/brit/

St. Mirrens best m8

>Going to wipe out the normie plague like drywipe off a whiteboard

NOW WATCH ME DAB DAB

no one cares

the 27 year old neet is saying funny things on agdg haha

Which Dangan would you ronpa?

is he ok?

fuckin bonkers

>Going to wipe out the normie plague like drywipe off a whiteboard

fugin h8 normies 2bh
go around acting like i owe them a pleasant conversation and have contempt for anyone who doesnt pump their system full of alcohol and burst their ear drums with shitty music every weekend

Imagine browsing Cred Forums after the age of 17 lads

just imagine it

>thinking about killing _________

me in the middle

*walks towards (you)*

Jews, mudrats, coons, prods and ragheads

recommend me some cartoons please

Just got rejected

the irish are in the same bag

why are normies so bland

why do they all look, act, and sound the same?

are normies actually real people? Why don't they have individual thoughts and opinions and behaviour like others?

Honestly I'm starting to think that normies aren't so normal after all. They live in a permanent mental gutter.

...

blairite scum

...

kek

he's a vile repulsive disgusting slug of a creature
*puts (You) out of business*
(sunshine)

...

t. fat autistic anime fuck who eats chicken nuggets all day

i am so different because i watch daria LOL

Rick & Morty

they're all just like cogs in a machine brah

the machine called society brah

I am human and I need to be loved, just like everybody else does

sometimes i think i should become a developer to Make Gaming Great Again™ but it would take fucking ages to get a foot in the industry in this country

reddit is that way

read gurdjieff lad. normans are literally not conscious.

Normies are gutter-dwelling beasts and should be rinsed into the sewers.

Just writing a Rick and morty script

Rick :Fart bacon. Burp
Morty : kittens ninjas Fart burp
Rick : 90s references
Morty : burp reddit

t. Retard that doesn't understand the jokes

the 27 year old colombian neet wishes he was black lol

always adored this post

Wow, it's like I'm actually watching the show.

Imagine entering the banner contest and trying to win.

I never did find out the answer though
Why don't you celebrate easter?

fight fight fight fight

might go watch some anime

normies out

Blairites are gutter-dwelling vermin and should be purged into the abyss

this is the kind of shit i listen to when im stoned out, so very poetic

youtube.com/watch?v=hsCdlX-5UjE

The summer sun is fading as the year grows old
And darker days are drawing near
The winter winds will be much colder
Now you're not here.
I watch the birds fly south across the autumn sky
And one by one they disappear.
I wish that I was flying with them
Now youre not here

because cadbury creme and kinder eggs are illegal here

bad idea, you can't have a thread dedicated to 'doing a poo'

writing an adventure time script
Finn: we need to save the sparkly space muffin from the ice king
Jake: bazinga
*wobbly arms*

loser

I'm not a normie but I have earnt their respect

IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

For years I have been telling the story of Prince Peter Ouspensky, who in his early years in the Gurdjieff Work did not understand Gurdjieff’s insistance that most people are are so deeply hypnotized that they act exactly like mechanisms.

Then, shortly after World War I started, Ouspensky saw a truck headed for the front, carrying artificial legs. Suddenly, looking at a truck full of artificial legs to replace legs that had not yet been blown off, but would certainly be blown off very soon, Ouspensky understood that all human behavior on the large, historical scale is so mechanical that it can be mathematically predicted.

They all laugh at you behind your back

Nerd

If that Mexican was post-ironic and didn't just have poor English it would be an amazing gimmick

mc ride looks a LOT like tim here

Dog is licking her vulva.

we do

Normies are plankton, and I, the basking shark.

recommend me an anime

Yoga 710?

dumb pirate frogposter

youtube.com/watch?v=qmlJveN9IkI

amazing tune whoever posted this. shame it takes so long to build up

that mexican twat will never be a decent gimmick, he needs culled

Either way, im really not a fan of his. Bad english posters can be pretty funny but he just uses gimmicks that literally no one finds funny

How would the /uk/ board work?
Would it just be /briy/ with separate threads for normies and abnormies, kpop and grime?

Wine's going back in the cupboard. I'm going under the duvet.

What did you eat for dinner?

I would be on /uk/ nonstop 2bh

youtube.com/watch?v=uGDA0Hecw1k

*meme response* :^)

why do white americans try to fight black people even though they lose all the time?

65315649

cant wait to see these fellas soon tbqh

would just be split into even more threads like /celt/, /eire/, /leaf/, /north/ etc. all essentially the same

Why does the Mexican actually come here? Why does he like us so much? :S

Not a nerd, I'm quite a peculiar character

>tfw listening to amazing tunes that gives you chills all over your body

>those massive amounts of dopamine being pumped into your brain

weeeeew. who needs drugs

the runts are restless

might throw some dairylea lunchables into the hive and put an x factor repeat on to calm them down

:s

where you seeing them lad? I'm watching them in brighton

He literally has nothing but contempt for everyone here

he constantly calls brits pirate scumbags and he posts communist shite and calls brits genocidal maniacs

hes a little wanker

Show me an example of a normie engaging in original thought that isn't an exact copy of something already produced by the social media hivemind.

You can't.

Normies.
Are.
Drones.
Controlled.
By.
The.
Hive.
Mind.

They.
Are.
Less.
Than.
Human.

having a cheeky wank tbqhwyl

would you rather gain five inches in height, or two inches to your willy? (girthiness will accompany any willy size increases to keep it in proportion)

>only 50% of people get chills from music

imagine being the unlucky other half

*rounds all the nonwhites into camps and systematically exterminated them*

Ahh yes

MUCH better now

the runts are very upset by the news of mary berry leaving bakeoff. One of them nearly gnawed their arm off earlier :(

normies btfo

this is exactly the kind of cutting edge dissection that i come here for

He's a yank havin a wank

>justin trudeau's father was friends with fidel castro
hmmmm

good lad

Neither because I have such a massive dick and im 7'0 tall but im missing a bellend because i smashed it with a maul yeah

*stares contently, intensely down upon my loincloth and bellendless willy drooling*
mmmmmmmhm

...

feeling suicidal lad?

He's obviously trying to get our attention. Why does he want our attention so badly? He has been coming here for months and spends hours and hours posting the same things.

mummy and daddy are watching the royal visit on tv :3

Interception

Height definitely.
Already have a larger willy than one would expect of a gentleman of my stature

Hmm i wonder why

because hes a 3rd degree autist

should be shipped off to one of those crazy mexican insane asylums and left to fend for himself

bigger benis :DDD

two inches, please

I'd have so much more confidence if I just had a decent sized nob

You autists are the same except it's bullshit from Cred Forums instead of mainstream media

/starvstheforcesofevil/ Tbh lads

kelsi monroe tbqh lads

L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

taxpayer on the hook for another holiday for the royal benefits scum again I see

Reminder that the Mexican is a fat 33-year-old autistic virgin who lives with his parents still and has Pokemon dolls.

I'm not even making this up.

willy is already painful to some girls so i will go with height

hmmm

*revs cordless drill*

Time to hit the clubs... heh

*sounds of whirring and normie screeching can be heard, muffled by the sounds of drone "music"*

CULOmbian

my dad doesn't have any friends LOL

is that normal?

it seems like it is but maybe it isn't now that i think about it

the irish

Where did you get this image? is this really the face of autism? how do we know its our man?

dad is a weed lmao haha

not sure about being 6'4 seems too tall

looks like a tanned yank

>being this obsessed with a Mexican autist
You nerds are pathetic

2" to the willy please

5'11" is a fine height and 6'5" is nearing "if you're not a pro basketball player you belong in the circus" territory

random fact of the day: spiders actually only have 6 legs. their 8-legged appearance is an illusion specifically evolved to make them appear that they have eight legs when they in fact only have 6 (like all true mammals)

just got 4 drinks at the drive thru n the guy asked 'do you want a cup holder'. Obviously a do ya fuckin reprobate am no an octopus

Reckon a lot of people are lonely

I see lonely people walking about all the time

>TIL There are 923 words in the English language that break the “I before E” rule. Only 44 words actually follow that rule.
makes you think

lmao look how fucking short he is haha

why does every small guy do the same pose

because he is a colombian who spread a /lat/ meme

>replying to a 15 minute old post
God how embarrassing

fuck off reddit

what happened herew

Here we can observe the classic normie inability to comprehend that real people are not all part of a hive, and are in fact individuals.

Go away normie, go listen to some repetetive music or perhaps like a "meme" on "facebook".

Don't reply to me again, for I shan't be wasting my precious time reading nor replying to your snivelling, regurgitated normie drivel.

I before E, except after C you uneducated runt

He posted a picture of himself in /lat/. He's a laughing stock there, like poleaboo or 190kg.

haha thats based as fuck

do you smoke with him?

i don't think he's lonely he has my mum and coworkers

donald trump speeches are fucking awesome, and i really wish i could vote for him

yeah in amsterdam

don't tell mum though wahey!

>literally abusing anyone you get a picture of

ah yes /brit/

fuck up fat man

Does anyone genuinely care for the political opinions of celebrities, left or right?

hE's a lAugHinG sToCk

Do you think she's hot?

>repetetive music
What music isn't repetitive?
It's all the same derivative shit these days.

fat cunt

t. pakipoo

fuck right off

dads mate also grows

>tfw attractive
>if /brit/ got a hold of my pic they wouldnt be able to make fun of me

shame im not deranged enough to post a mugshot on Cred Forums

doing it lads
watching anime

*transitions to a parliamentary system*

What happened to poleaboo?

10

ahahahhaha

whats the pornography you wanked to that made you feel the most disgusted after you came?

traps desu

Yeah we're all laughing at you ye mexican queer

fat little brown stump of shite, go back to /lat/ and get bullied there instead

Reminder that if a leaf makes a post that's not inane cancerous bullshit then it's nova scotia

His mum was good friends with Mick Jagger, he was nice enough to invite her to an exclusive party in his limo! Maybe Justin will be able to get to know him too one day...

Died

Tbf in Latin America children usually live with their parents until they get married but it's sad none the less

i do for musicians but not comedians/actors/tv presenters

*creates a midnight snack*

good post

good shout

>t. Poleaboo trying to make people talk about him

mmm okay

will and always shall be rape porn

love it though, not gonna lie, especially not to you of all people

mexican sugar dancing

>What music isn't repetitive?

Imagine being a normie.
Imagine being unable to comprehend music which is not a synthesised drumbeat on loop.

Imagine the state of your mental faculties.

This is what you're dealing with when you encounter the "normal".

>dad tries getting closer to me
>i keep pushing him away
why do i do it lads

he has a lot of health problems which is why i think hes trying to get to know me more

>foreign

reminder

Why for musicians?

LOL AMERICANS XDDDDDDDDD

it doesn't even exist

...

are u me

yeah we get it death to normies etc, etc give over

humour him

no i dont live in ireland mate

jesus what the fuck is that

>thinking this tastes good

i feel so sorry for you and your iceland tier taste buds

go to bed your going shopping with mum in the morning

*makes you an after-midnight snack*

Yes

Extremely

not saying the rule is infallible but that he misquoted it

one of your colonies is invading /lat/ and forcing dumb conversations there

Fact: Iceland is English

Wabt more of her?

i bet the chef gets some sadistic pleasure out of frying the little slimey bastard alive

i know i would

Normies are crustaceans, barnacles upon the bow of the ship of civilisation.

Their only purpose is to feed, reproduce, and die - they give no advantage to the ship, and in fact its progress would be far swifter with their removal.

Normies must be wiped away, like any other parasite.

Who wants one?

why wasnt i born in a nice european country

why are asians such savages

Go get beheaded by a cartel you fat taco-eating piece of shit

can you put kerry katona back in the adverts

her career likely needs another resurrection

You've got some explaining to do Canada

After ww2 yes ha ha

Made a chicken burrito

jesus CHRIST

haha fucking hell imagine being Australian

Imagine being stranded in the middle of a massive ocean, with nothing but penguins to the south and Chinkypoos to the north. Imagine the loneliness.

Horrific.

Absolutely

>southerners have rap battles

youtube.com/watch?v=SFZtp8mfX5U

it's dead
neurological response

>I grow stronger

L A D S

well a lot music has political influence to some extent. i feel as though if i enjoy their (politically influenced) music i should at least look into why they feel like that. usually i end up agreeing with them, but that maybe because vast majority of music seems to be left wing orientated

average

cant stand watching things suffer like that desu lads

wont stop me eating meat and fish like but still

ITS GONNA GET A LITTLE WEIRD

>give Scotland all these special privelages because muh oil money
>oil goes to shit and Scotland becomes a massive drain on the system
Should we revoke them?

J'mange une câlice de poutine les gars honhonhon

>neurological response
doubt this actually exists

One retard probably made it up on Reddit and now every single person copies it

dont you know lad? the more pampered and spoilt a nonce is the more he wants to associate himself with minority culture

example: nigger culture and rich white nonces

...

>usually i end up agreeing with them, but that maybe because vast majority of music seems to be left wing orientated

If corbyn wins, I'm applying for british citizenship.

If he loses, I'm applying for Irish citizenship.

>Imagine being stranded in the middle of a massive ocean

who?
no shame in losing to Britain's finest

'kin hell Bez what ave you gone and done?

>the word "Woman" comes from the Old French word "Wêmégner" (baking) which comes from Latin "Vulmaernia" (to cook)

they had their chance, we should kick them out of the union tbf la

back off gommunist!!

you're twisting me melon man

criss de calice de tabarnak d'osti de sacrement

>people say british food is bad

heathens

have had a sore throat for like 2 weeks now

except its only sore and hard to swallow in the morning and the night, weird

out

better pray for a corbyn government if you dont want this muh hertage commie coming to the emerald islands

i fear for my future lads

genuinely

>neurological response
meme terminology, no way it can shake its entire body and just be a neurological response

should probably start the irish application process now then lad

google reveals this to be true
aint as smart as you reckon ironstine

putain de merde hahaha

Keep going

*restores British rule*

I wish I was fighting with the 44th panzer division marauding through Eastern Europe raping slav women and shooting jews back in the good times right now

He'll fit right in considering how left wing you are

>/brit/ went to shit after normies

Lads, Twitter is saying the Queen is dead.

stop letting the wife cuck you so much then pal

>If corbyn wins

The Icelandic government is considering sueing the supermarket

he's on an island with giant freakish bouncing rats and koalas that jump down from trees to tear your face apart

also, it's too fucking hot
hahaha

...

muscles contract in the presence of ions
salt was sprinkled on it so it reacted to the sodium ions which caused the movement

eels generally don't survive after having their heads removed

*record scratch*
*freeze frame*
Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here.
Well, it all started when...

C'EST MA CULTURE ESTI!!!

haha i will be surprised if you aren't left wing in a few years time desu

Breaker one nine this hears rubber duck

youtube.com/watch?v=Sd5ZLJWQmss

>Neurological response
>Squirms in different directions for a full 30 seconds
Ah yes, of course

Australia is almost entirely culturally barren too.

Imagine living in Perth and having to travel literally 12 hours to get to somewhere different, and it's fucking Melbourne or Sydney. Some other place completely bereft of anything unique or interesting. Some other unbearably hot shithole filled with Chinks and Lebs.

I would off myself immediately. Imagine not being able to take a short train journey to get to Edinburgh or London or Manchester or York or Bristol, unique interesting places. Imagine not being able to pay 20 quid for a train to France or a ferry to Dublin or a short haul plane ride to Spain or Germany or any other lovely interesting European country.

Imagine being a joke of a country, having a monarch who lives on the other side of the planet in a country whose fucking flag is on your own.

Imagine being Australian.

well, the willys hard so its time to start wanking

if anyone wants to join in feel free

you're all welcome

radical centrist tbqh

did he die?

haha there's a roman guy called rebellious plotus who was involved in a rebellious plot

ive seen about 10 commies on here already

what happened you cunts

fucking hell how did he manage that one

I see a bright future for you...
*metal gates swing open, a blinding light appears and grows, throwing a gigantic sign proclaiming "Runt Farm" into relief*
*a swift and heavy boot kicks you across the threshold and the heavenly gates clang shut*
worry not... heheh

alri williem

>tax haven
>in bed with multinationals
>faulty democracy with two identical liberal parties
>left-wing
can't fucking wait for gulags

cleaning up here

runt-free thread after this post

What are you doing?

Are you pulling some sort of gimmick on me?

*Rubellius Plautus

he really hated nero

going on holiday to spain tomorrow

anyone want owt

>koalas that jump down from trees to tear your face apart
koalas are cute cunt

A day off work would be nice next week

400 fags please lad

...

muscles contract in the presence of ions
salt was sprinkled on it so it reacted to the sodium ions which caused the movement

eels generally don't survive after having their heads removed

please do you faggot

masculine features and figure

not attracted but i'd still date her to not be lonely

...

hahahahaha ok dude

Why?

they look proper dodgy

I'm assuming everyone's carrying on like a runt because it's a saturday night and you're all bitter about being home again

where in Spain you going?

new picota & kumbh album

all i see is gore and communists

where did it all go wrong lads?

>amerifats

lovely image

Because you posted essentially the same pic of her in the carnival mask twice

...

love how americans have the gall to accuse leafs of ruining /brit/

How do I get accepted into the House of Lords, lads?

t. blairite

Well here's an other

...

Yeah, it's a combined effort!

they are trying to divert attention from themselves

Hahaha fuck off we all agree you're even worse than yanks

literal perfection desu is she your oneitus?

>southerners are so cucked they're getting twatted in the streets

*turns the screws on the top of your cage, lowering the ceiling by several inches and forcing you to kneel*

If runt is good then he will only get lowered two inches tomorrow :)

If runt is bad, then... heh

*you watch as I walk to the next cage and begin turning the screws*
*crunching noises can be head*

hating the gore gimmick, fucking claplettes

now i want some sausages

>Queen Elizabeth II, the longest reigning Monarch in British history, has died at St Mary's hospital in London after a short illness, Buckingham Palace is set to announce in the morning.
>The news of the Monarch's illness had been the subject of a voluntary media blackout in Britain since last week.

WHAT. THE. FUGG.

don't disagree especially that Cred Forums spammer and the one with the shit "too intelligent for /brit/" gimmick

hhahahah that guys face

stinky eyes to the photographer

...

ive never been this triggered before

fuck off with this gay shit, queenie's fit and well

actually got palpitations. fuck off

*squeals into my straw bedding*

Top Gear

...

link, source

can you convert TO shamanism? and without looking like a tryhard twat in the process?

always figured you could only convert FROM shamanism to (real religion), like how we were all pagans at one point, them became christians/jews/muslims etc

Shite. Post some open wounds.

don't care

I like her a lot I would love to date her

Is she your gf?

>tfw you will outlive lizzie

yes you can

need a Brian Blessed gf to read me bedtime stories

Yeah what do you like about her?

It's not true.

Her Majesty is as fit as a fiddle.

You have to be born into obscure religions otherwise you're a tryhard weirdo loner desu

edgelord gore poster is really killing my vibe

What exactly is going on here?

Am I /fa/ lads?

W-was that an user?

Hey kids, check it out, this is my best friend Canada

who is this vile repulsive slug of a creature?

I need a name, and I need him out of business immediately

...

she's attractive but doesn't look like a normie runt

you can become a shaman after years of training to be a shaman. its not something you convert to per se, its something you learn.

trust me, im a shaman

these people are parodies of themselves

...

reminder that posting gore outside of Cred Forums is against the rules and is a bannable offense

...

>black people drive like this ...
>but white people drive like this ...

...

Hate the DnB shite that canadian posts all the time but would absolutely love to blast it on a loud speaker on my bike or something

I love her figure and her face she looks really nice

Is she?

wtf story?

so what is she like irl?

i am going to guess she's at uni studying biology or psychology

say no more senpai

youtube.com/watch?v=3NYvEiJBf_c

New thread

Janny

she should suck my dick lmao

Fuck off

You're worse than the Mexican you underage edgelord

...

I'm a turbo manlet so I need that height 2bh

I actually love these people. not even kidding. I love that they exist and that this sort of thing is real and is a glaring and major discredit to the left

the majority of liberals probably cringe at the sight of this too for the same reason

wheres the janny when you need him?

*deletes thread with 150 posts*
ahh yes

oh for fucks sake

HE'S HERE

me at the top

also

>he

hahahaha

>does

what happened?

Oh Janny boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling

have a feeling that wasnt the janny but OP
cant fool me

he really got angry

>it

new

the janny does it for freee loools

future garage >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> footwork

youtube.com/watch?v=qIQ5foG3R7I

>for

>free