Was born in 1996

>was born in 1996
>20 years old already

Just end me now, time you heartless bastard.

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i wish I could go back to when i was 14 yo

aaahhh, when i was 20, the good old days.

>tfw my brain is too damaged to seize the day while time relentlessly flies

same

> was born in russia
it's enough to commit suicide

Get out of here before it's too late
t. 25 year old who would tell his 18 year old self to avoid Cred Forums, it's more addictive and destructive than booze, weed, or cigarettes

>born 1995
>21 years old
>can legal drink alcohol
>too nervous to go buy it
Life's absurd desu.

I wish I could go back to when I was ~12ish, sipping coca cola from glass bottles while watching Digimon Frontier and playing Simpsons hit and run. Good times.

i like Cred Forums
it made me very cynical, tho...

Why are you nervous? Im 18 year old and never even imagined feeling nervous when I buy it.

Same. On the other hand I have learned

>Why are you nervous?
Autism, I guess.

this.

I'm 26 now and started on Cred Forums when i was 15...

russiabro, you have much to live for yet. life has just started.

I fucked a 16 year old yesterday, life is good, live on.

Good night

The reason to be sad is because you didn't experience the greatest place on earth.

1990's America.

>be 15 years old watching porn
>people call me a creeper when I comment on videos that teen porn is always better
>"heh these chicks are all older than me no need to project losers"

>8 years later
>watching teen porn
>I'm one of those losers

I can't take people born after 1989 seriously.

better than thou

go to bed, geezer

>tfw time has lost its meaning

tbqh, started browsing when I was 14, should have left 2 years later. It got boring pretty quick. Dont know why I stick around.

>older than 13
>being on Cred Forums

t. 24 y/o NEET autist

I can't take people born outside of 92-94 seriously lol

lmao is that fucking Repo Pepe

anyways I'm 25 and I've been here since I was 14 get on my fucking level

the entire point of this thread is that we *don't* want to get on your fucking level

same but younger, laying around the ground playing with my DS and reading comics is the raddest shit.

I can't take people born before 1989 who STILL browse a Samoan teddybear furring forum seriously

fuck off newfag cancer faggot
>please, get out and get help while you still can

why are people talking shit about Cred Forums? This is the ideal place

A place without attwhoring, prejudices, only words and ideas

Cred Forums is the best and purest place on the internet, I pretend to spend all of my days here, it's really an escape from the shitty superficial world

That's going to be you some years from now.

I'm 26, been here since I was 16.

>A place without attwhoring, prejudices

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>A place without attwhoring, prejudices,

AHHAHAHHAA

this uezs

>tfw 1997 youngfag
>will turn 20 next year

Don't mix me with those "robots", I'm not an incel just because I've been here for 10 years.

>tfw I remember 1996
LEAVE WHILE YOU CAN
JUST GO
GOOOOOOOO

what were you guys doing when 9/11 happened?

watching dragon ball here

School.

don't remember because I was 4

school, 5th grade music class

cute

I thought my father was watching some michael bay tier movie when the towers were falling on tv. I didnt care much for it and just went back to organizing my pokemon cards.

>there's someone born in 2000 or later who's reading this but won't reply because they don't want to get underageb&

I was in the 7th grade(12 y.o.) and at school. All we did that day was watch the news.

born in 82
somebody stop this madness

I've been posting on Cred Forums since I was 14 and never once was I caught out.

so the silver lining was that it was the most educational day of your school year

i got into Cred Forums because of gamergate

one year later and you still haven't been caught?

it was pretty nice to get to sit around and watch tv all day

>Cred Forums is over 10 years old
>All those Anons that died over the years
>All those NEETs still here

oh gross I'm closing this tab now

I've been here since 2004

>still
being 30s about the same as being 20 only your body hurts sometimes.

You only grow up once, theres no extra stage after that. If you think a 50 year old shouldnt be on Cred Forums then you shouldnt think anyone who can post here with out getting b& is.

Nothing makes life more meaningful than it is if you can read this sentance. You are basically trapped in the consciousness you have right now as your body deteriorates and you get closer to death. Enjoy. The only thing that makes it bearable is watching it happen to you insufferable shits on the way out :^)

>be in fifth grade when 9/11 happens
>other grades all watch the news all day
>tfw had the one cunt teacher that wouldn't let her class watch the news and just ran a normal day

REEEEEEEEEEE. If it was the moon landing she probably would have made us miss it.

>implying
Anons browse 4chin for who they are not the other way around.

If you didn't browse 4chin you would still be as autistic.

>1996
wait, you're not going to kindergarten anymore?
oh fuck, it's already 2016

I was always a bit autistic but Cred Forums really made it even worse

remember the current year

idk bout that

27 reporting in

It's not like there was anything else to do

i started after fappening

I would be even worse without Cred Forums. Cred Forums is a great place that introduces you to new anime, ideas, books, and other things, and allows you to discuss them with people who also enjoy them.

I would be so lonely without Cred Forums.

>there are post-1990 children here

i would post the get out frog, but you would mistake it for pepe stupid millenials xDxD

Why? Don't you like being independent?

I've already been here for the last 5 years and addicted to both booze and cigarette.

I'm 24yo and I used to drink much more alcohol before I turned 18 than after

This desu.

>Turn 26 this year
>Still procrastinating suicide

Where did it all go so wrong