Is there a more patrician meal in the entire world ?

Is there a more patrician meal in the entire world ?

I think not.

>what would you like?
>i want to have the most rotten farts all day
>say no more

kek

>Hash browns

Death squad is on its way

breakfasts are shit mate

>beans
>fungus
>dried blood

>beans

you want your workplace to smell like your bowels? Is this your german heritage? For god's sake england..

>mushrooms with the stalks still on
>bacon with the inedible fat still on
>tomatoes are probably shit
>toast isn't cooked enough
>beans are probably heinz so they're shit
>hashbrowns in a breakfast
>egg looks shit

sausage and black pudding look alright though

The benefits of eating beans far outweigh the negative of having a bit of windypops for a bit.

Friendly reminder baked beans are a literal superfood.

>inedible fat
enjoy your low T

>beans without rice

it's not even cooked enough
literally inedible you dumb yank

This is basically a retard's imitation of cassoulet. So bland. So boring. So Crude. So...

British.

Eat it anyway pussy

>>beans are probably heinz so they're shit

I only agree with this part. Branston is where it's at.

no wonder you all are lardasses.

easily

McDonalds breakfast items are top tier.

Inferior sorry

Muffins are delicious but you should really put actual cheese in them

if it's a mcgriddle

sure

Truly top tier breakfast, Britain.
UK gets a lot of well-deserved shit for their cuisine but that looks amazing.

6AM here, and when I get out of work at 7 I'll head down to the cafeteria for eggs, potatoes, and an empenada

>patrician
>mostly canned abd microvawed shit

That looks super unhealthy

who works on a Sunday?

Went out with the lads yesterday, I need that now.

Reminder top level athletes will eat an English breakfast every so often.

Do you know how to cook food?

hospitals never sleep, Peru

I'm pretty happy that brits are killing themselves by eating shit like this.

Happy heart disease, cunts

For me growing up a cooked breakfast was always fried eggs, fried potato, fried tomato, fried mushrooms, fried sausages, shoulder bacon, rissoles.

Never baked beans

You're a nobody so no one cares.

Mock us for our breakfast if you want. Have you tried one?

Sure, it's unhealthy. Eat one once a week and you'll put on weight. Eat one once a day and it'll contributr to an early death.
it's
>dried blood
>fungus
The example in OP's post isn't the best...
but I tell you what, if you get it right... it's the best fucking breakfast ever.

Ah yes, the famous english canned and microwaved sausage, eggs, black pudding, mushrooms etc

The beans use to be very heavy for my stomach and they make me fart a lot. Isn't it an awful idea to have them for breakfast?

The rest of that dish just look like its going to take you to the hospital right after you eat it.

I rather have some cornflakes with milk, rather than this "a day worth of calories" 'breakfast'.

I've tried it before. It was good, but I felt pretty sick for myself for eating all that fried food.

>take you to the hospital
>killing themselves by eating shit like this
all these limp-wristed eunuchs scared to death of man food

It's not for everyday consumption, when are you people going to get this round your heads?

It's a weekend meal you eat a few hours later than a normal breakfast

People aren't smashing this shit down every weekday at six or seven o clock

>americans defending early death and lardassedness
why am I not surprised

Ah ok, I thought it was common to eat it regularly, as when I was on holidays in beach resorts (benidorm), most tourists eat it, but If its a thing of holidays-sundays its fine.

Doesn't look too revolting, тbh. But honestly, I would only eat this if I don't plan on eating lunch, nor supper, nor probably tomorrow's breakfast.

Lots of people eat it as a hangover cure. The only people who eat it a lot are builders and other people who labour, who eat it in special cafes before starting work

Don't tell me Russia spouts that weird yank meme about beans causing farts too, Jesus.

>Italy actually being a bunch of greasy, cigarette-sucking eurofags too scared of big-boy food for grownups to eat a good meal

A reminder that French "food" involves turning over a rock and cooking what you find.

I will piss on your grave

Chi

As usual the frog spouts retarded babble.

not if we bomb you first.
nice trips though

So a single component is tinned and nothing microwaved is "mostly" now?

You're just still mad at lasagna being British and not eye tie.

Lasagna isn't even an element of my local cuisine, I wish I cared.

Of course they haven't ever tried any of it, they are such experts about Britain that they don't have to bother with little things like experience.

>eggs and beans and fried food and fatty bacon

my stomach would burst with gas

I wish I could have some top tier english high energy breakfast in the morning, but there are only coffee shit and croissant for faggots here

Are we the next step in human evolution or something? Why do jf have such a hard time digesting beans?

>tfw used to eat baked beans on toast everyday and suddenly became allergic to beans

>Italians defending maggot infested cheese

You can cook it for yourself, it isn't the hardest thing to make.

How about you cook them properly.

Not from Sardinia desu, not an element of my cuisine either.

Rasheed.

Follow your dreams, I'm sure you have some nice local equivalents apart from the beans. Tbh I don't even like baked beans and leave them out

[F]

Chef: What will it be m8?
Brit: Just fuck my colon up son
Chef: Say no more senpai

Tell me where you're from so I can insult it.

thanks to italian lazy nigger attitude, I don't have time to cook, since I need to work not only for me but also for half of the south peninsula

Cooked breakfasts are for when you wake up at ten am on a saturday or sunday with a hangover, they're not everyday food

ah ok, then what do you eat on a normal week day?

I refuse to believe Greece works

Just make an Italian variant, it isn't hard. You've got access to pig meat, eggs, mushrooms, tomatoes and bread I presume. Italians have their own blood sausage I imagine if you want to include that.

Being at work is not the same as working

the fact is that the few that works (not in the service industry though, since at least in Italy they are cancer, always on strike and not doing anything at work) need to work way harder than the normal to sustain the country and the millions of jobless people

fucking kek

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give me all of your fish and nobody in this thread will get hurt

whats wrong with hash browns?

also that literally looks nice OP

I usually have fruit and crumpets with tea

Or hot weetbix if it's cold

an american interloper that has no place in a real fry up, bubble & squeak or bust.

>hash browns are american

OH NO

half that shit looks like it either came out of a can or the freezer

careful now

It's true

Mashed or fried potato is traditional, don't eat yank shit from a factory

What do russians eat for breakfast?

vodka and sorrow

Sadness and disappointment

Observe, smocked mackerel, the best fish

Trifle is nice as well, you wouldnt have that with a fry up would you? Hash browns aren't even english

fuck sake

I liked hash browns as well but if they're yank food....

>Foreigners assblasted over the glory of Her Majesty's finest fried breakfast
>They don't even have a breakfast named after their country
>'Continental Breakfast' is as good as it gets, and that just means bread, an orange, 8 cups of coffee and a cigarette before a day of being lazy

Instead of being jelly, go invent your own national breakfast.

I sometimes have mackerel on toast for breakfast, very nice.

Ree forgot picture

And silly jokes, thanks.

Answer my question Ivan!

I do every day. Well, not everything but at least the bacon and eggs and one or two other items. Then just a light lunch on work days and no need to eat for the rest of the day since I'm not hungry.

I'm a fat cunt and started that about 12 months ago and have lost 20+kg with that being the only real change to my diet.

You should have gone to Specksavers.

lmao brits eat SPOTTED DICK

Fried eggs, sandwiches, porridge... Nothing special as you see. Also, I like blinis, but prefer them at weekends.

...

British ''''''''''''''''''''cuisine'''''''''''''''''''""'

>assblasted

FOY

>live a few years longer
>but have to live in Italy.
That's horrible.

Read it and weep, boys

>You need to cook fat in order to eat it
Didn't know the teeth situation in Britain was so bad

Went fishing with my dad and uncle the other day but none of them caught any fish. I got fed up and caught several frogs. Had fried frog legs at dinner. Truly the best meat in the world.
My favourite food desu.
reeeeeeeeeee

looks really nice but i would not eat the tomato

I ain't giving you any of our fish.

It is ours by birthright.

How did you kill the frogs?

Had to cut their legs with a knife since I didn't have a pair of big scissors and they died within several minutes afterwards. It was very gruesome but I love frog legs.

Mostly just eggs do that.

How can you even eat this at 7:30 AM ? I guess it could be fine for lunch even though most of the dish is disgusting but eating this shit for breakfast is impossible.

I hope you cut them legs off quick. Adrenaline is bad for meat.

I would kill for a full breakfast right now.

you are meant to kill them first

>germanics will never understand how a proper breakfast should be

>Hungry in the morning
>Eats breakfast
silly froggie

...

I would just pull them out with my rod and immediately cut their legs. No time to waste to kill them first, also it would have turned my stomach if I had to deal with them that much.

>he doesn't eat hot burek for breakfast
>he doesn't drink cold yoghurt for breakfast