Australian """cuisine"""

>Australian """cuisine"""
bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/37420032/australian-man-patents-the-hamdog---a-hotdog-and-burger-combo

Seems like he was inspired by us

I would eat that

>search australian food
>get this

No, you wouldn't.

Hot dogs are made of pork.

LMAO THIS IS LITERALLY

LITERALLY
HAHAHHAHA

QUITE POSSIBLY THE MOST LITERAL USAGE OF THIS WORD EVER
WORSE THAN BRITISH CUISINE

>AUS
>TRAI
>LIANS
>ALRIGHT MATES WHAT DO WE DO WITH ALL THIS LEFT OVER BEER YEAST
>SHE'LL BE RIGHT M8, JUST THROW IT OVER THE MAGGOT, SERVE IT UP WIT SOME BEANS AND HAVE IT WITH KETCHUP PANCAKES MMMM YUMMY

HAHAHA
AUSTRALIANS
CAN'T MAKE THIS UP
HAHAHAHA

That's a cheese burger though.

cheeseburger is a portmanteau of "cheese" and "hamburger"
As such, cheeseburgers are hamburgers.

But I wouldn't expect an Irishman to know much about food.

>cheeseburger is a portmanteau

what did he mean by this

>Tomato suace on pancakes

Wtf?

WANT.

do you really not know what a portmanteau? it's a basic english word

It's a combination of two words without compounding them. Instead of "cheesehamburger", which would be a compound word consisting of "cheese" and "hamburger", you instead just fuse the words together into a single word. There was a time when "burger" wasn't a word.

Let's say a diver doesn't want to waste his breath on "oxygen tank", so he just says "oxytank". While not an actual word in English, that's how portmanteaus work. You'll see them most often in works of fiction or when little kids come up with a name for their imaginary friend.

I see
I was confused because it means "coat rack" in french

no, hamburgers have no cheese, cheeseburgers have cheese, it's not a "ham"dog but a cheesedog

Can guarantee the guys biggest market is going to be yankland already 2bh

I guess it might be a loanword. I could almost see a connection between coat racks and compound words. Hang two words up together or something. Sayings have been started with less logic.

Cheesedog is already a different thing. It's when you put chilli and shredded cheese on a hotdog.

some retarded guy named Lewis Carol used it as a metaphor once to refer to two words being blended together and it caught on, you may have heard of the fellow

Are you the gigatriggered American who constantly spams the link wall of reasons Australia is apparently terrible?

Did you get rekt by an Australian in some way?

>be australian
>have to go outside to take a poop

I have never shat outside in my own country.

>Austalians LITERALLY have designated places to poop, like Indians.

Here in America, we're free to poop where we want.

But I bet you still have something designated, like a toilet.
I bet you poo in a loo like all the other slaves to society.
True Freedomâ„¢ is the ability to poop where you want, when you want.

See

I tihnk it's jam

See

That's American though

Did you read the link?
Aussies are now honorary heritage