/brit/

If the /cum/ posters think they can intimidate us with their hidden threats .. they’d better watch out!
Our patience has its limits. One day, we’ll shut their dirty, lying seppo mouths!

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FOO

so lads

I have black hairs all over my chin and under my nose

how long till beard?

lads how did the yanks manage to beat us in 2 (two) wars?? its fucking embarrassing

> american flag

Seriously considering making arse fingering wanks a regular thing

i think i actually need to find a female who I like as an actual person.

shame i can't find one as they're fucking retards.

they're just fuck buckets to me.

They aren't already?

oi what you doing posting pics of me?

youtube.com/watch?v=chLZQtCold8

*walks through thread and says hello to the priest*

ANOTHUH FINE DAY IN GOD'S COUNTREH

Yoga Seven Ten?

You lads got plans for the weekend?

youtube.com/watch?v=A-yZNMWFqvM


Love a bit of Henry V lads

Lads why do other countries have an obsession with posting about us?

Funny how it's always Americans or Germans

HEY!
WAIT!
I've got a new complaint

>africans starving
>chinese children working 18 hours a day in factories
>my dogs in bed under his blanket after finishing a cup of tea

Makes me proud to be British lads.

playing GH2?

hahahahahaha

Yes lad hitting the town with the lads, you?

MORE LIKE /SHIT/

HAHAHAHHAHAAHBA

anglo countries have a lovely comfort about them, don't they lad?

sleep, eat, repeat

Homecoming on Saturday lad. Going to be drinking from possibly 10AM until 2AM the next day

Then on Monday my house mate got a tab paid for him by his boss (he's a beer campus rep). $250 in free beer at the bar lads

Yes we're very privileged

Australia is too hot

Nothing planned yet

Got any ideas on stuff to do (by myself)?

And Canada isn't Anglo

Sounds fucking top lad. Enjoy it

Canada is too Canadian

”Our clandestine radio transmitter from eastern Prussia to Russia is creating an enormous sensation. It operates in Trotsky’s name, and is causing Stalin plenty of trouble”
t. goebbels

These Aussie arsecrawlers make me sick. I bet they're fucking pakis or Balkanfags too

Think i've found the one laddos

just got back from dinner/drinks with her tbqh

>i wanna play a game

FONT

I will take anything God gives me, if I die young I have no worry. Thy neighbour could turn to God as a result - in vivo more souls would be saved.

Salem to all

>tfw 0.4 kdr

Hopefully will bag a qt or get Kate to cheat on her boyfriend again ahahaha

0.75 here

youtube.com/watch?v=8CKjNcSUNt8

Depends what state you're in lad.

Go hike somewhere if you live in area with mountains? Or go for a drive to somewhere away from cities? Go out and stargaze if you are in an area which is good for it?

hahaaha

Implying Aussies don't go from air conditioning to air conditioning

its very English right down to the qt villages and brickwall pubs

Australia looks like some godawful New Mexico suburb except it never ends.

they even replaced with Victorian style parliament with a disgusting Yank tier modernist one.

doing a listen
youtube.com/watch?v=LkYlQjk1LWk

the Kingdom of Heaven is like a treasure found in a field. When the person finds the treasure he is willing to sell everything he has so that he can buy the field in which it lay. We should value God’s Kingdom in the same way.

Nice trips

Did you cuck Kate's bf and that's my plan this weekend too with fresher's week and all

FEE FI FO FUM I SMELL THE BLOOD OF AN ENGLISHMAN!

...

hey, that's toot poster

It's a shame that we have so little heritage architecture here either. Everything is modern and American looking. Christchurch used to have nice stuff, but that was before the Quakes.

Dunedin I think is probably the best city for it. Downtown Dunedin looks like a British high street.

Went camping in the beginning of September with her and some friends

She ended up sucking me off in the forest both nights and fucking her one of the nights

Last time we were drinking together she was a little hesitant (because she told him about it and he forgave her lmao) but was still sitting on my lap and what not

the guy he's replying to is right
Quebec IS nicer than France.

>tfw spent a few weeks this summer in a cozy little Quebec village by the sea surrounded by mountains.

need to find the camera so i can get the pictures

Hey janny can you tell hiroshimoot to allow emojis again
Thanks x

where's the rapist been?

redpill me on dunedin

nearly 10 months on
how you doin lad?

looks really nice 2bqh

off for night time run lads, alert the authorities if i dont return within the hour, probably dead in a dumpster by then

*posts such a vile and provocative message on the social media website Reddit that the police arrest me and I am fined*

want to cry

bit of a lazy day yesterday eh

Why would you want us to alert the authorities? You're dead, nothing matters anymore

I would too if I had a 3" willy

member when we used to joke about this happening?
now it's our reality

>Mate says he'll buy me a ticket to see a DJ for tomorrow
>Turns out he forgot
>Tickets are sold out
>Queue on the door is going to be huge and everyone I'm going with already has a ticket

working my hardest

What's it like to get naked with a girl lads?

I like the idea of that, if only I could be bothered to even make a chart

Don't go.

I'VE GOT A BRAND YOU COMBINE HARVESTER

like backyard wrestling with your m8s as a kid except naked and makes your willy tingle

facing a setback

snap

just want a job thats suited to my capabilities and won't make me want to kill myself, if I get that I'll be a good little drone. Otherwise society can go F**k itself

>he didn't play naked wrestling with his lads

do you lads think the blm movement is somewhat motivated, even at a subconscious level, that a black president is going to leave office soon?

going to the paki shop, want anything?

conceiving a plan

Fuck, this felt better than I thought lads

just did that before haha
they all laughed at me when i got proper hard

Sounds like quite the slag. How well do you know the guy?

> Student CIty

> Recently ranked Most liveable in New Zealand

> Lots of hills and cold/occasional snow in winter

> Attracting quite a few IT startups

> Scottish Muh Heritage

it's motivated by rich jews i mean globalists

that sounds awesome EARGHHGHGH I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH A WOMAN DAMNIT

...

snap

he has sex with food

this happened to me once, I went to the place early and there was no queue and I was wearing austim jeans so I decided to run home and change (took me like 10 mins) then I got back and the queue was halfway down the street.

So there I am Q-ing for like 45 mins and as I'm like 2 people away from the front they sell out, just that moment 2 girls on guest list walk in and say they have a 3rd space and shout out does anyone want in, I'm like "yeah me" but so are a bunch of other people too. Then they grab me and I get in for free without paying

was a pretty good night all in all

personally I just wouldn't go if I was you though

Any of you lads have tattoos?

What do Canadian plugs look like

fucking lel, thats literally more expensive than an ona hole as a masturbation device

Lads
Remember occupy wallstreet

That was a laugh

Met him like twice

My house mate has been friends with Kate since they were born and he hates her boyfriend

snap

nah, not against getting one but i've never been an artsy creative type so thinking of something cool and original is pretty much beyond me and I'm not going pleb-tier with it

post Canadian villages

partially
maybe also because they are frustrated that basically nothing has changed for them in 8 years despite his rhetoric.

its why Hillary can't wrangle the blacks like Democrat plantation owners used to be able to do.

yeah a few, why?

shut the fuck up

just sat here and i can smell my bollocks. might have to give them a wipe

#NotAllBlackLivesMatter

You should get your footy club crest on your heart

Whatcha got?

my town

snap

>65233714
Thanks for the (You)'s

good intellectual canadian lad

>sister's best mate goes to meet her boyfriend in person for the first time
>he breaks up with her the next day

couldn't make it up desu

I think you shouln't snap after 2.30 am because at that hour JF's take majority and your gimmick will be overused and go stale

canada is a nation of fags though

Is she ugly?

>fags
FOY

nah just fucking mental desu

not sure i understand this foy gimmick

my local

choon

was thinking of getting a heart with an arrow through it and a banner across the front that says "mum"

then a few barn swallows ofc
and an anchor for good measure


also why on earth did the olden days sailors always have swallow tattoos, why not fucking seagulls or cormerants?

also I once fucked a DJ girl with 2 swallows tattoed onto each of her tits

she was gross

bloody hell

>Lads
>Remember occupy wallstreet
>That was a laugh

foy

snap

How does one get a gf without meeting in person

>North American '''''''''''pubs''''''''''''

*wretching intensifies*

Would anyone be down for a game of Civ?

snap

snap

I've got a yin-yang made of skulls on my right arm from when I was going through my edgy, metal phase when I was 17, a tattoo of jack skellington from nightmare before christmas that I got when a friend pussied out of getting one and I didn't want him to waste the deposit. Got a portrait of leanord nimoy several years ago and recently a half sleeve of a viking war scene.
none of it you can see when I'm dressed, I hate when you see people who have lower arm/hand etc before they run out of space elsewhere

I've decided next spring I'm going to steal as many bird eggs as possible from the trees and start my own flock

I'll mainly be aiming for corvids such as magpies crows and ravens but will also try and get a few qt birds to join in

>tfw no psycho gf to stab me 5 times in the stomach after finding out I had sex with a prostitute that time I was in Vegas for Greg's bachelor party

tinder innit

bored out of my fucking skull lads desu

might play a bit of osr
might not

its nice
got a river running right beside it

snap

wouldn't mind seeing the sleeve

I bet you ave a beard

...

gimmick idea: steal gimmicks

black bull is a good name but the sign doesnt look uite right and the decor is way off

I have autism

gimmick idea: steal gimmicks and improve them

what does snap means?

post some pics dude

SORCERY

Talking on tinder doesn't make her ur gf especially when she has 200 other guys talking to her

*scratches willy*

melt

Stop North American Posters

...

...

Nelson Place, Cowansville, QC.

Historically anglophone region of Canada settled by loyalists after the revolutionary war or as I like to call it the first american civil war.

SNAP

fucking pirates haha

>Cucknadian 'pub'
>The Black Bull

You can't (read: CANNOT) make this shit up

snap

looks english
doesn't look english

hello

I don't really have any, would have to take some now and I'm rather drunk and they aren't the best tats to start with so would only end in people pointing out what I already know, that it could have looked better if I went elsewhere

WHAT IS THIS
GET OFF MY PC

...

snap

Japan getting fucking rekt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

no they considered each other as boyfriend and girfriend for like a week
then they met in person and he broke up with her the next day

TENSE AND NERVOUS

me

snap

we're all havign a good laugh here but we both know "black bull" is one of the most common if not THE most common pub name in britain

>snap

what does it mean?

snap*

snapchat

FUCKING SNAP

snap

if a race war bubbles up in the US chances are the meme of race wars will spread to other countries


get ready for all of your black people to be like... extra niggerish n stuff


if there are any black people ITT sorry if i have offended you

crown and sceptre mate

fucking pirate scumbags..........if you post the snap meme one more time i might just snap.......

literally never been to a pub called that or seen one and i've been to hundreds.

red lion u fuckin pleb

unironically browsing /lit/

can't imagine anything happening here because Indians and Chinese aren't too keen on that sort of messy overt stuff.

might go to the little white snake tomorrow for a pint

white people aren't afraid of black people in britain

>student city

stopped reading there. place should be nuked.

>meme
it's a gimmick you melt

good tune
youtube.com/watch?v=cIseNLGKaY4

gimmick is a personal thing

once a lot of people do it it becomes a meme, no?

no they won't lmao. the only other country I could see it happening in is south africa

>white snake
youtube.com/watch?v=Xk9wWj8Wh30

SNAP hahahaha

not knowing the difference between a meme and a gimmick is a meme

Might head down The Flacid Winkle for a nice pint of bitter after work ngl.

Oh shit I'm sorry

Lot of Skypes in this thread

...

cmon man take some pics haha

Sounds like you have a thing for her lad

today when i fantasized about a couple of grills i wanted to smash i imagined how their fanny smelled and imagined their hairy pussys and it like sent chills down my spine really (in a good way)

would be cool to get a gf

i have also done this lately
i think it is my body telling me to go the fuck outside and fetch some snatch

did you just start puberty?

Greetings

Lads desu I was in this town called Hope in British Columbia and it was comfy af

walking through the hall this afternoon and as i passed the bathrooms i was almost certain i smelled a very strong scent of pussy. i looked at another guy who was waiting on his class as i walked by and he gave me a look like he smelled it too. what could possible have made it smell that way

british colombia is comfy af in general

the only bad part of the entire province is the suburbs of vancouver

>i think it is my body telling me to go the fuck outside and fetch some snatch


i feel exactly the same way 2bh

maybe

any black girls use that bathroom?
ive noticed that whenever im in an area with lots of black girls the bathrooms that they use smell strongly of very musky pussy


its not very pleasant

>thread has slowed down this much already
are there that many hypernormies on /brit/

snap

snap

snap

snap chat is a thing where you can see celebrities doing things

fuck i just got 4 (You)'s within the space of 8 seconds

I even enjoyed Vancouver desu. Went round Stanley park and hired boat in the bay. Then did all the touristy shit with grouse mountain etc. Personally I enjoyed Vancouver more than NYC.

However when I got off the plane it was like landing in Singapore or something. Not like that's a bad thing was just a surprise.

Car also had a flat and it was a dodge so we had no clue how to get the spare out. Luckily pulled up into a car meet and some Canadian lads helped us and we're friendly af.

Looks comfy

yes, my college's ~60% black women

>tfw never been told to snap
i'm one of the lads

snap

dumb frogposter

snap

Brit is a normie general

vancouver city is great, the burbs are awful and I doubt you actually drove through surrey lmfao

someone post the picture of the mexican poster

Talking to some American girl and she's talking about going on a friends yacht for a party and lives in NY.

What the fuck is this right kid shit yanks?

smelly wallbuilding churro eating poster here

hahahaha

>kid
billionaire more like

>200 posts later
still no response

hm k

^fuck off

Yall don't have boat parties?

!?!??!?!?!estas esnapchateando otra vez!?!?!?

Haha I stayed in some shitty motel in Langley so may have drove through there.
Saw quite a few tramps in the area ahah

Bought a meatball sub lads

Runt move?

Literally me

snaps

snap

idk m8
I had a beard by high school and its only gotten thicker and more defined since

Naw
Those are pretty dope

get her shagged lad, on to a winner there

Anybody want to exchange snapchats haha for banter of course x

Don't reply to Lisicki you limp dicked rodent

surprised a pinnacle of masculinity such as yourself hasn't a full beard already

Hope is nice. All of BC outside of Surrey and the surrounding area is beautiful and comfy. Honestly think it might be the best place in the world to live, except lately everything is getting so expensive it's becoming harder to do so.

ok add me


im lebronjames420 on SC

post ur sister tits first

snap

my best mate from secondary moved to the west coast like 5 years ago, i visited him recently he lives in north vancouver and its pretty comfy

>langley

ahaah oh wow isnt it like a 2 hour drive into town?

>no friday night football

And then feed your St. Valentines to your dog, he'll lick it clean. Two times the fun, eh lad?

i have a snap account though

eat your vegetables and say your prayers at night

me in the middle

CHUCK YER COLOURS

>not watching north end twat wigan

bit gay lad

I was there too lad, I'm the lad in the middle. Could have gone for chimichangas or something haha

i said football not friday night, errrr, shitball

Yea mate it made me want to immigrate so much. Just like perfect climate. Never too hot, never too cold. Got mountains and shit near by. Think influx of Asians have made it so expensive. Didn't they put a 15% tax on houses in which foreigners buy?

Like 1 hour if I recall, which wasn't too bad.

the partner

if that guy was 6 foot and more built he could be alpha

what a shame all of society will only regard him as a runt for his entire life

snap......

nice one.

make sure u keep it aesthetic

don't be a neckbeard about it

it's one of them few things that'd improve me

>drinking monster

spit a little bit of some food at my desk while i laughed at something (in another thread, don't flatter yourselves /brit/)


and i cant immediately find where the food is so its probably going to rot there for 3-4 years until i clean this desk

He'll shag more girls than me in his lifetime though.

the gf

The dinner

>drinking monster
At least he can grow a beard while riding his hobo trolley like a surf board

snap

the gf

I FUCKING WARNED YOU

TASTE.......THIIIIIIS!!!!!!!!!!!

the leaf

hes probably just a really old looking 12-13 year old who hasnt grown much yet

working on AI this summer as an undergrad research assistant

if i make AI waifus real i'll let you know

(jk i wont)

Take your bloomin onions elsewhere

my favourite punching pepe is paranoid schizophrenic punching pepe

meanie

limeys r gay lol

dumb pirate frogposter

Yeah that came into effect like last month or so and from what I hear it's actually working at cooling the housing market. I want to hope I'll be able to afford a house in my lifetime.

The Summers lately have been getting a bit hot for my liking. Went up to 30c or maybe a bit hotter this year.

Definitely would love if more commonwealth and euros immigrated here instead of all the Indians and Chinese that don't speak English and never intend to learn how.

snap

snap

Elizabeth Regina?
Elizabeth Vagina

what the fuck else are you doing then
some useless bullshit i bet

shes pretty


thats really cool. just think, if you keep playing around with AI for decades you can be one of those old guys who brags about how you guys did it in the old days

snap

bloody good tune this lads

youtube.com/watch?v=tOVpo2lRXWQ

i literally did not see the beard till the other guy pointed it out.

yeah, cut it you manchild, become aesthetic.

is it really proper to snap somebody after someone else already has

i thought the point of the actual card game was to be first

snap

snap

Yea mate I would love too. Shame is you have to be really fucking far out. From a glance it looked like all houses were $1m +. But that's like any major city.

Just find some place in some comfy outer town

hospital AND job centre tomorrow
#NEETlyfe

snaps snaps

These hoes ain't loyal

why you need to go to hospital lad

even if you don't have a neckbeard you need to know how to trim it properly so it looks nice

watch your neck and cheek lines

the project specifically is trying to be able to distinguish pictures of samples with lung cancer vs ones without. it just looks like purple blobs to me
i think it's really interesting too, plus it'll save my simulation from roko's basilisk if it's true

whats a good documentary about adventures in nature n shit

snap

dunno
suspected DVT, dopplerscan said no
now suspected tendonitis, going to orthopaedics to let a specialist look

snap

its the taking part that counts

enjoying all the (You)'s this new snap gimmick is giving me

hhahahahaha snapchat'd

the 'so called' lads

my gf

Not a fan of this new snap gimmick lads

FUCKING GANNET CUNTS

dont underestimate how laddish these lads are

is there anything more normie than snapchat?

Crackle

church on top of a mountain
you can't take cars but so you have to talk half a mile up, sort of a mini pilgrimage

>The experiment's premise is that an all-powerful artificial intelligence from the future could retroactively punish those who did not help bring about its existence, including those who merely knew about the possible development of such a being.

we need to help windows out with cortana lads

i've been to my GP a few times now feeling really strange with light/sound sensitivity and muscle twitching. they sent me for some scans and loads of blood tests but found nothing. they tell me i'm fine but i've felt weird as fuck for 3 months. need somebody to help me :(

disgusting hair

That's a good speech, OP, but this one is better:

youtube.com/watch?v=x4obeqaxhRs

speech refers to the people on this list:

thezog.info/list-summaries/

Also, if you want to know how the people on this list got to be where they are, start reading at page 12 in this book:

prometheism.net/library/jewishsupremacism.pdf

Other than that I generally prefer writing such as this:

aryanism.net/downloads/books/dietrich-eckart/bolshevism-from-lenin-to-moses.pdf

by Dietrich Eckart as well as Goebbels' and Gottfried Feder's and sometimes even Alfred Rosenberg's writings over the H-man's book.

>in local pub
>group of semi-regular girls been bringing their gay mate with them
>always speaks loudly and is generally annoying
>been getting on peoples nerves for a few weeks
>someone chinned him tonight

FOB

new

how can someone get away with assault in the UK when you get arrested for calling a dead nigger a monkey on reddit?

where in the north did this event take place

>chinned him

bit gay lad

youtube.com/watch?v=myhnAZFR1po

evidence

Lancashire.

Because it's up north, no messing about up here.