Bonjoow

>bonjoow
>pawlay voo fwansay

>anglos

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Ah-low. Zese sings ober hear, ow mush are dey?

Surprised that French is still in use over there

Yeah because a French trying to speak English isn't hilarious too?

ferme la

eh mes amis sont des baguettes hon eh je sais mon baguettes hon hon oui oui hon hon

R A R E
A
R
E

Mais c'est vrai éspece de gros makoumè, quand la majorité des Français essaye de parler Anglais c'est ultra moche.

TAIS-TOI

reminder that french gives inanimate objects genders

IL SUFFIT

>Implying you wouldn't want to fuck the moon if you could

La prononciation anglo-saxonne est moche de base imo. Perso quand je parle anglais j'essaie de faire un minimum d'effort, mais punaise leur prononciation est affreuse.
Many languages do, and there's nothing wrong with that, satan.

>xir hasnt chosen her gender yet
>anglos

jokes aside im trying to learn french saying r isnt hard, but saying something like etrangere is fucking hard

So are you on vacation?

No, I live there.

vous avez de la place pour un blanc

Seems really crowded.

With a half a million people crammed into a few islands

>mfw half of a French word is unpronounced
>literally half the writing efficiency as English
>Marseilles is pronounced "Marsay"

Oh wow is it.

There's a town by me called Marseilles and no one pronounces it like that

Toujours.

The main island on itself is pretty big (1,628 km2) so it's not that crowded and there's a lot of unpopulated areas.

Though one annoying thing is that over the past 20 or 15 years a fuck ton of people got cars so we get a lot of traffic jam (though not as bad as Martinique which is just nightmare-tier).

FROGS BTFO

>There's a town by me called Marseilles and no one pronounces it like that
...how do they pronounce it?

marsails?

Guadeloupe is French.
Mars-ay, the s is mute.

>the only people who can speak french are muslim or black

really made me think

>watching the all blacks vs france
>"and now it's time for god defend new zealand and the marsellay"
>mfw

>getting rekt THIS HARD by your own colony

see

youtube.com/watch?v=XRZ-jLOrFfk

kek, noice

That's how you're supposed to pronounce marseilles, but this is american marseilles.

>mfw anglos can't pronounce Laon

>mfw frogs can't pronounce "no m8, you don't need to add more garlic to that meal, it has enough already"

interesting. How come you guys aren't on the north american phone number plan

Oh really? Try to say properly «refrigerateur» or «vraisemblablement» than.

le le le le honhon i surrender le omelette du fromage honhonhon sacreblue! :DDD

excellent post

I thought it was

SUPRIM

Estonia at its finest. You compete with Aussies as the best shit-poster.

...

You're lucky the leaf is sleeping. Don't wake it up.

Don't summon it you fool

I just leave it here...

a canadian doorbell rings
>ding dong
a canadian answers
>yes this is him

can fr*nce ever recover?

fuckin hell :DDD

I don't know exactly so take what I say with a grain of salt but IMO it's because we are a part of France, so we are literally stuck with them.
And the horrible about the island is that we get crazy fucking prices for phone and internet bills and shit because of that.

There had some plans to make the price the same as the one in France but the fuckers take it as slow as possible to drain as much money as they can.

For example, I pay 40€ for 6mb/s download and 90kb/s upload.
In France for 20€ they got 100mb/s with phone + TV.

Yeah the infrastructures aren't the same, but I feel like we get violently fucked in the ass.

Ouch that must really hurt the wallet

I don't think so. Recovery point is already passed. Too much Maghreb and Africa have set their roots up in France. The French is cuck'd toujours.

>anglo
>taste
lol

>frogs
>people
lol

Chill Hanz, and let me correct you.
In Paris most plans will include TV + land line + Internet but they start from 40€ per month (Orange, SFR, Free, and so on). And optic fiber connection isn't available everywhere across the country so many ppl still use ADSL with shitty DL speed.

France, are not the most appropriate to criticize

>Holaaaa! Ute haba espagnol?
>Jelou yo espeak englic?
>Jalo, esperejen sie deutsc?
>Frenchs trying speak spanish.

JUST

I stand corrected, thanks.

Is speaking English common there?

Not at all, it's a French/Creole island.

I ask because know a lot of those craibbean islands speak english and use american money even though they are owned by other countries than England

half the caribbean used to be part of the british empire m8, that's how come they all play cricket

I was referring to places owned by the netherlands for example where they use the u.s dollar

probably because their own """"currencies"""" collapsed, same reason half the pacific uses the nz dollar

Guadeloupe and Martinique are actually both DOM (Departement d'Outre-Mer aka Overseas region) so, technically on aper we are a part of France and considered French people.

Germans are much funnier trying to speak English than the French.

>For example, I pay 40€ for 6mb/s download and 90kb/s upload.
>In France for 20€ they got 100mb/s with phone + TV.

Complete bullshit, I live in Lyon and I pay for 35€ for 95mb/s and tv, no phone.
Stop blaming la Métropole for a moment and remind yourself that half of your nigger island survives thanks to welfare.

sham-pag-knee

Holy fuck guys just shush, we don't want that leaf here

canada pls post ITT

RSA RMI SONT MES PIRES ENNEMIS

YOU FUCKING FUSH END CHUPS SHIT FUCK OFF WITH YOUR TRAITROUS SHIT FAGGOT CUNT

>be australian
>mangle your vowels
can't make this shit up

I'll be honest with you Aussies, your English is actually my favorite.
I fucking love your accent mates.

delet this

"We can't understand a word you're saying!"

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Cheers mate, I guess we don't sound annoying or pretentious or even unintelligible.

dilit this

>wanting p*ms to understand you
what are you, a fag?

thus*