Nothing like a British breakfast to kickstart the day

Nothing like a British breakfast to kickstart the day

Is that a pastie?

>chips for breakfast
go be fat somewhere else

who /oreo with chocolate milk/ for breakfast here?

>tfw cup of soup and a bagel with cream cheese
I should get up earlier.

Why do brits like beans so much

Nothing like a cigarette and a cup of coffee to be French all day.

The majority of people here do the same thing.
The standard breakfast doesn't consist of more than a cup of coffe + croissant and a cig.

>regular chocolate milk

It's better with CONDENSED milk, though...

disgusting

why would you eat beans for breakfast
do you want to fart whole day?

>the majority of italians smoke
'no'

>dem shitty frozen chips

are you that fucking lazy to peel some fucking potatoes?

They were on war rations until the 1990s.

One nice part of living in a country full of fat fucks is that large breakfasts are affordable and common.

>dad went to california
>decided to have breccy in an American diner
>ordered an apple pie
>expected a slice of pie but they brought him an entire pie than could feed a family of 5 with a massive scoop of ice cream
>it was like $4
What the fuck?

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Everyone keeps talking about these disgusting British breakfasts, but I love beans! It looks good.

Brits, my beaner brothers. Patrician taste right there.

Same happens in Ex-Yugoslavia.

I got nothing about English breakfasts, but this one looks so bleak and undercooked you'd think anything else that'll happen during the day will be better than that.

Why does your dad eat pie for breakfast? That's not American nor does it seem British.

He thought that's what yanks did in American diners for breakfast

It looks like a pasty, yes.

Is that red sauce under your pasty?

No more of a desert thing. In diners most people probably have eggs or omelettes with bacon or sausage and home fries or toast. Some people will also have pancakes or waffles in lieu of eggs. Usually fruit will also be included. I have strangely seen someone eat just cereal which seems pointless to go to a diner for.

>Eating yank biscuits

There are some days I wouldn't mind a hot slice of pie and a nice glass of cold milk for breakfast.

Cheap, filling, loaded with protein and fibre, taste good and customisable.

Your Mexicans are right to eat lots of them.

Where do you people get this from?

Just how damaged is your digestive system if a bit of fibre sends it into 8verload?

Probably the fact that everyone who eats lots of beans farts a lot, though here in America the farts evolve into something more grotesque

I just got put on half bread rations the other day.

Tfw I can't make todays toast sandwich.

Bean pride worldwide.

>what are oligosaccharides

I blame Blazing saddles for making yanks think that eating beans makes you fart.

Broccoli has more fibre than beans, do you think broccoli makes you fart too?

Chin up, stay strong. You'll give the Kaiser his what-for yet!

I don't listen to hip hop.

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ikr i never met anyone who ate a whole meal for breakfast

>but this one looks so bleak and undercooked

That's because it's not a British breakfast but a bait and troll thread you mongo.

In what kind of bizarro universe beans don't make you fart? Are you Brits special snowflakes even for that?

Cred Forums has degenerated so much it's basically the only thing that's left. We allow it because we're hollow enough to enjoy being baited.

>do you think broccoli makes you fart t

I do actually, I think cruciferous vegetables and legumes in particular cause flatulence

>3460 mg sodium
Is it even legal to serve this in a restaurant?

>beans for breakfast

beans with eggs is solid why can't non-anglos grasp this

typically eat a bowl of museli, some fruit a cup of coffee then a tin of beans or a pie in the truck for brekky

Actually, beans do make you gassy, that's the reason we only traditional eat them as a small side,2-3 spoonfuls of refried beans as a dip of sorts for tortilla chips, or add epazote when they're a proper dish on their own as in say frijoles charros.

I'm always surprised at the amounts of beans that are usually served in Tex-Mex and other cuisines tbqh, it's the same as eating corn without soaking it in limewater which means it won't release it's nutrients, a lot of people adopted our ancestral foods without minding the practices that were attached to them for good reason.

don't insult me or my beans ever again

Looks like puke
Why do brits have shite for breakfast, if you could taste ours you would really change your mind

>eating dough for breakfast


fat fucks

that's a good breakfast senpai

or else, you gona fart in our face?

>croissants and coffee
generic af lad

what a pathetic breakfast

>tfw you will never eat a glorious English breakfast.

Where is the protein?

disgusting. i wouldnt call it a breakfast

WOULD YOU EAT?

Chorizo and cheese inside

eat rice and be healthy and skinny no fucking dogtier greasy dish

>chorizo

>legal

put some onions and jalapeno and we have a deal

You can easily cook it and imagine yourself as a glorious Englishman eating glorious English breakfast.

The amount of salt is fucking awful

Mate everybody already knows that Belgiums have BBC for breakfast

Have you seen yours? Lmao

But that's the only amount of dough we have in the whole day

Thanks bud

In the lunch we have, after midday

It's just eggs, bacon, sausage and beans

You probably have blood pudding in eastern Europe as well

>Have you seen yours? Lmao

I had a cooked breakfast and you just had a shitty piece of dough like an autist

My diet is entirely fried eggs, fried sausage and fried bacon with peanut butter for pudding.

i've lost 8 kilos desu. also eat 200g kale once per day with 3 fish oil caps.

stay mad niggers

dude keto lmao

1 sausage is like 5g carbs m8.

Memes, memes, they're good for your heart
The more you eat, the more you shart
The more you shart, the better you shill
Memes, memes for every feel!

Blood sausage is popular all over Europe yes.

What? It is not uncommon for us to eat beans at breakfast.... A-are we honorary Brits?

Stay mad chav

Seems like those beans are going to spill if you aren't careful

That's a pathetic excuse for a British breakfast you absolute pleb

>eating a powdered turd for breakfast

Not a fan of kickstarting my day with just simple carbs. It might be tasty but the lack of protein be it sausage, cheese, chorizo or eggs seems a bit weird to me

>chocolate milk
>not using regular milk and drinking it once the oreos have turned it chocolaty
Why would you double up chocolate on chocolate like that. You're just smothering your taste buds.

kek it's a long crossaint

I don't care how great it tasted 3 days ago, you don't have to eat the same one again lad

>eating breakfast
Perks of a glacial-slow metabolism; feel fine on one meal a day.

Why is it red? Does it have tomato sauce or ketchup?

You won't keep it up for 12 months.

still trying to be white i see

I've been keeping it up since halfway through high school, so quite a bit longer than 12 months. I'm not sitting behind a desk all day, either.