When an anglo tries to pronounce foreign words (especially french)

>when an anglo tries to pronounce foreign words (especially french)

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>Implying we need to

>cumskin speaking chinese or any asian language

pls read your country's motto

Your own language sounds like shit. Also Dutch speak English fine but your accent is retarded.

Give me something from your disgusting pig languages to read, non-anglos

I don't speak african

Kantblecheinzelteilzeichnung.

>bonjoow
>pawlay voo fwansay

Wew, easy with the gun, you just shot yourself in the foot here

Oh fuck you. I can't read that.

I did, didn't I?

soy tonto y me gusta el pico bien parao chorreando moco

pls vocaroo

it's alright user we're only roleplaying on an imageboard

We've been self-aware for a while lad
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>Houla, estshoy apwrendiendwo espaniol
yankees sm.h

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...

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does my accent turn you on

>Day-ja voo
>Wenday vu

CHI

French is gay, we're making it manlier

Funnier*

Ridicule*

*Manlier with our manly man accents

Alright frogboy, record yourself speaking English

no you sound fruity as fuck

>France

kek

nobody respects you canada. stop trying to be tough.

>fruity accent

His accent francais is tres bien then ? Ne pas ?

Billion times tougher than some cheese eating surrender monkey

it just emphasizes your fruity accent

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Your turn with french. And inb4 hon hon hon baguette etc

One must accept the fruit in order to sound french

enough now

I can barely hear you, pls try again and make it louder. Gimme some French to read nigga.

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Kek

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I won't record again, I just wanted to shitpost.

WTF I have a boner now

>Déjà vu
>literally pronounced Daijobu

ignore leafposter

I find most Europeans and anyone that studied French in secondary school can pronounce French things properly. Its Americans that cant pronounce properly.

>Friesland
>Worcestershire
>Leicester
>Eire

ect ect

>French is gay, we're making it manlier
Guess you are gay m8

You sound better in your second attempt than first, but almost like you are copying english from an asian

not even chi ya filthy canuck

Well that was unexpected lel

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I speak French like a true Frog.

>Gimme some French to read nigga.
>Ô rage ! ô désespoir ! ô vieillesse ennemie ! N'ai-je donc tant vécu que pour cette infamie ?

Not him but you sound like sound like some kind of Hispanic

Nigger that's kinda gay. If you want to stay on this track, just say "J'aimerais sucer ta verge" you fagoo

You sound just native, I was wrong. Bravo lad

You're honestly a little faggot.
You're why no one here likes Canada
Good luck with puberty

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Gimmie a moment, I'm making coffee

Sorry Quebec that's how French sounds

>pronouncing foreign words as "American" as I can
>seeing other people's reaction to it
There are few joys in life this great.

>that fucking mickey mouse -tier voice

I'm not French

Give me some Finnish, Chingis

Ryssät haisee pahalle, juutalaiset rahalle, hintit esinahalle, spurgut autonvahalle, ne kaikki töihin sahalle ja nirri pois

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wew

16 year old reading arabic/10

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>16 year old reading arabic/10

Nailed it. WTF I'm proficient in Finnish now.

>that call of dooty-tier voice

do your homework

Lets hear your voice Pierre

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What accent is this? Because its the most disgusting thing I've ever heard

geordie (newcastle, sunderland, that kind of area)

Some type of English accent. Not sure from where.

I'm scared of languages which don't have ebin sounds like ü, ö, and ı. How can one live a full life without appreciating these?

Best accent. Most Germanic English.

Som jebnutý anglosas čo fajčí kokoty o 5 ráno na Križnej za päťku.

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Girl, on Cred Forums :o

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nailed it

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>yfw you realise after all these years that it's pronounced "vwarlar" instead of "wa-la"

a-are you a gril

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He's from Newcastle.

The geordies round out with the scousers and brummies to form the trifecterate of disgusting accents in the UK. Any accent north of Peterborough sounds pretty rank though:

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kek

for info
č = like English ch
j = is j, not dž

you first

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>j = is j
profound stuff, lad

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I am cold through, but this is how a native pronounces it.

I think the reason why Anglos suck at pronouncing other languages is that most languuages are phonetic and you guys try to apply English pronounciation rules to them. Not French through, that is worse than English.

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Well, more like English y. Y in Slovak = i, but it does not soften consonants in some situations that i does (one of the few non phonetic things about Slovak).

English j = Slovak dž.

That was actually pretty good.

Witchcraft

I want to hear foreigners say hard things, like "sixth squirrel strengths"

Then we'll see who's laughing at whom.

Anyone who can sing this for me?
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Ah man I liked that show

This would be sweet too.
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This was the best cartoon opening of all time

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>not fairly oddparents
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That show has been going on for too fucking long.

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cucked by my own country
classic

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>hard "r"
>english has a "w" sound instead
Yeah no.

i never understood this meme about /r/ sounding like /w/, they don't sound anything alike and your mouth is in a completely different shape when you make those two sounds

it's just an okay meme

I'm what Cred Forums would call an 'Anglo' and my pronunciation of words in any Germanic or Romance language is impeccable.

Americans can't even pronounce squirrel properly.