I wish I were British

I wish I were British

>tfw no finn boipucc
tfw no finnish boipucci

>stuck on an island the size of the average state, full of mudslimes...

You just need to fly to Finland to attain

My want goes much deeper because I'll always be a yank

Are you fucking retarded?

Maybe a little, what did I do this time?

Only an autistic fuckpiece would choose bumfuck island rainy town over supple finns.

S-sorry if I make you so mad user, I love the United States too

What's your last name? If it's Smith or some shit then admit your treason and fly straight to England and give yourself up.

My last name is a German name. I'm just going to go to England to complete my masters degree, then hope to get a work permit so I can stay there.

Still not British...

TEABOOS >/out/

>right in the feels
y-yeah ;_;

same

Cucks.

Me too

woohoo I won

Which British? Be more specific

Welsh obviously

I wish I were at least white

>welsh
Fucking kek but seriously, no one has ever wanted to be Welsh
Ever

English people are cucks, Scots and Ulsters are meme cucks

I think the Welsh are okay. The only people in the UK I don't like are the English.

Which would you prefer? A people who have been cucks for a few years or a people who have been cucks throughout their entire history? :^)

You don't like the English because you are a weak cuck.

Says a Kiwi? Tell me more.

I wouldn't mind being a Welsh national.

My secret fear is that I might have some Welsh blood in me, though, or worse; Scottish.

>The only people in the UK I don't like are the English.
Why would you hate an entire country of people? What did they do to you?

>English people are cucks
says the country that nobody remembers is part of the uk

at least people remember scotland or even fucking norn ire
you're literally "oh yeah they exist" the """""""country"""""""

why they have pig ass complexion,fucked up teeth,ugly,fat,speak like faggots and get roscea.

new worlders are superior cuz the wilderness was harsh on the weak ones. Eugenics nigga

I just wished I lived in a country with culture. American is the basic bitch of nationalities

>m-muh culture

fuck off

Culture is a meme. All it means is that small subsections of society do twee bullshit like old pagan dances once a year.

wot are ya bb?

I'm glad I no longer live there. Being able to just drive somewhere and get noticeably better whether without having to brush up on another language is fantastic.

>Being able to just drive somewhere and get noticeably better whether without having to brush up on another language is fantastic.

>without having to brush up on another language
Cornwall isn't that bad.

You're lying to yourself and you know it.

It is a bit of a shithole but it does have better weather than most of the UK.

>tfw not a Mediterranean qt