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/shit/
>Halloween
FOY
ive got the grocer-wocer-WOOOAHHH
Better edition.
New fivers lads haha mad that
janny is Brit
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based janny deleting shit editions
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Getting my daily dose of Atheism-Is-Unstoppable
its a yes from me
good going, is gbr her initials? Gertrude Baskerville Rowntrees HAHAHA?
girl crossed the road so she didn't have to walk past me earlier
she came back onto the street just after going past
shes got the union jack on her shirt :3
havin a wank
any new memes?
It is what it is
*Discusses British culture*
Asexual. Panromantic. Polyamorous. Kinkster.
Currently dating a wonderful lad in a long-distance type way, and not currently looking to form any other long-term romantic relationships.
I'm currently building this account within the context of looking for queerplatonic/cuddly/talky/kinky friendships.
My parents told me when I turned 16 that their "parenting tactic" had been to raise their kids to be good dinner party guests, with the reasoning that at least we'd be able to entertain them.
Why has Yoga 710 lad forsaken us? What purpose did he have shilling Lenovo and leaving /brit/ forever? Not very comfy at all, time is running out
ahh very good, a patriot
Anyone got a new fiver yet?
deleted why janny?
Cute Japanese banter signal girl is a recent favourite of mine.
clever girl
The cabin crew suggested we all go out and club it. I had no option. It was that or one of their B&Bs. I figured it'd be safer on the streets. For the first time ever I saw the Scotch in their natural habitat, and it weren't pretty. I'd seen them huddling in stations before, being loud but… this time I was surrounded. Everywhere I went it felt like they were watching me; fish-white flesh puckered by the Highland breeze; tight eyes peering out for fresh meat; screechy, booze-soaked voices hollering out for a taxi to take 'em halfway up the road to the next all-night watering hole. A shatter of glass; a round of applause; a sixteen-year-old mother of three vomiting in an open sewer, bairns looking on, chewing on potato cakes. I ain’t never going back… not never.
>being this enamoured with a bio-survival token
brits? more like shits
*giggle giggle*
she lives here though, don't think she's actually british
I had one a couple days ago
>>being this enamoured with a bio-survival token
Every morning and night my dad makes me drink holy water but Allah can't stop me deepthroating dick
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banter is the only good tripfag on this site Tbh
hi
t. banter
What happened to Monica and Lisicki?
all non yank anglos are brits to me
also
FUCKING DIE
dunno, I think he's a bit of a poof
how did you get away without a ban?
Hunted starts again tonight lads, Channel 4 at 9pm.
japs? more like craps
haha
gf just morse coded me this
seriously i would like to be educated on how is breaking a Cred Forums rule
Japs?
More like Twats
i got 15 min block reeeeeeeeee take one more hot milf
based janiel got there before i could even take action
had him filtered for literally years
Jannerz deleted my post, so I presume it's being dealt with by the mods.
Not sure why, he seems to allow it 90% of the time.
Watching Kate Miccucci getting her nipples sucked by Orlando Bloom
I wipe my dirty hands on my socks
Why?
fucking hell lads just realised I have been seeding on public trackers for the last hour
@65219742
there was loads of tranny posting earlier, we're proberly being monitored for the rest of the e'en
oh hes alright really
lifes a tad bit shite lads
In this moment, I am euphoric.
Not because of any phony God's blessing, but because I am enlightened by my own intelligence.
Her tits were better than I expected
quite want a girl-next-door type gf
Subverting expectations by actually making good /brit/ posts
eating a pomegranate
what's wrong with this?
dreaming about hugging brit bf, lads.
what is wrong with the janitor right now?
Lads
can i suck a pomegranate out of your arse?
LINK
Janny is a DC guy
Do I undust last year's Halloween wallpaper for this year's October?
Introduced the lads to the idea of boipucci and now they won't stop talking about it.
are you ashamed of your body?
>google images
>"european people art"
hmm
her legs is my arms
nervous about my hospital appointment tomorrow so might have a xanax binge to calm myself
Lad
>queerplatonic/cuddly/talky/kinky friendships.
hello. sending someone nudes over internet while being in relationaships isn't considered cheating, right?
source
He's power tripping
hnnnnng
Or do I use something a little darker?
Literally the ideal figure for a woman.
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nah i lift
>he saved it
Or do I utilize an elegant reference to the wallpaper used in Disney's Haunted Mansions in Disneylands all over the world?
Is it safe yet?
same. have not worn a t-shirt in decades
don't you always want to reach new heights, thus feeling ashamed towards your current body? I've heard people on /fit/ are like this
i'm defined as a 'graphic designer'
hmm
had one of those shit days at the office where you just feel low and can't be bothered talking to anyone and banter levels are low
why does this have to happen sometimes
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why r9k is so toxic? Full of fatties. manlets, pedos, virgin students and trannies. can't stand longer than 15 min there.
ewwwwwwww
BIGGIE SMALLS IS THE ILLEST
*opens you shoulder to waist with my hidden voulge*
come crying to me like this again and i wont be so merciful
girls are soft
>his city/town doesn't have a Odeon/Vue
how does it feel living in an abandoned industrial landfill
Any new memes?
saggy balls. I don't like
I cannot watch horror films
Frosty is just unreal man
are there any music genres besides drum and bass that have double drops? didn't think so
>i got a warning for posting a youtube-link
fuck off
wish this trap posting swede would fuck off
go head design a graphic lad
jeffrey get your dick out
I get in the same mood when I'm stuck on one project for days on end and small things that hold me up keep popping up but there's no urgent deadline to it and eventually I just get lost in it and somewhat lose my feeling of time and keep getting distracted and get nothing done. I swear I'd still get more done on this shit if I had something else to do half the time.
i have quite skinny arms too but I don't stress much about it. maybe you shouldn't feel bad about it either. I wear short sleeved stuff as soon as I can
I have an independent cinema where you can get a ticket, large drink and large popcorn for under a tenner
the KKKs holy book is called the Kloran
hunched over my keyboard thinkin of how to extract the most (you)s in a single post
so here goes.
bums
are you soft?
Getting my daily dose of coronation street
also rip fabric you were taken from us too soon
>i have quite skinny arms
you have no idea what mine are like lad
my wrists are catastrophically thin, you could snap them in half very easily
Same, twin peaks was too scary for me
Not sure in what context I can post the waifu without stirring the wrath of the caretaker.
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IT WAS ALL A DREAM
:)
>drum and bass made after the 90s
ew
they took away my 8/10 desk buddy and put her on the other side of the office. now i rarely get a glimpse of her tights and only speak to her on lunch 2-3 times a week. gutted. work has gone from mediocre to intolerable instantly.
is it 2003 where you live lol
BIG fan of this
Give us the name on the track
No I'm hard
im not
fuck off
now this is just dreadful enih
ive got to work on the 'mula
bruv my BMI is 17 of course I know what I'm talking bout
been skinny all my life but again, I just don't really care or anything.
pics
grime does
>fabriclive 82
>not 83
youtu.be
i got the same in my town,built in the 1920s.
do you ever fuck off
enjoy dnb of all eras
ed rush & optical - the host vs. audio - headroom (vip)
FOR FUCK SAKE
My mum just got me because some 40 odd year old drunk cunt was just sat on my front garden demanding 40 quid from my sister for cocaine. She wasn't here.
I walked up and told him to fuck off, he started trying to explain the he wanted money he was owed, so I told him I don't give a shit, it's non of my business so fuck off or else
He stood up put his hand on the spade my mum left out and left but said, ever the hard man before staring at me and leaving
That was super intense
>tfw sub 6" wrists, 12" forearm, 14" bicep
>can only bench a pitiful 95kg
describe her
SUPER NINTENDO SEGA GENESIS
No
It's a seaside town of 37,000
Used to think the anime plague of 2014-2015 on /brit/ was bad
Now I realise this kpop cancer is 5x worse
Dirty
Filthy (filthy)
Nasty, you nasty (yeah)
Too dirty to clean my act up
If you ain't dirty
You ain't here to party (whoo!)
Ladies, move, gentlemen, move
Somebody ring the alarm, a fire on the roof
(Ring the alarm) and I'm throwin' elbows
(Ring the alarm) and I'm throwin' elbows (yeah, yeah)
(Ring the alarm) and I'm throwin' elbows
(Ring the alarm) and I'm throwin' elbows (get up!)
(Ring the alarm) and I'm throwin' elbows (who ready to party?)
(Ring the alarm) and I'm throwin' elbows
(Ring the alarm) and I'm throwin' elbows (stomp that
Let me get f-
Oh, I'm overdue
Give me some room, I'm coming through
Paid my dues, In the mood
Me and the girls gonna shake the room
DJ's spinning, show your hands
Let's get dirty, that's my jam
Literal perfection.
doesnt make sense and dont care
Shoutanon
Poleaboo
Kentanon
Cumbrialad
Essanon
Nigii
BMW user
Aquaanon
Junlad
Azulad
Harold Shipman
Rodger doxxer
Louis
Louis' dad
Tilde
Britnormie
Fightanon
Hannah
OP Image Guy
Alright lads I've convinced a very fit polish bird to fuck but I'm afraid my inability to socialise with a woman is going to cripple me
She likes my body and face.
What do I do? Stand there and look pretty?
banter trip is like white noise to me, don't even notice him until you runts explicitly mention him.
Must be Kim Seolhyun
:/
How much of a loser at life do you have to be to listen and jack off to Kpop?
paying my dudes
time after time
i done my sentence
and committed no crime
made bad mistakes
and what a few
ive done some things that i thought that i never knew
can we get me now more and more and more and more
we are the champions of friends
and we keep it fighting at the end
we are the champions
we are the champions
no time for losing cos we are the champions
in the world
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Herne Bay.
shit general cuz I don't get You's
would ride her until it literally fell off
I still need a suggestion laddym8s.
how many dimensions?
Elle Fanning 2bh lads
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all me
youtube.com
is this her?
Took TWO cookies from the packet
Two.
have seen "kentanon" thrown around on pakipoos blog and elsewhere, its not kent""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""qt""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" is it?
Fuck off, cunt.
Seolhyun is far better looking than any slag you were thinking of.
>Haha, how can they enjoy something that I don't? Let's point and laugh guys!
>G-guys??? Where did you all go?
hi matt
Post choons that are extremely relatable to your current life situation
These two pretty much sum me up right about now
having 2 wanks before bed and 1 as soon as i wake up these days
the truth we always knew; white girls are better
Nice.
sums up me nads haha
no dont reckon
Nope
Might not quite be 37,000
who stole the cookie from the cookie packet?
Mary is a nicer name than L
Annyeong
>kpop
Every time I feel bad about myself, I remind myself that a kpop community exists, then I know that at least I'll never sink to that level of dog shit
the GALL of this janny
This is the SECOND time today I've had to reset my router for some utter bullshit nitpicking ban
Don't even bother banning me for this post because I made it from my phone
now whats this barcelona nonsense
identify
asuka langley soryu
Post that image. (You know the one)
user took the cookie from the cookie packet
I'm slipping into the abyss
The abyss is consuming me whole
I'm drifting away, soon
shh
have to applaud the custodian for attempting to rid /brit/ of the canadian menace.
>consider myself better than k-pop lads
>realise I've been listening to nothing but shit EDM and the Berserk soundtrack for the past two weeks
eating dark choco digestives in bed while doing a /brit/ :3
who else /naughty/ here
*stares down into you*
real valium is so much nicer than diclazepam
going brazy or sum!!!
trans catalan
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janny is so fucking useless
fuck off okay there's still trap shit in the thread
You have incurred his wrath.
Clearly Big J is a Reifag.
doesn't work as well with brackets (you mug)
top taste family
youtube.com
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i've heard that buses in london don't accept money and you just have a card
is that true or is it just certain buses? literally never been to london
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drugs aren't cool
>2 months of savings just to buy a macbook pro
ahhh yes.
>enter shared uni kitchen
>chinese roommate is with her friends and theyre cooking having fun together
>quietly put my tescos premade lasagna in the oven
>come back 30 minutes later
>they're sat down giggling at youtube videos in chinese eating delicious smelling food
>spoon my lasagna onto plate, its not even fully cooked
>scurry back to my room
fucking hell
All about this now family.
invited girl to party with fb message and left an x
>buses here ONLY accept exact change
>never ever carry change
wtf is this, the 50s?
yes its true
runt
>literally never been to london
How?
2 months?
how shit is your job?
how poor are you?
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oyster only
cash is uncivilised
Going to take the stuff that's in my balls and put it on some toilet paper.
Internet page keeps flashing back and forth between a black screen rapidly. what the fucc
*clangs internally*
>going into the kitchen when there are people in there already
FONT
don't do that
Try talking to them you faggot
not everyone is a NEET that doesn't pay rent or bills
the average person saves £100 a month
normdroid at work bought the new iphone outright then complained instantly that she didn't like it and wants her samsung back (which she only had for 3 months)
why are normmongies so easily led? she literally spent £600 on a phone "because"
do that
i've heard that happens in birmingham here
live in bumfuck nowhere, just never been
oh so that's what an oyster card is, a bus pass basically?
kpop?
never heard of it...
oohhh you mean "music played in runt traps"?
not a fan
Can't find this shoegaze tune on Youtube, so listen to this pls it's beautiful
Cash on busses is inefficient
It's why you northern proles have to wait 2 hours in between busses
Or contactless cards
no lol
got called a stock insect in pizza hut
Going out for freshers tomorrow night in my city even though I'm a wageslave who didn't go to uni
Hopefully I pipe some fresh young 18 yo slag
might throw a tantrum for attention
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>tfw clang 2017 coming soon along with another hiatus
Waiting for the lecture to begin and a qt chink exchange student put her head down in exhaustion
Meanwhile, in literally every product related forum or discussion group ever:
>I just bought this thing is it any good
luckily i only had one chink in my flat of 8 people
suck my dick
>freshers
absolutely howling at emmerdale lads
Good luck mate, give em one for me
i used to do that, i shared a house with 5 girls at uni whilst I was working. Salad days.
actually manchester has an oyster-esque system now
good lad
shagged a girl before that I seen in a club with an '18 today' badge on
dont reply to this post if your flag has a leaf on it
to be fair dont even know wh yi had a bad day at work.. literally started cause i thought people were laughing at my haircut on the train.. then i came to work and got complimented for looking really smart but still felt like shit all day, i even got a lift back from a colleague wtf
your face is oyster-esque
i'm not NEET
>the average person saves £100 a month
tears if you believe this
Still working on my Brit of the Day youtube series
what's going on
Is there anything illegal about putting up posters on lampposts and other objects in public space?
bit rude
listening to Nirvana and getting a nostalgia boner.
remember when every band was whiny and nasally?
Christ at least the 90s bitter grunge scene was better than the early 2000s Suburb-Rock
Sent someone a good song and they didn't reply.
don't care
Dear Mr 778,
As requested I will not reply to your post.
Thank you,
Anonymous
Genuine question:
Last time you pulled a girl or had sex - what happened and how did you do it
yeah m8 enjoy prison
you buy one
you get one free
we were getting a cab with a few other people from a bar to a club and she lunged at me tbqh
took her home after
>24k
>£1600 monthly after tax
>rent is £800
>other various bills and cost of living bring you down to £600 left
>macbook pro costs £1200
>genuine question
>no question mark
Birmingham is getting it too
The future is here
>qt in uni tells me she dreamt of me being her boyfriend last night
I'm not falling for your tricks, succubus.
ur never gonna get a shag with that attitude
remainians still extremely mad
that's too much rent for that salary
also how the fuck do you only spend 200 p/m on food, bills, and everything else?
this is just the beginning of my tantrum
you're whiny and nasally
song was shit
didnt open this
your mum is absolutely howling
she passed out from your incredible stench
you're not freshers, you're rotten to the core
your cat is ugly
rasheed
fuck off
anywhere i go i make the gang go
went to my gfs place and we just played around for a bit then we just had sex
then talked for about and then I started reading a book and she started reading one too then I went to sleep before her
I know how it feel to wake up fucked up
Pockets broke as hell
Another rock to sell
VERY VERY gay post.
A random txt file appeared on my c drive called haxlogs and my computer is being really unstable
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None of those posts were mine.
the anal ravage will only worsen when a. 50 is triggered
Too scared to message anyone on okcupid
>that's too much rent for that salary
why yes i will personally subject myself to living in squalor
can't wait for this lads
more like Fuckinghamshire
delete your C drive
hands still smell of semen from the last wank
insult me again
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careful "J" dont want me to spill your secret do you
just fucking do it, what have you got to lose
just got complimented on my performance in a 2v2
shouldn't spend half your salary on rent lad
is that sharing or a 1 bed?
Now THIS is what I call a /brit/post !!
Was moaning about how I was gonna have to get an expensive taxi home on my own
She said I could stop at hers (on the sofa) and she'd drop me home in the morning
Didn't even go near the sofa haha
a fat girl I'm friends with was a bit lonely after the pub quiz so we had some sex afterwards
this is the 8th time this year she's done this, though she is a teacher so she's probably just very stressed out from her job
The EU flag is a star-studded plughole of death
what secret?
club night just finished, standing outside
see some slag I'd shagged before standing alone
go say hi, what you saying, etc.
she's asks me what I'm doing after/if I wanna get in the taxi with her
do so, shag her
I'm not even good looking
Ezio Audtiore is on the apprentice?
Where the other 7 times also with you or other blokes?
bill posters will be prosecuted
look I proved my point lad
it takes 2 months to get a macbook
literally had a file called nonce.bin appear on my external HD
>talking to 中国人学生
lol
w-what about this?
>say hello to girl
>don't spaghetti or be autistic
>let nature take it's course
this is pretty much it right
don't even know why I have this $1000 meme machine when the only games I play are browser tier ones or years old
chuckled
got called a bigot on twitter
youtube.com
fucking kek
nonce is a numerical term too,
lmao
well it only happened because I was drunk
wouldn't have done that if I wasn't
but I guess that is ok
with me
don't think she shags anyone else in the social group
Daily reminder that is an exclusively normie general
Disgusting pathetic virgins please redirect to /britfeel/
all me
At what age do kids realise you're touching them up rather than just playing?
Looks like he's being a little short with you hey?
>tfw I want to play this
>tfw I haven't got a scooby doo what i'm looking at
Managed 40 minutes of studying before I gave myself a 20 minute break.
Feel I've got a problem.
Google cryptographical nonces
(Alan Turing might show up lmao haha!)
called someone a bigot on twitter
I met some pretty chill Chinkies at uni, not big on keeping in contact tho, must be in their nature
Nice quads
6, you actual nonce. That's when they do Stranger Danger.
Are Ezio has agility, strength and superhuman abilities. It is thought that he is a demigod and that he was born directly by the spit of The Most High. He is even more skilled than that other well known murderess; Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad, for example he is able to swim. The different athletic abilities of Ezio include: being able to climb the Empire State Building with his bare hands, defeat an entire army alone and assassinate a singer in the middle of a concert without anyone noticing. Ezio is also world champion of jumping in hay carts, an exciting past-time of which he is not the founder: the inventor of this extreme sport was his ancestor Altaïr, but he does not hold the world record that is held by our Ezio: 89347104 kilometers high straight into a straw basket. In addition Ezio is a master at hand to hand combat, with skills developed over many years. If at the beginning of his career as a murderess he would never have been able to defeat a Brute, in his prime he would have been able to defeat an armoured Gundam, taking it apart just from one punch. Nevertheless our murderess is still able to use any type of weapon, dildo, gun or devilry invented by Leonardo, making him the most lethal and ingenious murderess of all time.
welcome home thailad, how was your trip?
thank you HTT!
Reply with "I've had it up to here with your threats" and attach a picture of you holding your hand up to your knees.
cant bench 40kg lads
its not nearly as complicated as memes make it out to be, and for me at least, tilesets make it harder to understand what things are.
so long as you can get your basic industries in order there's no issue
watching some so called female friendly porn lads
quite good imho
>telling someone to fuck off on the internet is a criminal offence
what a load of bullshit
fuck off
I'm good for a few years, then.
the police would actually investigate you for making that post
more of a reddit vibe to this one iah
new
What does this female friendly stuff entail?
belter of a post
Thank you based janny
Reminder that he deleted the thread because abnormie posting is off topic and belongs on /britfeel/
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genuinely don't know what goes through janny's head at some times
face is even that bad desu (take out piercings)
bet she is propa dirty and up for a good time
janny has totally lost it
This class is basic bitch tier
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nothing wrong with her face
r8 my alternate England flag
he's off the rails
reckon he's not going to get paid
Oh wait
fuck off paki
>janny
what
New
yeah if she was a horse maybe
Chebs are other worldly, but you can't ignore the face
I'd cum all over it
>based janny
good one you useless fucking normie newtwat
all the commie slags are unironically shaggable
>no topic
gone and done it now lad
korean pop
would spray those milk jugs with a generous lathering of bollock butter
Good lad
delete
is Magnificent Seven any good or just ((agenda)) crap
Daily reminder that Taylor Swift browses Cred Forums and is probably ITT right now
(p.s she will vote trump)
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not-so-based janny edition
The original is great.
just watch the Origional and 7 samurai
idk why they insist on remaking every movie as if being old makes the origionals bad