E quiet nerds on /fa/ wearing bin bags do not get laid with high quality females.

no u

eurgh
wish that lad hadn't posted that plot summary
feel quite uncomfortable now

Are you poor

obummer is absolutely livid that blacks have turned to trump because he's let them down so badly

youtube.com/watch?v=K652FxBzMy

that guy in pic looks like a manslayer

>>>Being /fa/ doesn't matter, the best looking people wear the most basic shit because they can get laid due to being good looking high test slayers.
>>>A bunch of high E quiet nerds on /fa/ wearing bin bags do not get laid with high quality females.

gonna try and consume this peach without making a mess lads, wish me luck
*takes a deep breath*
here we go...
*takes the first bite*
*peach essentially empties itself down the front of my shirt*
pphhhHFUCK

>being both good looking and being /fa/ as fuck >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> being good looking

back 2 reddit you go you useless cunt

would literally end myself if it wasn't for her haha

>error
hmm

i literally check british news every morning

at the end of the day fat or fit fashionable or piss stained trackies shitposting alone on brit is a great equalizer

I've had girls say my clothes drew them to me

I only like peach in my drink if you know what I mean

have you exchanged nudes

>equalizer
fuck off yank

>Being /fa/ doesn't matter, the best looking people wear the most basic shit because they can get laid due to being good looking high test slayers.
>A bunch of high E quiet nerds on /fa/ wearing bin bags do not get laid with high quality females.

>shitposting

ahem, i prefer to call it funposting

Posted it wrong

youtube.com/watch?v=K652FxBzMyI

why does that have a chong filename

She's sent me some but she doesn't like receiving them

I've had girls say my smell is more important to them 2bh, had many comments from girls when I used to wear CK One

need to get some more of that

weird

does she have a good body at least

lets say it like this.

for a man

face >> height >> game >> muscles (muscles may give a man better face and game) >> money

bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-37426664

ah yes
new zealand

well then mate, like
*holds out the front of my shirt*
help yourself haha
fuck sake

*emerges from behind a tree as you're walking home from the gym*
mind if I squeeze your arms mate?

what ar you wearing

ive gone through the same shit man and used to have nice clothes and stuff, apc and acne memewear basics and prl and shit and just got over caring

...

eh, not really
literal a-cup tits

fb . com VCTMcentee
is there a bigger cuck?

being NT (aka a normie > face > social status > money

>game

what?

you that lad that spent >£200 on a pair of plain white trainers?

If he keeps that up she'll be in his league before long

I mean in my ice tea. I like peach flavored ice tea

literally lmaoing at you

At what point did peter scullys behaviour cease to be considered banter

highly experimental purple aki posting

>neg

no bully

>them girls who buy instagram likes but then realised their videos only got 20 views

today I wore
patrik ervell turtleneck
acne dress pants
common projects
yeah

punching way above my weight atm as well tbqh

where did you get this picture of me?

Going to inspect my bellend

I've doxxed her.

Going to be messaging her and telling her some creepy guy she met in UK has been sharing her nudes.

For you

Hahahahahahahaha

X

normie just revolves around game.

nothing wrong with the term you fucking cretin.

glad someone recognised my genius

do it lmao
she'd never believe it was me

>nothing wrong with the term you fucking cretin.

Ahh yes, the ladies love creepy men desperately trying to manipulate them into having a one night stand they will regret when they sober up

lol

have maintained almost daily contact for six years with a girl from sweden ive never met

roll up to you dressed in all black - jonsi

Are you spasticated like she is? Or generally ugly?

Refuse to believe any normal person would do this to themselves tb h

Autistic manchildren btfo

sorry man just kidding, wish you the best. happy for you that you found your little slice of happiness

ugly and autistic

man when i go out i just wear outdoors shorts liek kathmandu or berghaus or something and a grey nike jumper and it seems fine to me

...

Time to go to Japan and clean up

>they're finally getting rid of these things

what will railfans laugh at next?

Kanna

haha

post a pic of yourself la

>Fifa 17's story mode is called "the journey", and follows the story of a footballer called Alex Hunter.
>A trailer shown at EA's event showed the character with his family; being approached by an agent; and clashing with another footballer.
What if I don't want to be a black brit footballer?

I don't really put that much effort in anymore
I have all these expensive clothes but I wear them very casually

how's that getting btfo?

nobody cares what you want paki

best grand strategy videogame?

melbs?

The ruled do not get the freedom to decide what the common tongue should be. If they are given permission by the rulers, fair enough. If they want to fight and protest, fair enough. But if they choose to sit with a boot on their face and accept the terms, or they protest and fight and lose the argument, then they have no room to later complain over the lack of compassion the rulers showed.

We have reached a time where most people believe all nations are equal and all people should be treated as equals. As such it has been decided that you can come to my country and live here as my equal. If the idea that the rulers should be allowed to dictate basic rules so as to maintain the identity of their nation that they freely let you into, disgusts you so much we can go back to the guns if you like. We can destroy you and your country, and everything you hold dear.

And when you see us, standing tall across our empire reforged in the fires of battle, remember this. We were prepared to treat you as equals. But you were not prepared to move beyond the shame of your defeat.

is your name really alan

rock paper scissors

usually just wear zara clothes 2bh lads

skinny chinos and a plain t shirt

competed that mate all the cheevos too

probably living a decent and comfortable life into old age

there are a few that have been posted on /brit/ before

...

Sydney
only designers I buy from anymore are Patrik Ervell and Cav Empt
everything else Uniqlo/Grailed/sale

why do i get a 400 error for googling this

rock

keep us updated.

what does it mean if a car is written off? does it get scrapped?

don't get what happens

>that file name

Well EA Sports sure does seeing how I have a purchasing power that's orders of magnitude higher than yours, you proletarian Jamie Vardy-looking chav piece of shit

...

paper

haha get fucked

vic2 I'd say

true same
personally not into buying clothes lel

might bump into you at central and neither of us would be any the wiser

youtube.com/watch?v=KEV3PWNMjLA

just finished S2 of Gravity Falls.

for a kids cartoon it was actually pretty good.

too long

ed?

rats, beaten by the perfidious Brit once again!

scissors

fuck

Apparently not though you ugly shitskin cunt, otherwise they would have made the title character a paki like you wouldn't they

james wbu

reminder that if you're not from wessex, you cannot claim english or british achievments as your own

Grow up

reminder if you're not swarthy-looking you're not a true brit

why should i?

Thread idea: at 14:00, we all post "rock", "paper" or "scissors" and see who we beat

you get a letter in the post saying the car will never work again. hence 'written off'

Seems fine, there's no blood coming out.

Not sure how long I should leave it before I wank again though.

...

dibs on rock

the mallard centipede

youtube.com/watch?v=zgVHHBPcfCY

Kev?

why are anglo countries the best?

i mean there are some things other countries do better but as an overall package? anglos

Bit of a guilty pleasure for me too I gotta say, surprisingly funny. Used to watch it with my little sister, didn't really care about spending time with her, just thought the show was funny.

They probably will, you ugly Ken Loach character

hahahahah

>got some bread out the freezer
>gave it some time to defrost
>went to check on it
>it's defrosted, but it's soggy af
what should I do? how can I dry it off?

how do we reduce terrorism?

open the borders

microwave

eradicate islam

support a ban on greyhound racing and would also support banning horse racing

well muslims are ONLY terrorists because people say they are, so just don't, problem solved

ask the neets of /brit/ at 2pm on a workday to come up with a solution

submit to the will of allah

microwaves make things really soggy though

SCISSORS

Laughable, embarrassing

bit early mate

know your gameplan now, early bird

>PS2
>2016

ROCK

(i win)

www.strawpoll.me/11270960

www.strawpoll.me/11270960

www.strawpoll.me/11270960

www.strawpoll.me/11270960

britain is actually a pretty fantastic country to be in if you're right wing

>most of the public is concerned about immigration
>right wing governments keep winning elections and aren't going to stop
>people are getting tired of political correctness
>there's enough Pakis around doing awful things that you can constantly find something to be annoyed by if you look for it
>old people vote and young people don't
>everyone laughs at the left embarrassing itself
>there's like a hundred fascist movements around if you want to be far-right
>we've got a national pride about our Empire and how we used to rule the world

the only thing that really off-balances it is the mainstream media and social media which is always centre-left and left wing. Communities like London or university campuses are also very lefty but they're kind of leftist bubbles in their own world anyway so you don't need to care about them

there's just so many opportunities to be a Rorke.

don't think I'd be able to cope in Canada where the national identity consists of being holier than thou liberals and progressive, being beta polite, and trying to emphasise that you're not American. pretty sure most Canadians think Donald Trump is worse than Hitler as well

gas the taigs

with kindness

bomb them more haha

>Laughable, embarrassing

>mfw the only reason I still even have a job is because my boss takes company softball super serious and I'm irreplaceable

PAPER

PAPER
get fucked, rockfags

Paper
>tfw advanced tactics

scissors

scissors

hahaha thats sick man

not a fan of when im the only one who votes for the meme option in straw polls

rock

ROCK

way too late

>tfw i definitely have the best looking gf in this thread

good feel lads

twitter.com/AusAesthetics/status/778562926340808705

Aussies can NEVER show their faces here again

nuhhuh i win haha

this game really is like a game of rock, paper, scissors

>tories
>right wing

Haha! Love it!

unforunate

DARK MAGIC BEAT ALL OF YOU

RPS rematch at 14:10

dynamite

jesus

there are gfs in this thread?

feel like we didn't think this rock paper scissors thing through

my gf does photoshoots and modelling lad

they most definitely are right wing, we're a lot more right wing than the rest of europe

Just because Peter Hitchens and the American Republican Party think it's not "right wing enough" doesn't mean it's not.

im his internet gf

...

>get this man off the campus for his t-shirt
>he's a fascist!
Hmmm, really makes you think

It's not difficult, mongs just can't tell the time apparently

my dad could beat up your dad

...

*sends you all to the shadowrealm*

I have the best looking gf, but she goes to a different school

why? that lad was based

what do you mean

idiots, in /brit/? never!

>tfw no nugget gf

Honestly, I would. I would hard.

What was the t-shirt he was apparently supposed to be wearing? I couldn't make out what she said

Pauline Hanson is their version of are Nige, he was wearing a T-shirt supportive of her.

this i don't get it

can some aussie explain what she was chimping out over

it said "gas the pakis, race war now"

says it in the tweet you stupid shite

Hypothetical here lads, would you marry this if it was completely devoted to you and would love you until it dies.

Also whatever it has is non-hereditary

time to spend the afternoon browsing the internet for something to get annoyed about

Haha didn't notice that lad, was fixed on the video

The tories are about as socially conservative as the lib dems mate

>Pauline Hanson, Australian Senator, Urges End to Muslim Immigration

all you had to do was google the name on the tweet, do you both have learning disabilities?

>whatever it has
I'm more considered about what it doesn't have

>you marry this
its a person not a "this" you fuckin shilord cunt

but what would the old derros bet on?

It is literally a human fleshlight m8

*tips*

you're one of those cunts that sits on his phone in the pub and doesn't add to the conversation. fuck off

>Australian dropbear conservationist, surfer & emu war veteran. Paid by the Kremlin to shake the sauce bottle. Disciple of the Prophet Melhammad.
>Fuck Off We're Full
Is this one of those alt-rightist I've been hearing about

fleshlight can't talk or have feelings

otherwise mine would be begging me for a clean waheyy

>getting this angry over being called out as a mong

there there mate

>u mad

lmao

the Tories are a large party, you can't really generalise them

do you really believe Jacob Rees-Mogg is the same as Nicky Morgan? Or that Liam Fox is like Justine Greening?

the only thing that unites them is that they're all somewhat to the right, and they're taking this country in a right-wing direction

use your pea-brain next time, retardo

lib dem surge

neech?

you clearly are at this point

why do the runts blame jews for everything when its been clear that the whole time that i orchestrate of all their misfortunes

wait, oh yes, I remember, I tricked them into thinking they ever had free will

well carry on

was making that spelling mistake part of your master plan?

> How dare you stand up for your own interests white man!

kek

realised no matter what i do i'll never gain as much fame or recognition as this cat

well he is a nice cat

pretty funny how the "progressives" fight so hard in support of islam when they have such extreme right wing views

big lazza

lads?

why do we let these people in our countries?

just got a whole barrel of (You)s lads

There's a reason the majority of legitimate conservatives are backbenchers. It had been years since a tory government had any semblance of conservatism in its cabinet until the new government, in which the likes of Fox slipped in to appease the rightfully pissed off conservative-thinking populace who were still angry at how dodgy the appointment of the new prime minister was. If the majority of tory MPs were actually conservative minded then we wouldn't have someone like Theresa May as prime minister

because it's racist not to

new profile pic laddies

Why don't we take the new labour folk and put them in a party with the centrist tories?

what are your thoughts on drugs and antidepressants?

people who complain that the conservative party isn't right wing enough are like people who complain that the labour party isn't left wing enough

how does it feel to basically be a corbyn supporter?

new profile pic

r8 my zippy khakis :o)

go to bed Peter, nothing will ever make you happy

this post made no sense whastoever

Why are cathedrals so superior to mosques ?

Both sets of people are clearly against blairism so fair play to them

Go back to the grave, Ted Heath

just pointing out its about feeling superior to everyone else rather than actually thinking something

>At least 29 people drown as migrant boat capsizes off Egyptian coast, officials say

whatever happened to shuffling anyway?

youtube.com/watch?v=ZPaMdxC6CQI

Tony Blair did literally NOTHING wrong you pleb

still not making sense sorry

t. Tony

me in the picture

neither of these posts make any sense

i wont off this ride.

>Ted Heath

um I voted leave hunnie x

t. Free Market Conservative

Paul Newman is that you?

oh my
deary me

Doing 2 hours on the spin bike at the gym in the morning then 2 hours in the evening.

Been losing weight so quickly, don't know how people find this hard.

just said I'd work to 10:30 pm on friday
dunno why I've done this but I have

>i voted leave

remind me why the FUCK borders exist again?

fuming

>t. Free Market Conservative

*clicks update*

ah yes

remember having to use f5

Reminder that statistically, if someone here voted remain then they are a Rasheed.

i always think the same about this in australia. if the right of the labor (they use the yank spelling) party and the left of the liberal party (our "conservative" party) formed a centrist party no one else would ever be voted in again

all this time i've been smoking harmless tobacco

...

>there are generations of Cred Forums users who won't understand this image

no my memory is fried from nitrous oxide use (i think)

the LIB DEMS

sikhs confirmed bros again

Just the thought of a British person actually supporting either one of the American presidential candidates is... nauseating

higher european intelligence.

how else will i get attention on twitter

business idea:
merge New Labour with the LibDems
merge Old Labour with the Greens
merge the Tories with UKIP
get rid of the SNP and Plaid Cymru

YASSSSSSSSSSS

I press r to update 2bh lads

this is a very good idea

i would support this
t. lib dem

>merge Old Labour with the greens

Cruel

I disagree with nearly everything old Labour stood for but at least they were/are principled

Fuck you Wavy Gravy.

move centrist new labour blairite tories into the new labour lib dem party

at this point they're basically the same

>at least they were petulant children not willing to compromise to actually get things done

ah yes, very good
carry on

me on the right

literally a nightmare
imagine if your kids had to go to school with that

>going through old pictures
>stumble upon some major cringe pictures of me drinking vodka from a bottle whilst wearing a collared shirt because i wanted to impress my dutch internet friend when i was 17

absolutely howling at how much of a twat i used to be lads

...

dicustin

Moronic post

>used to be
haha yeah...

>used to be

not an argument really is it

business idea: comply with natural law

how predictable lmao

7 year have passed now lads i'm well past that stage of my life

also found nudes i took of my hairless twink body christ i can't believe how much i've changed

New

>oswald moseley

m8 pretty much the entire young population are morally deluded sensitive leftists with a superiority complex who love muslims and scared of being racist

this country is fucked

business idea:
kill all politicians and replace them with a super intelligent ai.

his name is Ronnie Pickering