Would The Land of The Free protect your cunt in a war?

Would The Land of The Free protect your cunt in a war?

Netherlands
Yes

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Fuck the Netherlands desu

turey
no

we can protect you, we have few tanks

1. America
2. No

No. The eternal swamp jew must drown.

Unironically they would, you're pretty much the only country in the ME that doesn't want to kill everything and anything.
Oh and you're the buffer zone between akbars and Europe

Yes, I hope with the inevitable chilean-bolivian war US will be by our side since bolis are filthy reds

nigga I am the free
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polan
no

Singapore
Of course, Israel of Asia here

We don't care about commies anymore, only ackbars and chinks

You can't afford it. There is no country with more American investments than the Netherlands. The USA invests as much here as in France, the UK and Germany combined.

No, wat? The US invests more in Israel though, look at all the cool tech they've been feeding them for the past years or so

Wtf???!?! I HATE Dutch competition now!

Psh, we're swampjews

since they removed commies from Chile in 1973, i guess they would protect us

> flag
> 2011

So long as China doesn't annex you Americans don't really care
Britain might

Yes we will
People here like Poland

We don't invest in them, we just ship them money so they can stay afloat against much larger, and sometimes richer states that want to eat them

We have something like 60 nukes from USA
Yeah, they will definetly help us

Catch 22 and your tourists make me dislike Italy
But you're an ally (At least until we start losing)

because you don't have to deal with your tourist, I live in a touristic city and i can tell you are almost annoying as the chinks

The public would be extremely pissed if the government didn't support you, unlike the Ukraine where people were displeased but ultimately didn't give a shit.

I live in a tourist city too

I understand your pain

Against another american country? probably not
Against a non-American country? probably yes, because of the Monroe Doctrine

Apparently wouldn't even protect our own desu.

Great Britain
My American brothers would protect me with their life

>tfw you have to deal everyday with stinky, fat and annoying muricans, germans, chinks and japs

at least I don't live in venice, there it is a true hell

We only get Americans, with foreigners being really scarce

Italians are smug, French are cocks, Germans are fucking weird
All of them are old or really young, either bubbly or grouchy, always annoying

no

This . What Britain was for America in WWII Turkey is now for America in the war against the middle-east.

Puerto Rico
Hell yeah

This fucking country needs a good purging of commies and pinkos

Become a state already

I'm tryin

You have my help. I have a .22 rifle and a bat. How many Bolivians can I take?

That's the Orlando of Italy?

Unless you are a paki

Lmao. Your people would still fight to the last man to protect him even if he was Americuck.

Why would Americans not defend Americans Bruce?

Not part of nato (yet) so no

>Only a 22
And you call yourself an American?

This, greatest ally.

I will personally protect Finland.

At whatever point a war reaches our shores America would probably be done for anyways.

nobody will give 2 fucks about us

>we won't protect you if you're paki
>but you will
>BRUCE

Shart

Venezuela
Yes

I'm not America protects its friends

We liberated the Philippines, we'll liberate New Zealand.

a 5.56 is a .22

Flag
Yes
They basically our main ally

Yes so would we if they were attacked.

Frisian American muh-heritge here, will I be expected to fight for Benelux/the Low Lands? Where does the territory end?