How "close" can two hetero men get in your cuntrix without being labeled a poofter or something?

How "close" can two hetero men get in your cuntrix without being labeled a poofter or something?

Here in aus it is hard to differentiate between gays and straight because straights are so comfortable in their own sexuality that you can eat willy it still be no homo.

Thoughts?

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that's gay lol

What the fuck am I reading? English please.

>eat willy it still be no homo

I would say that's bisexual.

There's nothing homo about sucking a dick to pleasure a friend or vice versa, that only shows we are secure enough about our sexuality to have some platonic fun. We don't like men so it's not gay.

>Here in aus it is hard to differentiate between gays and straight because straights are so
comfortable in their own sexuality that you can eat willy it still be no homo.
Oh lel. No homo tho.

when i was 10 i tried to have anal sex with my friend (boy). sadly i couldn't get erect and i didn't find his asshole anyways

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Pretty gay.

>you can eat willy it still be no homo

Sounds like the British, and the British are pretty gay in general.

>i didn't find his asshole anyways

How is that possible? kek

I would like to hear more of that situation, please elaborate, how did it all come about

we were playing some mario party while laying on same bed half naked and at the same time we touched our penises. then we took our boxers off and continued doing that.
i had a great idea and i jumped on my friends legs and started to insert my small non erect penis in between his butt cheeks. after trying that for around 15 seconds i gave up and continued playing mario party

I'd eat the willy of the bottom one

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Me greeting my best friend at his bd party, homosexuality only exists in your head.

FAGGOTS

s-stop *_*

How do people get so hairless?
Non white admixture?

THREAD FULL OF FAGGOTS

SOURCE

>implying

The bottom one is a porn star cant remember his name here is him you might be able to find his name if you reverse image search. Those pics i think i got off his twitter or insta when i remembered his name

drunk rape
or fake kissing in order to get the 2 girls to kiss each other

drunk rape
or fake kissing in order to get the 2 girls to kiss each other
im not even kidding

ngggghhh...

>How "close" can two hetero men get in your cuntrix without being labeled a poofter or something?

The only physical contact allowed between men is the handshake, everything else is frowned upon. If there's a celebration going on a quick hug is allowed, but only between relatives and extremely close friends.

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In germany you will be thrown off a building if you look at other men.

A close friend of mine once put my dick in his mouth. We're both straight. (I wish he did it again)

lol. I did a dick to dick missionary once. I don't know what the fuck I was thinking. I was mental as a kid.

never told anyone b4

why did he do it?

No idea. I was very drunk. Pulled it out of his mouth and ran away.

He slipped.

Then what happened

>it's the "Aussies being closet homos" -episode again

Bite my pillow :^)

>that chest
>those legs
holy mother of god
what do i have to do to conquer a man like that

When you do sex or kiss
Also erection in sauna = social suicide

>Also erection in sauna = social suicide
Did this happen to u

N-no...

Kek, tell us what happened

He got an erection in the sauna

kids do weird shit

its natural