You will never be a humble Japanese melon farmer, selling your harvest for over $100 a piece

>you will never be a humble Japanese melon farmer, selling your harvest for over $100 a piece

farmed ur mum's melons last night

why that normal melons are 100$?

They are perfectly round and delicious. And they're Japanese

>you will never be a humble nunavut man with access to a sink tap, selling your water for over $100 a case.

>Mon chiffres !

Also, $37 bottles of juice

apparently they are suppose to be perfect as in they prune all the weird ones early on and makes the plant have only one plant and gives them sunhats to prevent sun burn etc so they are always extremely sweet (due to having one melon per plant) and so forth, basically extreme selection

have only one melon*

I never even notcied

>you will never be so rich you can burn $100s on stupid shit like a round melon

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Well, you can. I'm pretty poor but I still manage to drop $500 a month on various escorts.

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I mean in a manner that the amount is negligible

>not growing your own round melons and selling more at a marginal profit

>she's got nice melons

>gives them sunhats

This whole planet is honestly fucked

Why did i giggle about that? Fokkin hell stralia...

This would have gotten 50+ (you)'s if it was a year ago.

Interesting.

times are tough for shitposters

sun burn gives them thicker skin i think

ITS THE NIGNOGS AND SPICS

BUILD WALL!

thought i was looking at the vietnamese army for a second

2 for 2 on laughs with the shitposts. Cred Forums has changed :/

Because you're a dumb fucking brown nosed faggot bitch

praise ĸəĸ

very kawaii

>Let's sing songs, give massages and beer to a cow to have meat that tastes the same and sell it like gold to idiots


Kobe is a lie

is this in Alaska or something?

Nunavut
A land of eskimos

These farmers need to grow some weed

Noice

They'll just put hats on it and make it weird.

art of perfection, you just don't get it

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>living in the territories
>drinking anything other than homemade liquor

litarally my diet when I lived in the Yukon

You can get that for under a dollar here, exact same thing minus gimmicks

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>melons go for $15,000
Damn, no wonder Japan's economy is going down.

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Congrats on being a dumbcunt hey

Now imagine the following: someone, somewhere is paying 10k dollars to drink poo poo from a mammal and calling it ~special coffee~.

You didn't look at OP's pic, did you?

its $150 you retard

No, the right one is for $15,750 and the left for $26,250. The Japanese must really prize their melons.

i think sembikiya is overrated tho

that's ￥ not $

Thanks for the (You)s, 2bh.

asians are jews