/brit/

Went out with the wives

suffer from a rare condition that i affectionately call the 'tism

most people think they're good looking when they're not

might buy a laser from a chinese website

they aren't illegal or anything right

Finchy was definitely one of the best-executed characters

youtube.com/watch?v=nRp1CK_X_Yw

Was going to vote for who i liked but then some rich people told me what to do

Phew lads almost made a massive mistake

Pic related is an actual 7 foot tall 150 KG heavyweight boxer

what a monstrosity of a man

they are

>stop it omar, images are haram!

how so

jannie is racis

>be single
>have close female friend who I'm quite attracted to
>never make an advance on her because I don't want to fuck up the friendship
>get gf
>she tells me she loves me

what is she playing at lads?

If it's relevant, she once drunkenly told me she thought I was fit. Figured she was having a laugh since she never said anything about it after.

alri george lad

Probably the most pretentious music video I know about:
youtube.com/watch?v=25pzrnf8xyk

don't ever post my dad again you prick

*posts on /brit/*

I genuinely am though

I am though, literally had girls come up to me and tell me that several times.

I'm here because I wasn't good looking until mid-way through uni (got in shape & /fa/) and was a sperg, still am a bit hehe.

youtube.com/watch?v=WdpLMc3kCwc

yank "humour"

>this instrumental
>on a rap choon made in 2014

CORRRRRR

youtube.com/watch?v=CdQN5xTuFUM

any sket man in

google it cunt

post the machines

>Australian money
>still has the Queen on it

kek

>I'm not ugly

yanks in

youtu.be/CbxuXq_981s

What is it with slavs?

In /brit/ '87, user posted about this, the Yoga, Lenovo's most accomplished Laptop range. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Yoga 710", a machine so new, most people haven't really published a proper review. But they should, because it's not only about the importance of sharing an opinion and analysing the performance of the machine, it's also a change for giving personal impressions based off days of use.

r8 me

so i should go on a run instead? but it's dark out now and they're no street lights in my village

alri ryan/raf/ivan x

very symmetrical

good genes gatto

i dont think i am good looking but when I go outside i kinda prove myself wrong

youtube.com/watch?v=UDNbP2I4Pvc

lads

...

Reminder that unless random people literally come up to you on nights out and tell you that you're good looking, you're not

OH, YOU IS REALLY EDUCAT'D?

Running isnt the only form of cardio, research the topic yourself. The main key to losing weight will and always be a calorie deficit diet. Exercise is of course important but comes second to that.

By the way you live in a village fuck sake, what are you afraid of?

>raf
herts mentioned

i aint never ran from nuffin but da po leece

feels good man

i can run in pitch blackness lad

what cardio can i do at home to lose weight

thanks for joining us tonight Sweden

>fatties at work banging on about weight loss diets/exercise
>drink sugary drinks still

They all wear those exercise wrist-bands too lmao

D.A.K.

16.10.16

lol

LONG

SCOTTISH

BREAD

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acromegaly

FONT

ITSA ME SADIO

Why thank you. I am glad to be here.

Why is /éire/ so utterly shite?

Will be going to an English restaurant for my birthday this evening lads

What kind of beer should I get to go with my fish and chips?

When you go to one of those expensive London hotel/restaurants that's full of rich foreigners, why do the Arabs always sit in exclusively male groups? How fucking weird is it to constantly go out to dinner with your male friends and not invite any of the wives?

Similarly when on a city break you always see Arabs holidaying in groups of women and children, but never any men. How fucking inhuman is it to completely segregate men and women like this?

Gas these subhumans

Cheat on your gf lad

Take the fucking opportunity ffs

You'll be kicking yourself when she inevitably cheats on you and the other one has given up on you.

Happens all the time. Literally get off with slags on the regular just because they think I'm good looking.

cheated on the gf again with an utter minger

feel sad now

HEY YOGA 710 LAD

they don't really come up to me but girls look up to me and smile as I walk past and sometimes I get my bum pinched by randos

Its 8. Just go run tomorrow. You can do light weight exercises with low weight and high intensity (Essentially HIIT)

Stella or Fosters

>women and children are good company
fuck off

TRY IGNORING ME IN /BRIT/ THREADS NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD

keep pinching this uggo's bum in nightclubs lads and he thinks it's girls doing it haha

it's only worth it if she's 7+/10

Yeah I knew that he had some form of gigantism

I hope there's no xenophobic intent behind this post

Anyone know that random guy who will taxi you around for less money than a taxi?

We're not friends and i don't know him too well but when I need to go somewhere I'll give him a text and I'll just give him some money for petrol,

Just me?

bit gay

which one of you moist bellsniffs made this post

think a girl smiled at me once while waiting for the bus
that must count for something

...

cucks

I actually do read a book a week

cheating is never worth it

>You can do light weight exercises with low weight and high intensity (Essentially HIIT)

i dont know what that means

( ._.)

Does he make you talk to him?

aup and welcome to callum's corner

>When you go to one of those expensive London hotel/restaurants that's full of rich foreigners, why do the Arabs always sit in exclusively male groups? How fucking weird is it to constantly go out to dinner with your male friends and not invite any of the wives?
>Similarly when on a city break you always see Arabs holidaying in groups of women and children, but never any men. How fucking inhuman is it to completely segregate men and women like this?
>Gas these subhumans

That's a big squid.

Life is a bit shit really when you think about it

The six things I could never do without
Family
DVDs
Cushions
Hugs
Chocolate

>>/fit/

research the topic pls for the love of god, its the only way lad i guarantee

I'm the worst person alive for admitting this but I actually have considered this

This desu

...

Very high value human

i dont look like a SODDING TICTAC
top lad he is

this will probably be you one day

it's just effort though and it's always confusing

ive tried before reading the sticky

it's too in depth

just baby spoon feed me what to do to lose weight lad

No.

Say what you want about hitler but he was a great orator:

youtube.com/watch?v=DCKbBTTdDto

BLACKED

The Young-Girl exists only in proportion to the
desire that THEY have for her, and knows herself
only by what THEY say she is.

This poster is my mum.

we caged by our cultural programming. culture is mass hallucination and when you break free of the conditioning you realise how small a box you've been living in

>black

doubt it

where did it all go so wrong lads?

t. born without a pineal gland

how about you fuck off and choke on my knob ya wee fucking stump

why am i laughing so much at this pic

what an absurd world we live in

source on this?

Just matched with this slut who basically only wants to meet for sex according to her profile.

Would you?

what about oxygen mate

>Berserk will never be finished

Fucking hate Filthy Frank sometimes.

don't listen to the paddy twat, people only tell you to read the sticky when they haven't got a clue what they're on about

Take that back

how will i turn black

diarrhea lads

i worry my ibs is going to knock 5 years off my life

The Young-Girl appears as the product and the principal outcome of the formidable surplus crisis of capitalist modernity. She is the proof and the support of the limitless pursuit of the process of valorization when the process of accumulation proves limited (by the limits of the planet itself, ecological catastrophe, or social implosion).

no I mean the corpse

I doubt it

>her

depends on the body desu

dont be so fkn rude

arsehole

drop your ego next time, kid

what should i do then lad

...

Do any of you lads ever feel that if you had the slightest bit of work ethic you could be highly successful? Like Einstein or Bill Gates successful

I had my IQ tested by my psychiatrist recently and it turns out I have an IQ of 150 which puts my intellect in the very superior category

If only I had the slightest bit of drive to do anything with it...

Just doing a casual read. nothing too heavy lol

did not read a single word of this post

Fucking do it lad stop being a poncey cunt

Literally what have you got to lose

Relationships don't last forever and it'll help with the break-up when it comes.

I can't stop laughing

Did you not see the previous replies you cunt? I genuinely told him what he needs to do to lose weight and the dumb dumb couldnt wrap his encrusted pineal gland around it.

Do cardio and a 500 calorie deficit diet. The sticky does help to read you spacker.

DPD

don't post pics of me thanks

man utd players visited a dying man

apparently he died 45 minutes after they left but imo he's already dead in the photos

...

bbc.com/news/uk-england-manchester-37375488

also he died 45 mins after that

see

i feel like shes that type of girl which would look better without makeup

never did an iq test just wasn't a lazy fuck now i do something i like for a living

>dying wish
>ask for some manchester united players to be with you when you pass
>expect class of 2
>get some random teenage literally whos turn up

>it's just effort though and it's always confusing
>ive tried before reading the sticky
>it's too in depth
>just baby spoon feed me what to do to lose weight lad

Dont call me kid, your probably some arrogant student twat. How about some persistence to what you want to achieve dickhead.

You sound like a whiny child.

>when fedoras bring out the banter
aha x

...

I don't think I am, I know I am.

>pedal pumping
who gets off to this crap?

The eternal return of the same styles in fashion is enough to convince: The YoungGirl does not play with appearances. It is appearances that play with her.

youtube.com/watch?v=SvrsrP6wx2Y

isnt every person in this corner of internet like this

quite scared of the ocean lads

Reckon I could batter a shark in a one on one fight.

...

Nope. I'm thick as fuck with good work ethic but at least I'm good looking.

Honestly feel like my life would be in the gutter if I wan't handsome. It's the only thing that keeps me going desu

>why yes i have an IQ of 500
>why yes i am a NEET on the dole living with my ma

youtube.com/watch?v=p0RX5Nvd62k

>this is what passes for a night out

Don't know WHY the normies do it

having a wank tbqh lads

Life is shit anyway.

Those 5 years will only be you sat in a puddle of your own piss in a care home. You won't miss them.

i went scuba diving a few times, its only scary when you see something move thats big just out into the gloom where you dont know what it is. That and swimming over a 600m drop cliff, just blackness below you.

I'm just lazy la

>Literally get off with slags on the regular just because they think I'm good looking.
wow mate you've kissed girls before fucking mental

>i feel like shes that type of girl which would look better without makeup

ah this meme again

of course being more good looking opens more door lmao

>imo he's already dead in the photos
Are you a qualified medical professional?

Shagging doesn't count I guess.

The Young-Girl knows all too well what she wants in detail to want anything in general.

chemtrails are real
instagram.com/p/BKn14uTD2LY/

why has /brit/ been so shit for so long

LOOK AT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

pulled a muscle in my neck just there

fucking class

marcus rashford is probably the most loved man in manchester right now what are you on about

Premature baby I'm guessing

green vibin

Reddit is a shit website desu
Why doesn't it let you sort posts by the most upvoted

Would mind that great white chomping down on my spuds as I dangle them enticingly above the ocean.

my dad runs the NHS and he told me

yeh who wants to have a fun time with their mates. haha what a bunch of losers! spending my life in my bedroom is way better.

NORTHAMPTON

>Why doesn't it let you sort posts by the most upvoted
It does you fucking cretin mongoloid

>Muslim migrant boat captain who 'threw six Christians to their deaths from his vessel because of their religion' goes on trial for murder

>The man and his second-in-command feared storms were getting worse each time Christians prayed

hmm

shut up

i mean not WITHOUT any makeup, but with less makeup
girls in britain always look so caked up. here they put only a tiny bit, more to hide a bad spot or something. sometimes its only lipstick and nothing else. girls here have good skin so they don't need makeup, or at least not as much

what he said isn't controversial you mong

Can I wank with you?

not even the best teenage black player in manchester
also some 90 year old isn't gonna recognise him

bruv he's already gone, why didn't they go and visit him while he could still actually remember the moment

the guy probably didn't even know they were there

no hahaha stump

>MAN POO

Need some good songs to listen to when having a drink, lads.

He looks like a ghoul

>WOMAN POO

he's the best teenage black mancunian in manchester

if he followed the team still which apparently he did, he'd know who he was

stump????

Ahh yes I see the football chavs are awake

>get a shitty continental overpriced beer or Aussie piss water
Newcastle

odd set of posts

>The City of Manchester United

youtube.com/watch?v=X_I4wtNPv5w

THE YOUNG-GIRL DOESN'T KISS YOU, SHE DROOLS OVER YOU THROUGH HER TEETH. MATERIALISM OF SECRETIONS.

Has anyone ever tried ketamine as a "cure" for depression?

your built like a fucking stump lad, like a wee bucket of pudgey shite

...

i quite like them to be honest

fesh and cheps

Interests
Gym
Shopping
Spending time with my son
Days out

You rascal.

why are normies so boring ugh

youtube.com/watch?v=mb6Jc4juSF8

Bend you over, grab your shoulder, slip my peter inside your folder

>with my son

no but LSD and MDMA have are promising

see David Nutt's research

>49 posts in a row without a picture

seems alot like reddit in here

taking acid 26 times has given me severe existential terror

A NIGGA BOUTTA FLIP ON DESE BITCH ASS BUSTA ASS MUHFUQQAS LITTLE TRICK ASS HOES NIGGA AINT SHIT

BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP

>tfw weight can be changed but height can't

Roastie genocide when?

/lit/ isn't responding to my thread about Chuck Palahniuk lads

not even 9 yet and i'm already absolutely shattered what's goin on ahahah xx

still would

good

washing down the codeine with so called alcohol

...

aaah yes, this post is sublime, and surely made better by the decision to include some inane picture.

>trying to find an interesting girl who is at least 6/10 and not fat

Yes

My personality is ENFP-A if you like knowing people's type. I find it pretty interesting personally. I love talking to new people so please message me if you want to talk, but please know the difference between you're and your at least, I'm a grammar pedant for better or worse :)

that doesn't even work lol

Grim

feel like getting up to something destructive

any suggestions?

i like working in a hospital because you're always busy and moving about so the day goes quickly. healthier than sitting in a chair all day too.

me & thailad going brazy in phuket lads

Can I see your big Serb cock?

Hi ENFP, I'm INTP. Bunch of nerds, am I right? Haha

Hot girls don't have to be interesting. They literally just exist and men will entertain them.

I've been reading about clinics in the US using it as a short-term treatment and the results have been quite positive.

Meds are shite and every time I'm recommended for therapy, I end up talking to some gormless hideous fat cow who must have sucked a lot of cock to get a job in mental health services.

>implying that's hard to find

ENFP is the literal cumbucket type.

I'm a really good listener and I always try and cheer people up when they're stressed or worried about something. I also tend to get pretty deep in my passions so I've been told I'm good at giving recommendations on stuff. Oh, and I make really good tea :)

new insult: drongoloid

drongoloid

Did you guys know 'mongoloid' used to be a term for people from Mongolia

Not sure what to say to this Turkroach qt.

destroy the rear view mirror of some runt's car

can feel a range of farts coming on and i can already tell how dank theyre gonna be

search for an ant and drown it in water

Talk about the need to reclaim Constantinople for Christendom.

I'm a lefite Socialist/Communist/somewhere around there, still vacillating wildly around the left, at least when I'm not at work, which I seem to be pretty much all the time at the moment :/
I also spend far too much time watching football and reading stuff and not nearly enough time being social, which is probably why I'm slightly awkward, but yeah

interracial breeding

the future gf

post fucking machines

Wonder if Thailad is a good time in that sort of situation

I only am if drunk or off my face on mdma

9 millimeter, my brothers my keeper
Was serving that ether before I did features
My mamacita, she know how to greet me
She know how to keep me
She better not get

is this a gf for ants?

I don't watch TV, but I watch a bit of anime online sometimes. I also really like ASMR videos. Books, I don't own many, but I want to get into reading and I'm trying to make a start, I recently ordered The Communist Manifesto. As for food, Thai food is my absolute favourite followed by Japanese, Vietnamese and Chinese.

anyway lads good night
farewell

Having flashbacks of the time I took DMT with mates and seen the interracial breeding grounds.
It's hard to convey the scale of this thing. It's as if one entire country was designated to be this breeding ground, and white women made a pilgramage there from the world over.

Thousands of waiting room tents on a completely level field, cum storage vats the size of grain silos,
Then the main breeding facilities which hold thousands of the strongest fittest black studs,
With suction tubes attatched to their cocks like the ones attatched to cows utters, draining their balls.

Then after they were drained they would remove the apparatus and head into one of the resting tents.
The cum went up through thousands of tubes into individual transparent holding vats in the ceiling,
coming down in a large circus style big top tent where thousands of women lined up to sit on these bench styled apparatus with individual arse recessed seats which inseminated them,
There were changing room facilities for the women to put their clothes while they got inseminated.

When my mates ask me what my experience was like I had to lie and say I was flying over a forest

>walk into the local bank branch
>see this

wat do

>I'm here for the job interview

great post and nice post number

*Unzips dick*

strange fantasy you got there lad
whatever gets you off i guess

Their job is lighting putas up and selling crack rock mate

South Park was good up until around season 10

After that it turned to shit

Is that you Louis?

Have literally had a hernia for the past 2 years in my right ribcage that makes me uncomfortable every time I sit down but i cannot afford to remove it

The men on OKcupid are all fedora tier fucking hell, POF is far more normie and chavvy

doing a spectacle

how do I know if I have one?

So OKcupid is better because you're perceived as high value compared to the competition?

Tinder is the way to go lad

Anything else is just sad

big fan of gbbo lads

thesun.co.uk/sport/football/1825842/scotland-womens-under-19-squad-were-not-too-drunk-to-play-serbia-claim-football-chiefs/

Let's have a drink lads!

lost my libido

death drive's still there thogh

Simply look at this post without replying

everyone stop posting

i just need some time to think

>3 matches in one day

Literally a sexual god.

i like gibbo too

I can't

Must say lads, I look absolute sex in formalwear.

been looking for this track for a while youtube.com/watch?v=FtjgJ-yJH7k

This is literally the future. When Muslims are the dominant species and they are looking after retarded whites and walk them around like dogs on a leash

pics

what's your opener lads

i might vote for trump

Maybe on another day lad. Not enough room to walk towards the camera at the minute.

Really fucking sick of how banks have replaced cashiers with machines. Banks feel even more soulless now. Not to mention I don't like feeding my money into a machine in case it fucks up. Plus everyone around can see what you're doing. Not comfortable with random gyppos seeing my banking on a screen

ay bb wan sum fuk

"we need to talk"

fuck sake my skin is disgusting

try bio-oil

stop eating like shit then you nerd

I don't have one.

I wait for the women to come to me.

>not doing all your banking online and never ever dealing with cash

young nigga y u trapping so hard?

Imagine being an ingrate poor chav.

Cannot think of anything worse.

there is one story left, one road: that it is

FUCKING HELL I JUST REALISED WHY MY KNEES HAVE BEEN ACTING UP

IT'S BECAUSE I ALWAYS USED TO DRUM ON THEM AS A KIDDO

girl said I looked "coffee-shop punk" today

doing a reminiscence about year 7 rugby

Considering buying Kano tickets for October. I would be going alone though because I'm a sperg with no mates.

Anyone ever been to a gig alone? Is it shite?

>Kittens were thrown at a train in what police described as a "horrendous" incident.
>A train driver reported seeing a person throwing kittens from undergrowth on a foot-crossing close to Lingwood station, near Norwich.

fucking hell how sadistic can you get

Why are west ham doing so shit at the moment?

Is it the new stadium?

BUISNESS IDEA: GENOCIDE STINKBUGS

>wanting to live in a cashless society

Hello 1984 big brother super government

went to a glastonbury type festival alone, enjoyed the music but it was kinda shit alone with no drugs desu

it's because they're a tinpot club and they're not very good at football, mate

really simple answer

watching that London gang ting on Channel 5 hehe

Peng ting famaloo, peng ting

>Watching """"""""""""""""""Premier"""""""""""""""""" league "football"

They're just cats, mate.

cash is for off-license managers and drug dealers

pcpartpicker.com/guide/2Ryp99/excellent-gaming-build

Good?

Did alright last season

Not even looking at this post because I filtered your trip lol

I go to all gigs alone and its usually worth it if you really want to see the act but ngl I do feel awkward and lonely pretty often too. drinking helps

Looks like an anus with wings.

Not even looking at this post because I filtered all anonymous posters lol

bruv famous dex beat his gf madting oh man god damn

fluke

everyone else was shit last season. lester won the fuckin league

your shoe's untied

Wanking into yours shorts as you remember when you took all your mates cocks that time in the showers?

yes well first they throw CATS then they throw JEWS this is how it STARTS

>mfw doing something that requires human interaction

>have doctors appointment
>get in there 20 minutes before and book myself in
>waiting
>people going in for same doctor before me
>my appointment time comes
>people coming in AFTER me going in BEFORE ME
>get called in 15 minutes late

Literally WHY?

nah i have nostalgia for the time that i was actually care free and a functional, social human being

no im wracked with anxiety and only leave the house if absolutely necessary

quite the transformation hehe

>turning up early for a doctors appointment

They literally never run on time m8

That used to be me, I'm no longer anxious now, I'm just not a social human being. How do I get friends?

FOB

*kills all the other yanks in this this thread*

being alone is and nothing is altogether not

seems impossible to me at this age unless you join autistic adult hobby societies or something

>bed time soon
>work tomorrow

I smoke a bowl of meth a day

Don't think I've ever met a woman who was funny. I mean the average woman can crack the odd joke but I honestly don't ever remember meeting a woman who was genuinely funny and made me laugh a lot.

who /neat/ here?

church

Where abouts lad? I used to live at the bottom of Barrack Road as it heads down to the dual carriageway with Vue on the right. Went to uni there

Might just take the plunge. It's only £16.00.

I guess if on the night I feel really awkward I can just duck out early.

I got a week off!

Go fuck yourself 9-5er!

Joan Rivers was the only funny woman to ever live

Iol

Thats because you dont talk to women. Same way you cant make women laugh or appeal to their sense of humour, albeit women are usually less interesting, charismatic and witty than men but evolution has made it this way.

>Joan Rivers was the only funny woman to ever live

Joan Rivers was annoying and not funny

i smoke a fat pound of grass
and fall on my ass
faster than the fat bitch who sat down fast

>trains are shit in the UK

ahh yess privatisation

There goes that projection again.

go for it for 20 quid

i felt like a bellend spending $100 on a festival ticket and not even getting high or drunk or talking to anybody

face it mate, you're ugly and awkward as fuck. you'll never make it

>actually going to see some useless nignog mumble about his pathetic life

deary me

I stopped cutting in May, I don't know if I did it because it made me feel better, because I wanted attention or both.

I started crossdressing again and that made me feel better.

I didn't get any attention from cutting though, my mum and sister noticed my scars, they quizzed me and asked if I was cutting, when I denied it, they dropped it really quickly. They didn't have the capacity to help me or offer sympathy, I don't know why they even bothered to ask, it was clear I was cutting but they'd rather believe my weak story about having "scratched myself too hard" since it’s more convenient.

Some stress comes from my father, he leaves me alone now, for the most part. I started cutting right in front of him and he didn't give a fuck, not the reason he started leaving me alone though.
The git just asked "why" when I started cutting, the dense creature doesn't even understand the concept of self-harm, not that I wasted m breath trying to explain it to him. He left it there, didn’t ask any follow up questions and forgot the entire incident.

No one in this house wants to accept responsibility, no one wants to help others, no one is capable of helping others.

Rude post

DONT reply to IT

rosy rutherford

@65186197
go away

did you win?

>there goes that projection again
what the fuck is projection you twat? another stupid Cred Forums term? Do you think your Nietszche you cunt? Do you actually expect me to believe you talk to women? Do you really think your an interesting charismatic or funny person? Do you really think your attractive for a woman to even consider talking to you?

Complete opposite. Don't get made cuz you're a mong.

JEALOUS

cheers lad

He's a modern day Mozart you melt.

youtube.com/watch?v=79ZP946eNVQ

@65186197
slice down your wrists, not sideways, nice and deep

Books - To Kill A Mockingbird, Wuthering Heights, like reading biographies at the moment

Music - a random bit of everything, The Smiths, Arcade Fire, Modest Mouse, Radiohead, Kanye, Stevie Wonder, The Cribs, Lana Del Ray

Movies - Loads but definitely Back to the Future

Yeah, I won

Still waiting back from the uni to arrange the misconduct hearing, they're gathering the facts apparantly

...

Look how mad you're getting. Says it all.

>your
neck yourself

i want to be bundled off to the looney bin against my will but my PARENTS (so-called) won't take the hint

got a cracking post but saving it for the new

>slice down your wrists
actually thats a myth and cutting very deep sideways slices more arteries than cutting in a single straight line would however I agree with the anti pakipoo sentiment

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>He's a modern day Mozart you melt.

go on, enlighten me how you worked that one out

catch 'em out back, roll the window down and smash

Nah I'm alright

>neck yourself
alri yank

yeah lad good argument, i can tell your a boring ugly edgey sperg by the very way you conduct yourself and your posts

Paddies are perpetually mad as fuck mate

look at the top of his head

Same la'

Don't want to waste a gimmick on a thread in its death throes

Believe what you want, mate.

Stay mad that I get fanny and I could easily shag your ma or sister.

don't forget ur alans

For someone that wasn't going to work this evening, I'm so glad I did. Second booking was yet another guy around my age. Absolutely the type of man I'd be attracted to on a night out and he was just an absolute gem. Sexy, fun and wonderful in bed - you'll get no complaints from me! If only they were all like that. X

Im sorry lad but was this a previous post of yours?
>Don't think I've ever met a woman who was funny. I mean the average woman can crack the odd joke but I honestly don't ever remember meeting a woman who was genuinely funny and made me laugh a lot.

Should of just fedora'd you instead of wasting my time arguing with a sperg whom I could split in half IRL

Yeah right.

>Should of
shrek yourself

Look. How. Mad. You. Got

who /ibiza/ here?