I recently acquired an Italian passport through my mom who was born in Sardinia...

I recently acquired an Italian passport through my mom who was born in Sardinia. I'm contemplating moving to Europe but don't know where.

Convince me to move to your country /EU/

>ps greekcunts and frenchbros stay away

parli l'italiano?

fuck no

Weird ass language

I like the olive oil tho

Good luck then,no one speaks English there
Nor French nor Spanish for that matter

I had to communicate with them with sign language

...

then go to the UK and get fucked by a paki human trash

we have very clean toilets thanks to Ukrainian immigrants (also no enrichment)

>have italian mother
>doesn't teach her son her own language, just English
cucked kek

Not him, but

>Weird ass language
Not as weird as putting a potato under your mouth and speaking German with a bunch of French words while bashing your keyboard randomly to add silent letters and ruleless digraphs, eh.

t. butthurt 'italian' monkey

Who would win in a polish vs. ukrainian toilet cleaning competition?

Us, we have bigger experience

Bolan :-DDDDDDD DD D DDDD

>Convince me to move to your country /EU/
No. We're full, so fuck off

Not the same person, not butthurt, not Italian but Paranaense.

But let's be frank: as useful as English is, it sounds disgusting, the spelling system was made by drunken pedantic monk[ey]s, the vowel system is weird, and it manages to be more unruly with the verbs than German. At least your dialect probably removes part of those stupid retroflex R (car, there, near..), but the leftover (real, ride, write...) still sounds like you grabbed a Dutch Frenchaboo and hit him in the head with a club until he spoke something even more disgusting than standard Dutch.

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Southern Separatist from Curitiba?

>Not the same person, not butthurt, not Italian but Paranaense.

>not Italian but Paranaense.

I like France more now

Salty af

I do like Warsaw. Seems like people are nice there

>mfw Portuguese isn't even a global language

Point missed is point missed - Italian isn't weird. English is. (Fuck, most English dialects don't even have a proper Cred Forums)

Who is John Galt?
(Yup.)

Monkey see, monkey do? Eh.

but I'm white

>half Sardinian
>white

>>mfw Portuguese isn't even a global language
Who cares? Weird too ("I'm too lazy to open my mouth, so I'll speak with my nose instead"), but at least it has an Cred Forums.

I'm from Warsaw AND from a small city, people are nicer in this small city 20km to the East.
Varsovians are always in a hurry.

Idgaf my man your country is shit

Italians are the most gregarious/friendly people in EU

It's also the country with the richest culture of any country in the EU

Don't see why you'd go elsewhere

Why not Sweden?

Who cares? Point still stands.

>his last olympics had deaths
>our didn't despite having 10 times their murder rates

Sweden is one the hardest countries to pick because swedes are so reserved and distant. I read some study recently that it was one of the worst countries in the world for expats because it's so hard to get into the society, get friends etc.

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Kek

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I feel that if you look relatively "hip", cultured, and well-dressed you'll be fine in a place like sweden? Or nah?

Like, aren't uni students more or less pretty Americanized?

>7-1

If you have family on your moms side ask them if it's worth moving. Maybe they could even help you land a job who knows, but that's definitely the best place to start.

How did the thing devolve into football?
[Have fun, you two]

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Yeah if you are forward and make friends by yourself you'd be fine here.

shut up faggot

>my moms side
>help me get a job

They're all poor alcoholics w awful odd jobs. Two of my uncles are also tied to the Camorra.

I think I'm good

Force me to, boat"person" from Cred Forums.

>7-1

also how hard is it to get into grad school?

>sardinia
>white
>italian
You'll have to check in in Lampedusa first

No clue.

>1 WC

I thought Italians were gregarious/nice

If his mother was Sardinian it explains everthing though.

not with you

1 is all I need for Brazilian girls ;)

good enjoy Brazil :D

Towards other italians or white people in general, yes. If you're half sardinian AND you dont know italian you qualify as neither, sorry.

why are u so salty
is it bc brazil is rly bad

whatever we made pizza better

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Sounds one hell of an adventure.

like*

Enjoy being shot, who wants another immigrant here anyways?

>every person with x flag is x ethnicity+nationality

>Sardinian mom
>Uncle tied with camorra

What? This is not Jojo where a Sardinian could become the camorra's boss

>This is not Jojo where a Sardinian could become the camorra's boss
kek

camorra was probably the name of his uncle's half-sister half-goat

Non white and only speaks english. UK is only choice

lies, they'd fit in fine in Ireland, Malta, Sweden, Germany

Hard to get a well paid job

Only web developers get good paying jobs

Why would you ever want to move to Europe? Just trade identities with me if you want. I'll gladly go to America.

Poland would clean the toilet faster, Ukie would dig the sewers faster tho

I can't see how Italy would be an improvement compared to USA.

Stay there. Or maybe try UK, they're your masters after all

Sorry we're full.