>be brit
>get hit
>be kraut
>get out
>be canadian
>struck in cranium
>be swede
>secede
>be brit
>get hit
>be kraut
>get out
>be canadian
>struck in cranium
>be swede
>secede
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>be finn
>win
...
>be a pole
>pay the toll
>be russian
>get a concussion
>be mexican
>never have sex again
>be mick
>hit with a brick
Be Chinese
Get Heinies
>be jap
>take an eternal nap
>be jap
>shut your trap
>be finn
>need pins
>be finn
>end up in the bin
>be finn
>get skinned
>be french
>get the wrench
>be american
>get shot
>be czech
>slice your neck
...
>be flip
>get tipped
>be yank
>tank
>Be Icelandic
>Have big dick
>be icelandic
>start to panic
soon
>be icelandic
>have a thin chin
is Reykjavik actually in danger from any volcanoes on the island?
>be icelandic
>get volcanic'd
>be serb
>feel the curb
heh
...
>be a swede
>get no reprieve
isn't it "thin hair vigorous chin"
yes, and so is pretty much everything else remotely close to iceland
>Be a Dane
>Feel the pain
>Be a yank
>Get stabbed with a shank
>Be a Finn
>Get ass kicked in
>Be Dutch
>Need a crutch
>Be French
>Get struck with a wrench
>be thai
>die
>be finn
>tinned
kek
>be yank
>get a spank
>be frog
>choke on smog
>be fin
>get put in bin
best one
...
>be belarus
>get rused
>be canuck
>become a cuick
>be american
>be american
do one with Croats
protip you can't
>be kraut
>have gout
>be croatian
>sink cuz no flotation
>be iceandic
>get struck with an ice pick
>be dane
>feel the pain
>be croat
>so what?
>be from bulgaria
>get kicked in the dick area
>be from Ukraine
>feel the pain
>be russian
>prepare for a crushin
>be croat
>struck in the throat
>Be a Russkie
>Get raped by a husky
>be india
>get chlamydia
>be croatian
>get the castration
these ones
>be croat
>be actually just a sea serb
>be from bulgaria
>get kicked in the dick area
>be croat
>die on a boat
>be croat
>not one to go at
>be scot
>get shot
that's not how you pronounce Croat, you fucking American imbecile
neither is that
>ian
you can try that with a lot of different nationalities
it's more unique if you try with Croat
what the fuck would you know about the sea
pretty decent desu
lol butthurt
>be indian
>be indian
>be from Poland
>live in your land
>be Spain
>get ass pain
>be Finn
>belong in bin
>be peru
>get run through
>be black
>get hit in the sack
>be french
>suffer the stench
>be white
>die from bight
>Be Pakistani
>get kicked in the fanny
>be vietnamese
>sucking on deez
Underrated
>be from Portugal
>be horrible
>from Siberia
>get diphtheria
not
>be from Siberia
>get diarrhea
>samefag
>be white
>sick from blight
no shit
begone, yank.
this matter does not concern you
>Be Syrian
>Western countries let you in
>be white
>suffer the negro plight
>you fucking American imbecile
are you angry because you got a pineapple on your flag lmoa
>be icelandic
>cut off dick
ananas*
when did you secede
>be Icelandic
>have ice land on your dick
>be from Chile
>suck my willy
rather have YOU land on my dick, babe
>be croat
>tossed in the moat
>Be from Ohio
>be icelandic
>have no dick
>from USA
>be very gay
>be afghan
>have a low lifespan
learn how to pronounce Croat, Paki
I enjoy reading this thread but am not creative enough to contribute
>be croat
>have a fucking pineapple on your flag
desu i'm just putting in things i want rhymes for here
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other sites are probably available
>be mayan
>cryin'
>be a Netherlander
>a mere bystander
...
noooooo you just killed the threads creativity
>be Dutch
>not enough clutch
you seem a bit upset that i successfully roasted your country
i'll delet then
>pineapple
it's
fucking
anànánänåñas
Probably a non-English speaking immigrant living in Australia.
>be from Norway
>say it's pronounced "may may"
good man
>be an aussie
>suffer from battery
>be basque
>nobody cared who you were until you put on the mask
>be dutch
>go home in a crutch
>be from Australia
>sucking my genitalia
>be from fucking illinoize
>be from germany
>not win any (wars)
>Be from England
>Lose to Iceland
>be yank
>i'll give you a wank
:3
>Be from Iowa
>Cry ovah
>be from illinois
>have your politics decided by a single town full of negroids
>be from Illinois
>be a good goy
>be saudi
>the future is cloudy
>be Ukraine
>don't complain (because it doesn't exist)
>And have the rest of the State be irrelevant farm country like Iowa
I kid; Iowa greatest ally.
Noice
>Be Denmark
>Get eaten by a shark
>be a pole
>get ripped a new asshole
It's pronounced "ill-eh-noise"
>be finn
>get punched in the chin
>Be from Illinois
>be good goys
>be swiss
>drink piss
>be arabia
>chop off her labia
nice
>Be Russian
>Never restful because Russian to get places
The s is silent reeeeeeeeeee
Pretty good
>open up the thread
>realise I'm not creative enough to come up with any
>be chilean
>wish to die
>Be Nepal
>Bee nipple
not nice
...
>be brit
>be an uncreative shit
>be sudaca
>fuck an alpaca
>be croat
>no one knows or cares about how to pronounce your name
yeah but how close am I to dating a bee huh
>be French
>die in a trench
>be croat
>get punched at
>Bee alpha as fuck and swat every bee that approaches you
>be serbian
>get caught murderin'
>be a kraut
>always get left out
>Be a Brit
>Teeth look like shit
>be Moroccan
>Don't come a knockin
>be Cred Forums
>be autistic
>be brazil
>take cyanide pills
>A FUCKING PINEAPPLE