How do you call a gay Turk? Cock-roach

How do you call a gay Turk? Cock-roach.


Why people from Helsinki never paricipate in any race? Because they can't finnish.


How do you call a Romanian without hands? Trustworthy.


Be American get shot.

How to get a signature of a Polish? Check the sign sheet in your toilet

>Because they can't finnish.


FUCKING LEBENSRAUM NOW

Why do jews never eat beans? THEY MIGHT GET GASSY!!!!!!

Why cant you play chess with a Fyromian?

He will steal your King before you even realize it

a russian, an american, and a canadian walk into a bar

bartender says: i will give you drinks for free, but only if you answer what's 2+2

russian says: it's clearly 4

canadian says: it's clearly 4

american says: I dont know, I'm retarded brainwashed fucking faggot son of whore white male I wish mom aborted me so there was one less american white male in this world retarded whoreson

bartender pulls out a shotgun and shoots dumb american in face

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what do americans wear on a daily basis?
T-Sharts

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Didn't you mean to say:
>what's that in imperial?

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Why do Italians live with their moms house so much?

Because all of the apartments are maggot infested.

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How do poles unclog their toilet?

they get to work

no

quality bantz

Helsinki should be nuked.

Success breeds jealousy

What do you get of you cross a Romanian with a pole?

A thieve who's too lazy to steal.

How many Congolese do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

A handful.

What do you call a diehard "Québec libre" separatist?

Canadian

this is the worst joke l've seen

What do you call a Frenchman who jumps off the Pont des Arts?


"In Seine"

That's so bad, that it's good again

I thought the same when I saw Romania on the map.

t. Butthurt Québec Proxyfag

Lost

what's the most dangerous job in Australia?

First post from Poland I've ever enjoyed

Why do people in the middle-east not use Mac computers?

They don't run executable files.

poland?

My sides

t. bönde

>Finnish meme

bravo

American, Australian, and European walk into the bar. It turns out the European was busy having gay sex

h o l y s h i t

noice

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acurate description of an above average American

What do you call an Armenian American?

A shart marcher.

"haha"

How does a Swede remove condom?
- By farting

A German, a Frenchman, and a Swede are running from the police and each hide in three trash cans. The police walk by and shout in English; "Anyone there?"

The Swede quickly replies "Yes, I'm here!"
and the police catch him
The German replies "Nein, ich am not here"
and the police catch him
Finally the Frenchman gets out of the hiding place and walks away in disgust

A fellow Frenchman who was watching the whole thing asks "Why didn't you say anything like the other two?" to which he replies "Of course, I understood them, but they should have spoken to me in French"