/brit/

Our lord edition

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CUTE

Not even funny anymore I need to ask the Yoga 710 lad summat

just got 40kills as a rifleman lads

>united states of europe
BAD
>unites states of confederacy
GOOD

hmm yes ok yank

Are there actually more ugly people in the north?

not sure i want to go to Denmark desu
anyone been before? what's it like?

Type in american inventors on google images

Sun is shinin' in the sky
There ain't a cloud in sight
It's stopped rainin' everybody's in a play
And don't you know
It's a beautiful new day, hey hey

the men are a bit more ugly
but the women are a lot better

yes
t. northerner

Thinking of going to something called as broga with the lads later

BRINGING SHARTS BACK TO THE WHITE HOUSE

dude like, i dont want to pay for other peoples health care mmmkay?

im gonna be a millionaire soon trust me

>the EU wants to flood Europe with niggers

you're fucking annoying

shut the fuck up

meme game

I've been Copenhagen
It's quite multicultural, there's a very obvious "downtown" but the city centre is nice
Tivoli is good fun and Christainia is interesting if you like seeing hippies in their natural habitat
You won't need more than a weekend, it's not very touristy

what u playing

nah that's the thing, most people I see look like complete mutants, fuck I'd say there's more good looking lads, most girls I see are chinless fat dogs

>the EU is great, Europe needs to become one country

>anyone been before?
ye
>what's it like?
good laugh, not much scenery but the cities are all pretty good
very well run country desu

What's your steam?

independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/denmark-will-be-the-first-country-to-no-longer-define-being-transgender-as-a-mental-illness-a7029151.html

our healthcare honestly sucks though
there are better systems which also allow people to get quick cheap care when they need it.

why dont you try actually arguing your case for once.
You might enjoy Cred Forums more if you engage with people

>I've saved hundreds of pictures of autistics in fedoras to post when I quote strangers to project the image of them being an autistic fedora

where is dane user? i haven't seen him in ages

if he moved to germany which german flag is he

>i don't rate france's healthcare system

he's too retarded

>why dont you try actually arguing your case for once.
>You might enjoy Cred Forums more if you engage with people

burden of proof is on them

you're a fucking meme

red orcy

doxxable info

>Churchill's house is now Nazi HQ

I'm Blue da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa

he's so obviously right that argument is unnecessary like omg geeze louise are you kidding me??

>Sit at the back of the bus specifically to avoid people
>Girl walks the whole length to sit on the seat directly in front facing me despite others being available
What did she mean by this?

the one banging on about green belts, obvs

any of you lads up for a game?

It's what he would have wanted

mum is telling off the ol' peacock for coming into the kitchen lol

he's living in berlin

What server do you play on then?

might actually take some cringy fedora pics of myself to add to my fedora arsenal

Hello fellow monarchy.

How was your day?

literal manchild

Terrible, how was yours?

What province do you live in? Every province does it differently.

I have private insurance for dental and drugs and other things and the provincial insurance covers the big stuff like checkups and hospital stays and surgeries.

My dad got cancer and even with our insurance he would have paid something like 100k out of pocket if we didnt live in the commie paradise that we do.

Nah mate I wouldn't get my hopes up if I were you, you're still an ugly sperg.

sorry that was me haha :)

only play 40-1 uk

you're a fucking manchild

What is the most (you)'s a post of yours has received lads?

>tfw live in a soulless republic

Everybody knows that the dice are loaded
Everybody rolls with their fingers crossed
Everybody knows the war is over
Everybody knows the good guys lost
Everybody knows the fight was fixed
The poor stay poor, the rich get rich
That's how it goes
Everybody knows

a couple dozen

Go to 40-1 uk and type /brit/

8

Was kinda okay.

Why was it so terrible?

(You)

>(((Leonard Cohen)))

alri

willy is hard

Which number?

Ontario so that's probably why
I just hate going to the doctor though

im not saying its bad care when necessary, just that people clog the system with minor shit which should be handled by a different system

used to let an ex gf peg me, she was really into dom plays and wanted to sissyfy me

Why?

has she shat her pants?

36

Got 20 or so with quads predicting Brexit on vote night
The glory days

> All BLM Riots are caused by people that are bused in. (WATCH FOR THE BUSES)

> Hillary had several episodes over disagreements between campaign staff. Lots of yelling and staff walking out of the campaign after watching her collapse.

> SJW/Feminist groups are helping ISIS set up networks across the EU and the US.

> The MSM is concerning investors due to how much they destroyed there credibility in the past months. (Pushing the narrative that Trump = Hitler really put a bad taste in everyones mouths.).

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rising storm you fool

alreayd left and cba to get back in

I got one of those meme tier responses on Cred Forums before with like a hundred replies.

don't know what to do, lonely, no mates, usual sad shit, same old diamond dozen story you see here

I think it was like 89 or something like that.

Why are you posting this in /brit/? Brits don't care about the election

Everyone else has had more sex than me
Does anyone else get that feeling?
Teenagers, naked, couples in threes;
Grandparents swing from the ceiling;

politics: sports for nerds

Fair warning lads, once I have my coffee I am out of here. Just passing the moments as it is getting brewed

I don't understand pride in a Republic, it feels so impersonal and vauge

maybe in the US or in Rome/Athens it was different, maybe because they put on a big show of things.

I'll take care of that for you if you want ;^)

>tired
>can't sleep

awwww

having a look

Which one? Give #

woah lads i'm on a bender again!

what did she mean by this

Physically repulsed by this image.

4, 3, 2, 1
Earth below us
Drifting, falling
Floating weightless
Calling, calling home

never understood this image

creasing

So excited he's spilling his popcorn.

>She

this is ground control to major tom

Girl you know it's true, oh, oh, oh
I love you
Yes you know it's true, oh, oh, oh
I love you
Girl you know it's true

that's paul gascoigne

rer pic incoming

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back from work lads

>Replying to a 20 minute old post
Dumb Yank

The RS server is full and apparently RO2 Doesn't support queues

Once I told this autist to shut up or something and he spent an hour or two just constantly replying to the same post

It took up half the thread probably, don't know if it's the most but it was probably up there

meme idea: bring back leet speak

>the west is being destroyed from the inside right before our eyes

Johnny B, how much there is to see
Just open your eyes and listen to me
Straight ahead, a green light turns to red
Oh why can't you see, oh Johnny B

Business Idea: Provide your own (You)s.

On my way back from wageslavery lads

>Fair warning lads, once I have my coffee I am out of here. Just passing the moments as it is getting brewed

Uganda be kidding me

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Play the guitar, play it again, my Johnny
Maybe you're cold but you're so warm inside
I was always a fool for my Johnny
For the one they call Johnny Guitar
Play it again, Johnny Guitar

so-called friday night then, is it?

you have to spam the refresh and wait til someone leaves

any grime man in?

fuck off mong

playing minecraft

think i'll build a massive willy

Why's Cred Forums doing an autism about google? What did they do?

definition of anti-comfort, why dont they have a non shit server browser that lets me queue up and shit post on /brit/ while i wait to get in?

listening to bjork

currently having a deep think

youtube.com/watch?v=L2o3WPnneXA

test

it may seem hopeless but that's what they want.
in reality the veil is so thin and delicate, all it takes is individual action to start to make cracks.

history.hanover.edu/courses/excerpts/165havel.html

short article but it outlines perfectly the left's tactics regarding this.

can confirm that life without a gf is significantly less fun than life with a gf

Ice ice baby
Ice ice baby
All right stop
Collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Then I flow that a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop?
Yo, I don't know
Turn off the lights and I'll glow
To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle

you fucking brits think youre so witty and hilarious

im on to you assholes

Imagine running your lips across that soft skin lads

>it may seem hopeless but that's what they want.
>in reality the veil is so thin and delicate, all it takes is individual action to start to make cracks.
>history.hanover.edu/courses/excerpts/165havel.html
>short article but it outlines perfectly the left's tactics regarding this.

Never ever watched any of these shit reddit fedora commentry channels

Pubes -> trimmed
Face -> shaved
Shirt -> fresh
Teeth -> clean
Condors -> ready
Shoes -> polished

who here ready for a nite on the pull? whaaay!

another day another hopeless job interview

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REALLY having a think here

reality changing before our eyes

riseup when?

At least we didn't lose a war to butthurt farmers lol

Why yes!! I am indeed from the lovely land of Canada!!

Hey buds

OI, CLEAN SHIRT KNOBEAD

>mathmeticians

Business idea: We all use puns in our posts

Um ba ba be
Um ba ba be
De day da
Ee day da - that's okay

Doing a spot of falconry lad HAHAHAHA you mong

LIVING ON A THIN LINE

OOOOOOOOOOO TELL ME NOW WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO

ay lad got mine ready

foy

Another quiet night skyping with the gf on the cards lads.
love her so much

im too busi to do that though aha

Fucking scumbags

>haha user I've got to go now, Rasheed is here, we're going to watch Netflix together!

ye
youtube.com/watch?v=LkdEOY0bf4U

>put in usa mathematicians
>second picture
>unabomber

>Why yes!! I am indeed from the lovely land of Canada!!

Waterloo - I was defeated, you won the war
Waterloo - Promise to love you for ever more
Waterloo - Couldn't escape if I wanted to
Waterloo - Knowing my fate is to be with you
Waterloo - Finally facing my Waterloo

>some orbiter goes off at my gf for 'leading him on'
>she tells him to not go 'fullmetal friendzone'

AAAAAAAHAHAHAHA

She skypes with me until she falls asleep then I invite Stacey round hahaha

im pretty sure he was one of the top mathematicians in the world at one point

Another quiet night wanking, drinking and contemplating texting the ex on the cards lads

I wuv her so muuchh no pls help mi! elp me! my little wuvvie dove is being raped by home invaders on skype pls someone send help n-no I don't know her address! my little wuvvie is gagging on BBC pls someone hilp me!

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>texting the ex
For what reason?

business idea: The Catherine Tate Show, another series of that

>contemplating texting the ex
do it you utter madman

philomena cunk is one of the greatest characters of our times lads

filtered the word 'gf'

I wont even see my own post but thanks for ready

JUMP IN THE LINE

ROCK YOUR BODY ON TIME

>on the cards
what does this mean

Just give it a try, it could be berry good

you seem jealous lad

thinking of sucking the bf's willy later

I just realised a whole week has gone by and I haven't wanked, haven't even thought about it

Concerning

>someone mentions his gf
>HAHA SHE'S HAVING SEX WITH PAKIS
>HAHA SHE'S HAVING SEX WITH BLACKS

what is wrong with you people

take a fucking walk outside the house now and then eh?

>dalai lama says refugees should go home and work to improve their countries
>leftists get enraged
>leftists turn against him

up for grabs
in the plan
on the horizon
coming up

what about posts about the significant other (SO)

you can suck mine if you want

alri lads

the Ted Kaczynski is an unironic genius
the CIA pumped him so full of LSD during MKUltra that he basically had his entire ego collapse.

read his unedited manifesto sometime, its pretty solid. it honestly influences a lot of my ideas on things (though I'd already been on a similar track for years)

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twitter is basically a normie Cred Forums when you think about it

it's worthless

kek
anyone have the screensho where hes like "I need to keep moving"

well considering I don't actually have a boyfriend I'm willing to take you up on the offer, you a big lad?

We're going to build a wall at the channel lads. And it's going to be huge. Biggest wall you've ever seen. And who's going to pay for it? That's right. France is going to pay for it.

BREAKING: ASIAN WOMAN EXECUTES BLACK BOY ON FILM

An Asian Woman was filmed brutally executing a very young black boy. The black boy was with two friends who accidentally entered the house at 4AM and didn't do nothing.

The asian woman is rumored to be racist.

doing a posh northerner chav wank

big as in fat yea

I remember when he came here in like 2007 the chinks kicked up a massive shitstorm lel
but nah lefties are just going to ignore it as the ramblings of an old man 2bh

Europe is finished desu

agree with the sentiment of this except for that pro-Russian bollocks

do people get arrested over Cred Forums posts tho?

quite a mealy mouthed post this one, lads

>17:38 on a friday

ah yes looks like it's beer o'clock lads haha!

thank you my friend
love you xx

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Wish I'd brought some cider home with me

cute girl

ah yes racism

ah nevermind then

Some people are political refugees who would get murked back home. All those economic migrants who never hope to assimilate or work would be better off staying and improving their countries though.

someone post fucking machines quick

yeah they do

ah yes
shitposting is quite bizzare

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Good post, sorely needed.

yet they "love" the Pope now

just shows how shallow and empty they are.

your loss loser

need the succ

He was a good boy
he dindu nuffin

Is carpentry a good job?

youtube.com/watch?v=rMtSc2MJLcw

Admit it

Why do people feel entitled to high interest rates?
You're lucky to be given money at all. You're just storing your own money somewhere. The bank doesn't have to give you shit

>Journalists are literally just browsing the 'chan looking for things to write about
wew
think I should apply for a job lads, bet I could crank out a few articles a month

don't think anyone died here did they?

nah don't think so, unless you're a good looking bear with a big gorgeous cock

He come to me with money in his hand
He offered me, I didn't ask him
I wasn't knocking someone's door down, I was running from that
When I got out, I was in that
I was already through that, I had that
I had the studio, I went to the studio
I went to Vox Studios. I had it all, and I looked at it and said, 'This is a bigger jail than I just got out of.'
I don't want to take my time going to work
I got a motorcycle and a sleeping bag
And ten or fifteen girls
What the hell I wanna go off into -- and go to work for?
Work for what, money? I got all the money in the world
I'm the king, man
I run the underworld, guy
I decide whos does what and where they do it at
What am I, gonna run around and act like I'm some teenybopper somewhere, for somebody else's money?
I make the money, man, I roll the nickels
The game is mine
I deal the cards

Burger bap is so much bigger than my burger. Doing my nut in.

Shan't be reading this

unironically seen a few /brit/ gimmicks on buzzfeed haha

literally true for me

*pats you on the back*
it's alright lad, the lefties are gone now

I love how easily misled lefties are by their own delusions. The pope is not on their side.

one of them died
its funny too because there were three of them and they ALL had guns vs one tiny Asian woman

and Feminists still rage against guns as a means for women to assert/protect themselves.

>Rent an unfurnished flat for £500/month, 2 spare rooms
>Furnish the spare rooms
>Rent them out for £275/month


Would this actually be viable or are there some bullshit laws and regulations which makes this not allowed?

which ones

if it's one of mine I will take legal action

rooo lefties lads
roooooooooooooooo

Lefties dont care about gays anymore
They're not "oppressed" enough

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

thissss

don't get why people can't understand you don't get anything for free

poor lads chin has completely given up

Got a George foreman yesterday and it's one of the best purchases I've ever made.

Great if you eat a lot of meat.

Might even buy one for work because they're so cheap.

anything between 4.5-6.5 is the ideal length
the thicker the better
woman btw

Cred Forums is well and truly dead

That's the problem with the French my friends. They're a race of small handed people. Small teeny-tiny hands. Leads to cuckoldry. Nothing wrong with my hands, which are massive by the way. Check out these hands. Have you ever seen a bigger pair of hands in your life?

Called rent-to-rent lad

What about abortions? They're still a tizzy about those, right?

howling

honestly the media spins everything so much
I've keep a close eye on what he says and its not really out of line from the church's position.

I still don't like him as much as Benedict though because he's a perfidious Jesuit.

literally am, but I don't go for shallow bitchboys
as I said, your loss, loser

tfw I meet those criteria but am forevaeralone.

will you be my gf?

bit of a fucking pain to clean lad and when you can't be arsed to clean it it gets 10x when it cools down and you want to use it again

ah yes let's remove all the fat from the meat despite the fact that fat is good for you and makes things taste nice

very good

Charge your fucking phone

Pirate scumbags

FUCK OFF NONCE

why do the so called "right wing" want her to pass out and drop out of the race
wouldnt kaine get to run instead

CHARGE YOUR FUCKING PHONE

wait what

it was 2pm a minute ago and now it's quarter to 6 in the evening

fucking christ

time to start drinking I suppose

your loss mate, I'm a champion cocksucker

DELETE YOUR ACCOUNT

>buzzfeed

kill yourself spic

Dumb frogposter

>lefties

>53s ago
haha alri JRiotmaker

Just use some kitchen roll to wipe it down straight after use. I buy that cheap shit where you get like 10 huge rolls for 5 quid.

All the shit comes straight off.

who /drinkingalone/ here?

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GET FUCKED WAYNE

GET ABSOLUTELY FUCKED

Cred Forums has finally fallen to the normies

Anyone propagating this boring yank culture war politics shit is part of the problem

She's legal m8

Who /outwiththelads/ tonight?

it's all a bit ridiculous iih(if i'm honest)

she demands preferential treatment wherever she goes

what takeaway should i get for tea?

imagine if ourselves as children could see us now haha

cheers!

VERY good show lad, shame they've completely fucked it in recent years by going animated

ex-gf and potential new gf have very similar names and are right next to each other in contact list, better make sure not to text the wrong one

of course

umm... no
lol

Hahahahahaha

>Cred Forums has finally fallen to the normies

>Anyone propagating this boring yank culture war politics shit is part of the problem

>those people who smile but don't show their teeth

Don't trust them one bit. Same as people with thin lips.

Snakes in the grass.

anyone here ever suck a flaccid cock? is it worth it

Indian. Spiced chai is pretty tasty. Chinese if you prefer green.

so when's the election over because christ im sick of hearing about it aha

me
going out for freshers even though I'm not a student wahey

who /withoutthelads/ for 5+ years

So yank = American, Canadian, and Australian?

maybe they have bad teeth

>showing your teeth when you smile
FOY

most recent ex, current gf, and girl who wants my willy all have names starting with E
Is this my type?

November 8th

Common flag

Milk and two sugars

never over

nonce

No, I mean that their mouth/lips or whatever are designed in such a way that they literally can't show their teeth when they smile. Or very little.

yank = american and canadian

around taigs never recline

thats what it feels like

You'll be arrested you madman

fat cunt

fuck off yank

the past 7 gfs, the current gf, my mum AND my mums gf all have the same first name

what does this mean

might be
both of my gfs have names beginning with S

Im 7 inches and my gf wont let me go all the way.

Says its "electrifying and painful" and im quite girthy so we always have to have a minute of slow sex were i inch in her because she's 5'1 and tight.

dont think ill ever convince her to let me fuck her arse

don't believe one word of this

rasheed

banged a polish bird called amelia last night lads
them poles sure put in much more effort than them english slags

literally me

fuck off spic horse

terrible

not even trying

>airbrush galore
Do people actually find this attractive?

would you lads go out with a girl who had the same name as your mum?

On the ol' 'mute home lads, gonna have a quiet one tonight.

I'm 21 and everyone there will be over 18
Enjoy your night in mate hahahahaha

Have a beautiful smile tbqh.

I'm one of those 2bh
I can if I really try but it just looks terrible, have to stick with the still terrifying but slightly less ugly lip smile

Im self conscious about my teeth :/

You can fuck my arse

possibly
my mum has a very common name though so

tfw gf is taller than me and have a 4" willy
I will never satisfy her, I am just waiting for her to end it any day now 2bh lel

Earl Grey, black, no sugar please lad.

And seppo = Australian

anyone got any friends or girlfriends going spare

am going out for freshers with people my own age
shouldn't you be starting a family grandad?

I currently do this lmao

>common name

Binned.

>(1.83 MB, 1997x3000)
Shan't be opening this

you're a paki

seppo = septic tank = yank

Aye but she's fat

I have an 8" willy, I can satisfy her for you if you want

just hold her down and plough away

no seppo is australian slang for yanks
e.g. seppo - septic tank (poo tank) - yank

gf posting is quite possible the must boring and attention seeking posting i've ever seen

gf's got a mate who just stopped going out with some lad off of tinder because he lived with his parents and couldn't drive at 25 lol
She's fit as well

>feeding the (You) whore with a proxy
Lads...

should be grateful mate

I like being taller than almost all girls, think I've only seen a couple women in my life taller than me and they were just freakishly tall

even quite tall girls wearing high heels are usually not as tall as me

you fucking what!

>because he lived with his parents and couldn't drive at 25 lol

haha y-yeah what a loser

>gf posting is quite possible the must boring and attention seeking posting i've ever seen

any lads here with a small willy?

someone make a new thread

seems pretty shallow

3.5"

Nope haha

Been an Asian Invasion in my town recently

numbers have been increase recently but today 1/3 of people as I left work were Asian

even heard someone speaking nip (as well as chink)

Nah mine's massive, you should see people's reactions, it's great

hope hillary smashes the debates lads
we need a sane leader to negotiate the us's decline in the world, not some populist mug who will lash out the first time he gets btfo by china

Naw 9"er here

bout six and a half

not sure of the girth but its not that thick :c

here

>hope hillary smashes the debates lads
>we need a sane leader to negotiate the us's decline in the world, not some populist mug who will lash out the first time he gets btfo by china

Every time they were going out she'd have to pick him up, it would've been fucking embarrassing
She gave him two months and the most he ever tried was a peck on the cheek because his parents wouldn't let her stay over haha

new

me: the post

will be cheaper to get hugs then haha

just imagine

I am in the industry
You are in the industry
We are in the industry
This is the industry

me

their value is dropping by the day

this story will be told in the lives of many here

ah yes watching two old people argue

an exciting prospect

she isn't going to win

trump will be the new leader of the free world

2 inch length 8 inch girth here.

Can I see?

It looks that way, until I measured something the same size. I wouldn't want to put a 6.5" length by 6" girth cylinder in my mouth or bum.

no soz mate
wew

show it

Type in european people art on google images

HAHAHAHAHA

I tried to put a condom on and it didnt fit, literally wouldn't get past the head and even that was a feat.