Singapore thread: National University of Singapore Edition

Singapore thread: National University of Singapore Edition

Feel free to ask questions regarding employment, education or housing.

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Fuck outta here nigga

That's pic is actually quite accurate of our current condition

How much of Singapore speaks English?

Is there much (other) evidence of British colonialism and British culture in Singapore?

How well does Singapore get along with other southeast asian countries (Indonesia, Malaysia, Thailand etc) and east asia (China, Japan, Korea)?

Thanks, sorry for lots of questions.

Is Singapore democratic?

>How much of Singapore speaks English?
Almost everyone under the age of 30 are able to speak English to varying degrees of fluency thanks to compulsory education.

>Is there much (other) evidence of British colonialism and British culture in Singapore?
British common law, some archaic British colonial laws such as NO SODOMY, English signs on everything, our love of commerce and business. Architecture in pic related.

>How well does Singapore get along with other southeast asian countries (Indonesia, Malaysia, Thailand etc) and east asia (China, Japan, Korea)?
>SEA
We rely on them for cheap goods and most of them are our closest trading partners like Indonesia and Malaysia. Thank you Thailand for your rice.

>East Asia
No.

Yes and no

Can Lee's catch you guys for saying shit here?

Say where is that cute singapore femanon?

I am not a sexpat

He is watching.

Ang Moh dick long long skin white white and money many many

I am chinese

But that is ok because Malaysian Chinese penis is way bigger than Singaporean chinese one

how do they mow the lawn on the slanted bits?

If both my parents were Malaysian Chinese but I am born in Singapore, is my penis Malaysian Chinese size or Singaporean Chinese size?

[spoiler]2 of my ex-gf said my dick was big ;_;[/spoiler]

With cheap Bangla workers to mow it for $500 a month

Can't tell what HK's saying or what happened to TW.

Shit....the cute user was in fact you.

I-I'm not gay o////o

You are Malaysian Chinese this is why your ex said your penis is big

>TFW no cute Singaporean chinese gf

lol u gay nigga

AH LIAN FOR LIFE

Seriously though, if one born in SG by both PR parent, can he be a proper resident?

I am not

Stop making fun of me. I only want a cutie to love

What about Nanjang? I've seen interesting intl relations programme there...

Really makes you think. Your parents need to have PR status for 2 years before you were born for you to be a Singaporean Citizen. That's why my sister was born as a Malaysian, while I'm a Singaporean.

Nanyang? It's considered the second university in Singapore, still one of the best in Asia. It's full name is Nanyang Technological University so that kind of give you a hint of what it specialises in...

Any Singachink cutie into yaoi?

Many SG into Cred Forums?

No, all SG posters here are redditors in denial

I still don't even know how to use reddit m8. Not that I care.

Welp lads it's here

Damn, me still PES D no man's land

No that's gay

Are you a girl?

There are no girls here, fuck off!!!

Liar!

You are just jelly of superior Malaysian Chinese

what social website can I meet the most SG ?

...

Am I going to jail for this?

LONDON
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Kek, so what do you do at playgrounds?
Also out of curiosity what kind of games does SG anons play in their childhood?
Gasing, kites, slingshot, wooden rifles or something?

I am literally in LONDON now

>everyone is asleep now
Whyyyy

Watching football lah

Maybe the Singaporean penis is too weak to go all night

Unlike Malaysian penis.

Malaysian Chinese represent!

Don't mind the flag ;_;

Everything's fucked

Send aid

Hello.

'no'

Do not worry. Let us enrich singapore with more Malaysian Chinese.

So that they can increase cock size and have more stamina

k

Yes otherwise it will be an island of inbreds :3 won't want that

Agreed :3

Let's make Singapore Malaysia together

Cumming inside a qt sg chinese girl~~~

Me too one day ;-;

Hot. Careful son, wouldn't want to get her pregnant, or else you really be fucked, literally Singapore's the worst place for this to happen.

[spoiler]With a condom on ;_;[/spoiler]
>tfw never experienced it raw
life is suffering

What? Don't you want more babies?

Take it off for the next girl you fug

Enrich the Singaporean Chinese genepool

Not in Singapore lad. Also I'm too young for that ;_;

How are we gonna enrich the Singapore genepool like that?

Soon when I'm older I will have 2 or 3 cute half Malaysian-Singapore chinky babies running around my 5 room HDB flat ;_;

Aren't they phasing out 5 rooms?

Excellent my brother.

I'll do my duty and enrich a Singaporean qt and show her the might and stamina of superior Malaysian Chinese cock

Hand me downs from my family :3

Soon there will be mixed SGMY chinkies soon :3
And if not for the genepool, we have to do it for the enjoyment and sake of Singaporean qts!!!

Any Malay Singapore here?

Tak adalah

*singaporean

Yes that's right.

Calling all Malaysian Chinese to come to Singapore and have Singaporean waifus.

We will make Singapore Malaysia

MSM

Your city isn't diverse enough la

Malay Singapore cock very small

Need enrichment from Malaysian Malay cock

So this is the long term plan... To make hafus everywhere and use as our sleeper agent.
When the time is right, we take over Singapore from the inside. Make Singapore Malaysia again!

the most famous half malaysian chinese of them all...

Exactly my friend. And they can't even do anything about it

Majulah Singapura dengan darah Malaysia

Mix with jew cause it

Disgusting specimen 2bh.

I worked there for 6 months. It was pretty chill

news.asiaone.com/News/Latest News/Singapore/Story/A1Story20120124-323674.html

Come home white man

What about the other Big SEA nations like Vietnam and Philippines?

As a small country we try to get along well with our neighbours. Its for our mutual benefits.

We get to import their cheap goods and labour, while we also export cheap tech for them.

>tfw only singaporean on the board now
lonely 2bh ;_;

How is the software engineering industry over there, thinking of emigrating 2bh.

Whassup Pajeet, we can always do with more engineers, be it in the science field or the tech field. We actually have a shortage of engineers nowadays

Come home Malaysia chinese men

that's nice, Idea of emigrating to Singapore sounds better to me than some wh*te country.

Are you from North India or South India?? Most Indians here are Tamil but there's more and more Punjabis nowadays thanks to growth in the research and tech sector.

Soon lah soon after my business here is done

North

I like to say that Singaporeans wouldn't be racist against you like they would in white countries, but the racism is still prevalent here 2bh. Most older Chinese people will shit talk about Indians in their own language especially if they're smelly or just dark-skinned with Indian features.

Young urns don't really give a fuck though

yes, of course racism is something that exists everywhere.

>software """"""""""""""""""""engineering""""""""""""""""""""
wew

really makes you thunk eh

It started off being bona fide engineering but it's been really watered down over the years.

Anyways I don't think you'll be rejected since we could do with foreign talent in that sector, so why not give it a shot.

yeah, will probably give it a try.

My mom says I look like chindian

And she has a sharp nose wtf

Are you?

Home to singapore I mean

No but my mom loves saying that.