/brit/

smaller than lake victoria

is there anything more spineless than being a part of a republic?

>supporting an unelected leader

royalists are absurd

the same way as everyone else i would assume?

Kanna

1. Young people hardly ever voted. Only 30% of Under 35s bothered voting in the Referendum
2. By the time they actually start voting, they'll have families and they'll be paying taxes. People become more conservative as they age and their views become more moderate.
3. You're really thinking about the middle class, people loud on social media. There are more young people who are working class, and have more traditional views because of their parents. They're not very political though

We'll be fine. UK is a Shy Tory majority country. The progressives of this country are always a minority

god elected her sweetie x
who do you trust more, god or rasheed

fuck off you pathetic fag

*sparks you up and inhales your burning material*

Wish /brit/ would stop tarring muslims with the same brush as they do with islamic fundamentalists.

a consensus vote of the British people will be proof enough that they are wanted

but jobs want a highly motivated, enthusiastic and outgoing candidate who is a team player

>meant well
I can't really trust a man who joins the Conservatives then joins Labour then becomes a fascist just because it makes him more popular in the short-term

Plus he was a socialist and pro-European superstate. Can't be having that.

If you want to have a Rorke hero, then make it Enoch Powell. He was a good lad and a true British patriot who cared for his people and his country.

they're just following their religion m8

Was just doing a wank and felt pretty uninspired so I loaded up a picture of the ex and cummed pretty quickly. Nothing special about her desu, but it adds that danger-wank element which just intensifies everything. Problematic situation though because I've been trying and failing to get over her for a couple of years.

All employers want the best person ever but obviously they're not going to get them and they know that
Just give them enough to justify a salary

youtube.com/watch?v=dctsh_1zjOM
choon lasd

nice blog post

falsify your resume

this 2bh

people liked coldplay and voted for the nazis
you can't trust people, jeremy

Thanks, I'm looking to monetise them once I've got a healthy following so that I can enjoy a comfy NEET income.

but then I'd be lying and they might catch me out on something in the interview

>couple of years

jeez, i thought i was slow. Took me 4 months before i didn't care.

Non-Americans are generally smaller thn lakes.

save enough money for a shitbox then get a job delivering pizzas then

need an anti-immigration socialist party

Haven't looked at my ex's nudes since we broke up the second time nearly a year ago now

after the first time i was always looking at them and it's probably partly why i couldn't get over her 2bh

the BNP

Yeah I know, biggest problem for me was people told me 'time heals everything' so I just did literally nothing and waited to feel ok again. Didn't try to meet any new girl or anything, so just got more and more lonely and didn't get over her at all. Think it's much better to just put yourself out there a little bit asap, even if you're feeling shit.

Never got any nudes meself, this is just facebook. But yeah, think it's best to just avoid 100% of all contact or internet pseudo-contact with them until you genuinely don't give a shit about them one way or the other.

too many dafties

>Resume

Fuck off yank.

Yeah but it's also more than 60% white which is a lot better than certain countries.

ah yes let me learn how to drive, pass the theory and practical tests, then somehow save up money to buy a vehicle

odd plan

Ah yes, Trumpkins

>wants an anti-immigration socialist party
>doesn't want dafties

pick one and only one mate

>phone posting

do one you cretin

go on then, it's not like you're doing anything else with your life at the moment

it'll be good for you :^)

yep, i haven't opened her fb since either, i deleted her off everything took all the pics off my phone etc (although i couldn't quite bring myself to delete them forever so they're all on some folder on my laptop)

i also deleted all her friends on fb. literally nuked her from my life and it was the best thing i ever did

The "Kek" meme honestly made me realise how many underage people use Cred Forums

:^)

>letter from barclays
>interest dropped from 0.25 to 0.05

thanks brexitfags

probably has a bunch a gay-cure and climate change deniers in it tho

>letter from gf
>interest dropped from 0.25 to 0.05

thanks chads

kek

>:^)

such cancer

His name is Ronnie Pickering.

>Wales

The Welsh education system ranks behind Vietnam.
Large swathes of Wales are poorer than Bulgaria.
The Welsh NHS waiting times are longer than anywhere else in the UK.

Wales truly is the sick man of Britain.

>>letter from barclays
>>interest dropped from 0.25 to 0.05

>thanks brexitfags

Took me about a year to get to that stage, fell for the 'we can still be friends' meme at first. Seems a shame to completely delete the person from your life, but it's the only sensible option if you actually cared about them desu.

How arrogant is it of a customer to email you and mark their email as "high importance"
Fucking get over yourself, you little prick, I wouldn't dream of being so obnoxious

>2016
>savings account
Haha

wew lads

just drove to sainsburys to do my shopping and i wore my plug the entire time

felt a bit cheeky i must admit

really excited for the silicon valley bubble to burst lads
loads of (((venture capitalists))) losing their money to young nerds is nothing short of a victory

Your squat plug?

Once you realise that everyone of recent generations thinks of their lives as films that they're the stars of, you'll have a much easier time thinking of ways to get people to do what you want.

Why is America so terrible when it comes to editing action?

my bum plug mate

>Once you realise that everyone of recent generations thinks of their lives as films that they're the stars of, you'll have a much easier time thinking of ways to get people to do what you want.

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1474466488594.webm

>freshers on the SU night fb trying to banter

nawh cute desu

I'm at work so I can't have sound on, what's she saying?

does Tinder keep showing you girls that have liked you which you haven't liked it return?

keep seeing the same women even though i've said no to them.

"Get your cock out, son. It's been a while since I've gagged on it."

alri :)

>saying no to anything other than hambeasts

post fucking machines

holy h*ck

have all my chat with my ex archived on whatsapp lads

reckon it's a good idea to read through it now that i'm completely over it and with someone else?

or is there a risk it could bring back old feelings

ffs
replied to wrong post

and what will you give me in return

burn it all down and start again.

why do you think anyone here cares?

didn't ask for someone to care, asked for someone to advise me

black and brown immigrants were a mistake

eastern euro builders in the street look at me very strangely now

I feel like I will get acid attacked one day.

just delete it all and forget about it

ok heres some advice: kill yourself

shekels

>having all of that shit archived and considering reading it
>completely over it

pick one m8

really really uncalled for imo

What do you have to gain from it?

>or is there a risk it could bring back old feelings

feelings are for girls.

listening to Russian Orthodox chant music

need a russian gf or bf tbqh

link?

I have an orthodox church near me that gets quite busy

dunno just might be a laugh
really man I am, i have a new gf and i'm completely in love with her now. just think it would be interesting to read back the things i used to say

russian folk song are pretty badarse too.

no it wouldn't
just fucking delete it you spacker

that's a man baby

you're a manbaby

/brat/ is incredibly slow today

o-okay

"Black Lives Matter" means what it says.
There is no need for further explanation.

ludders

the best songs are those that have a memory of a period of time during your life attached to it

listening to songs I used to listen to in school and I can remember distinct months and years

the best gimmicks are those that are posted twice a day

had a bit of nostalgia today with that desu I listened to some old parkway drive and realised that this day literally 6 years ago was when I saw them live and then I remembered the last few months of high school and the party I went to a couple of days after the concert. feels bad but good desu

i used to listen to a lot of Lostprophets and had fond memories until noncey Ian ruined it for everyone.

xiaomi

Posted this in an earlier thread but got absolutely no (You)s whatsoever, so I now DEMAND you rate my Irish ballad.

vocaroo.com/i/s0KhCN1aRSPG

@65173318
no (You)'s for you m8

>tfw orthodox
chants are pretty sick desu

very good post

xiaoyu

need a coronation chicken sandwich

why is /brit/ so slow this eve?

very nice

the normie invasion drove away all the autists and everyone's at work or uni

Frenchwomen belong to British men.

...

That's ok, you can keep them

Rude.

Not rude.

abnormies will never understand but this feel is unironically worse than being a kissless virgin

don't want to be alive
don't want to be dead
what do /brit/

shave them down first.

OWNER OF A LONELY HEART

IS MUCH BETTER THAN AN OWNER OF A BROKEN HEART

become undead.

i've had 3 gfs and never felt particularly bad when i broke up with any of them

Well that's fine you obviously didn't love them

might do a crusade.
anyone interested?

Rude

Only if the target is too weak to fight back. May I suggest: the Irish

i might be actually

always wanted to see the culture of the middle east

sunny beaches and slaying pakis might make it even nicer

Howling

...

evening course i was gonna do doesnt have enough people so im going to have to switch to the morning one ffs

only reason i was doing it is because it wasn't on so early

if the gf doesn't do something exciting soon i'm gonna bin her lads

so fucking bored of her it's genuinely stressing me out

honestly don't think many people would be opposed if Britain, France, America and Germany announced we were at war with Saudi Arabia.

will they euthanise me in switzerland for my ugliness

i walked into the room dripping in gold

wish I could re-do uni but this time with no anxiety and some learning discipline

no but that will probably never happen

(You)

is anxiety stuck with you for life? asking for a mate

>confidence gradually builds up over the month
>accidentally open camera
>all confidence gone and back to square one

ah yes

Thanks

literally me

drakes If You're Reading This album is spectacular

don't even like rap but this is completely euphoric

...

really can't decide what new dildo to buy

any recommendations?

wish i was back in the UK

whatever you say lad. the album probably has some of the best songs I've ever listened to

where u from lad

i'm embarrassed for you

I just wanna lay you down, let me take you from behind, I won't cum until it's time

uk

Please be satire

london

fucking hell, that was quick

...

correct

Just want to grow up to be a debaser lads.

Are Wales and Northern Ireland good places for holidays? Last July I went to Scotland and Glasgow's accent was quite complicated, also went to Manchester and felt quite disappointed because I thought it was a bigger city.

got some very nice new cursors

No.

Why on earth is a chilean holidaying on our miserable little island. Go somewhere better m8

>northern ireland

avoid it lad

Glasgow is a shithole. Manchester is a shithole. Not too sure why you went there
London and some other towns are the only places worth visiting, just make sure you avoid the shit areas.

Northern Ireland is literally in a war. Wales is decent if you go to Snowdonia or the other national parks.

like I said, I think rap is shit

this is on a different level though. they put decent effort into it. completely different genre

I like to travel. Also for English improving.

thing about recommending sowdonia and the national parks is that, yes they are nice, but other countries do it better

simply don't visit the UK unless you really want to see london. do it once and then never return. other countries are better.

Come to Bradford.

Anyone else going to watch Akira tonight?

>Northern Ireland is literally in a war

wow people are posting from the 1980s here now? cool

Don't be a twat

delusional, come back when you grow up lad

Went also to London and Liverpool in England, Edinburgh in Scotland and Dublin in Ireland.

What game should I play?

>Also for English improving.
And to improve my English.

free lesson famadan

a game of pretend

we're the 8th most visited country on earth you autistic twat

wales could be a good option, it's got some recent development in adventure sports

>Chilean has visited Liverpool, Manchester and Dublin
>I still haven't

lol

How about Uganda? I think you have nice movies like TEBAATUSASULA.

a game of chance

Going to pretend to be normal.

Liverpool, Edinburgh and London are the only good shouts. There's nothing else worth seeing

What did you think of Liverpool la?

Anybody ever get with a foreign student from an Asian cunt?

Seems hard but easy at the same time

80% of the visitors go to London
19% are Chinese visiting Oxford, Cambridge, Bath, Edinburgh
1% are those weird Dutch and German tourists who go to Devon and shit (????)

Football Manager la

Thanks m8, at least I speak better than 98% of my country.

i play the games round here lad

your English is perfectly passable desu

your point?

Really miss this gimmick.

Cambridge mentioned

>TEBAATUSASULA.
good lad. screamed when I first found this

I was in Devon this summer and there were fucking Spaniards everywhere

I have, she said I was her first kiss. As the night came to a close my sperginess got more and more apparent so I failed in taking her back to mine.

You will not find a more beautiful country, nor a more powerful experience than being metres away from a wild Mountain Gorilla.

But i still recommend Bradford.

Very nice, not Beatles fan but I enjoyed the music clubs and docks. However compared to other cities in Europe I have been I felt it kinda small but bigger than Manchester.

Never have to leave the house again now that I have a fleshlight and pizza hut app on my iphone

shit tons of people go to see stratford because of shakespeare, manchester to watch football (people unironically fly half way across the world to go to the games) and liverpool because of the beatles

book a train to liverpool now m8 and spend a weekend there. you won't regret it

ignore manchestshit tho

I am a pathetic excuse of a human being

the gf

plenty of gorillas in Bradford tbf

oh fuck it I give up

Reminder it is LITERALLY cheaper to fly to Edinburgh from London than get a train

reported you to the police for racism offences

Was communication a problem at all?

Most exchange students here have heavy accents

Yeah our cities are smaller here except Londonw which is ridiculous. Manchester is bigger than Liverpool though mate.

Which clubs did you go to in Liverpool m8? I'm not a fan of the Beatles at all either but Liverpool is my favourite place in the UK and I've travelled a lot

A Welsh family told me I had very good pronunciation, however I'm always nervous because I'm too shy even for an user.

>come here to practice my english

>everyone is extremely rude

haven't seen the new £5 yet

>meet a qt
>she has a bf

Every single fucking time.

Where do people scoop up single qt's?

reminder that it literally costs nothing to walk from london to edinburgh you lazy cunt

that doesn't surprise me at all

literally what is the difference between Coke Zero and Diet Coke?

once you get past the age of 16-17 all the good ones have pretty much gone forever

you're left with the bargain bin rejects so just suck it up and take one

>went on holiday to some old cabin
>take the first bowl I find so that I can have cereal
>starts to taste strange
>its dated 1850 on the back of the plate

ahh yes

it's cheaper for me to fly all over europe on ryanair flights than it is to get fucking trains to other UK cities

public transport in this country is a fucking joke. i unironically spend almost the same amount on the coach to the airport as i do for the plane ticket when i fly to europe

very slightly different recipe

Really? I was near Chinatown in Manchester and didn't see to many monuments or tourist information, in fact it really surprised me that there were only sightseeing tours in Saturdays (according to the tourist info).

I went to Cavern and the Philharmonic (where Lennon usually went).

looks more aesthetic in a black can

>the dating advice of the child

ah yes, will be taking this

I get shy when speaking foreign languages

people love it tho so dont worry

>went to a magic cabin
>pick up a bowl
>it turns into a plate

public transport is fine here 2bh. its just the prices that are too steep

more caffeine in diet coke

At time yes, she seemed to have no problem understanding me but I'm not very good with non-english accents and had to ask her to repeat stuff sometimes. I also had to stifle laughter at times when she pronounced something terribly.

>miserable little island
fuck off home then rasheed

Ahh, classic.

I actually lived in Liverpool for 3 years before I finally went inside the Cavern lel

bargain idea: when you need to go to a different British city, fly to Amsterdam then fly back to the other airport

>other countries are better
t. has never left his borough of newham

that was the point m8, the prices are a joke

>pack a bowl
>smoke it
>turns into a plate
woah

A flight to Miami from Toronto is almost 100 dollars cheaper than a flight to Vancouver

Canada is literally segregated along provincial lines

if you don't make monthly donations to a cat shelter then you aren't human

Yoga 710?

might create a northern army and go town to town picking up more recruits and then march to london and burn down parliament

thoughts?

I've literally visited 9 countries only this year mate. I get around a lot.

>tfw no Karl bf

youtube.com/watch?v=bTeoSV80_6o

excellent business idea

I'll raise the levies right away.

shut the fuck up before I launch you into the ISS

yeah evidently seeking asylum

I like being miserable
I also like that feeling where you don't eat for a few days and there's that burning sensation in your tummy and ribs :)

lost my magic plate lads

says 1850 on the back of it

any of you lads seen it around?

THA BIES R BAK IN TOON

THA BIES R BAK IN TOON

DU NU NU NU NU

good one famalam

ruddy nora

source? know who the bird is but what thread?

However the best experience was in a pub in Manchester where they were live rock and metal bands, I also got free CDs

can't make it at 710 2bh

can do 730

Is York objectively the best place to live in the UK?

Not so fast Saxon

It's more expensive for me to get from canterbury to london than to fly to europe

If you like rock and metal you should have gone to a place called Krazyhouse in Liverpool

nah lahndahn is

that's not grimsby

Just me and my daddy, hanging out I got pretty hungry so I started to pout He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy and I asked what and he said he'd give me his cummies! Yeah! Yeah! I drink them! I slurp them! I swallow them whole It makes daddy happy so it's my only goal... Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 1 cummy, 2 cummy, 3 cummy, 4 I'm daddy's princess but I'm also a whore! He makes me feel squishy!He makes me feel good! He makes me feel everything a little should!~

I am speaking to you from the Cabinet Room at 10 Downing Street.

This morning the /brit/ Ambassador in Krautchan handed the Wehrmachtboos a final note stating that, unless we hear from them by 11 o'clock that they were prepared at once to withdraw their troops from /polska/, a state of war would exist between us. I have to tell you now that no such undertaking has been received, and that consequently this country is at war with /deutsch/.

Any good British movies to watch? Preferably before 2000.

are you mexican

lost my chamber pot lads

it's labelled 1850 on the back? any of you's seen it?

York is a shithole

Just like the rest of these 'historic' town/cities that can be walked over in 3 minutes and the rest of the town is a fucking ugly pile of shit from 1973

That would be Stoke-on-Trent

>South African police have fired stun grenades and arrested 31 students in Johannesburg, as a wave of protests hit universities across the country.

>Students are demanding free education and denounced government plans to raise tuition fees by up to 8% in 2017.

south africa is so shit

for the price of an annual railway season ticket from milton keynes to london I could travel the world for 2 years and have money left over

Lads I just got my hands on two of the new fivers out of a cash machine

they're actually dead good, thought they'd feel plasticky and shitty but they're silky and nice.

Next time, maybe in 5 years lel

snatch

i agree with what you say but
>public transport in this country is a fucking joke.
nah mate maybe compared to some of western europe but we dont really have it too bad

Henry V

based on a true story

Nah sorry, got a bowl with 1850 on it though

burn them

new

GIBS SEAT!!!!!!!!!!!!

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3800246/I-m-sure-wives-mothers-proud-Disabled-woman-shames-fellow-train-passengers-Facebook-refused-reserved-seats.html

I don't like em too much

Pretty small and felt like Monopoly money or something

>York is a shithole
ummm no rasheedie x

nice camera lad. iphone 6s?

>paying for train journeys

>he doesn't work for the railways and get free travel on everything

wb flying to the US

An acquaintance of mine was spouting in the street about how terrible it was for them to put a "war criminal" on the new fivers.

I am from Arkansas

my new gf and her son on the right

I'm talking exclusively about price mate. We're well serviced of course but the prices are a complete ripoff.

Just me and my daddy, hanging out I got pretty hungry so I started to pout He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy and I asked what and he said he'd give me his cummies! Yeah! Yeah! I drink them! I slurp them! I swallow them whole It makes daddy happy so it's my only goal... Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 1 cummy, 2 cummy, 3 cummy, 4 I'm daddy's princess but I'm also a whore! He makes me feel squishy!He makes me feel good! He makes me feel everything a little princess should!~

yes

unironically kent or any of the home counties

yeah it is actually haha

why do you need english practice then

The gf

very lewd

Her son is taller than her.

we've all seen it before mate.

They speak German there

When I was commuting to London I used to get railcard prices without owning a railcard because there was barely every anyone working them and I knew how to avoid them

saved a 1/3 off railfares every day it saved me about £800 over 5 months

disgusting slag

>fivers out of a cash machine
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>yanks WILL build a wall to keep this out

can't stand our miserable little island lads

wish we more immigrants to make everywhere like london (the only part of our shithole worth visiting)

>he doesn't live in Bath

hello tahmul al-baklava

I don't get it

Holocaust didn't happen

What kind of poor shithole lets you get fivers out of a cash machine?
Bet it's up North

what this pillock sperging out for?

>arkansas
>pronounced "OUR CAN SAW"

???

Well, time to go m8s. Have a nice day or whatever.

was in dartmouth recently. packed to shit with tourists

all our bills have been plastic for years now
who cares, its just your daily good goy tokens
it could be petrified shit with the Queens face on it for all it matters

*refutes you*
*wins*

bath is only really worth having a day trip to to see the roman baths or whatever

we must stomp the north americans out of this general, we musnt show any mercy

Why are British so bad at war? It makes me wonder

bit rude lad

ta lad you too

>two men refused to move out of seats that a disabled woman reserved

what would you do in this situation? what if you reserved those seats and these smug pricks just laughed at you when you told them to move?

*wanders off to talk to someone else*
*looks behind me nervously and sees you spasming angrily on the floor, dribbling and squeaking*
*keeps walking*

Ahh yes America our so-called greatest allt

He was just another man tryin to teach me somethin

*calls you a kike*
*returns to the basement*

Fuck off Nip

bring back hanging

I dunno mate, don't think you Chinese ever beat Napoleon.

rubbish or garbage?

Bath has the best architecture in the UK. Everywhere else is a 70s industrial estate

did not know this, TIL

muh diffraction grating though

call him a paki and theres nothing he could do about it

grab his phone and chuck it down the carriage so he has to move.

>twn live on that little island in the left just off the coast

got called a Luddite in homebase

if there were other seats available I probably wouldn't say anything because I am a beta

if not, I'd have to wait for the ticket man to come so I could grass them up

>southerners are so shit that they have to reserve seats on a train

America has only ever shat all over the UK and made you pay to clean it up

Literally this

They would literally begin trembling before me the moment I approached them

he would cave your skull in

its a river you dimwit

Sneak up behind him, pop your arse over the head rest of the chair and give him a little fart

I'm sure their wives and mothers would be proud

Nothing, they're both full of shit that doesn't belong in your body desu

rubbish

Northern trains are literally made from bits of old buses

I hate pintrest so much
>want an image
>oh its cockblocked by Pintrest
>finally make an account
>all the images are tiny as fuck and I can't find their source anyways.

>Jemma Lucy puts on a VERY busty display in a hot pink bra for a cycle ride around her Manchester housing estate as she's seen for the first time since being kicked off Ex On The Beach

it's just water and some sugar though

northerners will NEVER get a decent train

have a fantastic gimmick lined up for the next thread but I'm afraid it will go over the thread of most of the runts ITT

>be northerner
>go down south
>can't withdraw your paycheck from a cash machine because the smallest note they give is a tenner

>it's just water and some sugar though
Hmm no mate look at the ingredients

Literally 4000 chemicals mashed together that are somehow not illegal to feed to the masses

@65175551

wew a lot of northern bashing ITT

>only going 1 stop? £70 please

keep your trains mate

>it will go over the thread
HA! you are the runt! fool!

>paycheck
fuck off yank

They're getting the new Hitachis next year, dickstretch.

we haven't used those in years x

>£70 please
>hang on, let me withdraw 14 notes from this cash machine

you can actually fit a shitload of passengers in those

actually arriva/northern are getting a lot of new trains in a few years

new

I wish I had a cute Russian bf