/brit/

this
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dnepropetrovsk_maniacs

Charlotte happening is pretty shit honestly. Why can't the BLM nigs be more like Ulstermen throwing rocks and petrol bombs at the coppers?

the woman who's fetus was removed?

3 guys 1 screwdriver or whatever it's called

the gf

it's a hammer bro
*crunch*
*laughs and pokes your eye*

wew
horrible way to go

nah

shit pets

exceptional thread

Cherry or vanilla coke?

aussies are weird

haha hey can I fuck (have sex with) your girlfriend if you what i mean

That is the worst thing I've seen

After I saw that I stopped being an edgy teen and actively avoided gore videos

getting my daily dose of thuleanperspective lads

>the mexican besmirching the good name of the Australians

This just got personnel

i had one when i was a kid

i named him Sir Poopsalot because he pooped a lot

vanilla obviously. cherry coke is for niggers

defending cuckstamps, so cute

Fuck off you spaniard

Black Cherry cream

ohh no, another mexican is here

mm

...

dire

Gross

ayy lmao

might just get myself one of these, lads

well the FBI just dropped more evidence against hillary and even obama is involved now

the media will use charlotte to try and cover it up

>After I saw that I stopped being an edgy teen and actively avoided gore videos
same
apart from I was an adult when I saw it :3

be sure to get yourself one of these to go with it

YANKS OUT

>no nz

classic

what is the logic behind this

back from the club lads
managed to touch lots of bums but didn't even get a goodbye kiss

none whatsoever

FOY
BASED ANTI YANK.

Yank is a Dutch term applied to New Netherlanders t b h and then latter to the entire NorthEast

t. rasheed

What a shit thread

YANKS
OUT

4x4 is pretty nifty here in Iceland

i have to go off-road just to go to the store

>me father ted stories are stuck endlessly buffering again

What even sort of post is this? hmmmm

yeah that's true. over here it's a chav lunatics car. I quite like the forester as it's more understated.

it aged horribly

>tfw 5'4 and built like an Icelandic cod wars general

not really if you go to rural parts of Ireland, feels like its still the 90s

Think on

heh

edition.cnn.com/2016/09/23/us/washington-mall-shooting/

>be american
>get shot

>groping girls in the club
this is paki behaviour 101, and was a meme before memes existed

How would you know?

why does everybody in bongland have tribal tattoos? @bongs

I'm an Irish citizen

cheeky fiver on the perp being black or "asian"

I can't explain the behaviour of the lower classes

Fuck off Paddy

>Francis said police were actively searching for the shooter, who was described as a "Hispanic male wearing gray"

nevermind. guess i should read about it before placing bets heh

>you will never be a veteran of the cod wars

Why live

father has a tiny japanese letter tattooed on his shoulder
when i asked him why he didn't have any other tattoos, he responded "he just simply didn't have the time sit still"

Pooing a poo

What's this meme called? How come the one wIf da pussy gets posted even tho this a blue bard?

that poster was black

90s rave culture, tribalism was a big thing for several years.

Not sure how America can control the blacks rioting and lynching random white people every day over the slightest casus belli

I'm suggesting some kind of marshall law at this point

The humour aged horribly.

Hope you glassed your dad for being a total weaboo

>marshall
Lad, its martial. Marshall Law is a comic from the 90s.

I still get a laugh out of it, maybe because I'm not really Irish

don't think there are many men who could glass my dad

but it's always like this. the media is focusing on it right now to distract everyone from the email investigation

Oh yeah bollocks
I'm just tired desu

no it didnt you absolute spastic
you just know all the jokes now

daily reminder that if game of thrones is american, father ted is english

np

the difference is no one watches gay of boners so no one cares
theyre both irish though

Ireland is bloody rubbish

...

Ireland is a very nice place

england > wales > ireland > scotland

irish who larp as IRA terrorists are funny

this one goes out to all of you this saturday morning.. big up yourselves each and every time xxx

youtube.com/watch?v=j6nevGNYTkA

gonna break up with the gf of 3 years bruvs

Cannot agree with you more

Ireland > England > Wales > Scotland

why? 3 years is a long investment lad, her ovaries are going to shrivel and die

>England is second place

Why don't you fuck off?

cuckold

what girl would want a leaf

lol

i could have you killed

I dont think shes my soulm8, m8

in World War Z they use Iceland as the last refuge of safety against the zombie hordes

how does Icelad feel about this?

Business idea: anyone who wants to talk about Ireland fucks off to /eire/

England has its shit bits

So does Ireland, all of it.

ireland is substantially better than the uk

glad we abandoned that sinking ship

iceland is a total zombie filled wasteland in world war z

in this comic Iceland also survived

can't get over how bad grime is lads

refugees not welcome

terrible taste

youtube.com/watch?v=Q6pbZLiLt30

gay

what if i wanted to be a british refugee in iceland :(

Yea that's complete shit mate LMAO

"Our strategy is that through the effective use of guerrilla warfare and through maintaining an effective fighting force we will eventually sap the political will of the British government to remain in Ireland" - Richie Kavanagh

Not sure why i've woken up this early tbqhwyl

this is awful

feminists are always bitching about patriachy and rapes, but they want those aged men to their countries WTF

Whats the name of this comic again?

youtube.com/watch?v=Gp09Sdrw2W4

Looks like his plan was to starve the Brits out. (cause hes fat lol)

*into

It's called "do one you swedish bastard"

shutter up you misogynistic wanker

probably a fat butterball who can't get a gf

if you haven't already gotten an Icelandic citisenship, then it's too late

fb.com/1470631456552606/videos/vb.1470631456552606/1826994107583004/?type=3&theater

me with the open shirt

sssscomic.com/comic.php?page=1

I liked it, the art is good and the world is interesting.

That's even worse. We should ban the UK from attempting to rap you guys are awful at it (England especially)

>reverse image search
>causes of world war 1

not true, i can emigrate as a member of the eu as you are an eea

and even after brexit it's likely that we'll also be an eea an therefore still able to emigrate

i wouldn't be able to claim citizenship until at least 7 years though

*enters your thread*
*sits on your post*
*puts my feet up on your picture*
*lights up your cigar hanging from my mouth*
aah feels good to be home

objectively you have no business posting in brit if those riddims don't straight crease u up rudeboi.
it's time for you to go back
youtube.com/watch?v=O8Xn6M7gZnE

shut yer mouth

youtube.com/watch?v=INqbKQUDJTw

>niggers
>British

not when the pandemic strikes you wont

thai chicANO is now in /lat/

My sister only started medicine 2-3 weeks ago and they're already dissecting actual human cadavers

Just me or does that seem a bit quick?

I'd be a bit peeved if I left my body to science and it just went to rookies who have no idea what they're doing

uuh excuse you the first inhabitants of the british isles were black???

oh you were talking about the zombie thing

thought you were saying fuck off you're full haha :( x

it's literally the culling of the weak
so those who can't stomach it know it early and drop out without wasting more of their time

we had a mishmash of human body parts to cut up and I wasn't even in Bio, just a mandatory science credit I took anatomy for.

REMEMBER THE ALAMO!!!

most scientific cadavers are used for ow level students...PhDs don't need that stuff for the most part.

EMBARRASSED for you lads wow don't here something that bad every day now do yuh

kill yourself fucking scumbag

This desuIts to force out all those who cant stand blood or needles or make them adapt

considering buuilding an anime reaction image folder despite not even watching anime
their smug faces and out of context cuteness just piss me off so much

hopefully this explains a little better why i find it so inspiring
youtube.com/watch?v=Ie64T1D51-8

educated people welcome

ours keep leaving (bloody traitors)

REMEMBER THE ALAMO

AHHAHA GET FUCKED

...

Is it okay if we establish a British colony and secede from Iceland

OH I WISH I WAS IN THE LAND OF COTTON

Dehors avec cette obscenite

i like the idea of moving to iceland but I have no marketable skills beyond a bit of hospitality shit and I fear your women are the sort to see everything with rose tinted glasses and i'm pessimistic and bitter and need those qualities in those around me to survive and thrive

GOOD TIMES THERE ARE NOT FORGOTTEN

Egypt?

I studied medicine for 3 years (dropped out and into computer science) and it was always like that, throw you right into the subject, get the practical work done, then lots of theory afterwards, it was exhausting. They don't even start you on "healthy" bodies, it's just lots of fat old fuckers

non-honhon

hmmm......hmmmmm... no?
Icelandic women don't like frenchmen

they really spin me out
i see people posting cute anime girls and immediately half picture a cute anime girl making the post.. then reality kicks in and i realise it's actually some fat, autist neet

LOOK AWAY
LOOK AWAY
LOOK AWAY
DIXIE LAND

blacks ruled egypt and build da pyramidz

do they like british men

that's some Toto sounding ass shit mate

Should I open another beer? have to start drinking at 9 am for this tomorrow and dont feel like being hungover

...

women like anything exotic even if they tell you the contrary
lucky for you i don't like most women

still heterosexual though

no, that looks like a shite party too lel

don't care about black people

not really
but they like them more than the frogs

OH MAIRZY DOATS AND DOZY DOATS AND LIDDLE LAMBSY DIVEY
A KIDDLEY DIVEY TOO
WOODEN SHOE

Do you French people ever use English words in everyday conversation

kek
i saw this picture and immediately imagined myself as a school shooter

Icelandic women consider frenchmen to be feminine, weak and smelly, not "exotic"

well, yeah
weekend, email, things related to technology in general
but there's always an effort of francisation that comes later

i have so little human contact i've been thinking half in english for a while now

its awful. but if youre a handsome normie its paradise desu. had a bunch of brits that lived in my dorm building last year and joined a frat and couldnt stop going on about it

he is still shitposting

joseph, but im not your average joe, no
i will murk your whole team on the solo
cos i'm massive in the game, you're a midget in the game
i'm like pizza hut and you're like pizza gogo
youtube.com/watch?v=P7GpEBbROyA

hmmm
why do i sense this might be your prejudice and no representative of your people at large
i wonder

pay me a play ticket and watch this smelly frog drown into prime icy cumbums

>there are people on /brit/ right now who drop their t's in words like "water"

Utter leveretacious ruminants

IF THE WORDS SOUND QUEER AND FUNNY TO YOUR EAR
A LITTLE JUMBLED JIVEY
SING

MARES EAT OATS AND DOES EAT OATS
AND LITTLE LAMBS EAT IVY

...

not me btw

>sausagefest
ahh yes

NEED a drink of WA-EER

don't overestimate yourself

Icelanders have generally disliked frenchmen for a long time

A KID WILL EAT IVY TOO
WOULDN'T YOU?

literally me

sagre bleu :-DDDDD

You should hear them in New Brunswick.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=aGTcM4xKUUo

My old flatmate talked like that and it drove me up the wall.

war'ur?
still sounds better than """wadder"" imo, cos there's """people""" itt that speak like that.

iceland hates france because he does not post toot

good point. at least at your house its just you, your dad, and your mum.

nice little 2:1 ratio

there are people itt RIGHT NOW who pronounce water "wadur" or even worse, "wodah" instead of "watur"

I do it for free

yeah, yanks

ANGLED

>watur
it's war ter

>l'académie de butthurt

interesting
where do this steems from?

sister went in iceland and people were nice
she's really blond and her hairs when she came back were white so she pretty much looked local since she already looks nordic in the face

yeah quebecois give me cancer

the gf

I guess we have stuff here like au contraire, a la, c'est la vie, vis-à-vis

But only somewhat affluent people use French phrases and words

icelander here, shagged some disgusting french bird in wreckyavic, her minge smelt like crabsticks lmao

vocaroo.com/i/s0wjFTQ0dRnd

had sex in drag with a man who hated dentists whilst in iceland

the gf

Icelanders aren't rude to anyone, really

but icelanders consider the men to be metrosexual and weak, and french tourists are CONSTANTLY being awful in traffic and getting lost and in need of rescue on their "adventures"

people i know who have worked with or encountered them abroad, noted that frenchmen were rude and pretentious

how does that even happen

25% of english vocabulary is french in origin
examples: affluent, vocabulary, example

VERY impressed with iceland desu

icelad is a quality poster
they are welcoming to brits
AND they hate the french

couldn't ask for a better cunt x

sounds like it's raining outside but it's just wind

>yanks say k like g and t like d

Literally spurdo speak

>frenchmen were rude and pretentious
have holidayed in france many times and can confirm this is true

they also cannot grasp the concept of queuing

interesting, interesting...it is in fact very windy here but also rainy. you can hear the distinct sound of drops outside

t->d i understand but give an example of k->g

>we need a woman president to help women of America

Don't get this. Are we saying male presidents can't do anything for women? And if that's the logic, are we saying it's OK to forget males if we have a woman president

you must get parisian
i swear i read the exact same post one week ago from an icelandic flag
it's a bit stupid to think that french who go to iceland are representative of the whole

pretty sure only the worst kind of vegan hipster love iceland enough to travel there for vacations

i mean, i'd love to go if i had money but it wouldn't be my first choice
you don't get the working class in your country

having a banana lads

there was a time when bananas were a novel and exotic thing for white people, and accordingly were quite expensive

i don't like bananas much, i'm only having one because there's fuck all else to eat in my house

>frenchmen were rude and pretentious
so the meme is true

I know but I'm talking about real French not our obviously superior corrupted version

Idk they've always been nice to me. Funny as shit when you get them to say hamburger tho

bananas are berries
it still applies
25% of french doesnt come from english does it now?

*walks off and talks to someone else*

yes
i'd say it's more "aloof" than actually disrespectful though.
french = elves
english = orcs

Isn't Iceland super leftist lol

Darker outside right now than it was just yesterday. The clocks haven't gone back have they?

wotter

>it's a bit stupid to think that french who go to iceland are representative of the whole

who honestly represents your country?
it's always the "other guys"
there is a reason why people dislike french people, there is a reason why they are considered rude, and it isn't because the "good ones" are all locked away somewhere in Perfectland

i'm honestly starting to think it might be but that i'm so accustomed to it that it has become normal and in some perverse way my whole life IS rudeness in its purest essence
i am rude like a bird flies and people being rude to me is water to a fish
there is no rude that can be construed as rude when everything is rude and for rude to be rude

well they're not full of immigrants so i'd assume not

you dont pronounce the r at all since english accents are mostly non rhotic

You literally sound Irish
Where are you from

if you honestly think there is an entire first world country of assholes out there, you're being pretty irrational

>Perfectland
MENTIONED

Personally, I think that my constant self-imposed subjugation to pro-polyamory media like this very website combined with a higher libido and the societal driven idea that you are supposed to be with many women in your twenties has driven me to really care too much about where i stand in line of relationships. I constantly think about maybe I could do better even though I constantly depend on her to make me feel more confident. However, of recent, the love is fading fast for me and I am beginning to see her more as a friend (esepcially when we cannot have sex). She is currently located about an hour away, for school, and although we can meet, I feel as though when I get a job I will have less time to commute for a relationship, and it will be not worth it as much. I am almost banking on using 'I need to work in another city' as an excuse to now exit this relationship and have a reason other then that really, I want to sleep around and feel young again. I think, lads, im going to break up with my gf

only the sheltered ones
anyone who has ever known hard work is usually "red pilled"

didn't read a single word of this

French people are just really insecure I think. Even when I'd meet them at hostels the second I'd meet a girl they were with they'd get really standoffish. Don't really get it, I'm not handsome

i know all the immigrants make you seem like a third world country but don't sell yourself short pierre
you're technically first world

anchorage

>"red pilled"
lol this needs to die, its teens deciding who is in the club.

of course not, id never go this far
but i can safely assume that most people in Somalia are black

>be girl
>sees man from other country
>whore sense tingle
>bf gets between my moist vagina and moist burger

frenchie here
met this yank at the hostel, seemed sound for about 5 minutes, then I introduced him to my bird and he started acting like a fucking letch

Gimmick idea: Speak English without any Romance language originated words starting from now

i think you'd love me
i'll get a plane ticket as soon as i get a job, a driver licence, a life, happiness, a sense of wonder, and purpose

i'm metrosexual btw

>you're technically first world

ah yes, "first world"

i have a mutilated cock though

Chilly up there

traditional*

ha, suck shit

Pronouncing either and against as ee-thur and uh-genst instead of aye-thur and uh-gainst are dead giveaways for Yanks/Ontarians around these parts.

Red pilled against communism and mass immigration maybe but not necessarily other liberal policies

I work as a roughneck (vid related) which is extremely dangerous and dirty and incredibly physically demanding and I sure as shit don't want the fruits of my labour going towards some "artist" or barista or low level bureaucrat do-nothings

m.youtube.com/watch?v=aqLALzUft8Y

youtube.com/watch?v=l6I-rskooss
yo
*sticks up w*
uh
*shuffles*

>language
>originate
good job

>tfw born in hawaii
>tfw locals hate me
>get called haole in every argument
>love how beautiful it is here but hate the fucking people

Im not even considered american by most americans

i don't really like most people, but most people seem to like me

god knows why

i was born in hawaii (to australian parents) and don't consider myself even remotely yank

me too, had a defective dick since i should have been -let's be honest- aborted to death and was circumsized at like 6 maybe

i remember my w i l l y wrapped in bloody (the adjective not the swearword ) bandages and hurting while i peed horrified

proper man's job that

[incoherent rambling in the background]

Is that a yank I hear?

vocaroo.com/i/s0xdZDxYdvCP
its eedur and agenst

ontario here, I say both ways

i say ee-thur and uh-gainst tbqh

For sure

Pay is excellent too

I make more than most of my mates from high school who have master's degrees let alone just a bachelor's

seems like a good job to get maimed in various ways

Hahahaha you're a fucking yank mate. you live in a state that was important enough to get usa involved in WWII.

fucking yank twat

>working

haha
what a loser

>live in
i'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you meant "born in"

and furthermore, hawaii is rightful australian clay, yanks stole it from us

the munchies lads

Had a football match with the kids today. Scored two goals

its rightful russian clay

fuck off murderer

grim doesn't even come close to describe it

what in the fuck is that, can't even imagine how much of a runt you are.

It requires an extremely high degree of concentration and situational awareness

pregnant woman?

just got the new game in the post

>But only somewhat affluent people use French phrases and words

You mean the aspirational lower middle classes

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/U_and_non-U_English

just really hungry

is this really british food?

Haemmoraging cash since i got a gf lads

we split the bill at meals/bars but its still costly af

>this is considered food in Britain
wow

fingerless glove meter is getting a bit high lad

that's the vibe i'm getting
blink too slowly you lose an appendage

Husheth thine gab ye pillock

>He's never gone to the club at 5am and left mid afternoon

wew laddos

was pretty good

>he fell for the female meme

that's the kind of shit the fwb eats when she's depressed

will ya hold yer whist now johnny before ya get us all in trouble

yes, can confirm after being there for a month this summer. It's like if you gave 5 year old free reign in writing in a cookbook. Pretty embarrassing to be honest with you.

He's probably a Northerner

lel, you utter pleb.

yum.

frankfurters, tomato, crisps and mayonaise? my mum used to cook this all the time. prawn cocktail goes best imo.

>not preferring prime age pussy dissecting your ripped 10/10 remains over an old, used phd slag

>cook this

you should bin your mum and then yourself

fucking state of the people that post here...

Tooth ache Nigel?

we used to play outside when we were young

youtube.com/watch?v=C9ObikPwV70

Who Iron MAYden here?

new

used to play with my willy when i was young

What's most important though is teamwork

Every man has to know his role and essentially be able to perform it in his sleep

>I sure as shit don't want the fruits of my labour going towards some "artist" or barista or low level bureaucrat do-nothings
well, youre in luck, cause it's going to some preppy, executive cunt whose name you dont even know

Blimey

I saw a video of a Nepalese beheading that sits with me because of the noise one of the victims made while trying to breathe

mostly it's the uncontrollable laughter of my friend who was watching it with me that I can't get out of my head

also 1 guy 1 screwdriver was pretty hard to watch

>Norman clans

>World War Z
Great book, shit movie

What's wrong with Scotland?

Not disagreeing with you, just wondering

>gulf stream changes course due to anthropogenic climate change
>everyone in that comic is fucked by latitude-appropriate weather

kek

uhh what?

You don't "have" to do anything

>such abuse of both English and French
That's... that's not ok

For all bananas are they're probably not worth all the hell we put Central America through to get them

>entire first-world country of assholes
You mean my country?

just kidding, some of you guys are alright

Obama is from Hawaii, somehow whether he is American is still up for debate

It wasn't even a state at the time of Pearl Harbor

Hawaii is rightful Polynesian territory

Food equivalent of cancer right there

It's like it was invented by a preteen

Is it remotely possible to have a gf and not significantly increase spending?

good on you lad, fwb is the way to go

where the fuck's nz on that map huh?