Mexicans are bringing catholicsm to my town

>Mexicans are bringing catholicsm to my town

T. Protestant agnostic

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In the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit.

Hail Mary, full of grace.
Our Lord is with thee.
Blessed art thou among women,
and blessed is the fruit of thy womb,
Jesus.
Holy Mary, Mother of God,
pray for us sinners,
now and at the hour of our death.
Amen.

based spics, doing something right

>Hearing this in Spanish

I wish someone would bring Catholicism here but instead we only get Pentecostals :(

>mfw atheist agnostic

Trust me, I'd rather have muslims. At least Muslims don't try to get you to join their church, at least Muslims don't worship a corrupt secret of Christianity, and at least Muslims don't party all the time making the whole neighborhood smell like Mexican food.

En el nombre del padre, del hijo y del espíritu santo.

Dios te salve María, llena eres de gracia.
El Señor es contigo.
Bendita eres entre todas las mujeres,
y bendito es el fruto de tu vientre,
Jesús.
Santa María, Madre de Dios,
ruega por nosotros los pecadores,
ahora y en la ahora de nuestra muerte.
Amén

Me too. Fortunately for me, there is a decent section of the working class that is socialist and critical of religion so I'm not that lonely.

Fuck you, get your corrupted religion out

Burn in hell heretic

Id prefer that over having Muslims blow up my house because I ate bacon this morning.

You're crazy, most American Muslims are very quiet, unlike dirty spics

Hello, Muhamad

t. Ahmed

Heretic

I'm a protestant agnostic, I don't believe in God but I just go to church for cultural reasons

It's too late. We're everywhere.

So you are an atheist.

>catholic Finn
something new
(or maybe you're that Romanian guy)

I don't belive that God doesn't exist 100% and there could be a chance he exists, but I'm a pure blooded protestant

>unironically reading the Bible

American Protestants are the niggers of Christianity and are responsible for a majority of the negative stereotypes here.

What? Would you prefer Islam instead?

>Mexicans move in
>Car is covered in big mural of Jesus
>Crosses hanging everywhere

>"cultural" christian

Is there anything more loathsome, more wretched, more obnoxious than a "cultural" anything?

"cultural" jews
"cultural" muslims
"cultural" catholics

Just fuck off. You are another dumb kid having an identity crisis. Call yourself non-religious and deal with it. Special snowflake fucks.

This is true, we've gone full circle, being religious is the real fedora today

All upper class people are protestant, think about it. Every dirty immigrant who has come to America has been catholic ( irish, Italian, polish)
Yes
This, Christianity isn't bad, but overly being Christian is bad

>American Protestantism
good, you people are cancer, I hope you all get CHIMICHANGA'd

Yet they are mostly corrupt and all the dumbshit towns that go against scientific reason and demand a combination of church and state are Protestants.

Most Jews are cultural Jews though

Yeah. And most jews are fucked up.

Not even Cred Forums, but you can't deny it.
They are all crazy lefties. At least the orthodox ones are grounded.

If you don't believe in YHWH and you don't follow the torah, then don't pretend you are anything other than a white person in search of an identity

But then where I live, you see protestant churches push out same sex marraige, and all that liberal bullshit. It's just that both extremes of the political spectrum are protestant.

Jewish cultural background is different though

>be American """cultural protestant"""
>go to Wal-Mart church with seating for 10,000 people
>pastor arrives in brand new Corvette
>starts speaking in tongues and having seizures to raucous applause
>400lbs women on mobility scooters POO IN PEW out of excitement
>tip pastor on way out so he can afford vacation home in the Bahamas
>get shot
>die
>go to hell

jej

nope

protestants believe in God

you're an atheist

Dont oppose the love of god, you will feel better when you let him creep inside of you

>"""Protestant""" """agnostic""" who prefers Islam over Christianity
Get a load of this heretic

No. I converted to Catholocism.

Pretty much

>Protestcucks

Fucking kek

...

You are all fucking heretics, catholics and protestants alike
Orthodoxy is the only true christianity

All faith based religions are weak, only strong practice ones (Islam) are worthy

Why is Mexican Catholicism so creepy?


en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santa_Muerte

Is this bait or actually a child?

That's not catholicism, you dip.

>opposition by the Catholic Church

Literally in the third row from your source

>catholishits

>religeon
>current year
To the camps with all of you.

>tfw italian mom converted from based catholicism to some non-denominational baptist sect
>tfw raised around filthy anglos
>tfw ostracized from my half of my relatives over this while going to church 5 times a week being taught the bible by people who didn't understand it and didn't believe in evolution.