Are brits retarded from all the inbreeding?

savory scones covered with bechamel with bits of uncured pork sausage flavored with sage

Where are the biscuits? Where is the gravy?

it's gravy with a chicken base instead of beef

its bread, ground beef in a milky broth

dont ever meet an italian american

youtube.com/watch?v=-h6ToaL6Qg8

>how to make real Italian spaghetti gravy
>has never been to Italy

makes ya think

Scones in chicken sauce then.

>biscuits and gravy
>dish does not contain neither biscuits nor gravy

CANNOT BE FABRICATED

We call those small pastries that I'm pretty sure you call scones biscuts and the whitish sauce is a form of gravy

>chicken base
nigga what? its the fat from the sausage

don't listen to this fool, bongs

>beef
>not pork

nigga where the hell are you getting your biscuits and gravy? New York?

Do Yanks call McMuffins biscuits? Is that what DJ Khaled is talking about?

youtube.com/watch?v=1c4AQa7pjaU

This guy sounds like he's gonna pass out just from talking

>ground beef
>not pork sausage
Nigger what the fuck

>poor fucker is literally out of breath after 10 seconds

They aren't actually muffins, no.

If you consider McDonald's to be food, then yeah, McMuffins are biscuits

mcmuffins are "english muffins"

do you even have those? I think they are like weird crumpets

Scones in sausage gravy

mcmuffins arent muffins, they have mc biscuits or whatever too so there's no way to think that

wait, do you have shit like sausage biscuits at mcDs in bongland?

What the fuck do Americans really order 3-6 sausage McMuffins a day?

Shit, no they aren't, just found out what a McMuffin is

We invented them, they're just 'muffins'.

>italian american
oh shut the fuck up

This is a muffin

no thats a crumpet.

This is what a McMuffin looks like. The fact that you call that a biscuit makes no sense to me.

What the fuck.

This is what we have too

it is occasionally useful to identify a person's ethnic origin in an immigrant country without a specific ethnicity because it affects their character you dumb jew fuck, go get bombed on a bus

>The fact that you call that a biscuit makes no sense to me.
We don't call that a biscuit.

That's a 'cake'.

20 years ago this - the 'muffin' as a cake - was literally unknown in Britain.

we don't call that a biscuit, it is an english muffin

>"""Italian""" American """""""cuisine""""""""

>it affects their character
>i am le 1.3333333333/10 Irish i celebrate st patty xddddddd

this guy knows what's up

"muffins" in the US are basically unfrosted cupcakes

He's right, Italian-Americans are slightly different from your average Joe.

nah they are different.

Then why is the filename "sausage biscuit"?

Also why does DJ Khalid say "sausage biscuit" when referring to them?

this

delusions

>parents are from asia
>for some reason I was raised in a strict household fill of rice and noodles
>not relevant to my upbringing and personality

seriously are you retarded?

nevermind I already know

he's a fat fuck, but that's not bad cooking

ok they put blueberries in muffins big deal, they are small sweet cake things

The thing with Italian-Americans is: they are not Italians, but they are not the "average American" either.

fuck you american pigs
I piss on Amerikkka
11/9 best day of my life

he doesn't call it that, they are different products

i mean are you completely dumb or just mostly?

>teenager failing algebra confirmed

He is so fat that he has begun to look Native American. Jesus Christ

>New York
We don't it that shit in the Northeast. Having said that I'm a New Englander living in NYC and even I know it's sausage gravy.

just mostly

Globalist Jew plot to try and dilude our ethnic origins unless we are from Africa or Mid east. Then they try to stir up riots and spread lies about the police.

I think he was being facetious or something.

>they are not Italians
Are these people not Italians?
youtube.com/watch?v=OQIBcmiV0PA

>that's not bad cooking
Are you joking?
1. It's a sauce, not gravy.
2. There is no fucking onions and he used "random" cooking oil. "Real Italian" my arse.
3. Add the meat after you browned the garlic (AND THE ONION, HE DIDN'T USE ONIONS).
4. YES, THERE IS SUCH THING AS TOO MUCH WINE. You want to taste the other ingredients too.
5. Deglazing isn't just pouring down wine. Scrape the bottom with a wooden spoon, you want that "crust" to give the sauce flavour.

No but looking at DJ Khalid even without his rant you could tell he probably eats that much.

gravy is a sauce, dumb hue

Real muffins like the homemade ones aren't cake like. They are denser but I've never seen one in a store.

>There is no fucking onions
He added granulated onions

>YES, THERE IS SUCH THING AS TOO MUCH WINE

WE

You chat shit mate

WUZ

forgot my pic

Shut the fuck up you fucking sharter, you literally are the globalist meltingpot shithole.

>American """"""""""""""""""food"""""""""""""""""" thread

Obligatory
youtube.com/watch?v=u4zw99VsoMA.

>WE
>WUZ

european faggots, now we AMERICANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WOPS

This is pretty much it right here. I think it's probably that they were historically ostracized from white America....or it could just be terroni brain damage.

>one cup of white vinegar contains 40 calories

Or probably because they won't shut up about being Italian (but in their defense, real Italians act the same way).

>one whole fucking pint of mayo
>she probably ate all that alone

she probably smells like mayo

Gravy is a different kind of sauce. You're supposed to add flour to thicken the "meat juices", preferably browned flour (roux). You can add tomatoes to the gravy. What he did there is just a tomato sauce with wine.

Where? I saw him adding lots of garlic, but no onion.

I might be wrong, this is just a guessing. But.

I think it has to do with how USA "encourages" people to behave accordingly to the heritage. So Italian-Americans end loud, African-Americans behave like niggers, Irish-Americans are in general Catholic zealots... this kind of thing.

But again, this is just a guessing from an outsider.

>Where? I saw him adding lots of garlic, but no onion.
At the end, after cooking and before serving.

you are really ignorant about what the word "sauce" means. Tons of gravies have flour in them. Even then, flour is not a requirement

>I think it has to do with how USA "encourages" people to behave accordingly to the heritage
nah not really

italian americans are different than other americans cause we are overall clannish, in the sense that someone who is italian american will always get favored over someone who isn't. also we are more recently immigrated than most other major ethnic groups here. it is a bit like being in a club.

agree completely with people saying that we're not italian but different than average americans, that's the best way to put it. only a minority of retards actually think that they're italian and generally they're some marginal percentage of distant italian ancestry.

dumb hue

i bet you are a native

t. Germanic immigrant

That's some pretty good bantz, 2bh. In all honesty, though, Biscuits and Gravy are a god-tier breakfast food.

very, very common around here

i meet a lot of very overweight people who are perpetually out of breath if they move for longer than a few seconds

>At the end, after cooking and before serving.
Please tell me said granulated onion comes pre-browned.

Main point is: IT. IS. NOT. A. GRAVY.
It is a tomato sauce with wine.

>Irish-Americans are in general Catholic zealots
Uh, not really

This. A really great way to start the day.

Checked

I stand corrected about this one then.

>t. Germanic immigrant
Do you even know the difference between a stove and a freezer, Hans?

Checked, and this, with pork sausage added to the bechamel sauce to form the gravy.

it's called 'shit on a shingle' if you are being colloquial

granulated means that something has been grained, its literally onion powder

Which doesn't sound that bad, 2bh. Celery Salt is, for example, a common hot dog topping in Chicago.

This is actually why Italy is has so much corruption. They are tribal to the extreme. Many Italians cannot get a job without bribing another italian an obscene amount of money because he has like 5 family members he's considering giving the position too unless someone bribes him.

It sounds absolutely shit. Why not use onions?

>granulated means that something has been grained, its literally onion powder
Thanks for stating the obvious, but you're still missing the point.

What kind of faggot gravy is that

I actually don't know (even the aforementioned Chicago Hot Dogs use diced full onions) and haven't heard about them until this thread. Maybe to have that oniony taste without using too many ingredients similar to how high-salinity salts are used to be able to use less salt and avoid sodium issues, but IDK of any similar problems from Onions.

If you like to make sure you add fat that day it is.

Or muscle, depending on your regimen.

I call the bread an "English muffin"

yeah, but it actually works if you're only like five percent of the population.

we basically jewed our way to being overall upper middle class here

>Which doesn't sound that bad, 2bh.
It's decent...ish. Convenient in a hurry but, for sauces, you're losing all that nice caramel taste you'd get from browning fresh onions.
(At least granulated garlic can come pre-fried or just desiccated. I'm not aware if the same happens with onions.)

Fits well with the Anglo tradition of a heavy breakfast and tastes delicious, tbqh.

As someone who's never known of it until now, I can't say anything really.

such a waste of a good custard cream

How hard can it possibly be to make a proper ragù?

It's funny because Ragu is the name of a cheap pasta sauce in the US.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ragú

The guy didn't even turn the sausages to cook properly on all sides.

>you literally are the globalist meltingpot shithole

Sweden lmao

>Italian Americans
>upper middle class

I wouldn't call Pizza deliveryboys and taping dry wall upper middle class.

>Italian-Americans
>upper middle class
Rude

Bump for delicious Biscuits and Gravy.

>tfw it's actually proper to NOT "wear" the American flag
>everyone does it anyway
AMERICA THE GREAT

It's a shitty meal from a shitty part of the country

>Irish Americans are catholic zealots
Nah we're just rowdy manlets who are always pissed off and drinking

vocaroo.com/i/s0k3i2IK3Rm5

But they're not biscuits they're scones you dumb mick-kraut-wop hybrids

nah, that only applies to italians and niggers. irish americans are now normal whites.

delet

You're a muffin

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haha

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my name is "ebin"

>brits call cookies digestive biscuits

>jquery
nah

wots that

Can someone post those webms of that chef that puts mayo in everything