/cum/

>tfw some spanish girl that was born in England and had a Royal accent was interested in me and I was too awkward to capitalize

What's worse is that I was 17 at the time and she was 21.
It's like I tripped and fell through the eye of a golden needle.
That'll never happen again

rip my hopes and dreams

>nearly got bit by a suspicious (rabid?) bat in august
>just picked up a cicada today on the ground thinking it needs help
>pick some of the 'white gum' off its body
>fucking christians follow and try to hand me their bibles
>after picking a while I notice the "gum" is coming out of its bodies
>the white stuff is actually just clumps of pinworms burrowing out of the dying cicada
>the fucking things are all over my hands
>put the cicada down and throughly wash hands
>read up on pinworms
>HIGHLY INFECTIOUS WILL PROBABLY GET INTO YOU THROUGH THE EGGS YOU CANNOT SEE
>possibly get pinworms in september

honestly FUCK this

sounds like a standard superhero origin to me lad

Florrie

Breitbart is our Daily Mail

New York Post is like Metro

Damn user

My

big

fat

paycheck

me when browsing porn streaming sites

Lmao

Lmao

Lmao

Big fan of anime porn with big titties women

Traps

Kill yourself faggot

Doooo you have the time
To listen to me whine
Dadadada something else

awful thread so far

>op is American

oh I see

...

source bud

They say don't go swimming after dark.
Hope I won't get eaten by a shark!!

I love all of you guys no matter how ugly you are

youtube.com/watch?v=uaIJ5g9bUWs

...

Hum seeing it from a non american eye, I feel like they clearly want some kind of revenge, nothing sound like equality from what I can see.

Can you wish me a happy birthday, /cum/?

Happy Halloween, cocksucker.

Happy birthday, bud!

birthday, friendo

Happy bday, succ

>forgot
Traps aren't gay nerd

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN

youtube.com/watch?v=OxikLFOaW74

t. homosexual

wtf i love fedora now

It's just like one of my Saturday morning Spanish nature shows.

He went out of his way to learn something for her, did something thoughtful he knew she would like, and gave her a gift.

But he has no car and he's not on the football team, so he was doomed from the start. Maybe they will marry decades down the line if he gets a good job instead of killing himself at 22.

pls b my gf!

Someone prove this true

I don't like any of the candidates tbqh senpaiília pero deep down I want Trump to win.

He'll move the GOP to the left and shut the Conservatives up with his pro-choice and lgbt anti-discrimination laws.

Also Hillary sacrifices humans

I hate teenagers
They're doing everything wrong

Trump is a human being who makes many mistakes and is not right about everything. Hillary is a lizard person who wants to eat us all. I know who I'm picking.

I was pretty convinced Trump was going to win, but now I think Hill and Bill are just going to rig the election assuming she doesn't die first.

What fever is it if you're into Indian chicks?

I've been seeing way too many indian qts, I want Indian gf now

curry fever

>Looks like a girl
>Smells like a girl
>Acts like a girl
how are traps gay again?

Poo in loo fever

they like cock LUL

cut my finger shaving, buds

...

No memes, do you think Trump should be president?
I think he is your safest bet.

Absolutely not.

Explain now why you're voting for a reptile person with a rapist for a keeper

No he pretends like he can fix everything and doesn't seem to know what he can actually do as a president

>vehemently opposes Trump
>doesn't support their reasoning with a single fact

Every fucking time.

I don't think any human is qualified to be president of the US

I could

Let me guess, CS degree?
I feel really fucking stupid for being too beta to talk to Curry qts in college.

All the qts go on to get jobs at Jewgle or M$ and the midsized companies I've worked in only get the ugliest girls and the smelliest of the manlets.

Blessings of Perkele upon you Americans and Mexicans :3

Tfw I know a girl that looks like Mercy but I don't know if I should talk to her

Because spics and muslims don't make me shart my pants in fear, so the man has given me zero reasons to vote for him.

youtube.com/watch?v=7VcqSjXMhbQ

i'd bang her

>being a satanist

you too, bud

No, accounting
They're easier to talk to for me, I'm just more comfortable around them and they usually are a bit interesting

Might ask one out soon desu, never even found Indians attractive until like a week ago

>tfw I don't know what to talk to girls
[spoiler]Or to anyone for that matter ;_:[/spoiler]

dawg damn

How about political views.
Hillary supports the TPP
Hillary supports the removal of Net Neutrality
Hillary was literally too incompetent to be committed for a federal crime.
Hillary did a terrible job as secretary of state.
She said she would declare war on Iran, and create a no fly zone against the Russians.

>roomies leave the door wide open every time they take a piss

I would get on that asap bud

Why is it so hard to study, I get distracted so easily

Can you give me advice

> Never found Indians attractive until like a week ago
Poo2loo are an intellectual's fetish.
Masturbating to saree girls and Hindi dirty talk is a sign of mental maturity.

I sincerely wish you good luck on your ventures m8.

KOREA

I had a dream that I got a gf last night

Nerdy poo on the loos in the dorky way are actually quite good. Unfortunately the most Indians I meet are good because their parents have made them memorize all the school books. And my shoe has greater personality and more life experiences.

Right that's it, I'm moving to Kalispell, Montana, and there's absolutely NOTHING you can do to stop me.

Move first, post later.

They are less than that, they have more health problems, have been in conflict with every group that has ever lived near them, whites are the gun nuts with arsenals that like to hunt, have less service in combat roles, etc. They would just get wiped out. Not to mention at its height only 6% of Southerners owned slaves and they have more opportunities than their African cousins. So not really sure which group deserves their vengeance. I mean they even fought against the Union for their slave masters and most are descended from said slave masters. So who would they get revenge on eachother?

Never go to jail/prison or enlist in the military.

I don't know bud
I have the same problem

There really isn't much I can tell other than just do it

You should set a goal for yourself and reward yourself once you reach it

honestly Trump is one of the first politicians in a long time to actually talk about Blacks as people

Obama made promises but never delivered.

for years the Republicans only cared about traditionalist whites (southern strategy)

and Democrats used blacks for votes by concentrating them and impoverishing them (Democrat plantation strategy)

Two problems with that

If an unattractive chick you weren't into and had nothing in common with put on a similar sort of performance for you, would that make you want to be her bf

Women work just like they do in my Japanese cartoons you moron

> Hillary supports the TPP
No, actually, she doesn't anymore, but regardless I don't have a problem with it.
> Hillary supports the removal of Net Neutrality
Again, completely wrong.
> Hillary was literally too incompetent to be committed for a federal crime.
That didn't even make sense.
I assume you mean the email scandal which showed great negligence and unsavory secrecy on her part. This is a good reason on its own, you don't have to try to phrase it like a sensational headline.
> Hillary did a terrible job as secretary of state.
100% opinion.
> She said she would declare war on Iran, and create a no fly zone against the Russians.
And the alternative is what? Forcing Iran to go to war with us, and sucking Putin's cock?

>No, actually, she doesn't anymore, but regardless I don't have a problem with it.
>Bill Clinton supports lower corporate tax rate, says reasoning for TPP clear
>CNBC - 5 hours ago

today is september 21

What's that bud?

Never forget

I think the age. Me(19) her (16). I live in Texas so don't really know if that's ok. The other I can't remember that well so give me a moment

> Bill
Whew.

Now, Im eager to hear what Melania's opinion on the federal reserve is, said no one ever.

Bill is a politician and he's going to parrot Hillary

Oh I see
I would tell you to wait u Tio she's at least 17 but that's. it good advice

I'm sorry but there's. I thing you can legally do

>I live in Texas so don't really know if that's ok

It's not. It would be if you were 18 and she was 16 or 17, or she was just 17.

*nothing

I've had insomnia for about a week now. When does it start fucking my shit up?

Bill WAS a politician, and doesn't hold an office any longer, and his wife has no legal, moral, or other binding agreement to follow HIS OWN opinions.

You're an idiot. Her husband is going to talk to journalists about how he disagrees with her running points?

batman is better than superman

youtube.com/watch?v=lSZo88WDbpg
thread theme

Define "better"

If we're talking "who'd beat who," it depends on the writer

If we're talking "who has the best stories," they are evenly matched and it depends on if you prefer street-level noir or cosmic problem plays

If we're talking "who's more interesting," than there's no point in arguing. People who dislike Superman will continue disliking him and that's no skin off my nose.

fuck all that
i'm more subjective about it; i know superman most likely will beat the shit up of batman in almost any context.
But i just think batman is cooler, even if he is all fucked up or even dead in the ground.. but just what i think

Wing Wednesday at Pizza Hut boys. Gonna get some wings and watch Avatar.

From the article you posted
> However, he stopped short of supporting the TPP. He added that his wife has said provisions on currency manipulation must be enforced and measures put in place in the United States to address any labor market dislocations that result from trade deals.
He had the right to disagree if he wanted to though, just like Melania had the right to post her ass on a porno magazine. They are presidential spouses not candidates.

I respect that. I guess I'd go with Superman because not only do I like him, but also I've always liked his setting and villains, which are closer to sort of 50s sci-fi/monster movies. I like the goofiness that comes with it.

Well I guess I'll be lonely

What i like the most about batman itself is the visual style and the dark tone of his story.
And it all began with (pic related) I don't know how many times i told my mom to rent me that movie everytime we went to the videostore just because i was fascinated with this cover.
I just read a few batman comics and xmen comics and i think superman too
but i was never a comic kid.
Also i always have been a visual person i get attracted first to the visual style and THEN explore the story

Ok

why are bitches wearing plastic 90s choker necklaces again
muh dick though

it means they might have a penis

Good taste, Mask of the Phantasm is a great movie. And I grew to love superhero stuff through the cartoons first as well. I read some Spider-Man comics when I was a kid, but that's about it. Now I'm pretty deep into it, mostly Silver Age DC stuff like Metal Men and Doom Patrol

>Also i always have been a visual person i get attracted first to the visual style and THEN explore the story
I get you, the designs of characters are typically what draw me in first as well.

New code for traps

Does anyone actually think that the blacks could pent a dent in our population? They are so small in comparison and are mostly jammed in the shitty part of coastal cities.

No. No no no. Stop ruining things I enjoy.

>Helping a single cicada

Mate, are you retarded? Cicadas don't live that much longer than September in their present form anyway.

Oh well

You can always wait 2 years

I actually remember being so shock with one of those dc superhero cards my brother used to collect that was about the ''death of robin''
it showed batman holding robin's corpse in the dark
good times

Honestly, I have no idea why they're back in style but I like it.

Wouldn't surprise me though if it was indeed a new thing for traps to identify why. Faggots always ruin everything.

Is mercy actually popular with the overwatch community? You see more cosplaying of mei and dva more than anything else.
>all those obese women in the dva skin suits

Death in the Family is a classic

10/10 women see's thing she likes and she wears it. Average woman see's 10/10 wearing thing and decides to buy it to be like 10/10 in some way. Its usually how it is with most popular things

Why is the West more Libertarian than the Northeast, MiddWest and especially South? Is it the cowboy spirit?

I should have preordered DQ7
I didn't realize how popular it was and can't find a copy, saddesu

>preordering
Are you a crack fiend but with media?

actually yes

No I don't think so
I'm kind of glad they don't
They would probably fuck it up

It would be cool if a professional did it
Rather than some fatty fucking up my favorite character

Also D.va cosplay is a shame most of the time and I don't care about Mei, I don't like her

lads I went and lurked on imgur for a bit, I thought I hated Cred Forums but holy shit did those fuckers make me want to drink bleach.

I miss her original VA's lines
>MEDIC! oh wait thats me

i'm not your lad bud

Smoked a bowl before going to bed and woke up feeling more refreshed than I've ever been

Then I found a dollar while walking to the subway

I wish you all a good day as well

I'm not your bud guy

That and the anti establishment attitude.

Do you have libertarians in Mexico?

commiefornians want that freedom to dudeweed and be gay or whatever

>cowboy spirit
>couple farm hands save up their cash to buy shitty pistols that have no sights worth using
>Their lives become so dull and apathetic that they are willingly to shoot each other in the middle of town just so someone can write a shitty novel to sell to retarded euros
>famous outlaws usually got shot in the back of the head while playing cards or hanged from what ever object was strong enough to support weight.
The west is famous for bullshiting up a story and selling it to Europeans who are so naive they will believe that Native Americans can summon buffalos.

But I'm impatient

They're all criminals or descendants of criminals, so it's a matter of self interest.

youtube.com/watch?v=Zm5INb2D-lw

biggest cuck on yt

reluctantly watching anime at this moment buds

Is Libertarianism really a thing in the USA? Somehow all the medias portray you guys kind of leftist imperialists.

I can't take reaction videos seriously unless it's someone like h3h3reacddit because despite all their lebbit memes because they actually make OC and don't just sit there and watch a fucking video made by someone else. I mean what is the fucking point? DO SOMETHING YOU FAT FUCK DON'T JUST SIT THERE LIKE A MONG

Melania Trump on blacked when

Copypasta

It's crazy, this is literally the most popular form of "entertainment" in the world today. Some fat fuck sitting in a chair, watching a video.

Going out to lunch with my gf

She's gonna bring a friend over with us

Where y'all heading

she's cheating on you with one of them

A local burger place
Her friend works there
He's going to get us free food

Nice, its great taking advantage of local businesses

>He

I'm sure he gives your gf his secret sauce for free all the time

>bring a friend
are you the same cuck from last night?

>he
user, I'm sorry but you're being cucked. I assumed it was a girl friend of hers

No she isn't

We buy from there often
This isn't bad

No im not being cucked
Also if she wanted to fuck him she'd let me know

Are you the same idiot from last night?

She does invite girl friends over too

youtube.com/watch?v=S_E2EHVxNAE

choon

>Also if she wanted to fuck him she'd let me know

>replying to "open relationship" cuck

bro it's an OPEN RELATIONSHIP...it's 2016 ya stuck up twat

>TACO BELL

That's clearly a guy, dude.

>communists would prefer everyone be poorer rather than everyone be over all richer but with a larger disparity of wealth

her legs look thick as fuck

I wonder why

Babbys first relationship?

Women will get away with what you let them get away with. She's getting her brains fucked out while you sit back and just think everything's cool. I hope you're not too attached, she'll leave you at the right opportunity. You need to be firm with a girl.

Yeah and if I wanted to fuck one of her friends I'd let her know
What's your point

Cute boy desu
Would black

>Breitbart
I thought Breitbart was British.

This isn't my first relationship
But it is my longest

This is the reason why Japan should have invaded the US mainland.

That you're not going to get pussy while she gets plenty of cock

Looks a bit like tom brady

How long?

>has a cuckboy who pays her bills
>still gets to fuck around with every guy she likes because she knows the cuckboy won't say a word
>he kisses her on the lips when she returns from a sidefuck and says "welcome back darling"

no reason for her to leave

Nice of your blacks to stop cucking themselves

tree fiddy

i'm really hungover and just want to smoke some dank tweed but i'm waiting for fire alarm tester guys to come to my apartment

>this is considered a weapon of mass destruction in europe

such a fucking choon

youtube.com/watch?v=VSIrOq6S5Uo

Not gonna lie, you can properly fuck someone up with one of these.

He can come some other time, schedule your life around (you)

hey /cum/
dodge this

>this is considered a political discourse in america

this

posting nice pictures

fuck off you danish subhuman piece of shit

While you were partying, I studied The Blade.

Probably. I use mine to fuck up these things mostly

wow, it's fucking nothing

Saw a cute thick black girls lads

Suck my hdi bourgeoisie nigger

no, it's mandatory, and i'd be fined if i didn't let them in today

>he doesnt like nature

yeah im sure giant glass rectangles are so awesome

>saw a cute
oh ok, what was it
>thick
hmm alright not bad
>black girl
no

you're living off old money that is quickly running out, your country will be bankrupt in your lifetime :(

I've tried to read the bible many times but I've never passed Exodus. What a fuckin snooze fest.

Go out to your car and hot box. If no car, stay inside and just open the window, try to zero your hits so you blow out less smoke and create a scene for your neighbors.

Or you can simply not give a fuck like the "alarm tester guys" probably already are doing (if they aren't already stoned themselves) and just blaze in your apartment properly. They most likely wont give a fuck.

From my years of renting and having to deal with maintenance men all the time, 99% of the time they don't give a shit what you're doing in your own home, so long as you don't get in their way while they're working.

????

Are u trying to imply black girls can't be cute

>implying millennial canadians can afford to own a car

Thick girls are the best.

...

Then just say fuck it and smoke. It's Canada after all. What punishment can come from smoking some bud in all places? The cops come and ask you politely to stop?

How did you guys find out about Cred Forums

>implying my slaves aren't cute
Hanz you better apologize

>slaves
Confederacy has risen again

One of the forums I frequented back in 2006 had an off-topic section where it was pretty much no rules (at the time) and people started talking about this place called "Cred Forums" and "Cred Forums".

So one day out of curiosity I decided to check it out. I really wish I hadn't, especially on Cred Forums back in 2006.

youtu.be/x0hmHGGAwzw

Music is so different now cuz guys are afraid to show emotion like this....they feel you have to be hard n gangsta

...

I am
Almost 2 years
But you're wrong
And we split bills and food

i don't know if americans are aware but young canadians live in squalid conditions

everything costs about double or more what it does in the US, and our tax brackets are absurd

almost no one under 35 owns a car where i live

>But you're wrong
;-)

b was my start place too, I ventured out and 7 years later I'm still here, I don't see myself leaving ever

>this is what libertardians actually believe

i live in a socialist country that is running out of money, see

a zip and a double cup

>this is what libertardians actually believe

My last relationship lasted a bit longer, that girl I loved man, for the time she was my only friend. We did everything together. One day she dropped me out of the blue for a richer dude. Don't ever let her get so comfortable, mate. Learn from me, because man, I sure have

It's usually everyone's starting board, especially back then since there were far less boards, Cred Forums was even less restricted so that's how you usually heard about Cred Forums, and seeing/reading such shit on the internet hadn't fully become "the norm" since social media hadn't fully picked up into the Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, shitfest it is today.

But Cred Forums back in 2004-2007ish was waaaaay different compared to now, even in 2009.

Why isn't prostitution legal

Denmark isn't like Norway or Canada, lad. They actually produce things

what percentage of people between 18-30 live with your parents there? how many people own cars in this demographic?

the standard of living for millennials is DRASTICALLY worse than our parents were

...

Socialism should be banned.

Democracy was a mistake

We need to abolish the government soon if we want to keep any sort of freedom at all.

So you want Russia back?
I knew you still love your old master.
Dogs are loyal.

Different in what way

Do you get bad flies and mosquitos in wetlands there? We have some nice areas here but I only go in the winter because of the bugs.

I honestly don't remember, but I think it had something to do with YTMND. Probably someone made a YTMND of some shitty Cred Forums forced meme, I googled it, and got to Cred Forums from there. This was 2005.

What is your experience with African immigrants, /cum/?

>disciplined
>most of them shun american nigger culture
>very ambitious and determined to succeed in the US
>usually pushed very hard by their parents, even more so than asians

check for autism, mate

looks like a screenshot from STALKER

Muh slavery
Pay reparation
The West is pledging Africa
We wuz Pharaons and shits

How does it feel being literally wrong and ignorant bourgie shitsistern.

literally 0 bugs there, i was surprised

was there today, the photos are self taken

Whatever dude
Enjoy your hand

Do you love and stand with Israel?

They're either mouthbreathing Somali lanklets selling drugs or wannabe Americans
youtube.com/watch?v=yXZo9EOoIQE

africans?

>Enjoy your hand
>I'm a cuck but at least I have sex...sometimes ha..ha

Why is it that you guys get the shittiest immigrants from Africa while we tend to get the best? (except for somalis, they're cancer on every continent)

business idea: ban all germans from /cum/

Yes

I'd imagine it's easier to emigrate from one of France's former colonies to France than it is to immigrate to the US

They're pretty nice desu

Way better than black Americans

I'm not a cuck but you can keep spamming your dumb memes

let me fix it

ban all asian footfags from /cum/

that other german is a top lad

That must be delightfully comfy, then. Quite beautiful.

I want to see all of Palestine napalm bombed.

>I'm not a cuck but I let my "girlfriend" fuck other guys because h-hey at least I am not single haha
>we split bills btw!!!

Words can't describe.

yes

better Israel than Ar*b durka state number 9001

you count as german, austria :^)

She lets me fuck other girls

That's the difference between cuckholdry and open relationships dumbfuck

>She lets me fuck other girls
>That's the difference between cuckholdry and open relationships dumbfuck

fuggg :DDDDDD
the 3k walk through the path is truly superb imo

really beautiful at this time of the year

>She lets me fuck other girls
>he says while fapping alone one room while Darius pounds her poon in another

>she lets me fuck other girls
>other girls fucked so far: 0
>why? well, gosh darn, I LOVE being a cuck

>

Imagine going to bed alone at night, knowing that "your" gf is out at the club getting gangbanged

>implying you actually have

>>
>

>she "lets" me fuck other girls
So she has to allow you to have relations with another woman, she herself is not enough to satisfy you, and you are not enough to satisfy her. Wonderful

snowden has changed

Explain the open relationship meme to me. Why would I go into a relationship with a girl like this when I can just continue bar hopping?

SALEEM AL SAWAREEM

I'm jelly.

i think it's been spurned on by economics

everyone is too poor to not have a room mate and would like one they can fuck, i think

support our marshes pls

I have
Sex is not a relationship dumbass

i just realised this looks like a Bob Ross painting

You see that would make sense if everyone was completely retarded and if when you said poor it actually ment poor and not
>bruh im so poor i cant even afford netflix and takeout 7 days a week WTF

>I have

>we "love" each other but we won't commit for dubious reasons
>it's a next level kind of love, you wouldn't understand

this is what cucks ACTUALLY believe

$1000 a month for rent is a lot of money if you don't get paid very well

i skipped work today so my surveillance camera motion detection has been emailing me pictures of myself lololol

The only appeal I can see to allowing a woman that I am in a relationship with to fuck another man is that I get to fuck other women. But when I think about it this just makes the girl im in a relationship about equal to the random girls im currently fucking. Maybe its a difference in how we are raised or maybe you are just disturbed but you sound like a cuckold in denial or your fetish.

Alright I have two gfs now and I feel like shit that I could ever do something like this, how do I choose one?

keep both and add a third

the thing is with open relationships is the disparity between how easy it is for women to get laid compared to women really makes it unfair

you look like alpha male

>We love each other, really, we do!
>But...she's no- we're not sexually atracted to each other
>But that's okay! See, sometimes she brings other guys back home, this is called an open relationship
>I can do it too, of course, but I...much prefer a quiet night alone

do you own a beard trimmer? you really should

what happened?

>deluding yourself into thinking that your girlfriend fucking other guys is a good thing
next level mental illness

Keep collecting

>can afford 1000 a month rent
You've never been poor in your life. Come back when you have lived in a garage on nothing but game and a home garden.

yes i do, i prefer my beard a little crazy though, but i do properly clean it up and shape it every few months

i don't really understand why you reacted this way, i was just saying i think a lot of people just want to have a room mate they can fuck

i don't understand what this has to do with me having been poor, and yes i was young once too, and lived in a house with 7 room mates, we even cordoned off our living room so another guy could live there

>american social security

So the whole appeal is aimed towards women then? Is this just a rich fetish thing like businessmen and bdsm?

Whatever

You people don't know shit
I'm off to lunch

>what happened?
I'm an idiot

anyone who isn't clean shaven needs to be put to death

How do Social Security Numbers work? Is it just citizens with them?

Have fun with your bull

say that to my face irl faggot

>we even cordoned off our living room so another guy could live there

I'll never do this again. Fuck, unless I absolutely had to, I'd never have roommates ever again, even if it meant me losing some luxuries with cheaper bills.

Last time I tried to help someone out and corner off my living room with two other roommates, the son of a bitch who we helped, ended up packing up while we were at work and just took off, no money, nothing.

*Im off to make my gf and her date a nice vegan lunch

t. can't grow stubble

Lmao, you're just butthurt you can't grow facial hair. I remember you making a bunch of posts complaining about that before

I'm sure your gf is having a foot long for lunch

How do we fix American police system

that seems like a fascist policy.

legalizing drugs and prostitution would be a step in the right direction

more guns, more motercycles, cool helments

arm citizens
a good guy with a gun can stop the true injustice

I am the bull

We're getting burger she fuckwit

less niggers

I think I reached a state of enlightenment last night and broke free of my autism

Give urban cops flamethrowers.

t. wannabe grizzly adams

Hitler had a mustache, what a degenerate

>I am the bull
weight wise maybe

>I-I'm the bull! I'm serious!
>We're getting burger she fuckwit
>incoherent rambling brought on by hurt feelings

Underage or foreigner?

Only citizens get social security numbers, and they're numbered through groupings depending on whatever thing the grouping requires of them.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Social_Security_number

You obviously aren't secure with the way your relationship is if you feel the need to defend yourself so vehemently

this song is legit epic

youtube.com/watch?v=OffF0e2h4TU

>me and my gf are in an open relationship!
>n-no i can fuck other girls to!
>why dont I just fuck women instead of being in an open relationship? I-ITS NOT THE SAME STOP QUESTIONING ME
>YOU GUYS DONT KNOW ANYTHING IM NOT UPSET IM NOT! YOU AREN"T RIGHT MY GF LOVES ME AND TYRONE! and Dillian... and jeffery..... and scott..... bush, jackie, john, Chris, Wang, BUT THAT DOESNT MATTER

go on...

You know user most people who are confident in their relationship dont react the way you do. The way you reply is kind of angry+desperate.

How can I fake an SSN?
I want to visit the US on vacay and never leave.

Well she has anxiety problems and I'm worried she wont be outgoing enough for me, so I met another girl and now we're starting a relationship too. I dont know what I should do, it's actually killing me that I'd do that too her

You need more than just a SSN

Good god do you listen to some gay ass shit...

Become a citizen.

Can I just marry your sister? Or your mom?

youtube.com/watch?v=6EfhAFA2yFE

just go to a sanctuary city

or you can pay me to get gay married (i have us citizenship)

I want German citizenship desu

i can get german citizenship too through the repatriation program so you can gay marry me for that as well

I just pictured an autistic German guy dancing around his tiny apartment in his underwear jamming out to this shit.

is the new girl brown, too? :^)

Damn dude do you have every citizenship

What happened user? I had a good experience at a party this spring and I got a girl's number after having been an autist my whole life. However I've been an autist since then as well.

just us/canadian and could get german because my dad was born there, maybe i'll do it just to take memey passport photos

You're not really autistic then, just lazy at life.

autism is the next stage of evolution, you have regressed

i wish i was autistic

I only jam to Taiwanese Metal
youtube.com/watch?v=4jYsu5-TJQ8

Wow, thanks for your helpful advice, it's really appreciated -__- . Yes she is brown

That's true I guess. I have extreme anxiety and pretty much curl up into a ball in new social situations unless I'm drunk or already hyped up in some way. I'm slowly working my way out of it, but I had a terrible spring semester that completely crushed by confidence again so bleh. But we rollin anyway.

Honestly the sheer pragmatist in me says go with whichever one you have easier access to. Apologise to the other, say long distance isn't going to work out, and move on. That and/or draw up a list of pros and cons and try to decide based on that.

also post their pics and let /cum/ decide for you :^)

>I have extreme anxiety

user, polygamy is completely natural.

Why are women allowed to be police officers

nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2016/09/video-fatal-police-shooting-of-unarmed-black-man-in-tulsa.html

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