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homosexual
I read all about it when I first heard of it, but stopped short of actually watching it
Good decision in retrospect
the other one is too sad
here's another mountain
For you
WE'RE ALL IN HERE
...
it's going to get removed anyway
it's not that graphic but it's one of the few bits of snuff that have sat with me. seen all sort of mexican ultraviolence that I can basically laugh off, but that one's twisted la.
oh, and I got showed this by my cousin who was like 14 or something at the time. I grew up with porn in 56k. next generation are going to be fucked.
are you referring to the video that was posted earlier?
Charlotte happening is pretty shit honestly. Why can't the BLM nigs be more like Ulstermen throwing rocks and petrol bombs at the coppers?
the woman who's fetus was removed?
3 guys 1 screwdriver or whatever it's called
the gf
it's a hammer bro
*crunch*
*laughs and pokes your eye*
wew
horrible way to go
nah
shit pets
exceptional thread
Cherry or vanilla coke?
aussies are weird
haha hey can I fuck (have sex with) your girlfriend if you what i mean
That is the worst thing I've seen
After I saw that I stopped being an edgy teen and actively avoided gore videos
getting my daily dose of thuleanperspective lads
>the mexican besmirching the good name of the Australians
This just got personnel
i had one when i was a kid
i named him Sir Poopsalot because he pooped a lot
vanilla obviously. cherry coke is for niggers
defending cuckstamps, so cute
Fuck off you spaniard
Black Cherry cream
ohh no, another mexican is here
mm
...
dire
Gross
ayy lmao
might just get myself one of these, lads
well the FBI just dropped more evidence against hillary and even obama is involved now
the media will use charlotte to try and cover it up
>After I saw that I stopped being an edgy teen and actively avoided gore videos
same
apart from I was an adult when I saw it :3
be sure to get yourself one of these to go with it
YANKS OUT
>no nz
classic
what is the logic behind this
back from the club lads
managed to touch lots of bums but didn't even get a goodbye kiss
none whatsoever
FOY
BASED ANTI YANK.
Yank is a Dutch term applied to New Netherlanders t b h and then latter to the entire NorthEast
t. rasheed
What a shit thread
YANKS
OUT
4x4 is pretty nifty here in Iceland
i have to go off-road just to go to the store
>me father ted stories are stuck endlessly buffering again
What even sort of post is this? hmmmm
yeah that's true. over here it's a chav lunatics car. I quite like the forester as it's more understated.
it aged horribly
>tfw 5'4 and built like an Icelandic cod wars general
not really if you go to rural parts of Ireland, feels like its still the 90s
Think on
heh
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>be american
>get shot
>groping girls in the club
this is paki behaviour 101, and was a meme before memes existed
How would you know?
why does everybody in bongland have tribal tattoos? @bongs
I'm an Irish citizen
cheeky fiver on the perp being black or "asian"
I can't explain the behaviour of the lower classes
Fuck off Paddy
>Francis said police were actively searching for the shooter, who was described as a "Hispanic male wearing gray"
nevermind. guess i should read about it before placing bets heh
>you will never be a veteran of the cod wars
Why live
father has a tiny japanese letter tattooed on his shoulder
when i asked him why he didn't have any other tattoos, he responded "he just simply didn't have the time sit still"
Pooing a poo
What's this meme called? How come the one wIf da pussy gets posted even tho this a blue bard?
that poster was black
90s rave culture, tribalism was a big thing for several years.
Not sure how America can control the blacks rioting and lynching random white people every day over the slightest casus belli
I'm suggesting some kind of marshall law at this point
The humour aged horribly.
Hope you glassed your dad for being a total weaboo
>marshall
Lad, its martial. Marshall Law is a comic from the 90s.
I still get a laugh out of it, maybe because I'm not really Irish
don't think there are many men who could glass my dad
but it's always like this. the media is focusing on it right now to distract everyone from the email investigation
Oh yeah bollocks
I'm just tired desu
no it didnt you absolute spastic
you just know all the jokes now
daily reminder that if game of thrones is american, father ted is english
np
the difference is no one watches gay of boners so no one cares
theyre both irish though
Ireland is bloody rubbish
...
Ireland is a very nice place
england > wales > ireland > scotland
irish who larp as IRA terrorists are funny
this one goes out to all of you this saturday morning.. big up yourselves each and every time xxx
gonna break up with the gf of 3 years bruvs
Cannot agree with you more
Ireland > England > Wales > Scotland
why? 3 years is a long investment lad, her ovaries are going to shrivel and die
>England is second place
Why don't you fuck off?
cuckold
what girl would want a leaf
lol
i could have you killed
I dont think shes my soulm8, m8
in World War Z they use Iceland as the last refuge of safety against the zombie hordes
how does Icelad feel about this?
Business idea: anyone who wants to talk about Ireland fucks off to /eire/
England has its shit bits
So does Ireland, all of it.
ireland is substantially better than the uk
glad we abandoned that sinking ship
iceland is a total zombie filled wasteland in world war z
in this comic Iceland also survived
can't get over how bad grime is lads
refugees not welcome
terrible taste
gay
what if i wanted to be a british refugee in iceland :(
Yea that's complete shit mate LMAO
"Our strategy is that through the effective use of guerrilla warfare and through maintaining an effective fighting force we will eventually sap the political will of the British government to remain in Ireland" - Richie Kavanagh
Not sure why i've woken up this early tbqhwyl
this is awful
feminists are always bitching about patriachy and rapes, but they want those aged men to their countries WTF
Whats the name of this comic again?
Looks like his plan was to starve the Brits out. (cause hes fat lol)
*into
It's called "do one you swedish bastard"
shutter up you misogynistic wanker
probably a fat butterball who can't get a gf
if you haven't already gotten an Icelandic citisenship, then it's too late
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me with the open shirt
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I liked it, the art is good and the world is interesting.
That's even worse. We should ban the UK from attempting to rap you guys are awful at it (England especially)
>reverse image search
>causes of world war 1
not true, i can emigrate as a member of the eu as you are an eea
and even after brexit it's likely that we'll also be an eea an therefore still able to emigrate
i wouldn't be able to claim citizenship until at least 7 years though
*enters your thread*
*sits on your post*
*puts my feet up on your picture*
*lights up your cigar hanging from my mouth*
aah feels good to be home
objectively you have no business posting in brit if those riddims don't straight crease u up rudeboi.
it's time for you to go back
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shut yer mouth
>niggers
>British
not when the pandemic strikes you wont
thai chicANO is now in /lat/
My sister only started medicine 2-3 weeks ago and they're already dissecting actual human cadavers
Just me or does that seem a bit quick?
I'd be a bit peeved if I left my body to science and it just went to rookies who have no idea what they're doing
uuh excuse you the first inhabitants of the british isles were black???
oh you were talking about the zombie thing
thought you were saying fuck off you're full haha :( x
it's literally the culling of the weak
so those who can't stomach it know it early and drop out without wasting more of their time
we had a mishmash of human body parts to cut up and I wasn't even in Bio, just a mandatory science credit I took anatomy for.
REMEMBER THE ALAMO!!!
most scientific cadavers are used for ow level students...PhDs don't need that stuff for the most part.
EMBARRASSED for you lads wow don't here something that bad every day now do yuh
kill yourself fucking scumbag
This desuIts to force out all those who cant stand blood or needles or make them adapt
considering buuilding an anime reaction image folder despite not even watching anime
their smug faces and out of context cuteness just piss me off so much
hopefully this explains a little better why i find it so inspiring
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educated people welcome
ours keep leaving (bloody traitors)
REMEMBER THE ALAMO
AHHAHA GET FUCKED
...
Is it okay if we establish a British colony and secede from Iceland
OH I WISH I WAS IN THE LAND OF COTTON
Dehors avec cette obscenite
i like the idea of moving to iceland but I have no marketable skills beyond a bit of hospitality shit and I fear your women are the sort to see everything with rose tinted glasses and i'm pessimistic and bitter and need those qualities in those around me to survive and thrive
GOOD TIMES THERE ARE NOT FORGOTTEN
Egypt?
I studied medicine for 3 years (dropped out and into computer science) and it was always like that, throw you right into the subject, get the practical work done, then lots of theory afterwards, it was exhausting. They don't even start you on "healthy" bodies, it's just lots of fat old fuckers
non-honhon
hmmm......hmmmmm... no?
Icelandic women don't like frenchmen
they really spin me out
i see people posting cute anime girls and immediately half picture a cute anime girl making the post.. then reality kicks in and i realise it's actually some fat, autist neet
LOOK AWAY
LOOK AWAY
LOOK AWAY
DIXIE LAND
blacks ruled egypt and build da pyramidz
do they like british men
that's some Toto sounding ass shit mate
Should I open another beer? have to start drinking at 9 am for this tomorrow and dont feel like being hungover
...
women like anything exotic even if they tell you the contrary
lucky for you i don't like most women
still heterosexual though
no, that looks like a shite party too lel
don't care about black people
not really
but they like them more than the frogs
OH MAIRZY DOATS AND DOZY DOATS AND LIDDLE LAMBSY DIVEY
A KIDDLEY DIVEY TOO
WOODEN SHOE
Do you French people ever use English words in everyday conversation
kek
i saw this picture and immediately imagined myself as a school shooter
Icelandic women consider frenchmen to be feminine, weak and smelly, not "exotic"
well, yeah
weekend, email, things related to technology in general
but there's always an effort of francisation that comes later
i have so little human contact i've been thinking half in english for a while now
its awful. but if youre a handsome normie its paradise desu. had a bunch of brits that lived in my dorm building last year and joined a frat and couldnt stop going on about it
he is still shitposting
joseph, but im not your average joe, no
i will murk your whole team on the solo
cos i'm massive in the game, you're a midget in the game
i'm like pizza hut and you're like pizza gogo
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hmmm
why do i sense this might be your prejudice and no representative of your people at large
i wonder
pay me a play ticket and watch this smelly frog drown into prime icy cumbums
>there are people on /brit/ right now who drop their t's in words like "water"
Utter leveretacious ruminants
IF THE WORDS SOUND QUEER AND FUNNY TO YOUR EAR
A LITTLE JUMBLED JIVEY
SING
MARES EAT OATS AND DOES EAT OATS
AND LITTLE LAMBS EAT IVY
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not me btw
>sausagefest
ahh yes
NEED a drink of WA-EER
don't overestimate yourself
Icelanders have generally disliked frenchmen for a long time
A KID WILL EAT IVY TOO
WOULDN'T YOU?
literally me
sagre bleu :-DDDDD
You should hear them in New Brunswick.
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My old flatmate talked like that and it drove me up the wall.
war'ur?
still sounds better than """wadder"" imo, cos there's """people""" itt that speak like that.
iceland hates france because he does not post toot
good point. at least at your house its just you, your dad, and your mum.
nice little 2:1 ratio
there are people itt RIGHT NOW who pronounce water "wadur" or even worse, "wodah" instead of "watur"
I do it for free
yeah, yanks
ANGLED
>watur
it's war ter
>l'académie de butthurt
interesting
where do this steems from?
sister went in iceland and people were nice
she's really blond and her hairs when she came back were white so she pretty much looked local since she already looks nordic in the face
yeah quebecois give me cancer
the gf
I guess we have stuff here like au contraire, a la, c'est la vie, vis-Ã -vis
But only somewhat affluent people use French phrases and words
icelander here, shagged some disgusting french bird in wreckyavic, her minge smelt like crabsticks lmao
had sex in drag with a man who hated dentists whilst in iceland
the gf
Icelanders aren't rude to anyone, really
but icelanders consider the men to be metrosexual and weak, and french tourists are CONSTANTLY being awful in traffic and getting lost and in need of rescue on their "adventures"
people i know who have worked with or encountered them abroad, noted that frenchmen were rude and pretentious
how does that even happen
25% of english vocabulary is french in origin
examples: affluent, vocabulary, example
VERY impressed with iceland desu
icelad is a quality poster
they are welcoming to brits
AND they hate the french
couldn't ask for a better cunt x
sounds like it's raining outside but it's just wind
>yanks say k like g and t like d
Literally spurdo speak
>frenchmen were rude and pretentious
have holidayed in france many times and can confirm this is true
they also cannot grasp the concept of queuing
interesting, interesting...it is in fact very windy here but also rainy. you can hear the distinct sound of drops outside
t->d i understand but give an example of k->g
>we need a woman president to help women of America
Don't get this. Are we saying male presidents can't do anything for women? And if that's the logic, are we saying it's OK to forget males if we have a woman president
you must get parisian
i swear i read the exact same post one week ago from an icelandic flag
it's a bit stupid to think that french who go to iceland are representative of the whole
pretty sure only the worst kind of vegan hipster love iceland enough to travel there for vacations
i mean, i'd love to go if i had money but it wouldn't be my first choice
you don't get the working class in your country
having a banana lads
there was a time when bananas were a novel and exotic thing for white people, and accordingly were quite expensive
i don't like bananas much, i'm only having one because there's fuck all else to eat in my house
>frenchmen were rude and pretentious
so the meme is true
I know but I'm talking about real French not our obviously superior corrupted version
Idk they've always been nice to me. Funny as shit when you get them to say hamburger tho
bananas are berries
it still applies
25% of french doesnt come from english does it now?
*walks off and talks to someone else*
yes
i'd say it's more "aloof" than actually disrespectful though.
french = elves
english = orcs
Isn't Iceland super leftist lol
Darker outside right now than it was just yesterday. The clocks haven't gone back have they?
wotter
>it's a bit stupid to think that french who go to iceland are representative of the whole
who honestly represents your country?
it's always the "other guys"
there is a reason why people dislike french people, there is a reason why they are considered rude, and it isn't because the "good ones" are all locked away somewhere in Perfectland
i'm honestly starting to think it might be but that i'm so accustomed to it that it has become normal and in some perverse way my whole life IS rudeness in its purest essence
i am rude like a bird flies and people being rude to me is water to a fish
there is no rude that can be construed as rude when everything is rude and for rude to be rude
well they're not full of immigrants so i'd assume not
you dont pronounce the r at all since english accents are mostly non rhotic
You literally sound Irish
Where are you from
if you honestly think there is an entire first world country of assholes out there, you're being pretty irrational
>Perfectland
MENTIONED
Personally, I think that my constant self-imposed subjugation to pro-polyamory media like this very website combined with a higher libido and the societal driven idea that you are supposed to be with many women in your twenties has driven me to really care too much about where i stand in line of relationships. I constantly think about maybe I could do better even though I constantly depend on her to make me feel more confident. However, of recent, the love is fading fast for me and I am beginning to see her more as a friend (esepcially when we cannot have sex). She is currently located about an hour away, for school, and although we can meet, I feel as though when I get a job I will have less time to commute for a relationship, and it will be not worth it as much. I am almost banking on using 'I need to work in another city' as an excuse to now exit this relationship and have a reason other then that really, I want to sleep around and feel young again. I think, lads, im going to break up with my gf
only the sheltered ones
anyone who has ever known hard work is usually "red pilled"
didn't read a single word of this
French people are just really insecure I think. Even when I'd meet them at hostels the second I'd meet a girl they were with they'd get really standoffish. Don't really get it, I'm not handsome
i know all the immigrants make you seem like a third world country but don't sell yourself short pierre
you're technically first world
anchorage
>"red pilled"
lol this needs to die, its teens deciding who is in the club.
of course not, id never go this far
but i can safely assume that most people in Somalia are black
>be girl
>sees man from other country
>whore sense tingle
>bf gets between my moist vagina and moist burger
frenchie here
met this yank at the hostel, seemed sound for about 5 minutes, then I introduced him to my bird and he started acting like a fucking letch
Gimmick idea: Speak English without any Romance language originated words starting from now
i think you'd love me
i'll get a plane ticket as soon as i get a job, a driver licence, a life, happiness, a sense of wonder, and purpose
i'm metrosexual btw
>you're technically first world
ah yes, "first world"
i have a mutilated cock though
Chilly up there
traditional*
ha, suck shit
Pronouncing either and against as ee-thur and uh-genst instead of aye-thur and uh-gainst are dead giveaways for Yanks/Ontarians around these parts.
Red pilled against communism and mass immigration maybe but not necessarily other liberal policies
I work as a roughneck (vid related) which is extremely dangerous and dirty and incredibly physically demanding and I sure as shit don't want the fruits of my labour going towards some "artist" or barista or low level bureaucrat do-nothings
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yo
*sticks up w*
uh
*shuffles*
>language
>originate
good job
>tfw born in hawaii
>tfw locals hate me
>get called haole in every argument
>love how beautiful it is here but hate the fucking people
Im not even considered american by most americans
i don't really like most people, but most people seem to like me
god knows why
i was born in hawaii (to australian parents) and don't consider myself even remotely yank
me too, had a defective dick since i should have been -let's be honest- aborted to death and was circumsized at like 6 maybe
i remember my w i l l y wrapped in bloody (the adjective not the swearword ) bandages and hurting while i peed horrified
proper man's job that
[incoherent rambling in the background]
Is that a yank I hear?
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its eedur and agenst
ontario here, I say both ways
i say ee-thur and uh-gainst tbqh
For sure
Pay is excellent too
I make more than most of my mates from high school who have master's degrees let alone just a bachelor's
seems like a good job to get maimed in various ways
Hahahaha you're a fucking yank mate. you live in a state that was important enough to get usa involved in WWII.
fucking yank twat
>working
haha
what a loser
>live in
i'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you meant "born in"
and furthermore, hawaii is rightful australian clay, yanks stole it from us
the munchies lads
Had a football match with the kids today. Scored two goals
its rightful russian clay
fuck off murderer
grim doesn't even come close to describe it
what in the fuck is that, can't even imagine how much of a runt you are.
It requires an extremely high degree of concentration and situational awareness
pregnant woman?
just got the new game in the post
>But only somewhat affluent people use French phrases and words
You mean the aspirational lower middle classes
just really hungry
is this really british food?
Haemmoraging cash since i got a gf lads
we split the bill at meals/bars but its still costly af
>this is considered food in Britain
wow
fingerless glove meter is getting a bit high lad
that's the vibe i'm getting
blink too slowly you lose an appendage
Husheth thine gab ye pillock
>He's never gone to the club at 5am and left mid afternoon
wew laddos
was pretty good
>he fell for the female meme
that's the kind of shit the fwb eats when she's depressed
will ya hold yer whist now johnny before ya get us all in trouble
yes, can confirm after being there for a month this summer. It's like if you gave 5 year old free reign in writing in a cookbook. Pretty embarrassing to be honest with you.
He's probably a Northerner
lel, you utter pleb.
yum.
frankfurters, tomato, crisps and mayonaise? my mum used to cook this all the time. prawn cocktail goes best imo.
>not preferring prime age pussy dissecting your ripped 10/10 remains over an old, used phd slag
>cook this
you should bin your mum and then yourself
fucking state of the people that post here...
Tooth ache Nigel?
we used to play outside when we were young
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Who Iron MAYden here?
new
used to play with my willy when i was young
What's most important though is teamwork
Every man has to know his role and essentially be able to perform it in his sleep
>I sure as shit don't want the fruits of my labour going towards some "artist" or barista or low level bureaucrat do-nothings
well, youre in luck, cause it's going to some preppy, executive cunt whose name you dont even know
Blimey
I saw a video of a Nepalese beheading that sits with me because of the noise one of the victims made while trying to breathe
mostly it's the uncontrollable laughter of my friend who was watching it with me that I can't get out of my head
also 1 guy 1 screwdriver was pretty hard to watch
>Norman clans
>World War Z
Great book, shit movie
What's wrong with Scotland?
Not disagreeing with you, just wondering
>gulf stream changes course due to anthropogenic climate change
>everyone in that comic is fucked by latitude-appropriate weather
kek
uhh what?
You don't "have" to do anything
>such abuse of both English and French
That's... that's not ok
For all bananas are they're probably not worth all the hell we put Central America through to get them
>entire first-world country of assholes
You mean my country?
just kidding, some of you guys are alright
Obama is from Hawaii, somehow whether he is American is still up for debate
It wasn't even a state at the time of Pearl Harbor
Hawaii is rightful Polynesian territory
Food equivalent of cancer right there
It's like it was invented by a preteen
Is it remotely possible to have a gf and not significantly increase spending?
good on you lad, fwb is the way to go
where the fuck's nz on that map huh?