You wake up in Lodz,Poland

>You wake up in Lodz,Poland...
what do?

wait for it to rain lewdz

Look around a little and take a train back to Warsaw

invest in eastern polan

>1. Secure Ukrainian hooker
>2. Take her to hotel
>3. Have fun; fall asleep
>4. Robbed and murdered
>5. My kidneys end up somewhere in Dnepropetrovsk

Well, it's a life.

find polish gf and make polish babby

Change to a fag haircut, get a false mole in my upper lip and pretend I'm an autistic youtuber from there called Jdabrowsky.
I got told by several girls through Interpals that I look like him, so I could probably go hunt some underage pussy over there.

start a cartel and take over the region

>buy stuff
>take pics
>secure hooker
>train back home

Łódź, like two other cities in Poland, is know for mafia so you would fit right in

Run to the police before being attacked by a mob that thinks I'm an arab.

Kill myself

Be careful, police might slap you as well

go for a walk, then take a train home as soon as it would start to feel awkward

I will run to the consulate and be protected by strong black brazilian marines then.

Fuck a cute polish girl

Get stabbed by some retarded neo-nazis

The End.

This makes me so fucking angry

Really? It makes me laugh like a madman

>implying you wouldnt get mistaken for a muslim before you fucked anyone and get beaten on the streets

I think we should start beating poles down here.

Walk and explain people that I'm not Muslim.

only pole you can and will beat you sad basement dweller is your dick

Do Mediterraneans get confused by Muslims? I mean I can tell the difference but I imagine that for poles everyone who has black hair is a nig

>get mistaken for Muslims
fixed

enjoy the beautiful scenery and hope the locals don't hate me too much

kek

You know that 99% of those stories are made up to keep imigrants away? 1% are people angry about losing gf, job or whatever that will be aggressive to anyone black or white or red...

Go to Germany and be a refugee: free housing, free neet bux, and all the pussy I can rape.

it's Dnipro now ;)

>take a train to Krakow
>enjoy myself

Take a stroll.

And try not to get myself killed.

It looks very comfy

...

>2003

And nothing changed.

Take their jobs.

taking our jobs is Ukrainian job

burn german flag and getting popular

Well it's not, don't fall for its lies. See?
1970's were even more shitty.

Drink as much Polish beer and eat as fucking much Polish sausages as I can. Then: puke. Later: Sleep.
The next day: Doing the exact same thing

Go to a bar, order beer, call friend to ask about train to Klagenfurt.
12 hour ride here we go.

>Klagenfurt

no problem there. if u fuck up in first world thats on u.

wonder why the city is named after boats

Stupid communist or racism country

oh well

is this for real?
I thought you are beating every foreigner occasionaly

Not really, only some muslims and negroes get slapped from time to time but it's done by bydło, not normal people
>inb4 there's only bydło here

>install occupation government
>conduct military parade
>invite germans for a party

>start manufacturing real vodka
>become fucking billionaire

>proclaim myself polish and talk russian
>no one sees a difference

>talk shit about Ukraine
>receive citizenship

>banter polish bydlo
>show them what REAL BYDLO is

there's only bydło here