Be brit

>be brit
>get hit

>be kraut
>get out

>be canadian
>struck in cranium

>be swede
>secede

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>be finn
>win

...

>be a pole
>pay the toll

>be russian
>get a concussion

>be mexican
>never have sex again

>be mick
>hit with a brick

Be Chinese
Get Heinies

>be jap
>take an eternal nap

>be jap
>shut your trap

>be finn
>need pins

>be finn
>end up in the bin

>be finn
>get skinned

>be french
>get the wrench

>be american
>get shot

>be czech
>slice your neck

...

>be flip
>get tipped

>be yank
>tank

>Be Icelandic
>Have big dick

>be icelandic
>start to panic

soon

>be icelandic
>have a thin chin

is Reykjavik actually in danger from any volcanoes on the island?

>be icelandic
>get volcanic'd

>be serb
>feel the curb
heh

...

>be a swede
>get no reprieve

isn't it "thin hair vigorous chin"
yes, and so is pretty much everything else remotely close to iceland

>Be a Dane
>Feel the pain

>Be a yank
>Get stabbed with a shank

>Be a Finn
>Get ass kicked in

>Be Dutch
>Need a crutch

>Be French
>Get struck with a wrench

>be thai
>die

>be finn
>tinned

kek

>be yank
>get a spank

>be frog
>choke on smog

>be fin
>get put in bin

best one

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>be belarus
>get rused

>be canuck
>become a cuick

>be american
>be american

do one with Croats

protip you can't

>be kraut
>have gout

>be croatian
>sink cuz no flotation

>be iceandic
>get struck with an ice pick

>be dane
>feel the pain

>be croat
>so what?

>be from bulgaria
>get kicked in the dick area

>be from Ukraine
>feel the pain

>be russian
>prepare for a crushin

>be croat
>struck in the throat

>Be a Russkie
>Get raped by a husky

>be india
>get chlamydia

>be croatian
>get the castration

these ones

>be croat
>be actually just a sea serb

>be from bulgaria
>get kicked in the dick area

>be croat
>die on a boat

>be croat
>not one to go at

>be scot
>get shot

that's not how you pronounce Croat, you fucking American imbecile

neither is that

>ian

you can try that with a lot of different nationalities

it's more unique if you try with Croat

what the fuck would you know about the sea

pretty decent desu

lol butthurt

>be indian
>be indian

>be from Poland
>live in your land

>be Spain
>get ass pain

>be Finn
>belong in bin

>be peru
>get run through

>be black
>get hit in the sack

>be french
>suffer the stench

>be white
>die from bight

>Be Pakistani
>get kicked in the fanny

>be vietnamese
>sucking on deez

Underrated

>be from Portugal
>be horrible

>from Siberia
>get diphtheria

youtube.com/watch?v=yerwwZWXtdQ

not
>be from Siberia
>get diarrhea

>samefag

>be white
>sick from blight

no shit
begone, yank.
this matter does not concern you

>Be Syrian
>Western countries let you in

>be white
>suffer the negro plight

>you fucking American imbecile
are you angry because you got a pineapple on your flag lmoa

>be icelandic
>cut off dick

ananas*

when did you secede

>be Icelandic
>have ice land on your dick

>be from Chile
>suck my willy

rather have YOU land on my dick, babe

>be croat
>tossed in the moat

>Be from Ohio

>be icelandic
>have no dick

>from USA
>be very gay

>be afghan
>have a low lifespan

learn how to pronounce Croat, Paki

I enjoy reading this thread but am not creative enough to contribute

>be croat
>have a fucking pineapple on your flag

desu i'm just putting in things i want rhymes for here
rhymezone.com/?loc=bar
other sites are probably available

>be mayan
>cryin'

>be a Netherlander
>a mere bystander

...

noooooo you just killed the threads creativity

>be Dutch
>not enough clutch

you seem a bit upset that i successfully roasted your country

i'll delet then

>pineapple
it's
fucking
anànánänåñas

Probably a non-English speaking immigrant living in Australia.

>be from Norway
>say it's pronounced "may may"

good man

>be an aussie
>suffer from battery

>be basque
>nobody cared who you were until you put on the mask

>be dutch
>go home in a crutch

>be from Australia
>sucking my genitalia

>be from fucking illinoize

>be from germany
>not win any (wars)

>Be from England
>Lose to Iceland

>be yank
>i'll give you a wank
:3

>Be from Iowa
>Cry ovah

>be from illinois
>have your politics decided by a single town full of negroids

>be from Illinois
>be a good goy

>be saudi
>the future is cloudy

>be Ukraine
>don't complain (because it doesn't exist)

>And have the rest of the State be irrelevant farm country like Iowa
I kid; Iowa greatest ally.

Noice

>Be Denmark
>Get eaten by a shark

>be a pole
>get ripped a new asshole

It's pronounced "ill-eh-noise"

>be finn
>get punched in the chin

>Be from Illinois
>be good goys

>be swiss
>drink piss

>be arabia
>chop off her labia

nice

>Be Russian
>Never restful because Russian to get places

The s is silent reeeeeeeeeee

Pretty good

>open up the thread
>realise I'm not creative enough to come up with any

>be chilean
>wish to die

>Be Nepal
>Bee nipple

not nice

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>be brit
>be an uncreative shit

>be sudaca
>fuck an alpaca

>be croat
>no one knows or cares about how to pronounce your name

yeah but how close am I to dating a bee huh

>be French
>die in a trench

>be croat
>get punched at

>Bee alpha as fuck and swat every bee that approaches you

>be serbian
>get caught murderin'

>be a kraut
>always get left out

>Be a Brit
>Teeth look like shit

>be Moroccan
>Don't come a knockin

>be Cred Forums
>be autistic

>be brazil
>take cyanide pills

>A FUCKING PINEAPPLE