/cum/ Canada-US-Mexico

shut up leaf

me

I'm in California bby

I really need to eat a shit desu

hiiii guys :3

w-wut part of california

wrong thread guys

i respect Lafayette

but french support was strictly to undermine British trade, it was a pragmatic move not one of valor

Cromwell didn't go far enough

nebraska, Im guessing? the corn and the eye block out the last word

this

/cum/fy edition

invited: Germany

Did that guy leave because I'm back?

this part

Stop

but annoying the brits is an american tradition

a pastime, if you will

Hello there

shut up, you ruined my comfy lia thread
fuck you. don't reply to asian masculinity guy.

I'll stop once he admits defeat 2bh

lol

fuck your fantasies

go land a girl in meatspace instead of spamming a cambodian toon porn forum

He won't you cuck

???

She's my girlfriend irl bro.

>not having cute girls hit up ur phone asking for attention

upon landing in france, a soldier said this at lafayette's tomb

>America has joined forces with the Allied Powers, and what we have of blood and treasure are yours. Therefore it is that with loving pride we drape the colors in tribute of respect to this citizen of your great republic. And here and now, in the presence of the illustrious dead, we pledge our hearts and our honor in carrying this war to a successful issue. Lafayette, we are here.

autism

I can promise you anyone with the name "Super Kawaii Girl" is not kawaii, much less a girl.

>super kawaii girl

Reminds me of this feminist who used to bully me on Skype

This
I don't think girls spell girl as grill either

fox8.com/2016/09/20/mother-in-disbelief-after-daughter-murdered-for-role-in-bank-robbery/

BLACK

LIVES

MATTER

>you post about asian masculinity
>chad takes your oneitis' virginity

An unarmed blaack was killed by the police today.

Black lives REALLY matter and you should understand it

>believing in chad

its usually just the first guy with whipped cream flavored vodka tbfhqyf

>tfw no qt white girls in any CS classes
>always a pajeet or chink

>race riots have gained legitimacy in mainstream media and are not treated as such

>fox
Kill yourself fucking redneck

that's a local station you fucking retard

maplenigger please

we're all rednecks to you canucks

...

>not having a cute and slightly autistic girl who occasionally post on Cred Forums and shares ur love of memes begging for ur dick

could you show me how to tie my shoes?

That mom doesn't sound like she gives a fuck that her daughter is dead.

hey we shouldnt expect a canadian to be able to click a link and view the story firsthand

he obviously just read the link and shitposted like a retard

I see no difference
And you don't wonder why ?

Hayo, one finger whiskey pls

delet

youtube.com/watch?v=ia8U-Yb-tkI

make like a leaf and gtfo

because we have shitloads of guns and are louder on average than canadians

on the other hand, your lack of firearms and quiet politeness earn canadians the title of pussies in the US, equated to the french

A Cred Forums gf doesn't seem very nice, friendo
I try with all my might to leave this place

Hi :)
may I post a question about English language here?

I'm in love with an ugly girl

i gotchu senpai

no kys instead pls

>feminist who bullied me on Skype

yes, we are experts

Sure.

You already did

sure bro

French are invited you Swiss dildo.

Yes

Sure as god's got sandals you wouldn't know a redneck from a textbook even if it come out your mums front bum having itself a blat.

sure can, we suck at English though

what is the difference between stalk and strut?

racist

Yeah, i orbited her even though she treat me like shit but she'd occasionally flirt with me

This was like 4 years back, I was a pathetic bud

im from arkansas

the most obscure state in the south

i am this redneck you speak of northerner

I just got back from being out with my gf
She asked her friend if she wanted to come home tonight with us when I pick them up

Stalk means to follow someone around and watch them. Strut is a confident way of walking.

stalk: walk quietly, unnoticed
strut: walk with confidence

stalk is about stealth and is like hunting

to strut is to proudly/vainly walk to show yourself off

Nothing like spending your unemployment check from the government on weed

Stalk is following someone.

Strut is a type of walk where you are really relaxed.

Those are the main definitions. They could technically be synonyms but no one uses stalk to mean strut.

Whatcha listening to buds?

youtube.com/watch?v=TGB8meDWQeQ

The cuck is back

the celebrity struts in front of the cameras

the leopard stalks its prey before attacking

I am from Her Majesty's own hinterland, I've spent entire weekends trying to taxidermy a grey squirrel tail onto my aunties late cancerous cat all the while fighting off yellow eyed coyotes trying to fuck my dog in my own smoke porch straight through the screen door.

youtube.com/watch?v=Jfv89GFZdJM

But I'm not a cuck
My gf is bringing a girl over idiot

>getting cucked by a girl
how fucking beta can you get

Stacy's mom

>qualified for a 1000 dollar scholarship
hope to get a check in a few months time lads

You guys are really pathetic

thanks lots of replying
but there is an example about stalk in this dictionary
>ldoceonline.com/dictionary/stalk
>3 [intransitive always + adverb/preposition] to walk in a proud or angry way, with long steps

you don't use this word for this meaning now?

damn I really like elliot smith
youtube.com/watch?v=tFLhjIXzxM8

>I do it for free

one of my coworkers literally fucked his cousin

2/5 of my coworkers used to smoke meth

i've got two pounds of ground deer in my freezer and a bottle of bourbon sitting on top of it

i had catfish and grits for breakfast, a burger for lunch, and fried chicken for dinner

All $1,000?
That will certainly cover a portion of your books for most of a single semester there Mr. Rockefeller

Yes, stalk(noun) can also refer to a part of a ppant

How will you spend your nerd bucks?

I believe he means USD, not Monopoly money. If it's a Canadian school, he could probably buy the place with that much.

Read my response again ()

No one uses it that way.

no, that is an old definition

*plant

ah

it can also be seen as "after a failed hunt the lion stalked off hastily"

the example they give isn't very specific and it isn't used that way often, but that usage is also correct

youtu.be/oLjTe8D0CBM

got all my books that i need for 400 bucks
and if i needed any more i would just find pdf versions

probably tuition and food and other boring stuff

fug u DDDD::

Getting cucked by a girl is a new low bud

youtu.be/Qn70bIU4diw

okay those make sense, thank you mates!
i love you

I love you, too. Now show me that shaved Jap ballsac.

i love you too japan

don't besmirch glen with this fag shit

Not bad

I don't remember the radio stations from LCS being this good

Well that's a blast from the past

and so is this
I forgot about this song

classic

...

i dont think he'd be getting cucked unless the girl wore a strapon

Only college kids who smoke weed and house wives incapable of original thought bitch about Fox news. It's the definition of mediocre. MSNBC and CNN are far more biased and partisan.

I love you too nihonjin

youtube.com/watch?v=y8sS8jb91Yo

i really like it for some reason

its catchy

I tried to fuck my cousin when she was 14 but by 15 she died in the back of a pickup truck on her way to the camp, driver couldn't handle his beer.

I tried meth once but absolutely did not care for the 5 mile walk to a closed Wendy's at about 3:00am.

I can't tell how much of the meat in my deep freeze is moose, how much is deer, and how much is that porcupine roadkill I found afresh. I'd put some rye whiskey on it but my granny drank it most of it and rubbed the rest on her eyes with a prayer to keep the diabetes from putting her blind.

Next time your listening to John Denver and thinking your country I'll be washing bovine udder butter off my hands with frog-itch infested creek water.

You don't even understand the word at this point. It's lost all meaning. A phallus is not required to watch your partner realize you are an underperforming lover.

I'm not getting cucked you idiots
She's probably going to join me and my gf tonight

also strap-ons can be fun from time to time

truth

watch fox news and then either MSNBC or CNN and you'll get a better picture of the story from the contrast than you'll get from the actual reporting

all media is garbage nowadays, you never know whats paid lies and what's real

cuck

Boys we got ourselves another Autism-off

Gritty

Yeah, well, I don't even have internet. I'm posting from a phone my girlfriend/daughter fed my steer. I fist steer, no big deal.

>I see no difference
Not him, but a local Fox affiliate is not the same as the Fox News Channel. Fox has the Simpsons, and that show has a pretty strong left tendency.

Go for it. Ugly girl well-behaved girl.

I used CNN for the longest time this election season and finally switched over to Fox a couple months ago. The difference was amazing. They felt like actual human beings even if they were a bit too conservative biased.

>i've got two pounds of ground deer in my freezer and a bottle of bourbon sitting on top of it
>
>i had catfish and grits for breakfast, a burger for lunch, and fried chicken for dinner

whats wrong with that?

Is University of Phoenix a scam

i aint about john denver bud

cash rules in arkansas, he's our best musician

youtube.com/watch?v=Aq344ks1ieg

i bought moonshine off a toothless hillbilly named willy last week (fucking seriously kek)

$10 for a half gallon

i fucked a girl on top a bulldozer out back of a bluegrass concert in little rock

>it's a black guy gets shot by cops and people start "protesting" inside closed stores episode

Getting tired of these reruns

>University
Yup.

not a god damn thing, friend

youtube.com/watch?v=_Gbtm-93oqE

t. History major

kek this is good

my sister's watching zootopia lads
its the most pretentious leftist shit i've ever seen in a kids movie holy fuck
i definitely do NOT want to fuck that rabbit

no joke, I actually live near folsom prison

youtube.com/watch?v=Roug4qG7qCY

i'm not a Cred Forumsack but it would be interesting to see a full-on clash between gang bangers and the police, guns blazing. we keep getting these mediocre happenings.

This is pretty good 2bh

It makes me picture in my head a working out montage with my work-out buddy Arnold Schwarzenegger there to spot me and back me up with the babes

I have it on good authority non-/cum/ members lurk /cum/. Expose yourselves cretins.

Whatever faggot

Have fun by yourself

Do you really enjoy the feel of the strap-on up your butt?

I think what bothers me the most about the protesters is that most of them just wanna be part of the """"history""""

I want your life.

Have you ever tried it?
It honestly feels great if the girl knows what she's doing

dope man

johnny cash is a legend in the south, there's still folks around who were there who tell stories of him rambling around the south getting trashed and chasing sluts and shit

youtube.com/watch?v=Lq0fUa0vW_E

>coming home to visit parents soon
>Have to go back to smoking in my bathroom with the window open with a sploof from blasting blunts and bong rips on the couch

Being home sucks

Yeah, I'll admit I've gone there.

t. married guy

come to the south

the weather is unbearable in summer but the cost of living is cheap as hell

>Another black shot dead by police

>lurkers
>666

THE DEVIL COMPELS YOU LURKER

tell us how you are tonight bud

I always knew Satan lived in Winnipeg

What are you watching tonight, /cum/?

youtube.com/watch?v=WFvhipw3hIw

youtube.com/watch?v=rWHniL8MyMM

fucking love this song

jesus was black

that and the ones who are apolitical and just want gibsmedat, like the ones running into walmart.

>the weather is unbearable in summer
It's humidity that gets me.
>cost of living is cheap as hell
I know, but I just have one big issue with the whole redneck thing: I'm pretty libertarian. I've spent most of my life in rural places, and sometimes the people can be a bummer.
Also, poor and morbidly obese people bum me out.

All that said, Arkansas is one of the more appealing southern states. What're your negro and economic situations down there?

I GOT IT OOOONE PIECE AT A TIME, AND IT DIDNT COST ME A DIIIME

You think I'm not on a phone? Last computer I had was an HP2000 with a cracked screen that I traded for an invitation to a corn boil.
All I have is phone and my homescreen is a picture of an American eel I noodled out of Moore's Mills lake after 7 too many budweiser cold shots. I'm not even fucking around city boy

Don't ever play Cash cocaine blues in here again. You want some Cash go gospel you fucking heathen, if the good lord could save him, he might redeem an Arkansasshole yet.
I bought some apple moonshine of a boy from Knoxville, TN once, give it to me mother, you want liquor, go screech.
Never fucked a girl on a bulldozer, not even sure what a bulldozer is, but I did get some skin from a first nations indian girl with acne in a skitter. Good fucking times

You talking about in Tulsa? Or in Charolette? Or is there another one I haven't heard about?

>I have some decent Cash vinyl
>wanna show them off, don't wanna be a hipster dickhead

youtube.com/watch?v=p2Rs8CoJv_k

Are Slavs white?

Nobody likes canadians

If you're not the descendant of a viking, you're not white.

I can't forget the day I shot that bad bitch down

They think they is hard, but they isnt

You hear me, leafs? You aint hard.

go outside you utter faggot

my ancestors were probably raped by vikings therefore i am white

m.youtube.com/watch?v=WizNXQGBMEk

Wtf I love Grimes now

well its a 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 automobile

The humidity can't be understated, and the weather is insanely unpredictable.

Economy is pretty good, it's mostly self sufficient in terms of food so its cheap to eat and cheap to live in general because it's not too densely populated except in Little Rock and Fayetteville. Black folks are usually chill here, except hoodrats, but overall in Arkansas all the racists live up in the mountains and don't cause problems so everyone in the more populous areas gets along. Everyone's polite at least.

>apple moonshine
a cinnamon stick, grain alcohol, and apple preserves is more likely

get you some white lightning and have a drink from the bottle straightlike

and yeah bro, his gospel is god tier

youtube.com/watch?v=uA4JyAONd_I

>on Omegle, having fun talking to random people about different things or arguing pointless subjects
>all of a sudden
>qt 6.28 appears
>we hit it off well, I get her Facebook
>decide to ask how old she is
>she's 3 years (2 years 11 months, close enough) younger than me
>I'm 18
fug.
That's too big of an age gap, isn't it? I've been trying to distance myself, but she makes a point of sending me a message every day to talk to me if I don't respond to her.

SAY THAT SHIT TO MY FACE NOT ONLINE AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS!?

too big

do not pursue lu bu

>>I'm 18

It's past your bed time, kiddo

Thought so.
though desu some 21 year old was flirting with me last year (when I was 17). I got her contact and everything.

everybody's house smells weird except my house. my house smells normal.

I know your pain, bruh.

My dog has fleas and I'm getting itchy just thinking about If I have them. That crawling in my skin song is playing non-stop in my head.

youtube.com/watch?v=rgK-1mpSljI

sometimes this shit gets me man...

youtube.com/watch?v=GKFKl22j1RY

Wtf I love Basques now

Drop her asap, too big of gap, she's still a little girl

I'm renting a room in a Slovenian couples home. For the first 4 months I lived here all I could smell was Goulash. I can't notice it anymore though.

>The humidity can't be understated
Yeah, and Vermont summers are too humid for me, so I don't think I'd do too well there. Still, Arkansas looks amazing.

Oh my god what the fuck.

there certainly are worse smells than Goulash

...

Did you get any potica?

Yeah but it was strong as fuck

i caught tadpoles in a place just like that when i was 8 on the buffalo river

it's a beautiful place, summer would probably be too much for ya, but if you visit, come in early spring and the forests will be full of white dogwood blooms and purple redbud trees blooming

the only one that actually makes sense is Finland

the others don't match in the slightest

Yeah actually. The wife makes these little apple cake things that she leaves out too they are GOAT.

forgot song

its a realy good one, if you haven't heard much cash i recommend this one, he's a great lyricist
youtube.com/watch?v=W08MS3ndUX0

all the better

...

good movie

accurate depiction of micks in boston

What's it like being a woman

god dammit, you got me hooked on johnny again

youtube.com/watch?v=ht7mxF9XZiA

contemplating putting some clothes on and going to walgreens
could do with some dxm and snacks but i've never gone out to a store this late

you know you love the cash senpai

youtube.com/watch?v=RyfCTZB6Nrk

You bleed for 5 days and somehow not die. Also you cry a lot and you're weak.

it's gonna be completely empty compared to what you're used to

youtube.com/watch?v=k9IfHDi-2EA

that I do. That I do

froot loops

don't forget the entitlement

and the lack of logical decision making

but more emotional empathy i guess

>and i heard as it were
>the noise of thunder
>one of the four beasts
>saying come and see
>and i saw
>and behold
>a white horse

Early spring would be nice, because it's the muddy season or still winter here. I like the Ozarks in spring.
>posting Vermont
See my post

leaning towards not going out and just drinking

Yup. Will do.
Why the hell are all the girls that look my age and are attracted to me either 4 years older or 3 years younger? I can't do a damned thing with that.
I have at least 4 examples of girls attracted to me that are exactly that.
And here I am, still alone. REEEEE

>but more emotional empathy i guess

you fell for the memes. Women would literally genocide ugly and poor men if they could.

Drinking some coconut water lads

Your mom drank her fill of my coconut water last night

BTFO

mind sparing a bit for a pal?

I nutted when ur mum's water broke

I'm not your pal, friend. I'm your worst nightmare

foul

ive actually never been further north than maryland

but i've heard vermont in particular is pretty undeveloped and beautiful

do you bro, but at least at something if you're gonna drink

chicks like mature guys when theyre in puberty because guys their age are still going through puberty and god help those poor pimpled hormonal bastards because theyre pretty fucked

WOAH just came home from the WOW groceries and GOSH now I'm set WAHEY for a few weeks GAGOOSH

Yeah, you love watching other people stretch out women's holes

what am I doing here, this is a homoerotic roleplay chatroom...

youtube.com/watch?v=xjdEk0nXoKY

Then explain why, when I was 17, I had a Spanish girl from the UK flirt with me and give me her contact information?
I'm awkward as fuck and certainly not a Chad, so why did that happen?

this is a HETEROSEXUAL chatroom

Kekd

because you filled a physical niche in her head that made her want to fuck you

the chick just liked you ya sperg

Because you have a BAP(Big American passport)

>bragging about girls texting you to a bunch of anons on Cred Forums

ur a loser my man

youtube.com/watch?v=LZfItlZG97Q

>With the big ahron on 'is hip

i fucking love the south

i seriously hope you guys visit somewhere down here sometime, it's the last distinct american subculture, even if there's tons of shit down here as well

wew

new south park is pretty dank

I have an American passport, it pulls pussy

theyve fucking outdone themselves

its the most dense material they've but out, and it was all setup

i'm fucking excited

I have an Albanian passport, it pulls kidneys

...

Mexicans barely even post in /cum/ anymore. WTF I hate Mexico now.

/cum/ when was the last time you poured out for the homies?

W-what did he mean by this?

r.i.p my nigga big ham

I wonder what Canadian passports pull

>he doesn't know

Heh...I sure do miss them.

Hi!

moose (meese?)

sap from maple trees

Bitch pls

>first world emergencies

we missed u

how the fuck do you get stuck in that, I could run up those walls when I was 7

Flying to Seattle for a year at UW in a few hours, I can pretend to be one of you and use your flag then lads

Really though I'm having second thoughts, is it good?

wtf I love Mexico again now

Hi there

youtube.com/watch?v=t51MHUENlAQ

watch some history senpai

*dabs behind you*
nothing personal, kid

Doing homework lads

Washington is nice, but I hope you can put up with a LOT of SJW's

no one cares about this dusty trash grandpa

fuck off nerd

On what?

just did some of my homework
not going to do the rest lol cuz who cares about reading shit

I find girls that are SJWs pretty fit tbf, have I struck gold?

Pondering the final solution to the Canadian Question lads

whos the best musician from your state

Excellent post.

youtube.com/watch?v=peVlRvAMXBs

asimmilation and annexation

>teacher expects a 40 page chapter and 50 slides plus in-depth problems for HW to be done with other 5 clases.

thx senpai

youtube.com/watch?v=anzcexEXtzg

I know, I only like reading shitposts and news.

Of calculation and programming.

im dying user

kek

>dat beat

this chimpout has gotten pretty boring, desu

yeah it gets bored

then fun again

its about your state of mind

i for one am drunk so im enjoying this shitpost fest

Is this a thing in big cities? taking the metro with no pants.

just new york

There's apparently some native american rappers here too. I don't really care to look into it all that much

What "chimpout"? I don't follow the news much

I need to get drunk I guess

wtf i love new york now

well look at at this way

this is the worst election ever, western civilization is consuming itself, and the world as a whole may be ending soon

but this is the only place left where free open and uncensored conversation can happen, an indonesian basket weaving forum

so drink up bud

you wont when you see 150kg people in skibbes

armed black man shot by black cop

>MUH PUHLEES VYLINCE

Pondering the final solution to the American Question lads

also need to include traitorous canadians in this equation too bud

cucks in

Hey buds

What chimpout?

>toronto
my condolences

I'm thinking of switching over to Reddit. This place just isn't what it used to be. Anyone have any other places I could try?

sup, losers. eatin cookies tbqfh

youtube.com/watch?v=WFvhipw3hIw
Charlotte, NC. Seems mostly calmed down now.

sup senpai

>reddit

its worse than this

i swear man, its much worse

it always is never what it used to be.

Eh more of the same shit I'm guessing? It's gotten kind of old desu

I'm slowly losing any sort of social and communication skill I ever had, I blame video games and /cum/
Libre :)

worse than this place? bc this place is pretty
LAME
a
m
E

Every thread is one of the following:
>I hate niggers!
>I wish I had a bf to succ
>I pooped and I ate it
>#normieproblems

There has to be a place better than here.

same. I am forcing myself to socialize in person with a neighbor and i feel weird. never used to feel weird talking to people. :(

How do I become Chad

im 6'1, is there anyone taller than me itt?

You gotta be yourself

By being yourself.

Well, good fences make good neighbors
>inb4 build wall

just be yourself

stahp

be yourself and everything will be alright

Tim Allen pls go.

you gotta have the HEIGHT, FACE, and FRAME.

new

New

hmmm

makes u think huh?

One was made 40 posts earlier
The choice is clear

you don't

I hope you're tall, just lift weights regularly for a few years then join a society at your university filled with people who don't know you. Practice social interaction and practice it often, even if you have crippling anxieties about going out

...