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MORNIN' GEORGE edition

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*Dismal gimmick edition

MORNIN' KAREN edition

the leaders of the alt-right

>Anyone who disagrees is a Jew

You're the one with the mutilated willy, Yank.

who's the guy in the tux/mask and the reindeer?

Are nige edition

two kikes and a cuck

ArmouredSkeptic and TL;DR (pronounced "teal deer")

hello

please say hello back

allo allo rasheed, ain't seen you poke your nose out your paki gaff in a while

bricktop ere wants a word, fancy coming along with us petal?

is there a link to where i can watch this ad?

To: the leaf
RE: saying hello

Hello

Sincerely,
An American

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>be american
>get shot

is Bricktop a popular nickname in Britain?

I only know Bricktop as the character in Snatch

Hi

yeah very common nickname tbqh, i know three 'bricktops'

Yoga 710?

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wanna get hi with the blanksta pleeeeeaaase

...

my nan was a bricktop, and her mum before her

Somehow managed to acquire an 8/10 gf

is quite nice lads

shoutouts to and for making this happen.

what's the point of being circumcised though

haha that's still me when I'm hungover tbf x

>that paki family

is this some sort of Cred Forumsimmick?

would neck myself before driving a vauxhall and living in a new-build estate.

the people on /fa/ dress like teenagers or just people who aren't interested in fashion

wow, blairite backbencher Clive Portershire says the labour party is right schiffed and the future of britain is looking more and more like it's bobbed around the bend

can you believe it?

some do, I don't.

not all of /fa/ is street-wear and Rick Owens drapes.

CORBYNISTAS ON SUICIDE WATCH

Knock off Burberry caps are coming back in style for SS17

Screenshot this post.

*tyres screech as I pull my 2014 Ford Fiesta SE out of the driveway*
*pulls up next to you using the handbrake outside my Barratt estate's local enquiries office*
*rolls down window (electric)*

want to make something of it then do ya son? fancy yourself as a hard nut do ya? if I didn't have to put a shift in at the local dealership you'd be fucking dead sunshine mark my words

*tyres screech as I pull off, but stall*

Nozomi

so you can shag buxom jewesses

Hopefully I can land a new job this week and finally buy a new car. FUCK

howling at this one

How?

I recognise sargon and milo

who the fuck are any of the others?

get the snip mate, it's epic out here.

Not snipping myself for any Jew, no matter how buxom.

Same boat

Have my eyes on a truck though

DON'T FALL FOR THEIR TRICKS LADS

seductivejewess4.net/

will do Rabbi

Kanna

>hack academic
>hack STEM academic & renowned hat-tipper
>fat fedora man
>Boxxy mk.II
>Literally who
>Literally who 2: electric boogaloo
>le controversial blonde womyn
>Milo 'I can say outrageous reactionary nonsense because I'm gay' cucknopolis

right next door to hell

I don't get the piss and the hedgehogs

Lads

The ex gf has written '#HiL' in her bio, does this mean anything?

My name begins with an L so all I could think of was she was making hints and it means 'Hi L'

>hashtag of any sort

bin her sharpish

From left to right:

Based mom, ThunderCuck, Sarcuck of Cuckad, shoe0nhead (coalburner), ArmouredAutist, Teal Deer, Lauren Southern, and Milo the gay Jew nude in the front

ask her

CANNOT disregard advice from based kiwis

>#HiL

means Hilary

lol how come boxxy is a figure of the alt right

trump is winning, lads, and gaining more ground by the day. even historically Dem states only have clinton ahead by 2-3 points, while historically Rep states have trump ahead by 12-15 points.

i thought based mom was a hot milf btw

Really need to get laid before I blow my brains out.

It's no longer a want, it's a need.

I just met a super cute husky with 1 black eye and a bright blue one.

cannot believe how badly you Yanks have fucked up your elections

thank fuck you have the HoR to keep the pres in check

trump is a reality show celebrity

Day 4 of opiate withdrawal. Starting to feel normal again. Don't feel anywhere near as restless and anxious.

Also had my first proper shit in 4 days this morning.

Amazing.

trump is a racist

the House is up for re-election in 2018 though

You guys are fucked lol
No matter who you choose you're all idiots.

what were you on la?

ah yes
the margin counts so much, despite the fact Hillary is winning ALL the battlegrounds

>does a cold water extraction
>"opiate withdrawal"

wannkeeeeeeeeer

Was doing all sorts except heroin.

Got my tooth pulled, got prescribed some codeine, took it, felt good and it went from there.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=ksRB4faMU7o

irrelevant, even if Trump gets in the GOP hate him and will block him as much as possible to keep them credible as a party, if it's Democrat controlled it's game over for Trump

I'm planning on kicking my benzo habit soon

Definitely going to do a long taper though

i love you

*pulls up to my Barratt newbuild in my 2007 BMW 118d*

Oi, love, dean from work gave me a couple of groupons for the shard, get that ASOS dress you ordered on babe, we're going for a night on the town

Haven't been in the game since Silk Road lads, what's the best DNM site these days?

FOY

YAAAAAAS MILO

KWEEEEEEN

fuck off

i love you too hun x

:3

fucking kek, you're good at this.

>when lil rasheed says fancy a butchers
crying with laughter lads

The House of Representatives seats are up for grabs every two years

1/3 of Senate seats are up for grabs every two years

Pretty sure she hates both candidates / doesn't actually care about it all, it isn't on Twitter either. Confused desu

morning lads

love you too la' :3

I liked those adverts.
nice

but why do brits care about american ellections

there's more than one

Because it decides the leaders of the Free World

No idea, some hat-tipper at my work is obsessed with yank politics.

hope to see this Barratt new build gimmick continuing into the future, there's a lot of potential thee

not really. the GOP is fully backing him now. even Cruz endorded him the other day

the House has been majority republican for years. this is mostly why Obama has been grossly ineffective as president.

if trump wins the House will probably remain republican unless he royally fucks up somehow

update on the 31 year old woman living in my house for 2 weeks

yesterday we spent the entire day cleaning downstairs and i made her dinner, we watched godfather 2 but i couldn't make out what anyone was saying.

then she went to bed but i had to sit in a chair besides her bed talking to her, until she fell asleep. why? because she's sleeping in my brother's room and he has a pet snake, and she's terrified of snakes so I have to like distract her from the thought of the snake breaking out and attacking her whilst she sleeps

Plenty of people here are into Brit politics

Me and my best mate discuss it all the time desu

Lads 2012 focus or 2014 Astra both 1.6 petrol, I can't decide

We don't.

Honestly couldn't give a flying fuck about Hillary or Trump, but of course, every country is gonna have those couple weirdos.

mexico and canada can care about the dumb ellections though

>tfw live in london so i ride a bicycle

trump is a corporate fascist

dumb spic
fuck off

>we watched godfather 2 but i couldn't make out what anyone was saying.

it's entertaining

the GOP is not backing him you spanner, just because Cruz rolled over doesn't mean the party has

Why does it come so naturally to close your eyes when you kiss a girl?

It's not something we're told we have to do but we always do it anyway.

2006 Mercedes C class

You'll have really made it

>haven't seen sister in a year
>go on her facebook
>barely recognise her in her pictures

strange feeling desu

Focus t b h

depends how big the driveway is on your Barrett gaff

no

>tfw had my eyes open on my first kiss and the girl made fun of me for it afterwards

when things come close to your eyes you naturally close your eyes to protect your eyeballs

>Hillary isn't corporate

holy mother of kek

I love funny memes. Plese, explain me this meme, so I could get some fun.

Lol

I've become convinced that pakis are just like niggers

They both seem to think they're hot shit for riding around in 10 year old entry level Mercedes and Bimmers

depressing post

>despite the fact Hillary is winning ALL the battlegrounds
i wouldn't consider a 2% lead to be "winning"

the states could easily switch. the polls could also be manipulated.

A bit late to the party, buachaill.
[spoiler]Corbyn won with a bigger majority than las time.[/spoiler]

...

I actually thought that this is what it was. A natural instinct.

do you think you have a chance of seducing her?

the other person's face becomes really close so you just close your eyes to avoid something touching it. plus it looks awkward with the eyes open

Oh my fucking god something from a year ago has just hit me and I feel sick.

>Taking a flight to China
>Sat next to this hot girl and get a bit nervous
>She starts making small talk with me and I relax a little
>Mentions a bit about who she is and her boyfriend
>Starts asking if she can play the game in the back of my seat with me
>Say sure, whatever
>She gives me her business card and says that she will show me around China because she's Chinese and she can help me out
>Get to airport
>She disappears and I get stuck in an hour long non-Chinese queue
>Ah well, that nice girl disappeared
>She was waiting for me
>'Come on user we'll get a taxi together from the airport'
>Get in it with her
>'user stop off at mine first and then I'll set you in a taxi to where you have to go I'll give you some pointers in my flat'
>'No it's okay thanks I just wanna get some rest it's late'

Fuck, was she inviting me in to fuck? It's only just hit me.

that's exactly what it means actually

I'm not a paki though

This is what I'm leaning towards but the one I'm looking at is like £700 more, can't decide if it's worth it tbqh

Explain lad

shan't be reading this

How did she know you had your eyes open?

dunno

>'Secret' boy racer society clog up Piccadilly Circus with their multi-million-pound mean machines for the second time in a week... and once again the police stand do nothing to stop them

ahh yes these Saudis can block London roads and the Mayor does nothing... wonder why

Lads I've created a machine that gives me free (you)s

Just watch

Wahey

>hot girl
>Chinese

Yellow fever is a terrible affliction, I'm so sorry

>they lyin
why would they bother? it's good for trump if the polls say hillary desu

*pull into the estate in my 2008 BMW 520d SE*
*see the gf pulling out of our gaff in her 2010 1.2 Fiat 500 Lounge*
*pull up next to her and roll window down*
*she's wearing full juicy couture tracksuit, looking absolutely buff*
aiya darlin where you off to? sold free motors today so smiffy said I could take the rest'uh the day off
aiya babe I'm just off to the hairdressers to geh it coloured cos me n the girls ar goin sugarhut tonight then I'm taken bentley to the groomers, took him for a walk around the front garden earlier an e got well dirty
*see our pug bentley on the passenger seat*
alri babe, maccies or wagamamas for dinner tonight?

shitposters gonna shitpost

yeah guess so, she lives abroad so not much I can do short of forking out a grand for flights desu, will see her at Christmas.

>31 year old woman living in my house for 2 weeks
why?

...

man today's a good day

this could revolutionise everything

I'll give you £200,000 for a 15% stake

>Cruz is the entire GOP

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah yes

is it just me or do youtube videos simply refuse to buffer at the moment?

The Focus is a superior machine

t. NOT a Ford employee

TOO REAL

>Trump is anti-establishment

he's anti-CNN, the man is the embodiment of the establishment

literally a fucking businessman

creasing that Yanks can't see they're being swindled either way, Hilary is just bad at hiding it

BREGGZIT
MEANS
BREGGZIT

imagine being a yank and feeling subversive because you support trump lmao

Holy fuck I've never seen this site. Amazing.

hmm

3 hookers sitting at a bar drinking, the convo turns to size of pussy

>1st prozzy - "My clacker's so big my last John could fit his whole fist up there"
>2nd whore - "That's nothing my last client could fit his arm up to his shoulder in my hooha"
>3rd pro - smiles as she slides down the barstool to the floor...

I think we're gonna make it
I think we're gonna save it
So don't you try and fake it
Anymore, anymore

We'll start over again
Grow ourselves new skin
Get a house in Durham
Drink cider from a lemon

But I don't wanna talk about it anymore
youtube.com/watch?v=MHlCZDzNLKQ

hilarious innit

they act like they're underground revolutionaries with the whole world against them

absolute melts, the lot of them

Shillary is funded by the establishment, she's a shill for big finance and the status-quo. Trump runs his own shit and doesn't have corporate pay-masters.

I think the jury's still out on whether the guy's being ironic or not

And I wouldn't bookmark it, it eventually gets taken down every six months

he isn't, but he does represent the GOP bending the knee to their new King

same for leave voters desu

clocks go back next week

he IS the corporate paymaster you fucking mug!

twat

>having to go home in the dark to appease some farming faggots

>this entire post
memes

nice frog pic

saved

Fuck sake

>Cambridges arrive in Canada

fucking lol. Prince Williams ACTUAL name is William Schleswig-Holstein-Sonderburg-Glücksburg,

>implying any Labour candidate can win an election without the backing of at least one Miliband

it represents *one of the GOP bending their knee

ahh yes, some tv show celebrity is totally not backed by some kind of third party

Business idea: nuclear submarines without missiles

mom and dad went to a show

what happened to the Tory election fraud

who cares

clocks going forward next week

Who /smug alien/ here

youtube.com/watch?v=MfFS_NzXnHk
youtube.com/watch?v=XqGvOzA3mCw

By law candidates must disclose all of their donors

You can't even buy a Trump hat without being an American citizen and disclosing your name and place of employment because it's technically a campaign donation

youtube.com/watch?v=90bkLu_bmfw

haha best korea dun goofed

BITCH YO THIRSTY PLEASE GRAB A SPRITE

cara 2bh lads

clocks go sideways next moon cycle

rip that lad's family

This 2bh

>[check calendar]
>17th day of October is Boss's Day
hmm

my life is a mess

So did "she" start transitioning when "she" was 10

t. literally me

Trump has been mainstream for over 35 years

the gf

>Clocks

Enjoy living around some arbitrary human construct. Fucking state of the pineal glands ITT...

mine 2

does she have some form of genetic disorder

guy on the right looks like a walking corpse

also, me on the right

no she's just tall and thin (so perfect)

pineal gland going forward next week

Original Guinness + milk = quite a tasty combination to drink.

'no'

this is a real thinker

>finishing up a dead end degree
>have a dead end job that I hate
>girl I'm supposed to be dating isn't talking to me and probably fucks around
>no savings
ah yes the so-called life, or as I've taken to calling it, Laesh

Fela Kuti tbqh

this will cheer you up bruce
youtu.be/-bmW_0Rr0Mg

youtu.be/gNSfhSXtvSk

the "intellectualism" of the alt-right

haha wiggo what will he do next haha is he gonna scoff a load of PEDs haha what a mentalist

GOOD lad

That's his dad who would have been over 80 in these pictures, and lived to age 93. Good genes are Donald.

his tongue could do with a scrub

haha that's classic Wiggo that is, what is he like?!

many many years ago, whites acted like coons, and romans never expected they would build something

>he's too woke for /brit/

went to strip club

was an interesting experience

>blacks are stupider than whites so therefore we must have fascism

ahh yes

not really sad just stuck
nothing in my life is moving forward

*lies down on a grassy incline in the afterglow of a pill, smoking a snout and thinking about the beautiful girl who spurned my advances in the club with a vague look of resignation on my face*

youtube.com/watch?v=04mfKJWDSzI

Move to a new town and start a new career

Mental well being is all about set and setting

thought the pineal gland regulated a 24 hour cycle

what's your degree/job lad? I did a politics degree which is pure meme but I've made it work

Is Are Jeremy against mass immigration? He seem to always cautiously talk about the undercutting of wages from migration in towns with high levels of immigration

>tfw trump will serve two terms
>tfw ivanka will serve two terms after him

could smash a fry up right now ngl

might go down the greasy spoon near me, never been, looks proper grotty haha!

big fan of these msp pepes

>tfw in love with two girls, neither of which I can convert into a gf because of logistics

hmm

>msp

u wot?

(((Ivanka)))

[Watson] is "inherently gloomy about the prospect of Africa" because "all our social policies are based on the fact that their intelligence is the same as ours - whereas all the testing says not really"

Yeah idk why so many alt-rightists refuse to look at history

When Rome was building the Coliseum the Germanic peoples were living in mud hut and had no written language or really any civilization at all

[takes a mushroom]
youtube.com/watch?v=7ghoCR3_lC4

>Move to a new town and start a new career
ah yes it really is that simple
I suppose after that I'll just stop being sad?
arts majoring in political economy
going to have to do postgrad but that's ok
feels like I'm getting old and not doing anything

jeremy corbyn is a leftist rorke

the worst type of leftist

How does one harvest ones seed into the flower bed of a female

what does this have to do with the so-called """"alt-right""""

are you implying "they" are racist? they aren't

gf (left)

Business idea: abolish central banks and allow the government to print its own money

Step 1: Be Attractive
Step 2: Don't be Unattractive

The game is rigged my friend.

t. fat reddit-browser that doesn't try to better himself or interact with females

there's still time brother, the key is experience - just get some job experience under your belt even if it's unpaid (what I'm doing) it will help you

>ah yes it really is that simple
>I suppose after that I'll just stop being sad?

It worked for me
I hated my office job and moved across the country to become a roughneck and now I couldn't be happier

It's at least worth considering lad
No point in staying in some dead end place working a dead end job where your soul is being crushed everyday

>ah yes it really is that simple
>I suppose after that I'll just stop being sad?

that's literally my plan as soon as i get my degree so i hope it works. I'm leaving melbourne and maybe even australia

can't stand my "friends". They've literally ruined my confidence and no i'm not some abnormie slob but i just can't handle it anymore i need to leave this shitty city.

why would a kobra care about canines

>tfw attractive, good body and charismatic but debilitating mental health issues

haha sorry ladies

Funny how people see the government as the all powerful rulers yet they're forbidden to print their own money and control the economy, and that they answer to the central bank of their country and only paper printed by the central bank counts and the government have to sell the central bank bonds to be able to get money

Yet people still think the government rule us

morning lads

this...
this is the guy

yeah been thinking of leaving the country
I like my friends and family and I do have fun but don't feel there's a future for me here

I shan't be taking any political “““insights””” from Nieuw-Holland anymore.

Mitchum body spray is patrician tier

Bet all you plebs use Lynx

lying in bed feeling tragic lads

dolly little desu

*cuddles up to you*

i use roll on

They neglect social and cultural differences

Black people don't have the same living standard as whites which accounts for their poorer performance

The Germanic people were literate savages during the Roman times and then a bit further down the road they made the massive leaps in understanding of our natural world (such as calculus and physics) which essentially birthed everything we have today

>pissed on bed while blackout 2 days ago
>haven't changed my sheets yet

Life as a degenerate shouldn't be so rough

>They neglect social and cultural differences
stopped reading here. it's very clear you're a fucking idiot

>They neglect social and cultural differences
no they don't

he's right bernie

>I won't listen to what you have to say and instead I'll just insult you

Way to stay bluepilled

really would love to be a stay at home dad desu hahaha

mornin dane
*sighs and stretches*

How often do you change your sheets lads?

About once a month here tbqh

Unless I piss myself...would swap 'em out instantly because i'm not a runt.

Ummm... Lads??

What's happened to poleaboo??

Marr sayed in the last few minutes that the Russians did the air–strike on the U.N.'s convoy las Monday. Well, he's certainly not quick in jumping to conclusions (!)

what's on today lad?

i'm going to look for a place that does roasts

my sheets reek of cum and I still haven't bothered changing them

what you have to say is wrong, retard

>Unless I piss myself

Never done this even when going to bed completely knackered but my gf does all the time
Big reason why I tell her to bugger off on back to her place come the end of the night

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strawpoll.me/11298219
strawpoll.me/11298219

Epic poll here haha

>it's a girl pretends to be a shy introvert and then tells you she's going out on the lash with her friends and sends you pictures of her with her tits out episode

just go away

where can I find girls with self-respect

Hi Poleaboo

ok blacks are stupider than whites, now what?

how do you let cum get on your sheets? just use a tissue or toilet paper ffs lad

me either, was just ribbing the cucknadian

yeah fair enough tbqh, must be annoying for her

from cumming in/on a girl

she wants you to put her in a nappy like a naughty little girl

in the summer every week because I sweat
in the winter every two weeks

I also have a spare set that I use when a sleg is coming round

normus be gone

gonna go shopping for coffee and bread and cheese and vegetables, moved into new digs yday and got pissed last night like a madcunt so have no food in the house

every week. even more if too many fluids get on them and such

America.
No, honestly. And you can get some that aren't bible thumping Mormons either. It's mostly the cities where you get the stereotypical American skank. Seriously a breath of fresh air after having to deal with British women

t. Got a pure American fiancee

*cums on you*

since when is markiplier a part of the "alt-right"

shit, maybe i should do it every fortnight

Do love fresh sheets but drying them is annoying in my house.

Also annoying putting fresh sheets on when a girl comes round only to have to change them afterwards too baka

Fuck off I'm not a paki

need her deported

whenever I think it needs it

thinking this 2bh.

want a yank gf

thinking maybe I should change my sheets more now
lived here for almost 2 months and haven't changed them once
multiple puddles of dried cum and hairs

Explain how it is wrong

don't think christina sommers is an alt-righter. sargon would deny being one too

>be yank
>have yank gf
>yank gf cheats on me several times within two months
>yank gf doesn't even hide it
>yank gf openly sleeping around while we're in a relationship
>dump the yank gf
>yank gf's parents hate me for "breaking her heart"
>yank gf's parents call me boss and family and tell them how evil i am
>yank gf ruined my life
>moved away a month later

at least your internet is on from the first day

have pissed the bed like twice this year, everytime due to drinking

honestly the alt-right cult is so fucking cringey.

i'm on the right of politics but seriously the way these alt-righters fucking treat these youtubers is honestly hilarious

Especially since she's an alcoholic haha

would knock down her parent's door if this happened to me

he stopped posting too much here because he doesn't get enough (You)'s

>he doesn't catch his cum in a glass

>Sunday morning
>hungover and dehydrated
ah yes

what the fuck are you talking about

there is no "cult"

Sargon just denies it because he's literally the fedora meme incarnate but all his beliefs are in line with alt-rightists

time to fire up the ovens

>she talks to other men
>she must be sleeping with them!

wouldn't have it any other way haha

What time you off to church, lads?

are you kidding me? Go on twitter and all you see are these little faggots who would suck milo's dick and wear make america great again hats in public "for the lulz xD"

get a grip dumb cunt

>he doesn't exclusively cum on his gf's tits or face and scoop it off with a spoon and make her eat it.

Could get behind this desu

maybe he has no g.f., like many /brit/ons.

yes, mick

>people constantly downloading a song from me on the 'seek
>absolute banger that only got a limited vinyl release doing the rounds atm
>it's a ''''''''''320kbps'''''''''''''''' youtube rip

feel a bit guilty tbqh

there one hundred percent is

sort of wish i was enrolled in university just for the arguments you could have with fucking EVERYONE

about 1 o clock

>complains about Islamic terrorism
>doesn't go to church

Lmao, you think your hedonistic society and people who don't have a moral shield will do anything against a people United in Islamic ideology? Nice try sweetie hun xx

whatever happened to poleaboo?

she was a literal slut

if only i had known before gf'inf her

don't see why anyone would want to visit India lads. the cities and towns look absolutely horrendous, no matter how much they try to romanticize them to tourists

stop talking about the 'seek

>he thinks there is any point to life outside of hedonism

fucking loooooool

whenever i stay in the hotel i always cum in the teacups and glasses in the room

also spray the glass shower door if there is one

people who go around looking for arguments are the absolute worst

this is half off all trump hat owners
the other half do it to "trigger liberals"

do you like rocky erickson?

you runts are obsessed with religion, race and height

why?

isnt that also kinda looking for an argument

liberals STILL can't accept that bernie was an establishment insider and working for shillary the whole time even though the evidence is right in front of their faces

hilarious desu

but it's my gimmick

because i'm a godless white short person

so its fun to meme

They are VERY important issues that people NEED to devote their time thinking and taking about

why is there so much amateur indian porn and why is it all uniformly awful?

friend just got back from india was there for 2 months and a half
didn't go in the city though

because they're idiots and don't know what they're doing

do not raise your voice to me

Bernie Sanders supporters are the ultimate useful idiots

They refuse to believe that his sole job was to make Hillary look like anything other than the neoconservative that she is

Then Bernie endorses Hillary immediately after she wins the nomination and people still can't see it

Boggles the mind

probably includes travellers, they can go in the ovens too

hmm yes very interesting

*wanders out of the psych ward and talks to someone else*

>Pakistani Begums Big Fat Muslim Arse fucked by Small 4 Inch Asian Paki Dick

who wants to see that

Fucking hank marvin' here lads

I'm going to say this now

I don't like your tone and it needs to change pronto

>should female Muslim policewomen be allowed to wear headscarves on the beat?

tagging is actually siq if it's a kid doing it

if i went on holidays overseas or like on some big road trips id do NAME FROM AUSTRALIA tagz in stayer spots for sure

new gimmick:
posting covers of singles or albums as reactions.

dangerously depressed

The ultimate in distraction media

fuck off degenerate

tagging is always fucking shit and ugly, all taggers should have their hands cut off.

think it's a bad idea to set up a date while I'm dating someone else?

as if these chicks aren't pretty useless as coppers

that said ive heard the brts have like kind of a more community-friendly approach to policing in which case fair enough, better then americas warrior cop

*get caught by the police*

convincing nerdposting, even chucked in a 'degenerate'

Dangerous as in legitimately thinking about offing yourself and how to do it and not just the occasional thought?

Go see a psychiatrist immediately lad
He'll at least give you some meds that will relax you so you can get by until you get someone to seriously help you

>should Muslim police officers be allowed to enforce sharia law? :^)

more like you'll get sectioned

I kinda like the idea of the warrior cop desu

We need people to clean up the mean streets

>take benzos
>just feel 'ok' now
ahh yes

the reason yanks have warrior cops is because they have certain communities are to violent

tune
youtu.be/xmR2lBmhQfQ

hast thou heard about the big new remix coming out in the next few weeks? (hint: it's named after a muscle)

Better than feeling like doing yourself in and it's not for the long term just until you can sort yourself out

stop killing the mandem

me and the missus

>eyy what kind of body armour you want f󠇦am?
>just fill my pockets up with books
>say no more

get shot shitcunt

...

amazing post

depressed enough that i've been in bed for 36hrs (apart from shitting and pissing) thinking about dying, and the thought of going outside brings me to tears. i don't really want any medication because part of my problem is my raging benzo addiction.

t. mandem

*shuffles towards you*
Yeah new Bicep mate? fucking sick haha, got any pingers?
*adjusts top button of All Saints shirt*
Lets smash some jaegerbombs lad

This tbqh
Guns are legal so cops need an edge

if only there were other ways to help you. oh well guess not. best thing to do is cry about it for attention on Cred Forums instead.

this could work