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CUTE
Not even funny anymore I need to ask the Yoga 710 lad summat
just got 40kills as a rifleman lads
>united states of europe
BAD
>unites states of confederacy
GOOD
hmm yes ok yank
Are there actually more ugly people in the north?
not sure i want to go to Denmark desu
anyone been before? what's it like?
Type in american inventors on google images
Sun is shinin' in the sky
There ain't a cloud in sight
It's stopped rainin' everybody's in a play
And don't you know
It's a beautiful new day, hey hey
the men are a bit more ugly
but the women are a lot better
yes
t. northerner
Thinking of going to something called as broga with the lads later
BRINGING SHARTS BACK TO THE WHITE HOUSE
dude like, i dont want to pay for other peoples health care mmmkay?
im gonna be a millionaire soon trust me
>the EU wants to flood Europe with niggers
you're fucking annoying
shut the fuck up
meme game
I've been Copenhagen
It's quite multicultural, there's a very obvious "downtown" but the city centre is nice
Tivoli is good fun and Christainia is interesting if you like seeing hippies in their natural habitat
You won't need more than a weekend, it's not very touristy
what u playing
nah that's the thing, most people I see look like complete mutants, fuck I'd say there's more good looking lads, most girls I see are chinless fat dogs
>the EU is great, Europe needs to become one country
>anyone been before?
ye
>what's it like?
good laugh, not much scenery but the cities are all pretty good
very well run country desu
What's your steam?
our healthcare honestly sucks though
there are better systems which also allow people to get quick cheap care when they need it.
why dont you try actually arguing your case for once.
You might enjoy Cred Forums more if you engage with people
>I've saved hundreds of pictures of autistics in fedoras to post when I quote strangers to project the image of them being an autistic fedora
where is dane user? i haven't seen him in ages
if he moved to germany which german flag is he
>i don't rate france's healthcare system
he's too retarded
>why dont you try actually arguing your case for once.
>You might enjoy Cred Forums more if you engage with people
burden of proof is on them
you're a fucking meme
red orcy
doxxable info
>Churchill's house is now Nazi HQ
I'm Blue da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa
he's so obviously right that argument is unnecessary like omg geeze louise are you kidding me??
>Sit at the back of the bus specifically to avoid people
>Girl walks the whole length to sit on the seat directly in front facing me despite others being available
What did she mean by this?
the one banging on about green belts, obvs
any of you lads up for a game?
It's what he would have wanted
mum is telling off the ol' peacock for coming into the kitchen lol
he's living in berlin
What server do you play on then?
might actually take some cringy fedora pics of myself to add to my fedora arsenal
Hello fellow monarchy.
How was your day?
literal manchild
Terrible, how was yours?
What province do you live in? Every province does it differently.
I have private insurance for dental and drugs and other things and the provincial insurance covers the big stuff like checkups and hospital stays and surgeries.
My dad got cancer and even with our insurance he would have paid something like 100k out of pocket if we didnt live in the commie paradise that we do.
Nah mate I wouldn't get my hopes up if I were you, you're still an ugly sperg.
sorry that was me haha :)
only play 40-1 uk
you're a fucking manchild
What is the most (you)'s a post of yours has received lads?
>tfw live in a soulless republic
Everybody knows that the dice are loaded
Everybody rolls with their fingers crossed
Everybody knows the war is over
Everybody knows the good guys lost
Everybody knows the fight was fixed
The poor stay poor, the rich get rich
That's how it goes
Everybody knows
a couple dozen
Go to 40-1 uk and type /brit/
8
Was kinda okay.
Why was it so terrible?
(You)
>(((Leonard Cohen)))
alri
willy is hard
Which number?
Ontario so that's probably why
I just hate going to the doctor though
im not saying its bad care when necessary, just that people clog the system with minor shit which should be handled by a different system
used to let an ex gf peg me, she was really into dom plays and wanted to sissyfy me
Why?
has she shat her pants?
36
Got 20 or so with quads predicting Brexit on vote night
The glory days
> All BLM Riots are caused by people that are bused in. (WATCH FOR THE BUSES)
> Hillary had several episodes over disagreements between campaign staff. Lots of yelling and staff walking out of the campaign after watching her collapse.
> SJW/Feminist groups are helping ISIS set up networks across the EU and the US.
> The MSM is concerning investors due to how much they destroyed there credibility in the past months. (Pushing the narrative that Trump = Hitler really put a bad taste in everyones mouths.).
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rising storm you fool
alreayd left and cba to get back in
I got one of those meme tier responses on Cred Forums before with like a hundred replies.
don't know what to do, lonely, no mates, usual sad shit, same old diamond dozen story you see here
I think it was like 89 or something like that.
Why are you posting this in /brit/? Brits don't care about the election
Everyone else has had more sex than me
Does anyone else get that feeling?
Teenagers, naked, couples in threes;
Grandparents swing from the ceiling;
politics: sports for nerds
Fair warning lads, once I have my coffee I am out of here. Just passing the moments as it is getting brewed
I don't understand pride in a Republic, it feels so impersonal and vauge
maybe in the US or in Rome/Athens it was different, maybe because they put on a big show of things.
I'll take care of that for you if you want ;^)
>tired
>can't sleep
awwww
having a look
Which one? Give #
woah lads i'm on a bender again!
what did she mean by this
Physically repulsed by this image.
4, 3, 2, 1
Earth below us
Drifting, falling
Floating weightless
Calling, calling home
never understood this image
creasing
So excited he's spilling his popcorn.
>She
this is ground control to major tom
Girl you know it's true, oh, oh, oh
I love you
Yes you know it's true, oh, oh, oh
I love you
Girl you know it's true
that's paul gascoigne
rer pic incoming
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back from work lads
>Replying to a 20 minute old post
Dumb Yank
The RS server is full and apparently RO2 Doesn't support queues
Once I told this autist to shut up or something and he spent an hour or two just constantly replying to the same post
It took up half the thread probably, don't know if it's the most but it was probably up there
meme idea: bring back leet speak
>the west is being destroyed from the inside right before our eyes
Johnny B, how much there is to see
Just open your eyes and listen to me
Straight ahead, a green light turns to red
Oh why can't you see, oh Johnny B
Business Idea: Provide your own (You)s.
On my way back from wageslavery lads
>Fair warning lads, once I have my coffee I am out of here. Just passing the moments as it is getting brewed
Uganda be kidding me
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Play the guitar, play it again, my Johnny
Maybe you're cold but you're so warm inside
I was always a fool for my Johnny
For the one they call Johnny Guitar
Play it again, Johnny Guitar
so-called friday night then, is it?
you have to spam the refresh and wait til someone leaves
any grime man in?
fuck off mong
playing minecraft
think i'll build a massive willy
Why's Cred Forums doing an autism about google? What did they do?
definition of anti-comfort, why dont they have a non shit server browser that lets me queue up and shit post on /brit/ while i wait to get in?
listening to bjork
currently having a deep think
test
it may seem hopeless but that's what they want.
in reality the veil is so thin and delicate, all it takes is individual action to start to make cracks.
history.hanover.edu
short article but it outlines perfectly the left's tactics regarding this.
can confirm that life without a gf is significantly less fun than life with a gf
Ice ice baby
Ice ice baby
All right stop
Collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Then I flow that a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop?
Yo, I don't know
Turn off the lights and I'll glow
To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle
you fucking brits think youre so witty and hilarious
im on to you assholes
Imagine running your lips across that soft skin lads
>it may seem hopeless but that's what they want.
>in reality the veil is so thin and delicate, all it takes is individual action to start to make cracks.
>history.hanover.edu
>short article but it outlines perfectly the left's tactics regarding this.
Never ever watched any of these shit reddit fedora commentry channels
Pubes -> trimmed
Face -> shaved
Shirt -> fresh
Teeth -> clean
Condors -> ready
Shoes -> polished
who here ready for a nite on the pull? whaaay!
another day another hopeless job interview
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REALLY having a think here
reality changing before our eyes
riseup when?
At least we didn't lose a war to butthurt farmers lol
Why yes!! I am indeed from the lovely land of Canada!!
Hey buds
OI, CLEAN SHIRT KNOBEAD
>mathmeticians
Business idea: We all use puns in our posts
Um ba ba be
Um ba ba be
De day da
Ee day da - that's okay
Doing a spot of falconry lad HAHAHAHA you mong
LIVING ON A THIN LINE
OOOOOOOOOOO TELL ME NOW WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO
ay lad got mine ready
foy
Another quiet night skyping with the gf on the cards lads.
love her so much
im too busi to do that though aha
Fucking scumbags
>haha user I've got to go now, Rasheed is here, we're going to watch Netflix together!
>put in usa mathematicians
>second picture
>unabomber
>Why yes!! I am indeed from the lovely land of Canada!!
Waterloo - I was defeated, you won the war
Waterloo - Promise to love you for ever more
Waterloo - Couldn't escape if I wanted to
Waterloo - Knowing my fate is to be with you
Waterloo - Finally facing my Waterloo
>some orbiter goes off at my gf for 'leading him on'
>she tells him to not go 'fullmetal friendzone'
AAAAAAAHAHAHAHA
She skypes with me until she falls asleep then I invite Stacey round hahaha
im pretty sure he was one of the top mathematicians in the world at one point
Another quiet night wanking, drinking and contemplating texting the ex on the cards lads
I wuv her so muuchh no pls help mi! elp me! my little wuvvie dove is being raped by home invaders on skype pls someone send help n-no I don't know her address! my little wuvvie is gagging on BBC pls someone hilp me!
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>texting the ex
For what reason?
business idea: The Catherine Tate Show, another series of that
>contemplating texting the ex
do it you utter madman
philomena cunk is one of the greatest characters of our times lads
filtered the word 'gf'
I wont even see my own post but thanks for ready
JUMP IN THE LINE
ROCK YOUR BODY ON TIME
>on the cards
what does this mean
Just give it a try, it could be berry good
you seem jealous lad
thinking of sucking the bf's willy later
I just realised a whole week has gone by and I haven't wanked, haven't even thought about it
Concerning
>someone mentions his gf
>HAHA SHE'S HAVING SEX WITH PAKIS
>HAHA SHE'S HAVING SEX WITH BLACKS
what is wrong with you people
take a fucking walk outside the house now and then eh?
>dalai lama says refugees should go home and work to improve their countries
>leftists get enraged
>leftists turn against him
up for grabs
in the plan
on the horizon
coming up
what about posts about the significant other (SO)
you can suck mine if you want
alri lads
the Ted Kaczynski is an unironic genius
the CIA pumped him so full of LSD during MKUltra that he basically had his entire ego collapse.
read his unedited manifesto sometime, its pretty solid. it honestly influences a lot of my ideas on things (though I'd already been on a similar track for years)
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twitter is basically a normie Cred Forums when you think about it
it's worthless
kek
anyone have the screensho where hes like "I need to keep moving"
well considering I don't actually have a boyfriend I'm willing to take you up on the offer, you a big lad?
We're going to build a wall at the channel lads. And it's going to be huge. Biggest wall you've ever seen. And who's going to pay for it? That's right. France is going to pay for it.
BREAKING: ASIAN WOMAN EXECUTES BLACK BOY ON FILM
An Asian Woman was filmed brutally executing a very young black boy. The black boy was with two friends who accidentally entered the house at 4AM and didn't do nothing.
The asian woman is rumored to be racist.
doing a posh northerner chav wank
big as in fat yea
I remember when he came here in like 2007 the chinks kicked up a massive shitstorm lel
but nah lefties are just going to ignore it as the ramblings of an old man 2bh
Europe is finished desu
agree with the sentiment of this except for that pro-Russian bollocks
do people get arrested over Cred Forums posts tho?
quite a mealy mouthed post this one, lads
>17:38 on a friday
ah yes looks like it's beer o'clock lads haha!
thank you my friend
love you xx
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Wish I'd brought some cider home with me
cute girl
ah yes racism
ah nevermind then
Some people are political refugees who would get murked back home. All those economic migrants who never hope to assimilate or work would be better off staying and improving their countries though.
someone post fucking machines quick
yeah they do
ah yes
shitposting is quite bizzare
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Good post, sorely needed.
yet they "love" the Pope now
just shows how shallow and empty they are.
your loss loser
need the succ
He was a good boy
he dindu nuffin
Is carpentry a good job?
Admit it
Why do people feel entitled to high interest rates?
You're lucky to be given money at all. You're just storing your own money somewhere. The bank doesn't have to give you shit
>Journalists are literally just browsing the 'chan looking for things to write about
wew
think I should apply for a job lads, bet I could crank out a few articles a month
don't think anyone died here did they?
nah don't think so, unless you're a good looking bear with a big gorgeous cock
He come to me with money in his hand
He offered me, I didn't ask him
I wasn't knocking someone's door down, I was running from that
When I got out, I was in that
I was already through that, I had that
I had the studio, I went to the studio
I went to Vox Studios. I had it all, and I looked at it and said, 'This is a bigger jail than I just got out of.'
I don't want to take my time going to work
I got a motorcycle and a sleeping bag
And ten or fifteen girls
What the hell I wanna go off into -- and go to work for?
Work for what, money? I got all the money in the world
I'm the king, man
I run the underworld, guy
I decide whos does what and where they do it at
What am I, gonna run around and act like I'm some teenybopper somewhere, for somebody else's money?
I make the money, man, I roll the nickels
The game is mine
I deal the cards
Burger bap is so much bigger than my burger. Doing my nut in.
Shan't be reading this
unironically seen a few /brit/ gimmicks on buzzfeed haha
literally true for me
*pats you on the back*
it's alright lad, the lefties are gone now
I love how easily misled lefties are by their own delusions. The pope is not on their side.
one of them died
its funny too because there were three of them and they ALL had guns vs one tiny Asian woman
and Feminists still rage against guns as a means for women to assert/protect themselves.
>Rent an unfurnished flat for £500/month, 2 spare rooms
>Furnish the spare rooms
>Rent them out for £275/month
Would this actually be viable or are there some bullshit laws and regulations which makes this not allowed?
which ones
if it's one of mine I will take legal action
rooo lefties lads
roooooooooooooooo
Lefties dont care about gays anymore
They're not "oppressed" enough
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
thissss
don't get why people can't understand you don't get anything for free
poor lads chin has completely given up
Got a George foreman yesterday and it's one of the best purchases I've ever made.
Great if you eat a lot of meat.
Might even buy one for work because they're so cheap.
anything between 4.5-6.5 is the ideal length
the thicker the better
woman btw
Cred Forums is well and truly dead
That's the problem with the French my friends. They're a race of small handed people. Small teeny-tiny hands. Leads to cuckoldry. Nothing wrong with my hands, which are massive by the way. Check out these hands. Have you ever seen a bigger pair of hands in your life?
Called rent-to-rent lad
What about abortions? They're still a tizzy about those, right?
howling
honestly the media spins everything so much
I've keep a close eye on what he says and its not really out of line from the church's position.
I still don't like him as much as Benedict though because he's a perfidious Jesuit.
literally am, but I don't go for shallow bitchboys
as I said, your loss, loser
tfw I meet those criteria but am forevaeralone.
will you be my gf?
bit of a fucking pain to clean lad and when you can't be arsed to clean it it gets 10x when it cools down and you want to use it again
ah yes let's remove all the fat from the meat despite the fact that fat is good for you and makes things taste nice
very good
Charge your fucking phone
Pirate scumbags
FUCK OFF NONCE
why do the so called "right wing" want her to pass out and drop out of the race
wouldnt kaine get to run instead
CHARGE YOUR FUCKING PHONE
wait what
it was 2pm a minute ago and now it's quarter to 6 in the evening
fucking christ
time to start drinking I suppose
your loss mate, I'm a champion cocksucker
DELETE YOUR ACCOUNT
>buzzfeed
kill yourself spic
Dumb frogposter
>lefties
>53s ago
haha alri JRiotmaker
Just use some kitchen roll to wipe it down straight after use. I buy that cheap shit where you get like 10 huge rolls for 5 quid.
All the shit comes straight off.
who /drinkingalone/ here?
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GET FUCKED WAYNE
GET ABSOLUTELY FUCKED
Cred Forums has finally fallen to the normies
Anyone propagating this boring yank culture war politics shit is part of the problem
She's legal m8
Who /outwiththelads/ tonight?
it's all a bit ridiculous iih(if i'm honest)
she demands preferential treatment wherever she goes
what takeaway should i get for tea?
imagine if ourselves as children could see us now haha
cheers!
VERY good show lad, shame they've completely fucked it in recent years by going animated
ex-gf and potential new gf have very similar names and are right next to each other in contact list, better make sure not to text the wrong one
of course
umm... no
lol
Hahahahahaha
>Cred Forums has finally fallen to the normies
>Anyone propagating this boring yank culture war politics shit is part of the problem
>those people who smile but don't show their teeth
Don't trust them one bit. Same as people with thin lips.
Snakes in the grass.
anyone here ever suck a flaccid cock? is it worth it
Indian. Spiced chai is pretty tasty. Chinese if you prefer green.
so when's the election over because christ im sick of hearing about it aha
me
going out for freshers even though I'm not a student wahey
who /withoutthelads/ for 5+ years
So yank = American, Canadian, and Australian?
maybe they have bad teeth
>showing your teeth when you smile
FOY
most recent ex, current gf, and girl who wants my willy all have names starting with E
Is this my type?
November 8th
Common flag
Milk and two sugars
never over
nonce
No, I mean that their mouth/lips or whatever are designed in such a way that they literally can't show their teeth when they smile. Or very little.
yank = american and canadian
around taigs never recline
thats what it feels like
You'll be arrested you madman
fat cunt
fuck off yank
the past 7 gfs, the current gf, my mum AND my mums gf all have the same first name
what does this mean
might be
both of my gfs have names beginning with S
Im 7 inches and my gf wont let me go all the way.
Says its "electrifying and painful" and im quite girthy so we always have to have a minute of slow sex were i inch in her because she's 5'1 and tight.
dont think ill ever convince her to let me fuck her arse
don't believe one word of this
rasheed
banged a polish bird called amelia last night lads
them poles sure put in much more effort than them english slags
literally me
fuck off spic horse
terrible
not even trying
>airbrush galore
Do people actually find this attractive?
would you lads go out with a girl who had the same name as your mum?
On the ol' 'mute home lads, gonna have a quiet one tonight.
I'm 21 and everyone there will be over 18
Enjoy your night in mate hahahahaha
Have a beautiful smile tbqh.
I'm one of those 2bh
I can if I really try but it just looks terrible, have to stick with the still terrifying but slightly less ugly lip smile
Im self conscious about my teeth :/
You can fuck my arse
possibly
my mum has a very common name though so
tfw gf is taller than me and have a 4" willy
I will never satisfy her, I am just waiting for her to end it any day now 2bh lel
Earl Grey, black, no sugar please lad.
And seppo = Australian
anyone got any friends or girlfriends going spare
am going out for freshers with people my own age
shouldn't you be starting a family grandad?
I currently do this lmao
>common name
Binned.
>(1.83 MB, 1997x3000)
Shan't be opening this
you're a paki
seppo = septic tank = yank
Aye but she's fat
I have an 8" willy, I can satisfy her for you if you want
just hold her down and plough away
no seppo is australian slang for yanks
e.g. seppo - septic tank (poo tank) - yank
gf posting is quite possible the must boring and attention seeking posting i've ever seen
gf's got a mate who just stopped going out with some lad off of tinder because he lived with his parents and couldn't drive at 25 lol
She's fit as well
>feeding the (You) whore with a proxy
Lads...
should be grateful mate
I like being taller than almost all girls, think I've only seen a couple women in my life taller than me and they were just freakishly tall
even quite tall girls wearing high heels are usually not as tall as me
you fucking what!
>because he lived with his parents and couldn't drive at 25 lol
haha y-yeah what a loser
>gf posting is quite possible the must boring and attention seeking posting i've ever seen
any lads here with a small willy?
someone make a new thread
seems pretty shallow
3.5"
Nope haha
Been an Asian Invasion in my town recently
numbers have been increase recently but today 1/3 of people as I left work were Asian
even heard someone speaking nip (as well as chink)
Nah mine's massive, you should see people's reactions, it's great
hope hillary smashes the debates lads
we need a sane leader to negotiate the us's decline in the world, not some populist mug who will lash out the first time he gets btfo by china
Naw 9"er here
bout six and a half
not sure of the girth but its not that thick :c
here
>hope hillary smashes the debates lads
>we need a sane leader to negotiate the us's decline in the world, not some populist mug who will lash out the first time he gets btfo by china
Every time they were going out she'd have to pick him up, it would've been fucking embarrassing
She gave him two months and the most he ever tried was a peck on the cheek because his parents wouldn't let her stay over haha
new
me: the post
will be cheaper to get hugs then haha
just imagine
I am in the industry
You are in the industry
We are in the industry
This is the industry
me
their value is dropping by the day
this story will be told in the lives of many here
ah yes watching two old people argue
an exciting prospect
she isn't going to win
trump will be the new leader of the free world
2 inch length 8 inch girth here.
Can I see?
It looks that way, until I measured something the same size. I wouldn't want to put a 6.5" length by 6" girth cylinder in my mouth or bum.
no soz mate
wew
show it
Type in european people art on google images
HAHAHAHAHA
I tried to put a condom on and it didnt fit, literally wouldn't get past the head and even that was a feat.