/balt/ + /ausnz/

binkis bunkis bunkas bankis bunkas binkas

@65184868
Anime website

what cunt? (only fools don't see this post)

real men go to work and earn that money for a cold pint of beer
only pussies read books and sell their bodies for akukaracha cocktail

...

its now

Kid watches anime - joins ISIS

sad

fuck marry kill

so when you see a nigger on your street

what is the first thing you think

Your mom
Your dad
You

so

give me yous

...

can i kill myself instead?

i count them sometimes

>Probably from Gowno

ok

ich bezweifle dass dein leben scheiße genug ist um sich umzubringen

thank you

Women in Korea like you to spend money on them and not be cheap. They like to go out and eat at nice restaurants. They prefer their boyfriends to drive nice cars, have good jobs, take them on trips, buy them expensive gifts and, of course, pay for their plastic surgery if possible.

lieber tod als schwul

polen sind da toleranter als litauer? interessant

bravo :D

>Probably from Gowno
Wilno, everyone

Kid is born in Latvia. Speaks Russian!
Many such cases. Sad!

>Wilno, everyone
Yes, hi

we do have a lot of nigs thx to klinikos (and possibly ktu?)

FACT: Latvians are the least degenerate race in the world

i'm at mru and whenever i walk on the campus i feel like in mogadishu

>weeb "banter"

haha i can do it too

Kid is born in Lithuania. Speaks Polish!
Many such cases. Sad!

trips confirm

did a cross-cultural presentation for a business class just yesterday about Lithuania

is the unemployment rate affecting you bros? sorry to hear about all that

A-are there any Aussies left anymore

thanks

very nice digits my friend

nah we're good, refugees welcome btw

yes it's very hard i want to kill myself everyday thank you for you kind words by the way have a nice day

>Come to an anime website to complain about anime
>Latvian banter
Give me a new flag please.

yeah nah mate im right here ya fookin poof

please leave my country, degenerate

g'day m8, noice day innit?

Japanese girls have the best faces in Asia, Chinese girls have the biggest tits, Taiwanese girls have a good mix of the Korean bodies and the Japanese faces, but hands down, Korean girls have the best bodies—long legs, and what they call a great “S-line” is common.

shame they're all 1,4m tall and look like a dog

It's shit anyway.

oi its a smashing one, Brucey

come on down to me place later moit we gon cook up some of them roo's

Whos /cute/ here

yes but they get facial surgery when they're 16 and being little is not bad on girls

i am

youre free to move to your glorious japan, autist

>facial surgery
enjoy washing your genes down the gutter, chances are they were worthless anyway

Uneplomyent is like at 8% or 7% so not really.

(You) ;)

rate me /balt/

Shut your FUCKING DICK DAVO U CUNT

jeez you're so negative
are you like this all them time?
no wonder you have no friends

I'll move to a nice Scandinavian country while you will rot in this hellhole.

I'm great friends with your mom, kid

hi world i really need 10000 us dollars to run an empowerment program here in kenya.any fundraiser is welcomed.contact me on [email protected]. kindly help.

yeah nah cunt with that attitude you gon get deck like bitch you are Brucey you old cunt

Post feet :)

What else did you say ? Or copy paste an extract here, I'll rate it for you

And I'm great friends with your dad

no one is holding you here, trash :)

gay cunt

Trash lives in a trash country

what's making him so uncomfortable, lads?

is "lūdzu here necessary?

>gay

B coвeтcкий пepиoд cвышe 300 тыcяч житeлeй Литoвcкoй CCP пoдвepглиcь ccылкaм и зaключeниям в лaгepя, в тoм чиcлe зa coтpyдничecтвo c нeмцaми. Boopyжённoe coпpoтивлeниe coвeтcким влacтям пpoдoлжaлocь дo 1952 гoдa, oтдeльныe cтычки пpoиcхoдили вплoть дo 1957 гoдa.

no, not really

"Yes, I am Kārlis. And you, please?" You can just leave it at "And you?"

that weird guy

paldies

pussy niggas going 2 bed lmoa

/balt/ confirmed all kids

nah, it's just that you fucks are boring pieces of shit and even wikipedia articles are more interesting than you

pls don't leave me it was just a joke

hello?

moi

>jūs
use "Tu" as much as possible to show everyone who's the alpha in the room.

Sup?

hi

how's

it going

my friends?

I'll go with the polite way.

not that bad hbu fäm

hyvä. entä sinulle?

i went to the beach today and saw a young fox i have seen before. i whistled the tune i use to call home my doggo. it came to me. i offered it beer. it licked my hand.

after three times of seeing it, it has finally started to trust me. i will make it my friend.

wild animal friends = best friends

it probably has rabies or some shit
it's probably already infected you through his saliva.

nope. i know what a fox with rabies looks like. it was healthy. bit shy, but playful.

Can you guys make a fire whenever and wherever you want?

last nite i fire'd ur mums pussy

^

enjoy syphilis

not really

but i still do it everyother week end in the forest

yea, but you're supposed to be responsible enough with it. surround the fireplace with stones and keep it where the ash flying out can't light trees and such.

trying to keep all the good stuff for yourself is pretty egocentric my man

wait
why was my post deleted
what

lmao get arrested

around jannys never relax

No gayboy zone

What language two man from different baltic states use to chat when they meet each other? English? German? Some kind of baltic esperanto?

Depends. If the other person is more comfortable with Russian than English then Russian if it's the other way around then English

>russian
Wtf, I thought that you guys hate russian

younger than 30 use english. oldfag sovoks can make due with russian.

Only the edge lords who were born after 91

>tfw no north korean policewoman gf

Russian is pretty good language but bydlo russians ruined it for me.

>painting trees white
why the fuck do people still practice this meme """science"""

Thanks for answers. Are baltic languages similar to each other? If yes, why you don't use some baltic esperanto? For me it looks like it's most simple way to understand each other, but I know a little about baltics

I only know that pribalts don't have its own russkiy mat, but what is good in russian except this?

1. it looks nice
2. it protects the tree

estonian is unrelated to lv/lt, we can kind of understand some latvian sentences but it's a constant struggle

Natasha is that you? Why are you not shitposting anymore?

arlabunakti puiši

Have a good evening lads

>I will never fall in love with my dream woman
>we will never have a family
>I will never have a stable office job and a perfect life
>they will never die suddenly in a car crash
>my life will never spiral out of control as a result
>I will never spend all night drinking to ease the horror
>I will never drive drunk at top speed straight into a tree because I have nothing left to live for

Russian literature its not the same when translated.

1. it looks retarded
2. it doesn't let the tree breathe

?

good post

Uz redzi, ahilej

`when translated into estonian it actually becomes better

t. literature aficionado

1. no
2. it stops maggots and insects from attacking the tree at ground level, also trees "breathe" through their leaves, which are not painted white

tree doesn't breathe by bark, only by leaves

t. tree expert

then why did my tree suffocate when i painted him?

fuck the both of you.

it's retarded and trees do just fine in the wild without painting.

what paint did you use?

i want to thank all of you that none of you listen to k-pop

all ash trees in yurop are bound for extinction btw

I don't say that whiting trees is good for trees, lel
Only that they don't breathe by trunk

we used to pride ourselves in having no weebs either once

i was just pretending to be retarded

sorry

i don't have a tree and never planted one

what the fuck are ash trees

>paint tree white
>now it's no longer brown but white
I don't see the problem here

uosis

osis

why the fuck would i care? i only like pine, juniper, spruce, oak, chestnut, willow
in that order

ohhh i see now
thank you

you sound autistic

shit.. forgot about birch and maple :DDDDDD

what about birch?

>no birch
I always suspected you were a faggot

>birch
russian tier tree
youtube.com/watch?v=zQyYidgk-0Y

There's this one Chinese League of Legends pro called Maple, I think he played on RNG

söö sitta värdjas. saunaviha puu on püha

That is surprisingly touching and heart warming

birch is literally the worst tree
their only purpose is their sap

...

Chestnut is the best and most honest tree
Deserves more recognition

hon hon baguette
wrong thread

and porridge

Gum trees are actually the worst trees of all time

their songs are like that
if only all of them weren't so pro-russian imperialism

Not so fast.

OPPAN GANGNAM STYLE

OPP OPP OPP
OPP OPP OPP

OPPAN GANGNAM STYLE

>he actually listens to kids-pop
it is literally worse than anime

HEEEEEEY
SEXYYY LADYYY

OPP OPP OPP

Now it's in my head, fuck u

good night my friend

*kisses ur forehead*
*tucks you in*
*winks at u*

good night :3 don't let the bed bugs bite

*injects ghb into your drink*
*stuffs your mouth with paper*
*slips a finger up your bum*
*winks at you*

good night, don't let the cops know

Anime website

@65192072
pedo*oto at work everyone. look and laugh

Worst post ITT desu.

Don't reply to my posts if it's not anime related

I don't consider myself a virgin for what's it worth

plz respond i need to know

spēcīga sieviete
lv.wikipedia.org/wiki/Līna_Čanka

Happy Battle of Saule day

>sleeping
weak

i em fgt.

Aš noriu padaryti šita katę

Hello?

hilp mi im a fuggit

dar nemiegi pydare?

hello i am here

Thanks

Waiting for the bus

And you????

waiting for ur mum

Hmmm

I don't know how but I woke up. But still very sleepy. Waiting for the latvian who yells "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH" in the morning.

AAAAAAHHHHHH

how do we know you are the real deal?

because its me

t. real deal

also i slept through my alarm, thank god i had two enabled

Literally me in the morning.

Whether I'm drunk or dead I really ain't too sure

having a tea chaps

thanks

I'm drinking juice, is that ok?

no
t. Estonian

Gonna test my piss for ketones

BRB

tested ;)

try to not get any in your mouth

thanks

why yes I have arrived

It's cold. So cold.

you cant read it? go back and read the transcriptions. go back and read the transcriptions

plus, you will know for sake, that at a time, so many of the balts consider russians similar to them in some way

@65185023

>wake up 3 minutes before the alarm is supposed to ring
>take a deep breath
>sigh
>swear in polish and russian
>stare at the ceiling
>turn the alarm off
>get on with my day
Every morning.

Don't read this

Okay
*subscribes*

t.hanks

thanks

And my thanks?

Time to apply myself ahah

Time to apply for a job

Haha thanks

thanks

haha how funny are chicken nuggets

this """17""" year old russian slut comes up to you and says she's a """virgin""" selling her """virginity""" for 10000 dollars.

best i can do is 5 dollars

More like """"""27""""""

ok. you can sniff her shoe for that :DDD

i dun wanna :DDDDDDD

Baltic culture

pls. i need my commission of 50% xDD

Ran out of thread to read

yeah? what about it? :DDDDDD

y xdddd

we have a special breed of cows in Latvia - the Latvian blue cow
lv.wikipedia.org/wiki/Latvijas_zilā

Ventspils is full of cow statues

proof Australia is Baltic

Drank milk for a few years every day straight now it makes me sick to my stomach

>this flag
>this post

Haha

What did you mean by this?

That's actually pretty interesting, why are they blue? I can't read all the article and I think google translate would butcher it.

a really rare breed that is believed to have come with the balt tribes 4000 years ago

no idea why are they blue, but their coat can light up in the moonlight like a night stick

Petition to renamed Lithuanian to basketball baltoids

Heres some more bb

signed

signed

t. signator

But only half of the country are basketbalts.

Why do grown up men enjoy pretending they're underage animated girls

jews

So Latvia has glow in the dark cows?

This is the power of baltic culture

because they are retarded losers

exactly

observe the culture

So what goes

just end my life

I just noticed that my dick smells, even though I just came out of the shower. Maybe I'll have to wash it more thoroughly next time.

No. You're using the wrong kind of soap. Apparently there's some special dick/vagina wash. Neutral PH or whatever.

lick it clean

pull back the skin and rinse in water

t. dog

t. ur mum ;;;;;;;;)

...

MIne smells, but like a sweaty musk

Today is Baltic Unity day lads.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Saule

youtube.com/watch?v=_NCGr9pt-_Y

> To commemorate the battle, in 2000 the Lithuanian and Latvian parliaments declared September 22 to be the Day of Baltic Unity.

Do you ever wonder if it were better for everyone if Saulė and Durbė never happenned?

wtf is there even to discuss about it in the parliament though?

Fuck

bite it off

pop it

JUST

shouldn't you be worried that the aussie with feet fetish will save that pic?

...

Done
Not particularly, no.

did you film it?

I filmed ur mum last night xddd

This is belgian blue
youtu.be/hlDzAu-TQb0

post yfw you realise paul walker was literally a roman

I came on my shirt earlier and now i has cumstains and everybody seems to notice
What do?

COUSIN LETS GO BOWLING

How do i get hair like that??

You go to a hairdresser and tell him you want hair like that

cum on it again to hide the original stain

>i drive

semen

>I'm a loser without a car
gl taking that chick from the club home in a tram

A krinklified krankle

And your thoughts?

what tram? haha lithuanotrams

I wasn't sure whether it's called avtobus in english as well so I had to think of summin else

"Apie trispalvę: "Kol kabės šitas skuduras, aš nekalbėsiu" (Išsireiškimas Sąjudžio mitinge Katedros a. išlydint Lietuvos delegatus į IX partinę konferenciją, 1988);

"Į savarankiškos Lietuvos valstybės idėją aš žiūriu neigiamai. Aš manau, kad tai nerealu". (Interviu "Argumenty i fakty", 1989, NrA?);

"Kai kurie asmenys atkakliai perša mums Lietuvos Respublikos atkūrimo idėją. Esame įsitikinę, jog neįmanoma nutraukti penkių dešimtmečių Tarybų Lietuvos raidos. Pagaliau nėra ir pakankamai pagristų argumentų, kad tai daryti būtina" ("Žodis Lietuvos komunistams", "Komunistas", 1989, Nr.9);

"Kūriame socializmą TSRS sudėtyje. Jokio kito kelio nėra ir negali būti. Kraštutiniai lozungai - išstoti iš Tarybų Sąjungos, paskelbti nepriklausomą Lietuvą - mums nepriimtini"

Kalba "Vilmos" imoneje. "Tiesa", 1989. 03.03);
Apie okupacinę kariuomenę; "Mes viską vertiname tik vienu požiūriu: kad tik lietuviai tarnautų Lietuvoje ir - lauk okupacinę kariuomenę. Atsakykite man į paprastą klausimą: o kas gi gins Lietuvą?" ( Kalba susitikime su komjaunuoliais. "Lietuvos rytas", 1990. 01. 25);

"Ateityje Lietuvos Respublika pirmiausia turės gerai sugyventi su kaimynais. Kažin ar tai pavyks, jei kelsime balsą prieš tarybinę armiją" ( Kalba SSKP CK plenume Maskvoje. "Tiesa", 1990. 02. 10);

"Kaip mes galime apsieiti be Tarybų Sąjungos? Tam kuris tai padarys, aš Nobelio premiją duosiu". (Interviu lėktuve, skrendant į Maskvą 1990 m.).

binkas bunkis binkis

Good post

>babby finally finds out Brazauskas was a commie
Water is wet, fire is hot etc...

retard

that you are, my friend
that you are

How do I speed up time?

Sleep

Cant sleep desu

Your opinion, which post soviet lithuanian president was the best?

Sniečkus, didn't allow Russian hordes to come here.

...

In high school I accidentally posted a video of a woman shooting a golf ball into another woman's rectum in my class' group chat in whatsapp, nobody commented and I tried to say that my even less popular friend stole my phone and did that, but nobody believed me I think

25/9

you must be 18 to use this website

Are you retarded?

Tbh no one. They all fucked up in their own ways. I personally remember the least about Brazauskas fuckups, but that's probably because I was too young to care back then. Adamkus was probably the most charismatic and best at foreign relations.

Tfw conditioned since young age to hate russians

I'm 20

No, but I think you might be.

Sure he did deport people. But he didn't accept Kaliningrad because off massive amount of Russian settlers there and kept Russian immigration as low as possible.

>After Stalin's death in 1953, the government of the Lithuanian SSR, led by the "communist nationalist" Antanas Sniečkus, objected to the resettlement policies and managed to slow down the influx of Russians by letting Lithuanians fill some of the higher party positions. The flow of immigrants did not stop entirely, and there were further waves of Russian workers who came to work on major construction projects, such as power plants.

I am but a humble krinkler

how much fro one krinkle my good man?

I think he meant the
>post soviet
bit

20 bucks for a krinkle of the old krankle

>like there's any difference
>Brazauskas commie
>Grybauskaite commie
>Paksas shill with Kremlin ties
>Paulauskas involved with mafia

Only Adamkus might be viable.

Why couldn't all Baltics move to Autralia?

Seems a fair deal

If you're including Paulauskas, might as well include Landsbergis. He was alright, considering the circumstances.

For thee

It's too warm there

Maybe they could give us their holdings in antarctica.

going to take a nap lads

>like there's any difference

Of course there is a difference you retarded monkey. I specifically asked "post soviet", your answer is worth literally 0. Your underdeveloped brain cant handle a simple questions load.

I ask what do you think about snow, you give me a retarded answer how rain is wet. HAHA "like there is any difference between snow and ice, HAHA, youre retarded!"

Kill yourself.

GOVERNMENT FIX THE FUCKING INTERNET IN THIS COUNTRY NOW

someone's upset take our frustration out virgin boy

He's right though, you're retarded
Sorry

found the virgins

Retard says what?

Yes, im upset, because people like the retarded keyboard monkey from before only sees everything in the same light.

HUR DURR SOVIET LITHUANIAN SECRETARY IS THE SAME AS ALL LITHUANIAN POST SOVIET PRESIDENTS.

Like i said, kill yourself.

rofl virginboy

what?

Retard

Whenever we start politics everyone else just fucks off.
Hmmmmm

still no gf haha

>d
free gf's in the new thread lad

Who lurk here?

baba is sleep

Now he is awake

?????????????? haha

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

Keko