>wake up
>America is invading your country
How fucked up are you?
What's your defense plan?
Wake up
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fuck off
You lost the last time you invaded Afghanistan, I think we are fine.
not again...
They'll be fighting the same people
Wait until Trump wins pls
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>How fucked up are you?
Not fuked at all because I live in the middle of nowhere. As for the country, it would be a bigger version of Iraq. At the time of the 2003, Iraq was the 5th largest military in the world. And as of now we are like 20th place. It would take just a month or so for the US to win.
>What's your defense plan?
Focus defenses in the jungles and overtly populated areas. Let them take the northeastern plains and stretch their forces all the way to the capital city. When they arrive arround the capital, try to sandwhich their spread out forces.
We'd start planting IEDs along the roads.
Takbir
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You're too big and jungle-y to try to invade.
And you are dumb if you think that's true.
Most of our military is white elephants.
We don't even have air defenses capable of protecting the territory.
lel
We'd just banter them into oblivion.
You got me...
guerrilla warfare
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We drop this.
Fuck, they've already won.
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i'd join the turkish resistance movement and shitpost from the frontlines
say hello to decades of insurgency and millions of turkish refugees fuckfaces
No defense plan, we direct attack together towards Russia.
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Did that work on the emus?
But why tho Burgerbros?
I think I'm fine here in Adelaide, some burger don't even have it on their maps
Friend/Foe ID System.
we have plenty of experience
this time we would woop their asses. we have way more military power now.
i would gladly help them. this country needs a serious cleanse
>How fucked up are you?
How fucked up are America?
What's your defense plan?
You're dumb af.
Do you really think that a expeditionay force can actually invade the country by the Northern Coast with high activities of Air Forces and Navy?
It's only a matter of time to we inaugurate our new IMBEL ia2 on the frontlines with the possible Army Officials crossing the lands.
It would be known worldwide as a massacre on US armed forces.
They can't even make a fast attack on ISIS controlled cities, how could they attack one of the strongest world military forces with a great military intelligence?
Mongrel, you're dumb, don't even try.
Your place is washing dishes for a minimum wage on US.
Aus fag here pic related
They would nuke you bake to the stoneage. But since you are russian that wouldnt change to much.
totally fucked cuz murica could just zerg rush us to death.
We could just drop invasive species on you and let them do the work for us.
Nz is Australia's little brother invasive species wouldn't do shit
Its a bit unfair to only let the blacks get deployed.
Kek
Don't go invading your refueling place ;)
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You'd probably be invading through Northeast and São Paulo. Since some of our main bases are there we might hold for a while.
Keypoint is jungle warfare though.
We'd probably lose anyway, but the losses for both sides might be massive.
Government gets toppled within 24-48 hours, cartels become guerrillas. We turn the American southwest into fucking Vietnam
>hurr durr mai kuntry berry stronk xdddd
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In losing lmao
zitto animale
Guy, Brazil is separated by miles from your giant trailer park.
What does make you think that US could get a win above a bigger manforce, with better equipments and maintenance during the war and with general armed forces mobilization?
It would be a funny massacre to see american aircrafts falling at the borders and a carrier being destroyed with cheap missiles.
We'll fight em but cows r sacred in my country xd
u wanna go u fuckn bird
Nothing changes because they never left in the first place
Who would like to attack us anyway?
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literally nothing would change
>The eyes on the mine guard of that tank are reminiscent of ancient hellenic triremes
never noticed it before, neato
I'd be pretty confused desu
>South
Probably loose but at least we have ammo for our weapons this time
>How fucked up are you?
Completely
>What's your defense plan?
Surrender
race war then
Nah, the UN is coming for his guns
The home port for the Ohio subs is in Georgia actually. So Georgia's got all the Tridents.
America is weak and powerless country
>How fucked up are you?
All Brazilian health males will be automatic engaged to the army (law from our fascist past).
Brazil don't have guns and bullets for his army (law from our current leftist government who fear another military coup)
>What's your defense plan?
Politicians will try to gain money during the event. They will pretend be ok, and when the US army get 500 km from Brasilia they will capitulate.
Kek, there is nothing we can do. With some lucky we could get the balkanization of Brazil.
i fack ur mater
They don't have the codes tho
Russia will save us. We won't even need to ask :3
Delet this
Between you, Panamad, and that one Slovak who gets seriously triggered by heritagefags keep me so entertained. God bless you.
I used to be in the navy and won't mind following orders to kill our own citizens. Gotta cull a lot of them to reduce the stupidity from spreading too much.
If lucky half of them probably end up being illegal immigrants since I live in southern california.
Russians will be slaughtered.
Well, I fucked up the grammar on that.
No you
make me nigel-kun :3
I don't know, I'd probably hide in a corner and wait until everyone left so I could cross the border and buy some shit in your country
So nothing changes.
>They would nuke you bake to the stoneage
A two can play in that game.
Brazil don't have any defense capability.
Bomb few highways in the southeast and take our even fewer ports will deny the rest of the country the supply of fuel.
>Muhh São Paulo
Just bomb 6~8 highways and you will starve the entire city. In two days the city will be out of food and people will chimpout.
I am pretty sure that you can force the total surrender of Brazil with 15000 men and 20 bombers.
>>wake up
>>America is invading your country
>How fucked up are you?
Don't care.
>What's your defense plan?
Nothing. Our state is a mafia anyway. America can't be worse.
being slaughtered is part of russias strategy
its worked so far
>How fucked up are you?
so so
>What's your defense plan?
guerrillas will form/grow and do very little damage
the rest of the country will get on their knees to suck american dick immediately
nobody will ever invade switzerland
>do very little damage
The Vietnamese did very little real damage but they still prevented us from coming back after the North broke the peace agreement
>Nothing
Lies!
>nobody will ever invade switzerland
Thats right.
Everyone loves Switzerland.
we are not vietnamese
I don't love Switzerland, but he's still right. Nobody surrounding them wants anybody else to invade them.
t. weak and powerless
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You are in a jungle tho
>America is invading your country
Welcome. Protect me from russians, please.
Only if you provide borscht and potato salad
>>wake up
>>America is invading your country
>How fucked up are you?
meh
>What's your defense plan?
Car bombing US president
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and Free Helicopter rides 4 all! yieeeeeh!!!:D
Are there any Slav qts in Belarus?
Only if you guys have oil.
Belarussian women are prettier than Russians
How to invade Brazil 101.
First thing that you want to do is cut our fuel supply. The country is huge and demand lots of fuel to transport anything.
Here is a list of petrol refineries.
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The next thing that you want to do is cut our power line. The good news are:
Since the end of the military coup. Almost no other big power plant was build in Brazil.
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Focus on the 10 bigger, the rest is pathetic...
Don't forget our only nuclear power plant. (another gist from the evil and "corrupt" military coup)
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Ok, now you have cut our fuel supply and our electric supply. The next thing that you want to do is close our few ports to deny foreign help.
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Occupy some of those if you can.
Ok, now Brazil is defense less. The army don't have fuel to gather enough troops to offer resistance, don't have ammunition to strike and will probably serve only as an civil support.
Just in case, bomb those airports, to prevent incidents...
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Next step is march over Brasilia. Don't forget to blow up or bomb bridges that you will not use.
Russia left. We are actually still there now.
why are you telling me this
Borsch in Ukraine. But i good cook draniky from potatoes, it's delicious.
Nope.
Russia please liberate
>America invades another country
>gives another hundred or so million for aid
>gets pulled in America's sphere, economy takes off in 20-30 years
I see what you're doing.
I realize that the only way that the south could get Independence is by an war.
:^)
thanks
I read "south?
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Teah them the art of FlipWarfare so that they can end the invasion quicker.
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>mad
>at a tablet
laffin' @ your right now
Call me an idiot, but I'm still rooting for the peaceful path. [In ways that would help even if we need to take on arms]
>Russia thinks they can take on America
lol I don't even really like this country but sorry, you guys would definitely lose to America