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Myths and Legends Edition

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>canada

steaming asshole

BUILD A WALL?
AGAINST THE MEXICANS?

gonna shag atleast 1 slag this weekend lads

Jaw keeps on clicking

gonna try and get a boyfriend tomorrow lads wish me luck

snap

Hello !

gimmick posting is going lads.

better start using your gimmicks up

bender

Yoga 710 lad?

might learn how to become a really good snakes and ladders player

thoughts on this post?

1,2

get me one too

rare flag desu

Higher concentration of qts from Lichtenstein & Luxembourg on interpals than literally any other country desu

the key is not landing on snakes

good lad

Or I could get two boyfriends

haha i keep getting random tingling sensations in my feet and hands lads. and my body randomly jerks and twitches, and my hands sometimes shake like a pensioner even though i'm 25 years old. pretty hard to believe i DON'T have some kind of serious illness

lads, im about to start a postgraduate course at a major uni. Got an introductory email from the SU and it runs:

>As your newly elected SU, we are here to aid you in whatever way we can. Be that through supporting educational dilemmas, facilitating events or bringing your fantastic ideas on how to smash the patriarchy to life ;)

thoughts?

how much do you drink?

>Yeah I ate your pizza, what you gonna do about it fag?

Reads like sarcasm thankfully

D.A.K

16.10.16

Why?

I am a refugee from /deutsch/ pls accept

Are you cute?

the gf lads

hog

tell them to feck off
>says someone who has never seen these people

they are walking caricatures.

>western countries are going to shit because of mass migration
>israel is only improving because of strict border policies
merely a coincidence

Farts smell like mushrooms onions and uncooked steak

Interesting combination desu

*reads the catcher in the rye*

ah yes

Is she, dare I say it, our guy?

Yes :3

not even that much any more maybe 4 beers a night. used to drink a lot more but then all this weird shit started happening

will it still seem like that when I tell you that part of the pre-enrolment requirements are to have attended a mandatory "consent workshop"?

ACCIDENTALLY swallowed my tea down the wrong way and now I want to die.

Then you can stay.
Especially if you kiss my willy.

Oh goodness

FUCK OFF NIGGER LMAO

>yank politics

I hate my old self and my old self would hate what I have become

you're on my favourite posters, simpsonsleaf

*jumps on you* :3

>4 beers a night
every night?

FOB

Swallowing tea is not difficult.

If you have difficulty swallowing you should probably kill yourself.

what would you do if the 'chon was shut down tomorrow?

Reply saying you'd smash her backdoor in

what have you become?
youtube.com/watch?v=xqds0B_meys

sit in my room all evening and not do anything

This revelation isn't any news on it's own mate
The question is, what is going to be done about it?

you legit might want to get tested for multiple sclerosis

*jumps on you and digs my hard willy against your bum* :3

canadians have been cut off from britain for a few generations now. their ability to correctly drink tea is being lost as time goes by

>shit in my room all evening and not do anything

glad I didn't buy a pass

It's my birthday in about six minutes, lads.

strawpoll.me/11281636

Important poll lads. JFs more than welcome.

I have a drinking problem

Eeh..no. Pls. I...i...m a virgin senpai

*shivers a little*

*goes doopin mental*
smoke, work on my upcoming LP

that might be frowned on in my MANDATORY consent workshop lad

Happy birthday in six minutes lad
What do you want?

please reply to me
thanks
jim

Can you play online? I'd have you a game

hb

started uni today lads
>mfw supposed to spend upwards of 20 hours a week on dissertation module

dont see the issue 2bh

I used to dislike when people talked behind other people's backs but now I do it myself

Super Mario

Dear Son

Get off this website. I signed up to make an account to tell you that I love you and don't want you to waste your life here.

Love Mum

@65231201

There

fuck off arrogant student

I've got to do 10 hours of week of Uni work + 36 normal working hours starting in October

not looking forward to it desu

Should have signed it off with "Mom" for guaranteed replies

Up your game

> take a bite of my meal
> body wants to sneeze
fuck off cunt

...

a-user i'm a bum virgin... o///o
*kissu* liech-kun daisuke :3

3 hrs Mon-Fri and then 5 on Sunday after having Saturday off is probably best desu lad.

For the weekdays split the 3 hrs in half.
1.5 hours in Morning and 1.5 hours before bed.

That way it will seem like you're doing it less and it will be more time efficient.

LADS
SOMETHING IS HAPPENING
I FIGURED OUT WHAT WAS WRONG

how old

To not have to post on an anonymous imageboard as the only way to talk to people I like and who like me.

FOY isn't a reply that I yearn for wench.

You have to lose it sometime user, might as well be to someone with a massive willy. I promise it won't hurt a lot.

No you can't play it online

Thanks lads

>not being a downer, opiate, benzo and alcoholic
early grave, cant wait poly-drug addiction is the best philosophy in life for those clinically depressed

if mods get power you can wave goodbye to gimmick posting lads

found a receipt for a Domino's pizza from Surrey in my pocket

have not been to Surrey in years
not a clue

>and who like me.
nobody here likes you
Where on earth did you get that impression?

happy birthday user

haha lad don't we all want that?

Well as it is I'm the only one replying, so you better be nicer to me or you'll be all out of replies

I'm a big boy now :^)

Fantastic!

...

happy birthday matey

>captcha: assurance shaftsbury

fuck off normie

have lectures and coursework modules too desu

whats happening to 4cchan just woke up??

I know you like me ;)

fuck off underage

I want to lick girl's underboobie

hmm

Mods going for a power grab

You're right
*kisses you* :3

ah yes

being sold to Google
you will need a Google+ account to post as of next week

working my hardest

>have lectures and coursework modules too desu
I know that you FUCKING cunt.
You don't have them on Sunday which is why I put the bulk on Sunday.

Apologise to me.

Thanks mate
I swear I'm a big boy. My mum lets me stay up all night on my computer.

Mook is committing sepuku and giving control to Janny

Gotemâ„¢

the waifu,rate

shit

fuck off yank

sur la plage
dans le sable

Note to all my peers in this thread: This post was not made by me.

You may all be questioning my sexuality so I must affirm that I am not gay.

This post is fraudulent and I hope you won't allow it to affect my reputation here.

Thank you.

Jonathan Baxley.

night lads, hope i don't wake up

currently tripping on shrooms lads hahahaha xxxx

i hope so too

Cuchulain
>brit

> keep having dreams where men fuck me

bite me bitch

mods may get control

Everybody is chatting while the prof proceeds with her lecture kek

She keeps addressing it but people won't stop talking

o-ok but be gentle owo

good but my gf is cuter
pic related it's her

>all the normies are off to bed

Ignore this twat, I'm the real Jonathan Baxley and I am a massive bender, a complete gay boy, I'm a total cum slut, cock whore, I love nothing more than big cocks up my arse and in my mouth, I love getting spunked on by dozens of guys. I love sucking cock more than anything else in the world.

they're already running unchecked as is

myths and absolute legends edition

>Come in to thread
>see anons replying back and forth
>having banter
>not for long
>click on post number
>reply to user pretending to be other user
>attach smug pepe from my extensive folder
>watch sparks fly
>nobody suspects a thing

I can make those dreams a reality for you.

Good 2bh swaglord is an oldfignewton who knows Cred Forums culture more so than that gook cunt

youtube.com/watch?time_continue=44&v=Wh_1966vaIA

So called "youtube"

Guys...(am i even allowed to call you lads o.o)

Can too many memes kill?

I will be, I'll lick it first, then slip a couple lubed fingers it and get it nice and ready, then I'll slowly slip my thick cock in slow and gently.

stop it, i've been working out a lot and my body is looking great and it's fantasy that has been growing quite a lot lately

I prays TUT, the goddess of fertility and latin american shitposting.

um can you please stop posting pictures of my wife??

do NOT appropriate my culture

Found out today that "twat" is actually pronounced "twot"

Fucking hell?

as long as kpoop goes from /brit/ idc wat the mods do

Well show me your body at least, no point in saying that and not letting us see.

Liechtenstein is cute... CUTE

lads...try it, not a joke

>swaglord
can't remember any other mods beside him and snacks desu

Might take another 4 grams of phenibut and some diaazepam in toast to the dead fiance

Anduril; Flame of the West

The sword reforged

>implying there arn't more QTs in Québec

>Tfw I will never be the girl who rips the tickets at the London Eye
Just kill me now

What will you call me when we're having sex?

gf faxed this

The rest of them are numales bar one

What should I get from Waitrose tomorrow?

*shakes out of anger*
*realises he's a computer hacking expert*
*hacks your computer and tracks your IP address*
Haha, what have we here
*drives to your address*
*breaks into your room*
Looks like you've, made your last post.
*forces you into a package and sends you to the post office with the destination set to Tahiti*

pic of me

>"twat" is actually pronounced "twot"
FOY

WHO ARE YOU!?

gf sent me this via 12,000km satellite relay

Sorry. Pleas not hurt me

hot, would fuck you

ah yes

the black europeans

well black people did make all those paintings anyway

I am de cook

Fucking hate this exchange chink

She would be so qt if she stopped trying so hard to be a westerner

Just be a meek Asian qt for fuck sakes

>thinks satellites exist

we wuz painterz an shieet?

all waifus should be hanged

this is because of the tagging of pinterest: #people #of #colors #european #art

tbqh i've posted my arse and body frequently here lmao

in here we don't have memes, only gimmicks
i decided to look through france instead but all your women are obsessed with kpop

People pronouncing "tw@" as "twot" is one of my major triggers desu

it's because of a person who goes by "People of Color in European Art History"

Mystery solved lads

please just fuck my ass already. make me your slutty fuck hole!!

Well I might have seen it, I might not have, you've probably seen my big cock. So why don't you show me again lad?

we wuz the renaissance n'shit

on a serious note I am NOT a fan of this very blatant attempt to shorehorn non-europeans (especially black people) into every corner of European history as if they have always been there and created Europe

Rough and hard it is, I'll leave you shaking and moaning with cum dripping out your hole.

didn't you know the romans were descended from berbers

>Rough and hard it is, I'll leave you shaking and moaning with cum dripping out your hole.

archive.is/2NtUh

>The lad who posted this got arrested
Really makes you think...

lads stop being fucking gay why are you all so gay usually it isn't this bad

Someone just called me a fucking yank outside of /brit/
Very odd experience

even modern Berbers after massive modern era migrations and Arab conquest are still pretty pale.

youtube.com/watch?v=Xgfjwt2qfeU

craacking another beer open for the dead fiance, cheers love! may the angels take care of you, salem

It's just embarrassing

Twot sounds stupid as shit

Shan't be opening this

liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/watch-moment-web-troll-who-11918656
this whiny scouse twat comes up and starts having a go at you
what do you do?

the Doublespeak is getting stronger
reality isn't reality anymore

alri lad, sorry for the shitty quality, shitty phone lel

sorry, I started it again

why don't they just emphasise their own history?

Its not even like African history is lacking in any crazy shit, not to mention its basically wide open for any aspiring fantasy writer.

why are you so butthurt by scousers

obsession much

>you can now be arrested for some baseless text on a screen that nobody saw
>tax payers money is going towards this

what happened to our country lads?

>alri lad, sorry for the shitty quality, shitty phone lel

Squash him against a fence

Yep, seen you before, I'd fuck your arse all night lad

>holding an israel flag
ah yes indeed impressive

Rod Liddle!?

He's the one who went and ran away from his wife for a young wan!

...

because aside from the Egyptians, niggers don't know shit about african civilizations like Aksum or Songhai

Taking a Molly lads

Really love Molly

t-thanks la

bunch of thieving, whining, miserable cunts

The Fat Mexican......

soon I'll leave this country and can be as belligerent and spout as much "hate speech" as I desire.

lads what exactly is a "yank"?

Yo

would obliterate brisbane's arse for free

Matt Ludford

>Cred Forums has stolen "kick your ass" pepe and completely detached it from its original meaning

i know you are not a pirate but a fucking 27 years old colombian

Every black I know goes on and on and on about Timbuktu.

This is African history

>Ancient Egypt
>Timbuktu
>European Colonisation

I'm not a white supremacist but how did blacks manage to do so little in so much time?

Of course I'm not counting the Ghana Empire and some small empires that existed along the way but surely Africa should be dominating history given their resources and the fact they were there first.

alri

Now how about some more arse pics, or maybe the rest of your body, or even your cock, you showing that too? Or are you shy?

why not learn?
they seem to put a lot of effort into digging though old European paintings to create a false consensus of huge Afro-Euro populations.

though really ever one of their shitty blogs just copies from the others.

Post Pikachu hahahaha

what is that monstrosity

I DO NOT CONSENT

I DO NOT CONSENT

MFFFUGDFUGUDGUFDIHGPIWEGHWLP

better watch my reddit shitposting, don't wana end up in court for saying something mean

...

That's not a Scouse accent.

cristian ceron

I just post naked pics on reddit, I don't think I'll be arrested for that.

>why not learn?
dat a whitey fing

>african
>civilizations

pick 1 and ONLY 1.

MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA

'ok'

The Fat MexicANUS

yea but there is more than that, plenty of myths and interesting little bits to play around with.

plus in fantasy it doesn't matter since you can blow anything up to epic scale.

beyond that if more people were interested in African Archaeology/History then we would know more and possibly discover some interesting stuff.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yankee_Doodle

should probalby head to bed

the 27 year old neet who posts on agdg haha

youtube.com/watch?v=XYXE3tnXVKo

The fat Mexican is in his 30s hahahaha

we

>Don't like James Bond
>Don't like Doctor Who post Tennant
>Don't like Harry Potter
>Don't like Crumpets
>Don't like Stephen Fry
>Don't like the Queen
>Don't like Bangers and Mash
>Don't like Cricket
>Wanted Scotland to leave just for the laugh

Am I a bad bong?

I have stopped time....

is there a kenshiro one of this?

Just walked past someone who actually uses the word "anglosphere".... tragic

fuck off yank

there were nigger channels who talked about that hahahaha
youtube.com/watch?v=tnxvm8Zgo1k

...

I'm completely against you except Scotland and Harry Potter

wuz

>Don't like Bangers and Mash

youtube.com/watch?v=N3reAaVYkSE

Kill yourself you fat cunt

what the fuck is that even meant to be

this fucking guy right here

why do the brits use this as an insult? based yankee doodle btfo'd the biggest empire of all time.

*incites a riot*

turbororke

27 years old and virgin

...

Reminder that when talking to people on here that are from London, you're statistically conversing with a non-white. There's nothing wrong with that, but statistically they have skin the same colour as diarrhoea.

They are also probably a convicted rapist, or at the very least have multiple arrest for violent crime.

*attempts to riot but trips over a yank and breaks my knee*

>this is what yanks believe

your revolution was a satellite war at best lol

It wasn't the biggest empire of all time at the time, and Yankee doodle needed french help to win

probably because it's made up

pepe making the classic come at me bro pose

*puts up foy shields*

Going to ask Father Christmas for an Aussie bf this year.

Why is guinness so nice? Its like a beer milkshake

>"make a group with people around you and fill out the chart"
>reach for my phone to post here

Wahey

up your ass?

bit gay

>the classic come at me bro pose
is this even a thing

>bro

BROOOOOO!! ya know what im sayin

*HITS DOOBY*
*RIPS BONG*

zipppppppppppppppp
ahh,that's th eshit man

the good shit
bro...

>replying to a 40 minute old post
feck off

>In British conversation, the term "Yankee Doodle Dandy" implied unsophisticated misappropriation of high-class fashion, as though simply sticking a feather in one's cap would make one to be noble.

black people were cursed, and that's the reason why they are not able to build anything

KANGZZZZZZZZZZZ

GYM RIGHT NOW
or
GYM EARLY TOMORROW MORNING

...

immigration lowers the wage and allows the 1% to keep paying slave wages

free trade will lower the returns to labour (your real wage) and increase the return to capital (stock holders) in the West. I'm not going to go through the details why, but it's just economics.

*yawn*

no one gives a shit yank runt

If you don't go now you 100% will not go in the morning

...

the japanese tried to build the pyramid, like the black egyptians enginners did

gf just sent me this

no I regularly go in the morning before work

time for bed, goodnight lads

you gotta take me out for dinner first, mister :3

why don't you just come here and pour some tea up my ass yeh fackin tosser

*tucks you in VERY tight*
*kisses you on the forehead*

Hope you have terrible nightmares lad

gf just tweeted this at me

Oh you're such a tease!
*takes you out for a wonderful dinner*
how about now?

ah yes the english 'monarchy'

wow, didn't know blacks were able to build civilization in mexico

>tudor

Ahh yes, very English.

> she will never fart in your face

you remember how hiro said sorry on twitter? it's because he's shitposting on Cred Forums for nintendo's anniversary

so Cred Forums was wrong?

Don't think this is true desu

rolling a cosmic dooby

thanks

I never have nightmares 2bh lad

go on the Cred Forums main page and see

Had a question come up on the overhead and our answers were being displayed

8 people answered Harambe

...

it's in that thread too

clearly a hiropost except he forgot to modfag

consecutive normie punches

was it the correct answer?

dumb pirate frogposter

well technically he's an admin not a mod

I've got the tab open mate.

I'm pretty sure the apology tweet came before this and this kind of shitposting isn't something I'd expect from Hiro honestly

just did such a big poo that the toilet backed up for a few seconds

felt good

all replies are me

Monster reborn

It's cold

new