1. Your cunt?

1. Your cunt?
2. When was your last heartbreak?

Canada
This month, when my internet girlfriend blocked me

i never had heartbreak because i am young but i always feel pain in the heart. i eat a lot of crisps and cola everyday and i weight over 150 kg. i think i will die soon

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What the fuck

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You should see a doctor, that is bad for your health

>tfw too fat to commit seppuku

What's an internet girlfriend and where can I download one?

This is funny and sad at the same time

some months ago

4 years ago. Only girl I have ever dated said she was not interested in me after two dates. I can't handle rejection well so I only got over that last year. That was that. I have not tried again since.

Did you get attached to her after 2 (two) dates? Did you even hit it?

Canada
when my argie Cred Forums gf never replied

I was already friends with her before then so I had known her a lot longer.

kek

Isn't that illegal in Japan?

ahahaha what the fuck

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Shut the fuck up.

>internet girlfriend
>"girlfriend"

bait detected

what?

Last time a girl rejected me. That's soon 2 years ago. Now I have a waifu and everything is better

The day I was born

2 days ago

t. American